What the Wife Doesn't Know Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  11/19/2002

I’ve never really understood the fascination gays have for straight men. I guess it’s just the notion of getting forbidden fruit, (or I guess I really should say forbidden non-fruit.) because should you ever get one, he’s virtually guaranteed to be a lousy lay. The premise here is of straight men trying other men for the first time. Of course these guys are about as straight as the Yellow Brick Road and it doesn’t take a wizard to tell that.

First up are Ben Shaw and Cody Tyler whom we see tooling around on their motorcycles. Cody guides Ben into a deserted garage and tells him he has always wondered what I would be like with another cyclist. Well, would you believe Ben says that he has wondered the same thing? And with that, Cody goes down on Ben’s dick. Cody is a beefy, dirty-blond with a pierced tongue. It really is the biggest ball bearing I have seen in a tongue—the size of a marble. Ben is extremely white with raven hair. It appears that he has never been exposed to direct sunlight. He also chews his nails down to the quick. He puts more than fingers in his mouth as his subsequent sucking of Cody proves. Cody fucks Ben; Ben fucks Cody.

Next we find Zak Pierce cruising around in his convertible looking for some willing guy. He finds him in Jason Reeves and they tool back to Jason’s place because Zak is married. Now Zak could pass as straight. He looks like Joe College; the kind of friend you could introduce to Mom and she would never guess. But when he goes to work sucking Jason’s cock, the illusion is shattered. He’s really good at it. When Jason sucks Zak, I was horrified to see a tattoo of Mickey Mouse next to Zak’s dick. (I’ve always hated that squeaky little rodent!) I had to keep saying to myself, “Look at Dickey, not at Mickey.” (Such a nice Dick, too. I mean, everything about Zak is nice. Except for Mickey.) Lying on his back taking Jason’s cock in his ass was a truly uplifting sight.

For scene three we have Gino, a hunky Latino prowling the cruising area of a beach. He encounters an adorable stud muffin, Taylor Lee, who invites him back to his place. Taylor wastes no time in going down on Gino’s uncut rod. Taylor, well over six feet, strips to reveal a very slender physique and a very big cock. These attributes, along with his full sensual lips, make him extremely desirable. Taylor also has a tongue piercing that is as big as Cody’s in scene one. (Those lips! That tongue!) Whether Gino is fucking him doggy or missionary, Taylor’s cock remains so hard I think it is going to explode any moment. Gino is obviously pushing the right button. When Taylor does finally shoot it’s a real volley. Gino also sprays a good load, leaving Taylor covered in cum. This is Taylor’s first film, but I am certainly going to keep up with his career (literally!).

The final scene features Jack Reilly and Todd Mitchell. Jack is another newcomer to gay video. Todd has been around for some time, beginning as a twink to drool for in the 90’s. He is now no longer a twink, but he’s still a good-looking guy. Jack is OK, but nothing special. He is obviously straight (Gee, a straight guy actually made it into this film) which only means that he will not suck cock or rim. Now, to my mind, if a straight is going to appear in gay films then he better suck some cock. After all when Ryan Idol, Kurt Summers, and Rick Ritter (to name just a few) are not averse to it, then lesser lights like Jack Reilly should do it. If not, let them go into straight porn and eat pussy. As a result Todd has to do it all: suck and get fucked. He deserves better. So do we.

The camera work is fine. We can hear the director barking orders in one scene. Tsk! Tsk! And please, Blade, get some new music! Yagh! In spite of these flaws, it’s not a bad film.