Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews (813 - page 28)
Release date: 1/14/2003
Reviewed on: 3/7/2003
Studio: Metro
Starring: Peter, Daniel, Michal
Directed by: Roman Pornanski
Review brief: A rather odd title to a pretty good film. There are five scenes. The guys know how to fuck but are not very proficient cocksuckers, which seems to indicate that they are gay-for-pay. But as the guys are all attractive and as there is something titillating about straight guys getting it on, I can recommend this one to all you Russophiles and foreskin lovers. In the opening scene Miroslav and Petrz (the guys are identified for each scene but not as to which is which) start making out on a park bench where they suck one another before moving to a secluded area where they spread a blanket and fuck. One is a brunet and one is a blond, a combo that this director seems to like. (There is no way on earth Im going to buy a name like Roman Pornanski, which is what this director is using. Oh well, even Roman Polanski is a fake name.) The next scene with Ladislav and Milan features a very handsome young man who is on a job interview.
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Release date: 7/9/2002
Reviewed on: 3/2/2003
Studio: Inferno
Starring: Mickey, T.J. (ambiguous), Slim, Xavier Kaim, Hunter Daniels
Review brief: There seem to be a whole series of these films being cranked out by Inferno and others which feature young twinks masquerading as cops banging other young twinks who are apparently guilty of something. (Maybe its of appearing in the films.) These films vary in quality, but none are very good. Some, like this one, are pretty bad. We open with a duo we have seen beforea cute young slender brunet and a bleached blond with pierced nipples and a bit of baby fat. The blond is always the cop. He asks to see if there are drugs in the brunets backpack. Instead he finds gay porno films. The cop is on the kid before you can say the word Miranda. They fuck bareback (I believe they are lovers) but the effect of this is lost due to poor camerawork. Choppy editing and a bit of looping further mar the scene. It looks like it might get into something interesting when the young blond lubes the cuties ass and the nightstick, but we cut away before he inserts it and its "déjà vu all over again". Blondie cums and Cutie does not.
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Release date: 1/28/2003
Reviewed on: 3/2/2003
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Kyle Kennedy, Jason Hawke, Julian Pierce
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: I am told that in the old days, writers would say to the studio heads, What do you want? A musical? Or something with a plot? I guess the same can be applied now to porn with a slight variation: What do you want hot sex, or something with a plot? Of course its always nice to have both, but give me a good tune, or some great sex. In STRICTLY YOUNG Chi Chi LaRue dispenses with plot, but gives us some truly great sex. A group of giggling twinks is sitting around to introduce the scenes with only one or two set-up lines. Its the most clichéd of all porn gimmicks, but you wont care. The first of these younguns to get it on are blond Trey Alimore and the present love-of-my-life Trent Austin (who also has performed using the name Diabut whats in a name?) This twink has an adorable smile and always seems so fucking happy. (That can also read so happy fucking.) They suck one another before Trey gets to eat and bang that cute butt. Trey then sits on Trents stiffy. These guys are just having so much fun that you will, too. Next up (literally) we have Jason Hawke and Fitch Abel.
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Release date: 1/31/2002
Reviewed on: 2/28/2003
Studio: Lucas Entertainment
Starring: Michael Lucas, Richie Fine, Mitch Ryder, Chad Hunt
Directed by: Michael Lucas
Review brief: This is Richie Fines film from beginning to endand what an end! This James Dean look-alike began his career in the twink videos of Junior Studios where with his big dick he was always top man. Graduating from Junior twink to Senior twink, Richie expands both his repertoire and his anus with his appearance here. The film begins with Riche and his friend Chris Bolt sunning themselves on the beach when Michael Lucas jogs by. Richie is all excited at seeing a porn star and makes it his goal to make it with Lucas. Chris on the other hand wants the biggest dick on Fire Island. Chris, who looks like the star high school athlete, is one of porndoms finest examples of the gay All-American boy. The boys notice Mitch Ryder and Aaron Tanner watching them. Are they cruising us? They decide to join the oglers and we have our first sex scene. Mitch is a cute young bear; Aaron is a bleached-blond. Mitch fucks Chris while Richie fucks Aaron.
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Release date: 10/29/2002
Reviewed on: 2/28/2003
Studio: IMD
Starring: Michael Lucas, Max Grand, Logan Reed, Roberto Vista, Richie Fine, Michel Mattel, Jackson Price
Review brief: LUCAS ON TOP refers both to Michael Lucass unvarying sexual position and to his being on top of things with his Studio. Lucas recounts the studio's development from the first film BACK IN THE SADDLE to the present. Each of the sequences is preceded by Lucass narration photographed in Black and White. The problem is that the snippets are just too damn short! They are nothing more than what one would find in previews. There are three scenes filmed just for this DVD. The first one features Lucass new discovery Aaron Heights, a former ballet dancer and an adorable sexually accomplished twink. The scene begins with Lucas seated in a chair in front of a cozy fire with Aaron at his feet. Aaron begins coming on to Lucas and soon they are engaged in a romantic sexual scène. This changes when, with Aaron seated on his dick, Michael inserts a dildo into Aarons hole alongside his mammoth reamer. In the directors cut Lucas also fists and pisses on the lad.
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Release date: 1/30/2003
Reviewed on: 2/28/2003
Studio: Lucas Entertainment
Starring: Michael Lucas, Chad Hunt
Directed by: Michael Lucas
Review brief: FIRE ISLAND CRUISING # 4 has a theme. Fire Island is not the place where couples can remain faithful. Each of the five scenes features someone who is two-timing his lover. This starts off with Marco Rochelles lover Tom International naked on a sundeck getting a blowjob from an equally naked Aaron Heights. Tom is a slender guy with nice muscle definition, two pierced nipples and some tattoos. Aaron who was introduced in a special scene in LUCAS ON TOP is a hot little twink with a hot mouth and an even more accommodating ass. A ballet dancer, Aaron also possesses considerable agility. Im sure those buns look great in leotards. Michael Lucas catches them in the act (his take is much too overdone) and rushes off to tell Marco of his lovers infidelity. In revenge Marco tells Lucas that his own lover Trent Everett made out with a guy who has an even bigger dick than LucasChad Hunt.
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Release date: 4/22/2002
Reviewed on: 2/23/2003
Studio: Lucas Entertainment
Starring: Michael Lucas, Enrico Vega, Mitch Ryder, Chad Hunt
Directed by: Michael Lucas
Review brief: Since the vast majority of our porn comes from the West Coast, Michael Lucas does us a service in showing the country that people have sex on the East Coast as well. Fire Island is the Mecca of the region so it is appropriate that he has released a series of FIRE ISLAND CUISING videos and DVDs. F.I.C. #1 begins with Michael and Kyle Krystoff getting ready to set sail for the island when Phillipe Siren, a friend of Kyles, joins them. As the boat gets underway, Kyle and Phillipe get underway, too. Michael stops the boat and goes below to give them some privacy. Kyle is a good-looking blond; Phillipe is a swarthy guy with a big tattoo on his back and a nice Prince Albert in his cock. There is only oral action on board and no semen at sea. They continue the action in their room on the island. Surprisingly it remains only oral. Kyle, who doesnt cum at all, jacks off Phillipe. Despiteor becauseof the PA he shoots a far-flung load. Meanwhile Michael has begun cruising and meets up with Chad Hunt who invites him to a party later that afternoon.
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Release date: 2/10/2003
Reviewed on: 2/22/2003
Studio: LKP
Starring: Federico Bulsara, Vilem Cage, Luca Ferri
Directed by: Lucas Kazan
Review brief: In the Donizetti opera on which this film is based, lovesick but timid Nemorino longs for the love of Adina who is seemingly interested in Belcore. In the Kazan version, lovesick but timid Nemorino (Lucas Foz) longs for Aldo (Filippo Romano) who is always seen with Belcore (the incredibly beautiful Giorgio Salieri). Nemorino fantasizes about being with Aldo, but is unable to approach the hunk. Wandering into a sex club, Foz sees the muscular Vilem Cage in a cage (Kazan has a sense of humor). Michele Luppo, a handsome young wolf making his debut here, is fondling Vilem through the bars. As Michele lowers Vilems pants and briefs, Vilems big uncut dick pops out between the bars of the cage. Michele wastes no time in using his tongue and mouth to keep it at that erect state. Luppo is a good oralist and even includes rimming in his repertoire. With Luppos lips sliding along the side of his cock, Vilem spurts out such a copious load it would make Guinness take notice. It is then Luppos turn in the cage for Vilem to blow. He cums in record time.
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Release date: 1/21/2003
Reviewed on: 2/21/2003
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Marco Paris, Markus, Jack Sanders, Jason Sizemore, Alex Mendoza, Neo Turner, Dobie Rivera, Chris Baldwin, Sky Preston, Jesse Martin
Directed by: Richard Morgan
Review brief: Junior Studios Richard Morgan has the uncanny ability to take young unseasoned performers and get them to behave like sex-crazed pros. We have become used to seeing cute young actors in these films, but it is awesome to see the Junior Studios gang sucking, rimming, and fucking with the skills of guys twice their age. L.A. LUST is a case in point. The star of this film is Jason Sizemore, a skinny twink whose nom de porn was chosen to match the big, thick dick nature has given him. (6 x 11?) . In the extras section he tells us he hasnt had sex in a good while because when he brings a guy home who says hes a bottom and the trick gets one look at what Jason has to offer, he chickens out. I guess Jasons solution to this problem was to go into porn. The film opens with Jason lying in bed, taking it easy while his lover is out of town. That is until the gardener that Jason has always had a thing for arrives. The gardener is Markus, a blond fantasy come to life.
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Release date: 2/19/2003
Reviewed on: 2/18/2003
Studio: Jet Set
Starring: Taylor, Danny, Gauge, Curt Baldwin, Wade Mohawk, Jake Rodgers
Review brief: Gauge, the star of this film is an incredibly muscular hulk of the type that Jet Set excels in. Although not breath-takingly beautiful as was Brett Mycles, their non plus ultra muscle boy, Gauge does something that Brett would nothe sucks dick. Whats more he seems to like it and is pretty damn good at it. Hes just too muscular for my taste. Hes more awesome than erotic. I stare at his physique as I would at the pyramids or some other amazing piece of architecture. The film opens with Gauge being obsessed with what is going on at the house next door where for days hes seen handsome guys entering. Gauge is convinced that the something that is going on is something he would like to be a part of. He watches from a window while telling a friend on the phone about his suspicions. This leaves one hand free to stroke his cock. We learn his suspicions are well founded when Curt Baldwin and Taylor enter the house and begin making out in the foyer because all the rooms are full. Blond Curt and brunet Taylor are average in looks. Their sex will prove to be less so.
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Release date: 8/22/2001
Reviewed on: 2/16/2003
Studio: Heatwave
Starring: Panther, Cory Stevens, Caleb Stone, Mitch Ray, Casey Martin, Alex Mendex, Brett Thomas, Christian Diaz
Review brief: Have fun and pretend Im not here. Thats what the cameraman tells to each of the couples that get it on in this film. The problem is they dont have fun, and you wont either. First up are two guys form South Florida. Hey, I though these were supposed to be Georgia peaches! They are Brett Thomas, an average looker with some chest hair and Mitch Ray, a bleached blond with the bushiest dark armpits I have seen. They perform in those dreadful white socks. The fuck appears to be bareback, but the camerawork is so poor in this film and as the fuck begins in medias res, one cant be sure. When Mitch cums, Brett licks it up, but we dont get a close-up of him doing it. Instead we have long shot. Jeez! Caleb Stone and Panther are the next couple. Caleb has no pubic hair and a big meaty dick that never gets hard despite Panthers best efforts. Panther is deliciously black and the lighting is so piss-poor that we are never able to see his features or his cock. I dont think Caleb ever sucks it anyway. Caleb finally got hard somehow because we find him fucking Panther.
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Release date: 12/11/2002
Reviewed on: 2/15/2003
Studio: Fresh Cut
Starring: Jason Branch, Mark West
Directed by: Tony Alizzi
Review brief: MSR, which normally offers films featuring butch mature men, has made a scorching entry into the twink market with FIRST CRUSH. They call this new line Fresh Cut Productions. Jason Branch and Mark West, the usual ultra-masculine types from this studio, are here joined by seven young hotties to produce a film for all tastes. Director Tony Alizzi and writer/co-director Rick Tugger have constructed a very fluid narrative with top-notch production values, believable performances, and clever staging to make this one of the most original films of its type I have seen. And its HOT! Young Johnny Doom has a crush on his friend, Chris Bolt. Adorable Trent Austin has a crush on his math teacher, Mark West. Scot Craven has a crush on a film star, Jason Branch. And Chip Nicolas has a crush on himself. The stories are beautifully interwoven. We begin with Johnny Doom watching his bare-chested hunky friend Chris playing basketball with a group. I would ask you to play, Chris tells the skinny youth, but youre not good at it.
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Release date: 4/16/2002
Reviewed on: 2/14/2003
Studio: Fraternity Studios
Starring: Mark Slade, Hans Ebson, Lark Larson, Eric Stellar, Ryen Matthews
Review brief: Although this film is put out by Fraternity Studios a division of Pacific Sun, it is another treasure trove of twinks under the sure directorial hand of Ginetto Di Masolo who is the man at GAI Studios. As the film opens we find a bevy of beautiful twinks seated around a table talking about their first time. Dia (who has also performed under the name Trent Austin) begins by telling us how he seduced another of the guys. Dia/Trent is a real cutieslender and sexy as hell. I was in lust! It is very annoying that nowhere on the DVD are the twinks identified so unless one knows who is who is it is damned impossible to find out! Anyway in scene one, Dias friend, Erik Stellar, is too drunk to go home so Dia pulls out the sofa bed and his friend flops down. Dia, of course, begins making his moves, and before long Erik is saying, What took you so long? Mutual sucking concludes with a flip-flop fuck. Dia then tells about his own first time. Having quarreled with his parents he had gone into the woods to brood. His next-door neighbor, Mark Slade had been sent to find him.
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Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 2/10/2003
Studio: Bijou
Starring: Steve Taylor [I], Al Parker, Bob Blount, Buck Stevens
Directed by: Steve Scott
Review brief: INCHES is a DVD release of a film made in 1979 starring the legendary Al Parker and directed by his lover Steve Scott. Parker was one of the first superstars of gay porn and did much to erase the stereotype of gays being lisping sissies with limp wrists. Parkerand the men in his filmswas ultra masculine in appearance, but the eyes were gentle. The mustaches and beards that they wore to emphasize their manliness were adopted by 70s gays and became the way they could recognize one another in that time when it was necessary to keep a low profile. Talk about clones! The films of the era all had plots to make them appear more than pornography. Sex scenes were usually brief in relation to todays films. This film, for example, with its plot and four sex scenes is only 68 minutes long. It begins with Al having a dream of two naked men in white masks. When he awakens, his lover is not interesting in hearing about it and goes off to shower. Al ties some rawhide about his cock (an early form of cockring) and jacks off. His lover in the shower is jacking off as well.
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Release date: 8/14/2002
Reviewed on: 2/8/2003
Studio: Heatwave
Starring: T.J. (ambiguous), Tyson Rexx, Slim, Dex Dexter, Jason Kelly, Xavier Kaim
Review brief: Often, even if we dont know the players, the cover of a DVD gets our interest and we are tempted to buy it. This was the case with YOUNG COPS. More often that not when we make a purchase of this sort we end up being very disappointed. That was not the case here. I liked it! The guys are, for the most part, only average lookers; but that was a nice change from the veritable Adonises that we fantasize over. Still, I found several of these young guys real turn-ons, and they certainly didnt have average dongs. I was also surprised to discover that two of the three scenes were bareback! Who would have thunk it? The premise is that of young cops arresting young offenders and then rewarding them. Gee, and I though one could only get away with crime in California or Congress. The first up in this new take on American justice is a young policeman who has arrested a scoutmaster who was diddling his troop. The young cop threatens to impale the offender on his nightstick, but never does. Instead he plants a big kiss on him, and sucks his big uncut cock.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/8/2003
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Emilio Sands, Peter Wilder, Patrick Ives, Doug Jeffries, Alex Wilcox, Rob Steele, Frank Taylor
Directed by: Paul Barresi
Review brief: I had just put a new DVD into the player, and then did something I had never done before. I decided to watch the extras first. In doing this, one of the previews was for THE MENTOR a film I had had sitting on the shelf unseen for months. One of the scenesthe one with Frank Taylor getting boffed by Patrick Ivescaused my, uh, interest to rise. There was nothing for it but to pop out the DVD in the player, pop in THE MENTOR and pop out mynever mind. As one can tell by the title and by the pairing of a young guy with an older one in each of the scenes, the older guy is to teach the younger one something about life or sports, but always about sex. The first up is Mark Masson to instruct Peter Wilder. They are the only two diners in a fancy restaurant. The unshaven Mark looks too disreputable to be dinning in style. There are scraggly hairs clumped on his face that look like spiders fucking. Obviously appearance and personal hygiene are not part of the lesson. Instead he is teaching Peter about manners and is correcting his English. This latter making him somewhat of a prick.
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Release date: 2/14/2003
Reviewed on: 2/5/2003
Studio: Avenger
Review brief: The name Basket Balling is the best thing this one has going for it. Duh, guys have baskets (Yup) and they got balls. (You bethcha!) Unfortunately the same cleverness doesnt carry through to the film itself. If you are into feet you might want to pick this one up. Foot lovers know there are few enough films that cater to the delectable toe-suck as a prelude to sucking something larger. But if you are not into this particular fetish you wont get much of a rise here. The first scene features Corky Adams, who now goes by the name of Shawn Young (is this name twinkier or something?) discovered in a locker room with a sort of rough looking but uninteresting newcomer. They have a few lines of dialogue but it is so poorly miked and, as the echo of the empty locker room distorts it even more, we get only a bit of it. It is enough to know that the so-called straight guy with Shawn/Corky has never fucked his girlfriends ass. Would you believe Shawn/Corky volunteers for it? Well he does. But first he has to suck some dick.
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Release date: 1/30/2003
Reviewed on: 2/2/2003
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Dred Scott, Ben Jakks, Ray Dragon, Carlos Marquez, Carlos Morales, Chad Williams, Rick Hollander, Jake Marshall, Matthew York
Directed by: Bruce Cam
Review brief: GORGE is gorgeous! Director Bruce Cam, a true artist with the camera, has directed a truly spectacular film. Set in what I assume must be a section of the Grand Canyon and filled with manly hunks that are the hallmark of Titan studios, the rugged scenery and the rugged men are a perfect complement for each another. Vistas are filmed in the wide-screen format while sex scenes revert to a full screen. This causes us to be filled with awe at the grandeur of the canyon gorge and then feel as though we are drawn right in there with the sexual participants. It is also the perfect setting in which to create a sense of mystery and myth, and the film certainly has mythic overtones. It has the same aura as the opening segment of Kubricks 2001, except that here the apes are replaced with primitive men who make love not war and use those tools that a generous nature has given them. The film opens with Ray Dragon, a slender bear, surveying the scene from a high ledge. He falls asleep and appears to dream that he is magically transported down the canyons river where he meets Dred Scott.
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Release date: 2/1/2003
Reviewed on: 1/31/2003
Studio: XTC
Review brief: I thought the title L.A. DAZE was a pun on Days but after viewing this tiresome tripe, I realized it really was daze and referred to the performers and director. Each scene follows the same pattern: Performer A sucks Performer B and then Performer B fucks Performer A. The fucks are always joined in medias fuck. (To me, the hottest thing about fucking is seeing the cock go in. Otherwise its just the old in-out, in-out.) SCENE ONE: Steve Page sucks and is fucked by Drew Andrews SCENE TWO: Anthony Torrez sucks and is fucked by Emilio Sands SCENE THREE: Leo Masters sucks and is fucked by Cody Fields SCNE FOUR: Dylan Scott sucks and is fucked by Steve Page (YAWN) Page, Sands, and Masters are usually good, as is Drew Andrews with his big one. But obviously this is just one they did to pay the rent.
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Release date: 1/24/2003
Reviewed on: 1/31/2003
Studio: GAI Studios
Starring: Hans Ebson, Ari
Review brief: Those beautiful twinks of GAI Studios are back with the BREEZE. The idea here is that there is a mystical breeze that wafts over great-looking young guys causing them to have lustful thoughts. The same thoughts that we get in watching this film. We begin with Justin Pounders walking through the woods. As the breeze caresses him he drops his pants to relieve a rather awesome dick. As Justin is pounding his meat, Arian attractive young Latinocomes onto the scene and goes over to give Justin a helping hand. Some mutual fellatio follows before Justin inserts his member into Aris adorable ass. Its not easy for Ari to receive something that big, but he takes it like a man. Pounders lives up to his name as he pounds into this handsome young Latino in a variety of positions. Ive only seen buns move that fast on a rabbit, but Justin has a hellavalot more stamina. He withdraws to shoot an impressive load and Ari adds his cream to the mixture. Justins milky white body and Aris golden one compliment one another beautifully in this scene.
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Release date: 12/14/2002
Reviewed on: 1/30/2003
Studio: Private Man
Starring: John, Peter, Lulu, Sandor, Ferenc, Gabor, Adam, Antony
Review brief: After being given the option of choosing every language from Italian to Swedish in which to view this DVD, I perversely chose English. That done I was greeted with a montage of playing cards and the bouncy strains of Scott Joplins Maple Leaf Rag. Guess they still remember The Sting in Eastern Europe. The plot doesnt follow this other Redford-Newman buddy pic. (Butch and Sundance were pretty close, too. Hollywood producers are so clueless) in fact the plot here is nothing to worry your pretty little head about. The bodies, on the other hand, are certain to worry another part of your anatomy. It begins with four guys playing five-card draw. One of the guysa young one and my favoriteis winning big time. One of the guys is a big loser (for now at least). A fifth guy enters just as the game is breaking up. The big winnermy future boyfrienddoesnt want to play anymore. (Cards, that is.) He has another game in mind with the newcomer and the dark blond who was the dealer. This game begins with everyone sucking tongues.
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Release date: 12/13/2002
Reviewed on: 1/26/2003
Studio: Heartland Studios
Starring: Johnny Law
Review brief: The prologue is presented in widescreen with a sepia tint giving that western feeling. Scott Bradley in cowboy hat is approached by his blond buddy Steven Hunter who asks Scott if hes going to the fair. Yup, Scott replies in his best Gary Cooper imitation. Hoping to get lucky there? Yup. And we too are hoping they will find some blue ribbon winners. We now cut to full screen and color as the boys arrive at the Antelope County Fair and the credits run over the action. There are a lot of rides at the fair. We see Scott being tossed from a mechanical bull. But it is different ride these boys have in mind. Things begin to look up when Steven runs into his cute Mexican friend Eduardo Rivera and his friend Lex Milan. When Lex and Scott are introduced they and we see fireworks so it is not surprising that they soon leave the other two behind and go off to send up some more rockets. We now cut abruptly to two totally naked guys we have never seen before having sex in a barn. They are Johnny Law and Derek Long.
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Release date: 9/15/2002
Reviewed on: 1/24/2003
Studio: GAI Studios
Starring: Jesse James
Review brief: Im sure all of us have fantasized about it would be like to make it with a particular guy, but never had the opportunity to fulfill the desire. Well, thats the idea behind GAI Studios DREAMS. Except that herewe get to see the persons fantasies cum to life. It starts with Damian West checking into a hotel where bellboy Julio Icente has just delivered room service. As Damian stretches out naked on the bed and drifts off to sleep, we get a fantasy replay of the earlier scene. But this time Damian pounces on the kid like a starving jaguar on a grazing gazelle. He throws him onto the bed, literally rips off his clothes and forces him onto his rampant cock. Julio is a willing victim, and the scene between these two will have you up and cumming in no time. In addition to the chemistry between these young guys, there is brilliant camerawork that is not only always at the right place at the right time, but also has some truly unique and inventive shots.
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Release date: 7/26/2002
Reviewed on: 1/24/2003
Studio: IMD
Starring: Michael Vincenzo, Rafael, Eddie Moreno, Enrico Vega, Brad McGuire, Jackson Price, Adam Wolfe
Review brief: I thought this one would be good. The concept sounded exciting, the actors looked interesting, and Drew Warner as director promised a good film. I was wrong. This was one of the most tedious and boring films I have viewed in a long time. Warner was obviously falsely credited as editor because the film didnt appear to be edited much at all, and that, coupled with the fact that the director and actors seemed disinterested in the whole thing, gave us a film that promised much but delivered little. We start out with Jackson Price being tied to a padded sawhorse by Enrico Vega. Vega then proceeds to rim Price for a total of 15 minutes. Now 15 minutes is not too long a time if you are the one being rimmed. But watching someone else being rimmed in an unchanging position for 15 minutes is approximately 10 minutes too long! Price then gets Vega to move him over to a sling where he will have better access to his ass. Vega stuffs about a pint of lube up Jacksons ass and fills it with a large black dildo. This is followed by another slightly larger dildo.
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Release date: 1/21/2003
Reviewed on: 1/23/2003
Studio: Overthere
Review brief: This is a horrendous cheapie at a horribly inflated price. Although the cover calls it Parisian Cycle Slut, the film itself is Parisian Cycle Sluts. This latter is more accurate. Credits roll over footage of a motorcycle race. After which we see a lonely cyclist tooling along a dirt road. He stops to take a leak and overhears noises coming from the bushes. Two guys with pants around their ankles are fucking bareback. The scene is edited haphazardly as sometimes they are sucking and sometimes they are fucking. Tres sloppy, mes amis. Our cyclist watches and jerks off. In a second scene, we discover a curly blond leaning over a motorcycle as a guy clad in a leather jacket rubs his cock on the guys pants. The pants finally come down and the guy goes in. A third guythis one is actually quite attractivewanders out of the woods and presents his wood to the guy being fucked. When the fucker comes he buttons up his trousers and buggers off with nary a thank you.
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