Fire Island Cruising Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  2/23/2003

Since the vast majority of our porn comes from the West Coast, Michael Lucas does us a service in showing the country that people have sex on the East Coast as well. Fire Island is the Mecca of the region so it is appropriate that he has released a series of FIRE ISLAND CUISING videos and DVDs.

F.I.C. #1 begins with Michael and Kyle Krystoff getting ready to set sail for the island when Phillipe Siren, a friend of Kyle’s, joins them. As the boat gets underway, Kyle and Phillipe get underway, too. Michael stops the boat and goes below to give them some privacy. Kyle is a good-looking blond; Phillipe is a swarthy guy with a big tattoo on his back and a nice Prince Albert in his cock. There is only oral action on board and no semen at sea. They continue the action in their room on the island. Surprisingly it remains only oral. Kyle, who doesn’t cum at all, jacks off Phillipe. Despite—or because—of the PA he shoots a far-flung load.

Meanwhile Michael has begun cruising and meets up with Chad Hunt who invites him to a party later that afternoon. The party, which consists of Chad and five other friends, seems rather dull for Michael so he leaves before the fun begins. The remaining six guys pair up for a suckandfuck with Enrico Vega, black stud Michael Rock, and Chad being the tops and J. C. Bryce, Gianni Pasquale, and Bobby Klein (ail of who have just emerged from twinkdom) as the receptive suckers and bottoms.

Michael, returning to the hunt, begins following Mitch Ryder, but before he can make his move, the prey is snagged by Nico Arroyo. Poor Michael. He has lost Kyle to Phillipe, left the party too soon, and now lost another opportunity. There is nothing for him to do he says but “take matters into his own hands”. Stretching out naked beside the pool he does just that. (I came upon Michael’s photos years ago on—would you believe—a twink pay site. He had a nice slender physique, beautiful feet, and that awesome uncut cock with its plum-like head. I followed his career through the Falcon years right up until his establishing of his own studio and his move into directing. Thankfully he has begun to emerge from behind the camera to give us more examples of his big one in action. Michael was a lawyer in his native Russia. Now there was a lawyer who could really screw his clients in a big way.) It’s a hot solo here with Michael eating his cum at the end.

Ryder and Arroyo are now seen making out. Both are manly. Both have facial hair. Neither would win any beauty contests. Ryder the more attractive of the two is the bottom here.

The following day Michael runs into Chad again and learns what he missed out on by leaving the party so soon. Chad tells him he can’t invite him back now because he has arranged to meet someone. Once again Michael strikes out. The person Chad has arranged to meet is handsome young Anthony Ferrat. This is the best scene in the DVD. As Chad is eating out Anthony’s ass his cock leaks pre-cum that is brushed off by Anthony’s foot. Anthony then tries to swallow Chad’s cock, during which Chad fondles his ass. We and Anthony know what that foretells. Chad enters him doggy style amidst much gasping and groaning. (Lucas has wisely not cluttered up his soundtrack with jingling tunes—knowing that the sounds of sex make the sweetest music.) Later as Anthony sits on Chad’s lap, impaled on that enormous truncheon, the stiffness in his dick indicates that there is more pleasure than pain in the experience. It ends in the missionary position. Anthony had such a tiny asshole to begin with—no larger than Chad’s piss-slit. Now it is letting in sunlight.

[There is usually a director’s cut for Lucas’s films featuring what he labels “too hardcore for commercial release”. These are scenes that feature watersports and/or fisting. Ironically, on checking at his website I found that only the VHS included the exclusive footage and not the DVD. So you might as well get the DVD anywhere. I scrounged around to get the VHS to see what we were missing and it was this: After Anthony and Chad had shot their loads. Chad took several swigs of beer that he spat into Anthony’s mouth. Then he gave him some recycled beer by pissing on him. Anthony licks the remaining drops from Chad’s cock. Then Anthony gets on all fours on the chair they had used for their scene. Chad pours some beer on his back and inserts the long neck of the bottle into Anthony’s ass giving him a beer enema. Anthony the shoots beer from his ass onto Chad’s cock. And it all takes no longer than it did for me to type it. Kinky and fun, but hardly worth going back to antiquated VHS in my opinion.]

The film ends with Michael agreeing to look after Chad’s place for the rest of the summer when, as he tells us, he finally scores. He scores with this film, too. Not the best from Lucas but good enough for us to want to join him and the gang on the island. See you cum summer.