Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews with Trailers (13)
Release date: 3/19/2010
Reviewed on: 10/23/2010
Studio: Titan Media
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Starring: Dean Flynn, Jay Roberts, Marco Blaze, Scott Alexander, Bryan Slater, Christopher Saint, Dario Beck, Chris Saint
Directed by: Brian Mills
Review brief: Although the last two scenes in this three-scene film are not much more than a distraction, the first scene with Dean Flynn, Dario Beck, and Marco Blaze is Titan at its finest. The scene with this threesome really sizzles.
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Release date: 8/8/2008
Reviewed on: 11/25/2009
Studio: Cum Pig Men
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Starring: Ryan Raz, Ethan Rockaway
Directed by: Kevin Chain, Leo Greco
Review brief: Cute Ryan Raz goes to Fire Island where he blows nine guys, cums in a shot glass, and drinks his own cum.
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Release date: 7/31/2009
Reviewed on: 8/15/2009
Studio: Titan Media
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Starring: Slade, Dean Flynn, Leed Scott, Mike Dreyden, Treshawn Valentino, Gio Forte, Kurt Weber, Will Parker, David Dirdam
Directed by: Brian Mills
Review brief: An excellent effort from the dependable Titan with an especially hot scene between Leed Scott and Treshawn Valentino and an unforgetable scene with Slade, Will Parker and Dean Flynn that is one of the best scenes ever put on film. The film is on both regular DVD and Blu-ray with no difference in the content.
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Release date: 11/3/2006
Reviewed on: 10/21/2006
Studio: Titan Media
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Starring: Sergio Anthony, Brett Matthews, Jake Deckard, Dean Tucker, Jessie Balboa, Tamas Eszterhazy, Nick Horn, Damien Crosse, Diesel Washington
Directed by: Brian Mills
Review brief: In Titans HITCH hunky Jake Deckard plays a security guard in a small California town, serving as an inconsistent link between the scenes. Jake tells us that he often picks up hitchhikers and gives them a place to stay and something to eat. (Jake indeed has something mighty fine to eat, but hes not being punning here.) As the film opens Jake spies the coverboy Damien Crosse (making his porn debut here) sauntering along. Jake describes Damien as a gen-u-wine cutie. (He s too butch to be cute, but hes one hot hunk.) Damiens a bit reluctant to take Jake up on his offer of a place to shower, but given the choice between a shower and incarceration, he wisely decides to come clean. The first glimpse we get of Damien as he prepares to shower is his muscular butt. Its a gorgeousbut I fearinviolable ass. His cock is a real beautyuncut with a generous foreskin. A light sprinkling of hair graces a manly chest, adding much to his appeal. A naked Jake doesnt take long in joining him. They kiss with hard cocks intertwined.
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Release date: 3/31/2004
Reviewed on: 10/31/2004
Studio: Blue Pictures
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Starring: Jenna James
Review brief: Once in my teens when I didnt know what my sexual preference was, I fantasized about how neat it would be to make it with someone who had both tits and a cock. The best of both worlds, I thought then. Up until now though Ive found transsexual films to be merely curiosities not erotic viewing. That changed with this one. I was attracted to this one because the cover showed cute young boy-girls not the usual gross beings that I found in other films of this type. So, as it was fairly cheap, I decided to give it a go. Its a Brazilian film and as such contains some of the hunk studs that appear in other films from this country. (I note also that most of the transsexual films come from there too. I wonder why? Are transsexuals the thing there?) There were a couple of gruesome trannies in a hot tub sequence, but for the most part these boys with tits were young andyes, I admitsexually alluring. Their tits seemed to be the result of hormone and/or collagen injections, silicone transplants, or some marvel from Industrial Light and Magic.
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Release date: 1/21/2004
Reviewed on: 2/29/2004
Studio: PatAndSam
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Starring: Kyle, Jamie, Joel, Louis, Preston, Cody Alexander, C.J. [II] (ambiguous male)
Directed by: Pat, Sam
Review brief: I am so dumb at times. In reviewing Pat and Sams BOULDER BOYS and wondering about the title, it only vaguely occurred to me that it might refer to Boulder, Colorado. I thought of it, of course, but then said to myself, Nah, there are no gay porn studios in Colorado. But when they were interviewing the first model in this film and they mentioned Denver, I went, uh oh. Now it certainly doesnt surprise me that are great guys in Colorado. We all know there are great guys everywhere. I just didnt think there would be filming at that altitude. But they are. UP TO NO GOOD is for the most part a series of solos, with the exception of the final scene where three hunks get very interested and familiar with one anothers erect appendages. The first solo is Kyles. Kyle is what is known as beefcake. His dick is average, but his body is not. There is also some body hair. C J is next. Younger & slimmer than Kyle, he has a smooth body and a cockwell, I cant be too sure as he has an interesting jacking technique that uses both hands and so totally obscures his cock.
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Release date: 12/27/2001
Reviewed on: 1/7/2004
Studio: Channel 69
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Review brief: Although the title on the cover says THE REPAIRMAN, the film itself is THE REPAIRMEN. That is indeed more accurate as there are three repairmen in this traditionally four-scene film. It begins with five bored guys sitting around with a board game. They decide to call in some repairmen to fix their boredom. The first repairman who comessupposedlyto fix the washing machine is a muscular hunk with a pizzle to go with his incredible body. Somewhat unfortunately he is paired with the least attractive guy in the film. Nevertheless, hunky repairman goes down on his client before getting his own tool charged. After eating out the guys ass, the repairmen inserts a string of ben-wa balls into the guys ass to prepare him for his hefty cock. Regrettably we dont see its magnificent entry, its just suddenly in and fucking. The scene is very well photographed. Good close-ups and a variety of angles that are just right. The householder shoots a great load with the repairmans cock still in his ass.
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Release date: 5/14/2003
Reviewed on: 6/28/2003
Studio: Bronco Studios
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Review brief: There is an old joke about rabbits. A male rabbit that is about to mount a female says to her, This wont take long; did it? I kept thinking of that joke as I watched the first two scenes of this DVD since it was the quickest sex I had ever seen on film. The DVD opens with Jiri Panocha, the sexy dude on the cover, climbing a flight of stairs and entering the sauna as snow swirls around him. Once inside he strips to reveal a nice slim muscular body. He is admired by a twink wearing only a towel who steps forward and shows his admiration for Jiris physique, running his hands over the chest, nipping at the nipples, and making his way down the belly to the uncut cock. The fellatio is so brief that if you drop your remote you will miss it. Jiri hurries him into another room, bends him over, slaps his dick on the bubble buns, and starts screwing. In less than a minute the fuckee shoots, Jeri doesnt; and the brief encounter is over. (Jiri is listed as Jerry on the cover.) Josh Hart, a truly adorable twink, comes in.
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Release date: 1/30/2003
Reviewed on: 3/28/2003
Studio: VCA
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Starring: Dennis Lincoln, Dominique, Ryan Block, Ricky Parker, Rolf, Duke Johnson, Cougar Cash
Review brief: This is a DVD release of an earlier VHS film from HIS Studios. I missed it then, so Im glad to catch it now. It contains a good mix of interracial dudes who are hot and like sex. Its a clichéd opening with a big black stud wearing only a posing strap that we know is going to eventually take out a big dick and stroke it to climax. But long before he will shoot, we segue right into our first scene. Two guysone of whom is Ryan Blockare moving into a new pad. Ryan is a big muscular beige-skinned hunk; his roomie is dark brown. Ryan goes down on his pal, and goes absolutely ape when the guy sucks on his nipples. Finally Ryan gets what he wanted all along, his buddys hot butt. Our black stud is now out and wanking as we move onto another of the clichés for introducing scenes. Cougar Cash, Dennis Lincoln and a black guy who is unknown to me are in a pool hall. A guy enters and the unknown goes off to play a game of pool with him as Cougar and Dennis gossip and introduce the next scene. Two escaping consone white and one blackhave taken refuge in a barn.
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Release date: 9/16/2002
Reviewed on: 10/13/2002
Studio: Rascal Video
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Starring: Hans Ebson, Robert Kirk, Chad Hunt, Danny Chance, Michaelangelo, Risi, Matt Summers, Marco Paris, Brett Collins, Victor Rios, Rick Hollander
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: High school student Matt Summers loves to suck dick; and, knowing the janitor Chad Hunt has the biggest one around, arranges to meet Chad in the Mens Room. When Matt arrives, Chad is already naked and waiting. Now even soft Chad has a bigand I mean BIGcock. Getting down on his knees, Matt starts on just the head and then goes farther and farther down untilMY GOD, HES DEEP-THROATED THE WHOLE THING! I hadnt seen anything like that since watching Cleo, my pet Boa Constrictor, swallow a rat. Chad grabs Matts head and makes him continue to swallow it all. When Chad asks to see Matts butt, he drops his pants to reveal a cute hairy bum that just begs to be fucked. Chad rubs his huge cock on the butt, but doesnt do more because this is a lesson in fellatio. So, Matt returns to deep-throating the monster. This time he sits on the toilet seat and Chad stands to face-fuck him all the way to the pubes. I swear you can see Chads enormous cock moving in Matts throat! Matts own huge cock is stiffly plastered to his stomach through it all. Finally, Chad can hold off no longer and cums.
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Release date: 12/18/2001
Reviewed on: 7/27/2002
Studio: Forum
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Starring: Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Marcello Reeves, Eduardo, Doug Jeffries, Talvin Demachio, Gregg Rockwell, Peter Dixon, Lance Thomas, Stefen Michael, Jonnie Perrino
Directed by: Sam Abdul
Review brief: This film has four things going for it: Lance Thomas, Jonnie Perrino, Greg Rockwell, and Talvin DeMacchio. It's all about picking up guys in the park and bringing them home. The first is a foursome with Lance Thomas the only attractive participant. He looks much better here (in fact he looks divine) without the bleached white hair in the Selection jackoff series. He has a great bod, a very pretty cock, and brown hair in a short pony tail. He also sucks Peter Dixon's cock! Eduardo is another member of this foursome, and although he has his fans I am defintely not one of them. Maybe because he looks too much like J. Edgar Hoover. The third scene with Jonnie Perrino (an adorble twink who is not listed except on the film itself) sucking a big uncut cock and taking it up the butt is good. But the shit fucking him doesn't reciprocate. (That's the way it has been all through this film: pairing a great looking guy with a dog, or dogs.) The final scene does have two handsome studs: Greg Rockwell and Talvin DeMacchio but it's not very exciting.
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Release date: 5/19/2002
Reviewed on: 6/30/2002
Studio: Pleasure
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Starring: Eric Price, Cole Taylor, Corey Monroe, Tim Fox, Eric Manchester, Robby Most, Scott Sampsom, Darryl Weld
Review brief: The only way straights like to screw gays is in their pocketbooks. So theyve done it again by bringing out a 1988 gay porn flick entitled 57 PICK-UP directed by a straight man that was a bummer then and is a bummer now. Age has not transformed it into a classic. Just listening to the plot it sounds pretty good. Country boy Charlie Stone stereotypically dressed in bib overalls with no shirt and barefoot wants to go to Los Angeles for the weekend. He calls friend Cole Taylor to go along but Cole has to tend bar for the weekend. Dumbass Charlie tooling around in his beat up 57 pick-up truck (hence the title) gets lost. He stops to ask another wisp of a yokel, Darryl Weld, directions. Daryll stops pitching hay and they head back to the barn for a map. Talking about how horny they both are, Daryll suggests that he and Charlie get it on as a cousin once taught him how. He sucks on Charlies cock and Charlie says he likes it, but his cock stays as limp as Liberaces wrist. Daryl sucks and sucks, but Charlie gets no erection. Cut to Charlie putting his cock into Daryll.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/29/2002
Studio: Vivid Raw
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Starring: Gina, Gino Gultier, Drew Andrews, Janis Jones, James Perry, Geneva, Lilienne Li, Chris Ramone, Vince Harrington, Karen Dior, Adam Alden, Brad Eriksen, Boy Mike
Review brief: I picked this one up in a moment of madness (Im an obsessive-compulsive) because it was only 5 dollars in an auction site. It sat ignored for months before I managed to view it. Imagine my surprise to discover that I actually liked it! It is very elaborately done (for porn standards) with sets and costumes, and it is very, very funny. My biggest surprise, however, was that it was also very sexy, since Im not into drag queens or transsexuals. Lilienne Li (one of the latter) is Genderella whom we meet sweeping cinders on the hearth with the rattiest broom I have ever seen. It is totally useless. (Just like Liliennes cock as we shall soon see.) The two ugly stepsisters enter with cute young Chris Young in tow. (Chris is not listed on the cover, nor in the credits. I know he once appropriately used Chicken Young as a moniker and may be using another one here, but Chris Young is the name he decided to keep.) Chris is one of those little guys with big dicks that we would love to cuddle up to and his dick is perpetually hard even when he is in bed with these two dogs. Dogs.
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