Color Me Bad Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  3/28/2003

This is a DVD release of an earlier VHS film from HIS Studios. I missed it then, so I’m glad to catch it now. It contains a good mix of interracial dudes who are hot and like sex.

It’s a clichéd opening with a big black stud wearing only a posing strap that we know is going to eventually take out a big dick and stroke it to climax. But long before he will shoot, we segue right into our first scene. Two guys—one of whom is Ryan Block—are moving into a new pad. Ryan is a big muscular beige-skinned hunk; his roomie is dark brown. Ryan goes down on his pal, and goes absolutely ape when the guy sucks on his nipples. Finally Ryan gets what he wanted all along, his buddy’s hot butt.

Our black stud is now out and wanking as we move onto another of the clichés for introducing scenes. Cougar Cash, Dennis Lincoln and a black guy who is unknown to me are in a pool hall. A guy enters and the unknown goes off to play a game of pool with him as Cougar and Dennis gossip and introduce the next scene.

Two escaping cons—one white and one black—have taken refuge in a barn. Like The Defiant Ones they are unhappy about being handcuffed together. They spy a cute young black sleeping in the loft and get him to cut their chains and suck their dicks. The black con also takes advantage of his ass. As Cougar says in the intro to this scene, “It ain’t rape if you’re willin’”.

The gossip now turns to Devon Rexman and his straight black roommate. Devon and his roomie have both had a hard day. Devon continues a long-standing attempt to seduce his straight companion. This time he succeeds. He sucks the dude’s dick and gets boffed by him. The sex here is not reciprocal, maintaining the gay & straight pairing.

Dennis and Cougar now get it on. Cougar never removes his black leather pants (they have an open seat) even when Dennis fucks him. The lighting is rather bad in this scene.

We now recognize the white guy playing pool with the unknown black as one of the escaped convicts. Naturally these guys exchange pools sticks for flesh sticks. The only rimming occurs in this scene.

The film ends, as we knew it would, with our wanker shooting off in slow-mo.

What I didn’t like was the fact that all the actors wore sox during sex and we never saw entry. We always joined them in mid-fuck. But, on the whole, I’d have to say, “Color it Good.”