Bad Conduct (Titan Media) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  8/15/2009

Titan’s BAD CONDUCT is beautifully structured in that each scene is hotter than the one that preceded it until it ends with a scorching threesome that has become one of my all-time favorites.

It begins with sexy Gio Forte photographing muscular model David Dirdam. David is clad in a leather harness and assless chaps that reveal two hard asscheeks you could crack an egg on. He goes through several poses before Gio complains of the heat and removes his black t-shirt, revealing the photographer's hairy muscular chest.
The photography session turns heated when Gio approaches the hunky model and pinches his nipples. They kiss. David pops open the leather pouch containing his hardening uncut cock and Gio drops down to service it. Yes, it’s a nice cock, but Gio’s sucking on it goes on for much too long and I find myself getting restless and reaching for the remote. When David returns the favor his sucking of Gio is greatly abbreviated. (Maybe cocksucking is not in his repertoire.)
David sits down on Gio’s face and in this position fires off a load.
Adhering to the pattern established decades earlier by Kristen Bjorn and wisely adapted by Titan for their films, the oral action and ejaculation is followed by anal action and ejaculation. But before this occurs Gio just can’t seem to keep David’s cock out of his mouth. David, however, wants Gio’s cock in his ass; so, sits down on it. David’s hard cock flails around as he bounces around on the cock up his bum.
Before it’s David’s turn to fuck Gio, the photographer has to get that uncut cock back in his mouth yet again before taking it up the ass.
David is then fucked again—this time taking it in the missionary position—and this brings forth his second load along with a first time climax from Gio.

Bearded Mike Dreyden starts off scene two by working on some ceiling pipes. He soon abandons this to work on his own pipe. Scruffy Kurt Weber, who has been working on the freight elevator, sees the plumber jacking off and gets ideas of his own. Neither of these guys are paragons of facial beauty, but Kurt’s body and cock are definitely worthy of admiration. And how often do we see studs with hairy balls anymore?
Kurt pushes that admirable cock through the slats of the elevator and Mike kneels to worship it. Kurt raises the elevator gate in order to give his devotee full access. Mike stops sucking the turgid flesh only to pound his own, and soon the floor is covered in his cum. Kurt ejaculates onto the still kneeling Mike.
He then takes Mike by the hand and leads him over to where he can rim him and insert his cock up Mike’s waiting ass. Mike’s cock stands to attention as Kurt’s cock pummels deep into his guts. After a bit, he turns Mike over to lay him onto the refuse barrel Mike has been leaning over so he can fuck him in the missionary position. As he drives into him in this position, Kurt spits repeatedly onto the riveted stud. (I really don’t see the erotic nature of spitting on someone. To me it’s not humiliating it’s simply insulting and demeaning and I find it a turn-off rather than the turn-on I assume it is meant to be. Hit them. Call them names. Even piss on them. But don’t spit.)
This doesn’t seem to offend Mike, however, as his dick explodes and flings a massive amount of cum all over his belly and chest. Kurt’s load is not nearly as copious but it flies far enough to land in the reclining Mike’s hair.
If this is the way handymen spend themselves, no wonder jobs never get done.

The third scene is a sizzler! A handsome shirtless hairy-chested Leed Scott is clipping trees, an occupation that does not go unnoticed by the ebony-skinned Treshawn Valentino who is wearing only a pair of white cotton briefs and watches from a window. Aroused by the sight of the shirtless hunk (as was I) Treshawn opens the front door and steps out onto the porch.
Leed turns and, seeing the bulge in Treshawn’s briefs, walks over to free the engorged organ from its imprisonment. It’s a tantalizing mouthful and Leed goes for it. It’s another lengthy blowjob as in scene one, but it’s interrupted with a kiss and with these two beauties the length here is not a problem.
The second time the blowjob is interrupted with a kiss, Treshawn pulls off Leed’s jeans and gulps down his horizontal flesh tube. Treshawn really knows how to give head and he sucks and licks on Leed’s prick like the sugar stick it appears to be. It’s particularly hot when he holds the cock up against Leed’s belly and runs his tongue from the balls all the way up the underside of the shaft.
Leed then lies back on the porch steps and Treshawn goes up to sit on his face. Leed’s dick is rock hard as he tongues Treshawn’s anus and his cock soon erupts in a geyser of cum. Treshawn stands and his whole body vibrates as his dick spews onto the mat of hair on Leed’s chest.
But it doesn’t end there. Continuing to kiss like a pair of love-struck teenagers, they move over to a wheelbarrow. Treshawn tips over the wheelbarrow and Leed puts his foot up onto the overturned vehicle, presenting his ass for fucking. Treshawn wastes no time taking Leed up on his offer, snaking his tongue into Leed’s ass and inserting his cock.
“Oh, my god! Oh, yeah!” Leed exclaims.
This doggy fuck goes on for much too long and causes not only Leed but also the viewers to lose their hardons. Finally we have Leed on his back where the fucking is already taking place when we rejoin it. Nevertheless, both Leed and we are soon up again. Although this is yet another fuck that goes on for a very long time we are not weary this time as we have Leed’s gorgeous sexy body to gaze on in this position. Treshawn drives the cum right out of this exceptional gardener and adds his own spending to that already on the supine stud.
They are locked at the lips again as the scene ends.

It is the final scene that appears to have given the film its title, as it is student Will Parker whose bad conduct has brought him to principal Slade’s office. Dean Flynn whose son has been tormented by Will is also in the principal’s office when the wayward student arrives.
Slade questions the student as to the truth of the accusation, and, receiving no reply, orders the young man to kneel. Explaining to Dean that Will needs a certain type of punishment rather than mere detention, Slade hauls out a cock that’s a thick as a flashlight and orders Will to suck it. (Slade has just the slightest trace of an accent and—as we shall see when he strips to become completely nude—has an exceptionally beautiful smooth physique.)
Dean becomes exited by these proceedings and soon has to haul out his own cock before it blasts off in his pants. Will is ordered to take care of Dean also as a way of apologizing. Dean, while getting sucked by Will, can’t take his eyes off the now totally naked Slade (even the hunk’s feet are beautiful). Getting the message, Slade comes over and allows Dean to go down on the thick juicy meat that is jutting from Slade’s thighs.
Slade now orders Will, who has continued sucking Dean’s cock, to strip and another hot naked body comes into view. The kid is built and hung like a proverbial mule. The big dick is bobbing up and down as Will watches Dean sucking the well-built principal. Folowing orders Will bends over the principal’s desk, the sight of which brings Slade over to lick the tempting tush.
Dean (one of my favorite performers who looks a bit like Fred MacMurray, although Fred was never this handsome or sexy—or indeed this well-built) is now naked too. The three can’t hold back any longer and spatter the carpet with cum. (Slade goes back to eating Will’s ass in order to bring himself off.)
Will’s ass continues to prove irresistible and Slade and Dean take turns licking and fingering it. Dean seems to find it particularly tasty.
Dean returns to the chair on which he had been sitting at the start of the scene and Will goes over and lowers himself onto Dean’s cock. As Will bounces up and down on the stiff dick, Slade goes back to feeding Dean his luscious cock. How Dean can keep from cumming the way Will is squirming on his prick is amazing. Slade now wants a turn at that wriggling ass. Will—his dick now bobbing like a lifeboat in a storm at sea—impales himself on Slade’s cock as Slade sucks off Dean.
The insatiable Will next lies back onto the principal’s desk where first Dean and then Slade stuff his ass full of cock. As Slade takes over the fucking, Dean crosses around the desk to feed Will cock. When Dean can no longer resists Will’s throbbing man-meat and he and Will begin to sixty-nine, Slade crosses around the desk to shove his thick dick up Dean’s exposed ass. Instead of being taken aback, Dean only begs for more and Slade is happy to oblige. Dean cums, as do all, leaving the badly behaved student covered in the manly substance.
This was punishment? Now if Will has any sense he will go right out and torment Dean’s son again. (I know I would.)

Bonuses contain a Behind the Scenes that is more interesting than Titan’s last few have been (especially as Will probably not knowing the camera is running details his earliest sex experiences). There is also a good photo session with nice shots of Dean and a review of all the cumshots.

As I said at the beginning of the reivew, each scene just gets better as the film goes along. Indeed the final scene is one of the hottest ever put on film. If ever I feel the need to shoot a load, all I have to do is pop on this DVD and cue it up to scene three. And if that scene doesn’t do it, then scene four definitely will.
Bad Conduct seems like pretty damn good conduct to me.