Repairman, The Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  1/7/2004

Although the title on the cover says THE REPAIRMAN, the film itself is THE REPAIRMEN. That is indeed more accurate as there are three repairmen in this traditionally four-scene film. It begins with five bored guys sitting around with a board game. They decide to call in some repairmen to fix their boredom.

The first repairman who comes—supposedly—to fix the washing machine is a muscular hunk with a pizzle to go with his incredible body. Somewhat unfortunately he is paired with the least attractive guy in the film. Nevertheless, hunky repairman goes down on his client before getting his own tool charged. After eating out the guy’s ass, the repairmen inserts a string of ben-wa balls into the guy’s ass to prepare him for his hefty cock. Regrettably we don’t see its magnificent entry, it’s just suddenly in and fucking. The scene is very well photographed. Good close-ups and a variety of angles that are just right. The householder shoots a great load with the repairman’s cock still in his ass. There’s not time left to repair the washing machine (if it ever did need repairing) but another repairman soon arrives to fix the plumbing.

The sink that he’s taken to works perfectly. It’s the other plumbing that needs attention, and the repairman gets right to it. This repairman is another hunk, not as muscular as the previous one, but actually sexier with a nicely haired chest. The client this time is young and attractive. His hard upturning cock has a tight foreskin that never completely recedes. The repairman peels it back to service it. The young client gives the hunky repairman a long rim job before skewering the repairman with his cock. (Whose plumbing is getting fixed here?) It’s missionary, then doggy, then upside down with the repairman’s shoulders resting on the floor as the youngster stands over him fucking away in a reverse position. It’s a really hot scene. The repairman shoots a copious load.

We find our third repairman sleeping. He is awakened by his lover who tells him he has been called to a job. The repairman finds a better job to do right here and his lover is more than willing. Both are very well built, handsome, and very “manly”. Sucking leads to a sixty-nine and some finger-work before evolving into the real thing. It’s another good scene. The guy who gets fucked is a real winner!

For the final scene, the handsomest of the five householders whom we saw at the beginning finds himself alone and horny. He begins to solve the latter problem by licking the head of his dick. He’s also able to kiss it. A cute young guy from the house finds him doing this and offers to help. He goes right down on Sexy’s dick. Sexy shows his gratitude by returning the favor. He then moves on to licking the cute one’s shaved asshole. He inserts a finger and then his cock. Next, much to my surprise and delight, Sexy bottoms—sitting on the cute one’s cock for a ride and jack off. By the time this scene is over, the glass-topped coffee table before the sofa is covered in spunk.

This is a good little film. The guys are good-looking, the sex is fine, the photography excellent. However at the films conclusion I was left feeling blue. Why can’t I find repairmen like these? Mine are all ancient and weigh over 400 pounds.