Up To No Good (PatandSam) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  2/29/2004

I am so dumb at times. In reviewing Pat and Sam’s BOULDER BOYS and wondering about the title, it only vaguely occurred to me that it might refer to Boulder, Colorado. I thought of it, of course, but then said to myself, “Nah, there are no gay porn studios in Colorado”. But when they were interviewing the first model in this film and they mentioned Denver, I went, “uh oh”. Now it certainly doesn’t surprise me that are great guys in Colorado. We all know there are great guys everywhere. I just didn’t think there would be filming at that altitude. But they are. UP TO NO GOOD is for the most part a series of solos, with the exception of the final scene where three hunks get very interested and familiar with one another’s erect appendages.

The first solo is Kyle’s. Kyle is what is known as “beefcake”. His dick is average, but his body is not. There is also some body hair.

C J is next. Younger & slimmer than Kyle, he has a smooth body and a cock…well, I can’t be too sure as he has an interesting jacking technique that uses both hands and so totally obscures his cock. (We are told he went on to appear in gay action films as “Dick James”.)

Joel, who is next, did his own filming at home. He thinks he is a real stud and that he is great looking. He’s neither. Because he was so taken with himself, I found him and his scene to be a complete turn-off. Who needs straight guys in gay porn that think themselves so superior?

The best of the jack offs comes (no pun intended) from Preston. Preston looks like a surfer dude. He has short bleached blond hair, a dark mustache and goatee, and a charming goofy grin. But what a fascinating cock this kid has! Long and thin with a big bulbous mushroom head. Now, that’s a dick!

A threesome concludes the DVD. Austin and Louis and Jamie. I saw Austin and Louis in Boulder Boys (as in Boulder, Colorado [nudge, nudge]) Both look younger here. Austin has a sprinkling of hair on his chest and was smooth shaven in the other film. Louis—in contrast—has less hair than in the other film. Gone is his Mephistophelean mustache and goatee. Yet he does have more hair in the nether region where a big pubic bush (which was closely trimmed in the other film) makes his huge cock seem smaller. Then there is Jamie, who is new to me. And how sorry I am about that! Jamie looks like Joe College. He reminds me a bit of Logan Reed but is not as muscular. I am smitten with Jamie! Each of these guys sucks dick in this scene and it really is a great scene. Unfortunately, the microphone was on the fritz and a horrible buzzing hum pervades the scene. Why they didn’t release it without sound I will never know. I’m sure every viewer will turn the sound off anyway, but to release it like this is sloppy at best.

UP TO NO GOOD is not up to the better items from this studio.