Genderella Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/29/2002

I picked this one up in a moment of madness (I’m an obsessive-compulsive) because it was only 5 dollars in an auction site. It sat ignored for months before I managed to view it. Imagine my surprise to discover that I actually liked it! It is very elaborately done (for porn standards) with sets and costumes, and it is very, very funny. My biggest surprise, however, was that it was also very sexy, since I’m not into drag queens or transsexuals. Lilienne Li (one of the latter) is Genderella whom we meet sweeping cinders on the hearth with the rattiest broom I have ever seen. It is totally useless. (Just like Lilienne’s cock as we shall soon see.)

The two ugly stepsisters enter with cute young Chris Young in tow. (Chris is not listed on the cover, nor in the credits. I know he once appropriately used “Chicken” Young as a moniker and may be using another one here, but Chris Young is the name he decided to keep.) Chris is one of those little guys with big dicks that we would love to cuddle up to and his dick is perpetually hard… even when he is in bed with these two dogs. Dogs. I might add, with very big bones. All remain rock hard during the scene. I am hoping for Chris to be boned by one of these boners, but he tops instead. Then my wishes are answered when I see one of the sisters lubing up. (These “gals” go by the names Gina and Geneva, but I can’t tell Gina from Geneva. I can’t tell Zurich from Geneva either, so who cares?) Anyway, Gina enters Chris while he is boning Geneva (or vice-versa, whoever it is it’s the one with no pubic hair who fucks Chris.). Hot scene.

Meanwhile, Mamma--amusingly played by Lana Luster (Vince Harrington)--has lured the gardener, James Perry (?) into the kitchen. Sucking on his erect nipples she/he leaves little lipstick circles around them before moving down to the main attraction which, when his pants are lowered, pops out as stiff as a cornstalk. (First Chris and now this guy! If drag causes erections like these in guys, I’m gonna start wearing a dress.) But the gardener’s tool is nothing compared to Momma’s. It’s thin, but VERY long. James bends over and takes it all (“ I can’t believe I took the whole thing!”). Once again, I find myself responding to this kink. (I’m discovering a whole new aspect of my nature.)

Well of course the ball arrives and Momma and the Mongrels go off to the festivities leaving poor Genderella with her ashes. The Fairy Godmother appears (the directrix Karen Dior [Rick Van] who else?). He not only gives Genderella a new dress and much-needed hairdo, but also removes her penis. (I don’t know about you, but I’m not willing to pay that price, even for Prince Charming!)

Having been scared senseless by the preceding, I was happy to get to the ball scene. Everyone is in costume, and they are dancing without bumping into one another. (My Goodness, they must have rehearsed this film.) The prince, Drew Andrews, is sitting on his throne bored as a gourd. Gina (or is it Geneva?) lures Leo Masters behind a column where she/he lets him suck on her “tits courtesy of industrial light and magic” and gives him a blow job. He cums on her “tcofil&m”.

Genderella (not mourning the loss of her penis in the slightest) enters and the Prince is smitten. They dance a stately minuet. (They HAVE rehearsed this film!) They then disappear to a bedchamber where the prince sucks on her boobies and then gently performs the dreaded cunnilingus. (There is clever editing in this scene to make us think the cunt really belongs to Gender, and the skin tones are a perfect match.) I am now horrified by what I am watching, but it brings Drew’s princely scepter (WOW!) to full firmness. The beautiful erection now oozes into a hole smelling like three-day-old fish and plows away. (Some viewers may wish to skip this scene, but I have a strong stomach.)

Gender finishes the fuck in time and flees, leaving the proverbial slipper.

The montage of fitting the slipper on various feet begins with a number of male porn stars in drag trying to fit their feet into la petite pantoufle. Of course it fits Genderella and the Prince wafts her away to his boudoir. This time he finds a cock instead of a cunt. Gender’s fears are abated when the Price says “Darling, you have more to offer than I thought.” And proceeds to suck on the newly found wonder. But alas! It stays as limp as overcooked spaghetti. (This is what happens when one has too much female hormone pumped into one. Let that be a warning to you.) She sucks on Drew’s princely prick. But alas! She sucks like a woman, so Drew decides to fuck her bum instead. (She’s not even a good fuck!) We are told that they lived happily ever after. I doubt it. If I had been the prince, I would have thrown Gender over and hooked up with Chris Young. He’s more attractive, gives better head, has a cuter ass, is a better fuck, and--what’s more—gets HARD.

This is a fun film. Care has been taken with it. It would be a great party film. As I said at the beginning, I’m not into drag queens or transsexuals but I enjoyed it. If you ARE into them you’ll have a ball….unless YOUR fairy Godmother appears and snips it off.