Sauna, The Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  6/28/2003

There is an old joke about rabbits. A male rabbit that is about to mount a female says to her, “This won’t take long; did it?” I kept thinking of that joke as I watched the first two scenes of this DVD since it was the quickest sex I had ever seen on film.

The DVD opens with Jiri Panocha, the sexy dude on the cover, climbing a flight of stairs and entering the sauna as snow swirls around him. Once inside he strips to reveal a nice slim muscular body. He is admired by a twink wearing only a towel who steps forward and shows his admiration for Jiri’s physique, running his hands over the chest, nipping at the nipples, and making his way down the belly to the uncut cock. The fellatio is so brief that if you drop your remote you will miss it. Jiri hurries him into another room, bends him over, slaps his dick on the bubble buns, and starts screwing. In less than a minute the fuckee shoots, Jeri doesn’t; and the brief encounter is over. (Jiri is listed as “Jerry” on the cover.)

Josh Hart, a truly adorable twink, comes in. As he strips at his locker and dons a towel about his slender waist he has been observed by a blond twink, Marco (Marek) at the concession stand. Josh buys a soda from the blond twink and settles down to watch some gay porn on the TV. He finds a dildo on the shelf behind him. He plays with it and makes as though to stuff it, but doesn’t. Marco sees Josh’s nice hard uncut dick. He rubs Josh’s belly, fondles the dick, and goes down on it for a few seconds. The next thing we know, the young blond is fucking Josh, withdrawing his dick, and shooting. Josh doesn’t cum. I didn’t either. Once again, just as I was starting to get into it, it was over. I started thinking about those rabbits again. Later, I realized that these two teasers were just hors d’oeuvres before the sumptuous feast that was about to be spread before me.

Everything—and I mean everything—picked up in scène three. Johnny, a shy cutie, is squeegeeing the floor around the hot tub. Two twenty-somethings enter clad only in towels and begin putting the make on this shy lad. The kid looks like a frightened…rabbit. Soon they have removed his shirt and lowered his shorts. One of the dudes starts sucking his dick and soon Johnny is bent over a railing and is losing his virginity. The other dude brings his dick up to Johnny’s face and Johnny starts to suck it. Johnny likes it. This dude will get his turn at Johnny’s ass, too. Now stripped naked, Johnny hangs from the hot tub railing as the second dude screws him missionary. He now sucks hungrily on the first dude’s dick. This shy boy has been turned into a voracious sex pig. He’s covered in cum at scene’s end.

Leonardo Di Marco, a very handsome young thing, comes in from the cold and is soon ensconced in the wet sauna, his cock hard and seeking release. Release arrives in the person of the adorable Josh. He lies down on a towel a short distance away. Both keep stealing glances at the other when the other isn't looking. Josh begins scooting his towel closer. This is so cute! It’s like a cat moving surreptitiously toward a mouse. When Josh is close enough, he leans over and starts sucking Leonardo’s firm and throbbing dick. As he is sucking away, Johnny, the squeegee boy, enters. No longer the shy green kid, he makes straight for Josh’s unattended boner. When Josh starts fucking Leonardo sidesaddle, Johnny moves around so the pretty Leonardo can suck his imposing instrument. After Josh has cum, Leonardo fucks the Squeegee boy. Both cum.

The dry sauna is the setting for our next hard-warming scene. Jiri is joined by another twink who gives him head. Jiri reciprocates with a hungry sucking. Lance, a young dude who has a beautiful long smooth dick, watches them through the glass in the door. When Jiri starts fucking the twink, Lance enters and offers his dick for the twink to suck. He and Jiri change places to conclude the scène and all shoot nice loads.

Josh is showering in the next scene when an older twenty-something comes in and watches him, jacking a stiffing dick as he does so. He approaches Josh. Josh rebuffs him a couple of times, but the guy is persistent and is soon sucking away on Josh’s kielbasa. Next thing we and Josh know, Josh is being bent over and getting screwed. This is another of these quick bunny fucks, but it’s a good one and we all shoot scads.

Jiri is still hanging around the dry sauna. He's waiting for Marco, the cute blond receptionist, whom he has been hoping get alone. His wishes are answered as Marco enters the sauna. Jiri sucks Marco’s cock, and the blond twink delivers a pounding fuck to Jiri. We cut to:

Jiri and Leonardo in the sauna engaged in a nice 69. Johnny comes in with his squeegee and tells them they have to leave as the sauna is closing. They take their action home. Heading straight for the bedroom they proceed to make love. This is indeed making love not just mere sex, and these two hot young-uns bring the film to a great and stunning cumclusion.

The extras on this DVD are among the best I have seen. There is a PHOTO GALLERY with super stills of the action as well as layouts for all of the performers that are quite excellent. A CUMPILATION captures all of the cum shots except mine. There is a fun PICK THE DICK where we are asked to match the dick with each of the models. It’s not as easy as it seems, except in the case of the long smooth lance of Lance. TRAILERS are here, of course, showing their earlier release, and there’s a BONUS SCENE where we watch Leonardo DiMarco jack off at work. (I’d hire him to work for me any day.)

I was not impressed by the previous offering from this studio and gave it away, but this one is superb. Imagine! 8 scenes! And the bonus makes 9! This one is definitely a keeper! Bronco sets themselves a high standard indeed with this one. I hope they keep it up. I am really looking forward now to their next one.