From Russian Boys with Pride Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  3/7/2003

A rather odd title to a pretty good film. There are five scenes. The guys know how to fuck but are not very proficient cocksuckers, which seems to indicate that they are gay-for-pay. But as the guys are all attractive and as there is something titillating about straight guys getting it on, I can recommend this one to all you Russophiles and foreskin lovers.

In the opening scene Miroslav and Petrz (the guys are identified for each scene but not as to which is which) start making out on a park bench where they suck one another before moving to a secluded area where they spread a blanket and fuck. One is a brunet and one is a blond, a combo that this director seems to like. (There is no way on earth I’m going to buy a name like Roman Pornanski, which is what this director is using. Oh well, even Roman Polanski is a fake name.)

The next scene with Ladislav and Milan features a very handsome young man who is on a job interview. (It is the only scene that takes place indoors.) Now, I really wish I knew which was which here because the job applicant is a very beautiful twink that I would definitely want to see more of. The employer is very cute. After going over the beauty’s résumé he starts going over beauty. Seeing beauty lying on his back on the desk getting screwed was the highlight of the film for me.

In the next scene a driver (the blond on the cover) picks up an attractive brunet hitchhiker. (These studs are Daniel and Zdenek, and again I wish I know who was who, as I like the hitchhiker. I would definitely pick him up and take him wherever he wanted to go. But as he appears again in the last scene using another name, I guess the names here mean less than nothing.) They drive to a secluded place and get out of the car. (It is interesting that when they arrive in the middle of nowhere, the driver locks his car. Those Russian bears are very clever, I suppose.) The hitchhiker fucks the drifter and then the driver fucks the hitchhiker.

Scene four features Daniel and Michal. (No, this is another Daniel.) A brunet hiker comes across (no pun yet) a slim blond seated on a rock, and it’s love on the rocks. The brunet is a super rimmer and is the only one to do this in the film. After they have shot their loads they are seen swimming in the water with some swans. But this is not the swan song as we have still another scene.

The final scene is a threesome. Two cops (one of whom is the handsome hitchhiker from scene three) capture a third man and have their way with him. Quantity does not make for quality however, and I found this the least interesting scene—causing the film to sort of fizzle out.

The most annoying thing about the film was that the camera lens was often dirty forcing us to watch the scene through water drops or dust specks. No excuse for this! Obviously not much pain was taken with this film, and the director is wise to disguise his name. Not only do these guys not suck cock as if they enjoy it, they also are not hard while being fucked which reinforces my conclusion that they are not gay. There seem to be a lot of straight Russians these days making gay films for money. I feel somewhat guilty in being glad they do.