Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews (813 - page 31)
Release date: 4/4/2002
Reviewed on: 9/14/2002
Studio: Pleasure
Review brief: Its been five years since Cal Jenson has seen his high school buddies so he has planned a reunion. Cal was a slender good-looking blond in 1989 the year this film was made, and its hard to imagine any friend of his staying away for such a length of time. We first see him here out on the patio clad only in a towel with Hans Mueller (who must have transferred from a German high school). Hans was a chunky guy who no doubt had his fans, but I was never one of them. Rod Lance comes looking for them. He tells Cal that he cant come to the reunion because he has just admitted himself to a drug rehab center. Rod was a tall bleached blond with a good-sized dick. They bid him farewell by feeling him up and taking off his clothes. (Cal drops his towel, too.) Hans gives his lance a lick and Cal goes down on his rod. Both fuck him. Michael Bowland, a cute kid, arrives just as Cal is on his way to pick up two of the guys for the party. Soon after Cal leaves Andrew Michaels and Terry King arrive. Andrew was one of those straight guys who supplemented their income in gay porn.
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Release date: 11/12/2001
Reviewed on: 9/10/2002
Studio: Overthere
Starring: Jan Novotny, Martin Blahovy, Rasto Janovsky, Robert Nikl, Franta Plakal, Petr Sarmant, Ludvik Zapletal
Review brief: Just like American films, Euro porn from Over There Studios is of variable quality. Some can be quite good; others can be just mediocre; while still others can be disappointing to say the least. I regret that this film, FORESKIN CADETS, belongs in the latter category. It opens promisingly enough with two young beauties in bed. The handsome blond gets up and begins to dress. Going to kiss his companion goodbye, the companion, a very skinny brunet, restrains him. As they kiss, the cadet is slowly undressed. The have a pleasant bout of reciprocal oral sex, and Blondie boffs Skinny. The cadet who was to pick Blondie up waits impatiently outside. Once Blondie has finished his morning tryst, the two start off, but stop when they see two guys hanging around a van. The guys are handcuffed put in the car and driven off. When next we see them they are going down on the new cadets cock. (Blondie has disappeared and is never seen again. Alas!) Its not a bad scene, but it had me speeding it up as it was slow.
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Release date: 4/10/2002
Reviewed on: 9/8/2002
Studio: Stryker Productions
Review brief: For several years Jeff Stryker toured in a show called Hard Time. This played on his big success in Powertool, a prison flick he made in 1987 which won lots of awards and introduced the big prick to gay viewers. So when this film boldly announces that it was three years in the making and cost hundreds of thousands of dollars its including the run and cost of the stage show in this outlandish statement. This hardcore version begins with a subway troubadour strumming a guitar and singing a laudatory song about Jeff doing it his way, or doing it the hard way, or something. Its hard to hear all the words because of the subways echo and the poor recording, which is something we probably should be thankful for. We first meet Jeff as he is ostensibly holding auditions for his stage show. As Randy Savino struggles through the script in a way that would have most directors saying, Dont call us, well call you, Jeff obviously sees more performance possibilities in this guy than we do. That was great! he intones Now come down here and suck my dick.
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Release date: 3/1/2002
Reviewed on: 9/7/2002
Studio: Gen XXX
Review brief: If I hadnt seen the label on the DVD I would have thought I was watching one of the Brazil Nuts series. It looks like the Brazil Nuts series. The guys look like the guys in the Brazil Nuts series. In fact they are the guys in the Brazil nuts series. And the DVD only gives us three scenes just like the Brazil Nuts series. It seems to be a compilation. But if its a compilation from the Brazil Nuts series, from another series, or is an original patching, I dont know. Well, with that settled, we find the typical two guys in the woods (forest? jungle?). One of them a dude in sunglasses is trying to talk the other into a little woodworking. This is doing a little shirt lifting and belly licking; then some ball licking and cock licking. Shades has a big uncut Brazilian boner and that gets a bit of sucking. Shades then returns these favors to the other homem. Since Shades has the biggest dick it is somewhat surprising (and a bit disappointing) when he gets rimmed preparatory to getting fucked. As he sits on the others dick for a ride we are able to admire Shades' nicely haired bod.
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Release date: 4/17/2002
Reviewed on: 9/6/2002
Studio: U.S. Male
Starring: Matt Douglas, Court Logan, Kurt Wagner
Review brief: SCORING BIG is another of those films with a sport theme. These are designed to give us the fantasy of athletic jocks being gay. In most instances we can very easily believe the guys are gay; it is much more difficult to imagine them as jocks. Scoring Big, for example begins with our performers ineptly kicking a soccer ball around. They are not even on a par with the rejects from a high school girls team. The credits having now rolled by we find ourselves with four players. Neo, Baressis latest twink discovery, says, Lets play some real ball, and he and Deacon Frost go off together. Good idea, Kyle Richards affirms. Lets go, says Kurt Wagner and these other two head off together. When we see Neo and Deacon again both are already naked on the bed and Deacon is sucking Neos cock. Neo is a skinny kid with a nice stiff cock. The tips of his hair are bleached. He looks to be no more than 18 and three days. Deacon appears to be thirty-something, looks a bit like Al Gore, and probably thinks gym is something spelled J-i-m.
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Release date: 3/21/2002
Reviewed on: 9/2/2002
Studio: Raging Stallion
Starring: Michael Vincenzo, Michael Brandon, Tony Cummings, Michael Soldier, Vince Varrone, Mark Everett
Review brief: SEXPACK SIX: HEAVY EQUIPMENT is divided into the conventional four scenes. The first of these titled Jazzed features Michael Vincenzo and Tony Cummings. The scene is deliberately stagy as though one were witnessing a live sex scene in a club: two guys in a spotlight against a brick wall. Its something like the chiaroscuro effect in Italian painting with part of the body in bright light while other parts are in dark shadow. I last saw Tony Cummings as a cute smooth twink. Now hes mature and hes allowed his body hair to grow. He is much sexier as a result. It is often difficult to tell him apart from Vincenzo in this scene. Its like watching twins or brothers, something that was surely intended by the filmmakers. Is that Tony sucking Michaels cock? No, its Michael sucking Tonys. Whos giving that terrific rim job? Oh, its Tony eating Michael. But its definitely Tony riding Michaels dick; Tony getting plowed doggy style; Tony in the missionary position with the tip of Michaels unprotected cock slipping teasingly into his ass.
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Release date: 8/22/2002
Reviewed on: 9/1/2002
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Jon Galt, Dred Scott, Billy Wild
Directed by: Harold Creg, Brian Mills
Review brief: SLAMMER is mostly sensational! The establishing shots of a prison exterior its cold gray walls topped with barbed wire create a terrifying and chilling atmosphere. Abandon all hope ye who enter here. The American flag, the picture of George Washington, the framed Bill of Rights on the wall in Warden Dred Scotts office are ironic mockeries here. Something he is quick to point out to new prisoner Billy Wild who is brought before him. After slapping the new inmate around a bit to illustrate the above, he orders the guard to strip the prisoner. Standing stark naked before the warden, Wild has a slim blond hairy body that nevertheless appears vulnerable. Scott orders him to his knees to suck cock. Scott slaps him and occasionally spits on his face as he does so. This aint romance, fellas, its rape. The guard Papi Moreno has his cock out, too. He and I are getting turned on. Pre-cum forms on the head of his prick as it peeps out of its foreskin. Warden Scott has now stripped, revealing a magnificent body that is heavily tattooed.
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Release date: 8/22/2002
Reviewed on: 8/28/2002
Studio: Heartland Studios
Starring: Cameron Fox, Brett Collins
Review brief: Whats there to do in a small town in the middle of nowhere? Thats the problem that faces the two bored twinks we meet at the beginning of Young Joyriders. So, when they spy an abandoned car with its motor running belonging to the rich kid, Boris, the temptation to go for a joyride is impossible to resist. Josh Peters, one of the joyriders, is an average, nice-looking twink, while the other, Pauly Johns, is a fluffy-haired bleached blond with penciled eyebrows that I wasnt sure was male (probably a sweet kid, but much too effeminate for me). He resembles a young Marlene Dietrich. Discovering there is a cell phone in the car, they dial up a buddy, Bastian Gould, to see if he wants to come along, but Bastian has other plans. These plans include a young washing machine repairman, Jason Sizemore. We know Bastian has other plans, because he is wearing neither pants nor underwear as he is talking on the phone. The repairman is no dunce either and knows just what tool is needed for this job. Hes got the right one, and its a big one.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 8/2/2002
Reviewed on: 8/25/2002
Studio: Heatwave
Starring: Rocco, Michael, Tom, Tony, Bernard
Review brief: I have great hopes for this film. I hope it is the worst gay porn ever made. I hope this because the thought of seeing anything worse goes beyond my power to imagine it, and if anything worse does exist then its just too disheartening. It is crude in the extreme. The color is washed out, the lighting is virtually non-existent, and to call the camerawork amateurish is to compliment it. There is an obnoxious piece of music that repeats ad nausea in this otherwise silent film. And, to make matters worse, there is not an attractive guy in the cast. The film opens with a close up of the crotch of a pair of trousers. The pants are unzipped and an uncut cock is taken out. A naked man sitting on the ground sucks the cock, which does not get hard. Some eternal moments later, we see a tattooed naked man totally shaved holding a recorder. This is the piper. A skuzzy blond is stalking him. We cut back and forth between these two scenes. This is a technique that usually annoys me, because as soon as I get involved in one scene it cuts to the other.
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Release date: 8/8/2002
Reviewed on: 8/24/2002
Studio: YMAC
Starring: Fernando Leone, Anton Elsinski, Maxime Pavlov, Ruan Del Montes, Frank Forest, Christian Gaillac, Jerome Galfion, Fabian Nexman, Sylvain De Prat, Calvin Donatello, Zachary Brovnik, David Richer, Julien Chamfray, Anthony Boyer
Directed by: Jean-Daniel Cadinot
Review brief: If you re expecting a tour through the African jungles with lions and elephants and exotic birds, turn on Animal Planet. This safari takes us on a tour of horny young Frenchmen and big uncut cocks and great geysers of cum. Our tour guide is a slendersome might say skinny, but enormously sexysatyr, Frank Forest. He takes us first to an outdoor mart where they are selling short shorts. There is another customer in trying some on, and Frank joins him. French guys dont wear underwear to the delight of video viewers and the despair of Calvin Klein. Well, when two young Frenchmen with no underwear and big dicks are in the same small space something is bound to happen and it does. The foreskin slides right back on those uncut cocks and those big cocks slide right into waiting mouths and asses. Frank bags his first big game and gets a new pair of shorts at the same time. The hunt continues as Frank spies two promising trophies watching a group play soccer.
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Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 8/24/2002
Studio: Big Blue Productions
Starring: Xavier, Sean Storm, Jeremy Jordan, Jason Hawke, Brad Rock, Scott Gunz
Directed by: Blue Blake
Review brief: The cast is introduced by very artsy double exposures that play over an original song. This immediately clues us into to the fact that here is not another cranked out quickie but a film with which the director/producer/writer has taken great care. When the film proper begins, Brad Rocka hunkdrives up to his house. He has a copy of XXX Showcase, that he carries out by the pool. As he looks at the magazine, one of the pictures comes to life. Xavier, a cute Latino, is pulling down Rhett OHaras briefs to get to the big dick therein. Xavier demonstrates his oral skills by going down on it. He is also adept at swallowing Rhetts balls. Rhett is new to me. (His nom de porn is obviously derived from Rhett Butler and Scarlett OHara.) He is a sexy guy with scads of colorful tattoos and some in the making that actually add to his appeal rather than detract. Hes a pretty good cocksucker, too. [We cut back to Brad, and see that hes getting into this. He unzips his pants.] Back to the scene. Xavier is now deep-throating Rhetts big rod.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 5/22/2001
Reviewed on: 8/21/2002
Studio: Grapik Art Productions
Starring: Brandon, Jason Branch
Directed by: Tom "Ropes" McGurk
Review brief: Every time I buy a film by Tom Ropes McGurk I kick myself. When will I ever learn? Sure they sound good, but they are always colossal disappointments. For one thing it is apparently against the law in this country to have or depict sex with someone who is bound. At least, thats what Ive been told. (So much for the separation of church and state in this republic of ours.) Whatever the case, no one is ever fucked in one of these films. But, what is awful is that no one is ever shown sucking a cock in these films either. They apparently are sucking cock, but the camera never shows us. In all likelihood that is as fake as everything else in these films. They always feature a silly stringy little whip that could hurt a fly and they swat the captive ever so gently with it. It is similar to the old slapstick of burlesque comedy in that it makes a noise but doesnt hurt. Daddys Discipline follows the unvaried pattern of these films. We always start with a youth bound or in a cage as the credits run over him twisting and moaning.
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Release date: 7/12/2002
Reviewed on: 8/20/2002
Studio: Macho Man
Starring: T.J. (ambiguous), Derrick Halliwell, Dylan Thomas
Review brief: Well it looked different. Cute twinks pumping up their peni. There is not a guy here over twenty. They are all cute as buttons, and they all are quite natural in front of a camera. This is truly cinema verité. Four guys are sitting around a living room when a fifth enters with a box from someone named James. They open the box to find.guess what? Five penis pumps. Each boy gets one. They are of all colors and varieties. (The penis pumps, not the boys). My favorite of the group (the boys, not the penis pumps), Sebastian Cole, a skinny kid with spiky hair who is sexy as Hell gets one with so many attachments it could probably pump up your dick and operate an electric train set at the same time. All strip down and each applies his pump. They find it great fun and are all having a marvelous time. It is hard not to enjoy it with them. (Maybe that should read it is hard to enjoy it with them?) Anyway, after a bit of individual play each of the guys is given the treatment by his buddies. First up is my fave, Sebastian.
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Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 8/20/2002
Studio: Iron Horse
Starring: Marcos DeSilva, Alex DaSilva, Camillo Papp, Vandelei Lima
Review brief: The Brazil Nuts series are no-frills films using performers who are not movie star handsome, but usually sexy. If average looking Latinos with big uncut dicks are your thing, youll usually be satisfied. If you are tired of the same old faces and the same old dicks, then these might be a nice change of pace. If you want something more, then perhaps these are not for you. In Opus 7, we see a young Brazilian with short curly hair standing in the woods?, forest?, jungle? with his dick hanging out of his pants. He jiggles it a bit before another guy in sunglasses joins him and gives him a helping hand. He also gives him a helping mouth. As guy one removes the pants of the guy in sunglasses, he finds an enormous purple prick and becomes a purple penis eater. (I'm really sorry for that, I just couldn't help it.) As we hope, he then gets screwed by the thing. (The guys in this film chatter away in Portuguese.
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Release date: 2/15/2002
Reviewed on: 8/16/2002
Studio: Vivid Man
Starring: Will Clark, Peter Wilder, David Thompson, Vince Bandero, David Pierre, Michael Crawford, Brad Davis [I], Jordan Austin, Thom Southern
Review brief: This film is a sequel to the earlier "The Hotel". The hotel is a place somewhat like Brigadoon that appears and disappears. It is a place where one can fulfill one's sexual fantasies. "The Return" finds humpy Michael Crawford in an asylum. He was found wandering about in the desert nude and appears to be in a state of shock. He has lost his lover Paul at the hotel. His psychiatrist Thom Southern has an erotic dream about Michael in which he makes passionate love to him. (Foot lovers will be ecstastic to see the way he sucks on Michaels toes.) The plot now kind of goes fuzzy, but the sex remains top of the line. There is a hot sauna scene with Vince Bandero topping the director, David Thompson. A bondage scene with Michael. A hot threesome with David Pierre, Jordan Austin, and Brad Davis in which David gets a champagne bottle inserted into his rectum and Brad gets double-fucked by Jordan and David. The final scene with Thom Southern and Will Clark cannot hope to keep up with the preceeding, but they go at it like Bulls in heat.
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Release date: 7/6/2002
Reviewed on: 8/11/2002
Studio: Wm Higgins Productions
Starring: BeBe, Jirka Kalvoda, Pavel Korsakov
Review brief: In the Jan Dvorak Story, Jan Dvorak appears in four of the five scenes. Such a tour de force requires a hunk of tremendous sex appeal and versatility. Dvorak lives up to the task and then some. Whether he appears for Bel Ami as Max Orloff; for Jet Set as Jakub Moltin; for Studio 2000 as Pavel Novotny; or for William Higgins as Jan Dvorak he remains one of the most beautiful guys ever to go before a camera. The film opens with our hero leaving what appears to be a seminary and traveling through the snow to a job as a bellhop. Jan, doing room service, brings a steak to Pavel Dubcek (another actor who has appeared under various names. Most notably as Max Pellion for Mans Best). Pavel asks Jan if he has eaten and receiving a negative reply persuades the young man to stay for dinner. Pavel feeds Jan some beefsteak and then proceeds to feast on Jans fleshsteak. After mutual blowjobs and an exciting 69, Pavel fucks the bellhop. (Now thats what I call room service!) Jans sexual nature now awakened, he propositions two cooks and tells them he has the key to a room and to the free bar.
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Release date: 11/18/2001
Reviewed on: 8/9/2002
Studio: All Worlds Video
Starring: Frankie LaRue, Dulce
Review brief: Anyone for bear? If so, then this might be the flick for you. The casting requisite seems to be have body hair youre in. Mind you I like bears. As long as they are young, slim or muscular, and good-looking. When they are old, grizzled, and weigh over 300 pounds they dont inspire me. Luckily its the former here and not the latter. The plot is very silly and undeveloped. It is supposed to be a take-off on film noir with Thomas Lloyd as a private eye hired to find someone called Dirty Hairy who is blackmailing a senator. The dialogue sounds as though it was translated into Sanskrit and then turned back into English. The humor is not humorous. The acting, which purports to be camp, is just bad. It was a great idea, but unfortunately director Donner had neither the wit nor the imagination to carry it off. Thomas Lloydone of my favorite actorswho gave a virtuosos performance in Animus, is especially disappointing. Overacting in the dialogue scenes andwhat is worsemugging in the sex scenes. Nothing takes the heat out of sex like someone pretending to be Jerry Lewis.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/6/2002
Studio: Body Shoppe
Review brief: Some of the films from Body Shoppe featuring straight guys (supposedly marines) who jack off on camera can be interesting and even uplifting. This is not one of them. There are seven scenes in this one, and nine guys; none of whom could be called attractive. First up is a guy with a mass of tattoos who undresses and proceeds to masturbate while an oriental chap chirps along in an unintelligible accent. (The sound is atrocious in this film, the guys are muffled so that when they speak it sounds like merff moo mumm. The only thing really audible is a woman squealing while being fucked on a stag film playing to inspire these unattractive guys to achieve an erection.) There are two twosomes one of which follows. In both, the guys sit at opposite ends of the sofa with a pillow between them so that there is absolutely no danger of them accidentally touching one another. One of these guys is very thin and cute with a very long bent cock. A close-up reveals him to have acne all over his torso that diminishes the cuteness somewhat.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 7/12/2000
Reviewed on: 8/4/2002
Studio: Erotic Men
Starring: Bobby Blake, Kevin Kemp, Ted Lowe, Choice Thomas, Mr. Bigg, J.J.
Directed by: Edward James
Review brief: It's really difficult to rate this film as it is a curiousity piece rather than a pud pounder. Auto-fellatio can be titilating and drive me mad with jealousy. But auto-fucking? If it were incoroprated into a traditional fuck scene it might be very exciting, but as an end (pardon the pun) in itself (pardon this pun, too) it doesn't engender much heat. It's not even exciting for the participants. It's just "look what I can do". I didn't find any of the performers a turn-on either. (Maybe they learned to do this out of desperation.) I kept recalling a scene from the novel Goldfinger where Goldfinger is about to castrate Bond with a laser beam. "Go fuck yourself, Goldfinger," our hero shouts to the villain. Goldfinger turns back, smiles coyly and says, "Alas, Mr. Bond, not even I am capable of that." These guys are.
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Release date: 11/9/2001
Reviewed on: 8/4/2002
Studio: Sunshine
Starring: Karl Thomas, Tony Lexus, Rick Rogue, Dom Sinclair, Dallas Taylor, Jesse Tyler, David Cline, Karl Radford
Review brief: Two fairly good scenes, one OK scene, and one perfect horror make this one a dubious bargain at best. The dialogue is of the Hi, how are you? Lets fuck school of screenwriting. For example the opening scene finds Dom Sinclair folding clothes while seated on a sofa. Enter Tony Lexus. Youre doing my laundry? Sinclair: So youll have time for other things. Tony unzips Doms shorts and goes down on his brown dick. They exchange blowjobs, sixty-nine, and Dom fucks Tony. Pretty standard stuff. But the brown-skinned Dom and the slender unshaven Tony look good together. And Doms big dick disappears all the way into Tonys thin butt. Next we have Karl Thomas showing Jesse Tyler his house. Both are wearing those heavy shoes which first appeared on Frankensteins monster and are now the gay thing. As they enter the house it echoes with the clump, clump, clump of those clodhoppers. I half expected them to leave them on during sex, but they come off with their clothes. Karl sucks Jesse and plays with himself. Jesse never touches, much less goes down on Karls cock.
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Release date: 8/1/2002
Reviewed on: 8/1/2002
Studio: Studio 2000 Int'l
Starring: Reno Hacek, Ivan Rohan, Christian Luka, Reno Hachek, Tom Novy, Lukas Kovarik, Leon Simek, Zoli Gethlen, Alan Schiller
Review brief: Studio 2000 proves yet again that its International videos featuring handsome hunks with great uncut slabs of meat are top of the line. In this mighty opus, Christian Luka arrives at the train station in Prague, only to have his knapsack stolen by Lukas Kovarik. Kovarik, a hefty lad of 21, hops into a car driven by Reno Hacek and, with the knapsack in their possession, they go back to Haceks place for some sex. Hacek, 24, has black hair, a gorgeous face, a nicely muscular body, and a hard dick. The sex between these guys is great. They both suck and sixty-nine before Hacek fucks Kovarik. Luka meanwhile has been befriended by Alan Schiller who offers to find him a place to stay. He pretends to phone his friend Tom Novy; then tells Luka that he can come home with him. (The plan all along, of course.) The second scene features Tom Novy, a slender blond with a long slender cock, and a muscular Leon Surnek.
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Release date: 12/18/2001
Reviewed on: 7/27/2002
Studio: Forum
Starring: Trevor [I] (ambiguous), Marcello Reeves, Eduardo, Doug Jeffries, Talvin Demachio, Gregg Rockwell, Peter Dixon, Lance Thomas, Stefen Michael, Jonnie Perrino
Directed by: Sam Abdul
Review brief: This film has four things going for it: Lance Thomas, Jonnie Perrino, Greg Rockwell, and Talvin DeMacchio. It's all about picking up guys in the park and bringing them home. The first is a foursome with Lance Thomas the only attractive participant. He looks much better here (in fact he looks divine) without the bleached white hair in the Selection jackoff series. He has a great bod, a very pretty cock, and brown hair in a short pony tail. He also sucks Peter Dixon's cock! Eduardo is another member of this foursome, and although he has his fans I am defintely not one of them. Maybe because he looks too much like J. Edgar Hoover. The third scene with Jonnie Perrino (an adorble twink who is not listed except on the film itself) sucking a big uncut cock and taking it up the butt is good. But the shit fucking him doesn't reciprocate. (That's the way it has been all through this film: pairing a great looking guy with a dog, or dogs.) The final scene does have two handsome studs: Greg Rockwell and Talvin DeMacchio but it's not very exciting.
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Release date: 1/29/2002
Reviewed on: 7/27/2002
Studio: Overthere
Starring: Jiri Novacek, Petr Oderelek, Kristof Okurek, Tomas Orech, Jan Palecek, Pavel Skorepka
Review brief: This is just another of those cheap jobs (but at a big price) cranked out to glut the American market. The guys are slim, attractive, and uncut, but the sex lacks any passion and the direction and cinematography are the work of hacks. In the opening scene a brunet and a curly blond are looking under the hood of a car. Eventually, the curly blond is looking under the hood of his friend's uncut dick. He sucks for what seems like hours. Then the brunet fucks the blond for hours in an unchanging position. Never once does he reciprocate by sucking the blond who is by far the cutest of the duo. Both jack off. In the second scene the sex is more reciprocal. Both administer blowjobs. One of the guys has a nice build. is balding somewhat, and has shaven pubes. He's quite sexy. He fucks the other one. They close the hood on the same auto that was in scene one. (I guess the car just can't be fixed.) In the third and final scene,(Yes, folks, there are only three scenes in this ripoff.) a young guy approaches a mechanic who is under a car.
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Release date: 7/11/2001
Reviewed on: 7/27/2002
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: What an incredibly wonderful surprise this film was! I thought it was just another of those cheap foreign jobs cranked out to glut the American market. But, boy, was I wrong! This film is well planed, the guys are beautiful and very well endowed, and the sex is super. It begins with four friends boarding a train and setting out on a journey to visit friends. One of the guys goes to the WC. (Water sport fans will be disappointed that we dont see him inside.) When he returns the other guys josh him, and amidst great fun and laughter they strip him. Its all in great fun. It was sad to see him put his clothes back on before someone really went down on that big uncut cock, but the train had arrived at their destination. They are met by two friends who usher them into autos and take them home. Once there they look through some gay mags and find an ad for hustlers. When the two hustlers arrive they strip for the group and allow them to fondle their equipment. One of these guys has a cock that hangs practically to his knees and gives new meaning to the term HUNGarian.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 7/25/2002
Studio: Dolphin
Starring: Sasha, Artem, Sergay, Andrey Politov, Igor Silva, Dmitria, Misha, Artems, Yanis, Gleb, Nikita K., Rodion
Directed by: Alex Clark
Review brief: First Time 6 is another in the Dolphin series that finds delectable (mostly straight) 18-20 year olds, and shows them having man-to-man sex for [perhaps] the first time. They are all slender, uncut, and mouthwateringly beautiful. The first of the six scenes features the black-haired Artem or Tema lying in bed and dreaming of sex with Yanis. I find Tema to be the sexiest kid in this film so for me it begins with the best scene. He and Yanis suck one anothers cocks before Yanis is impaled on Temas large tool. The second scene takes place in a kitchen where breakfast is being prepared. Both Nikita and Rodion decide that each has a sausage that is better than anything else they could have for breakfast and go at it. Its a good scene but suffers in having to follow the preceding one. Scene three features two twins: Mikhail and Egor. They begin by looking at pictures in (alas!) a straight mag as they sit side by side on a sofa. This goes on for much too long a time. They then strip, revealing unaroused cocks; move to individual chairs and jack off tiny loads.
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