Poke A Man Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  9/7/2002

If I hadn’t seen the label on the DVD I would have thought I was watching one of the Brazil Nuts series. It looks like the Brazil Nuts series. The guys look like the guys in the Brazil Nuts series. In fact they are the guys in the Brazil nuts series. And the DVD only gives us three scenes just like the Brazil Nuts series. It seems to be a compilation. But if it’s a compilation from the Brazil Nuts series, from another series, or is an original patching, I don’t know.

Well, with that settled, we find the typical two guys in the woods (forest? jungle?). One of them a dude in sunglasses is trying to talk the other into a little woodworking. This is doing a little shirt lifting and belly licking; then some ball licking and cock licking. Shades has a big uncut Brazilian boner and that gets a bit of sucking. Shades then returns these favors to the other homem. Since Shades has the biggest dick it is somewhat surprising (and a bit disappointing) when he gets rimmed preparatory to getting fucked. As he sits on the other’s dick for a ride we are able to admire Shades' nicely haired bod. A missionary fuck concludes things. [Pretty good scene.]

Scene two has already been going on when we join it. A cock goes in and we are fucking away. After a while we cut to the guys sucking. A third guys appears watching them, joins them, sucks both their cocks simultaneously, gets fucked by one who is being fucked by the other. (In France the guy in the middle is known as “Lucky Pierre”. Is he known as “Lucky Joao” in Brazil?) The joiner ends up getting a cock at both ends, so maybe he’s the lucky one. [Mediocre scene.]

It is scene three which takes us into new territory for these Brazilian cheapies: shrimping! A foot in a black sock is seen rubbing the crotch of a pair of jeans. The guy getting rubbed is licking on the shoe that’s on the other foot. Both sock clad feet masturbate the guy’s cock. Finally the socks come off for the toes to be sucked. The guy getting his feet serviced seems to be the same hairy-chested, big-dicked guy from scene one. At any rate he’s wearing sunglasses. (Maybe this is just a Brazilian fetish.) The guy jacks off as Shades' foot rubs his balls. Shades' foot plays in the cum. Then Shades jacks off as his balls get the barefoot massage. [Great for Shrimpers.]

So, if you’re into feet you’ll probably want to pick this up. (This is the scene that’s keeping me from putting it on the auction block.) If you’re not, you might want to look elsewhere for your jollies.