Last Train (Bacchus) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/27/2002

What an incredibly wonderful surprise this film was! I thought it was just another of those cheap foreign jobs cranked out to glut the American market. But, boy, was I wrong! This film is well planed, the guys are beautiful and very well endowed, and the sex is super.

It begins with four friends boarding a train and setting out on a journey to visit friends. One of the guys goes to the WC. (Water sport fans will be disappointed that we don’t see him inside.) When he returns the other guys josh him, and amidst great fun and laughter they strip him. It’s all in great fun. It was sad to see him put his clothes back on before someone really went down on that big uncut cock, but the train had arrived at their destination. They are met by two friends who usher them into autos and take them home. Once there they look through some gay mags and find an ad for hustlers. When the two hustlers arrive they strip for the group and allow them to fondle their equipment. One of these guys has a cock that hangs practically to his knees and gives new meaning to the term HUNGarian. God, it’s a beauty! One of the hosts, who resembles porn star Dave Nelson, absconds with the other hustler and the group begins to pair off.

The first sex scene—we are now twenty-five minutes into the film, but I have certainly not been bored—occurs with King Dong and one of the guests. King D is in a tub shower and the other guy is tenderly washing him. Before long he is going down on the monster cock. King Dong fellates the other stud, and then gives him a great rimming. The big cock is then seen entrenched in the stud’s ass. (I really wanted to see entry here. So it might take ten minutes to work that humongous cock into an ass. Do it!)

The second sex scene is between the Dave Nelson look-alike and the hustler. It takes place in the kitchen. Both blow one another and then the host gives the hustler a fantastic rimming. The hustler returns the favor. (Deep-throating does not appear to be on these guys’ menu, but rimming is very obviously a specialite de la maison!) The hustler gets fucked.

Next, a dark-haired beauty that was my favorite among the guys on the train takes a buddy into a bedroom. My beauty has a very long, very slender cock (2 inches by 12 inches?). He rims his friend expertly and then rejoices to have the same thing done to him. (I have never seen a film in which the performers were more adept at this activity. These guys can really lick ass!) My dark-haired beauty then fucks his friend with a large black dildo while sucking his cock. The dildo is inserted with such speed and force that I think he plans to bring the guy to climax this way. Beauty’s long thin cock is rock hard throughout, and I’m not disappointed when it finally replaces the dildo in his buddy’s ass. Then I get a further surprise when beauty gets fucked. Beauty then returns to being the fucker and not the fuckee, screwing the guy missionary style till both reach climax. WHAT A HOT SCENE!

The two remaining studs now get it on in the living room. (Bathroom. Kitchen, Bedroom, Living room—all rooms are made for fucking.) Although this is a fairly good scene, it suffers from having to follow the other scenes that were all superior.

The visit over, the four friends get on the train to go back home.

Do not confuse this film with “Last Train to Paris” that derails. This film stays on track. Buy a ticket and enjoy the ride. At it’s low price it’s one of the best bargains out there.