Hot Georgia Knights Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  2/16/2003

“Have fun and pretend I’m not here.” That’s what the cameraman tells to each of the couples that get it on in this film. The problem is they don’t have fun, and you won’t either.

First up are two guys form South Florida. Hey, I though these were supposed to be Georgia peaches! They are Brett Thomas, an average looker with some chest hair and Mitch Ray, a bleached blond with the bushiest dark armpits I have seen. They perform in those dreadful white socks. The fuck appears to be bareback, but the camerawork is so poor in this film and as the fuck begins in medias res, one can’t be sure. When Mitch cums, Brett licks it up, but we don’t get a close-up of him doing it. Instead we have long shot. Jeez!

Caleb Stone and Panther are the next couple. Caleb has no pubic hair and a big meaty dick that never gets hard despite Panther’s best efforts. Panther is deliciously black and the lighting is so piss-poor that we are never able to see his features or his cock. I don’t think Caleb ever sucks it anyway. Caleb finally got hard somehow because we find him fucking Panther. I found this scene even less watchable than scene one.

Two twinks in scene three liven things up considerably. They are Corey Stevens and Casey Martin. Again we hear: “Have fun and pretend I’m not here.” Both are cute, Corey has both nipples pierced; Casey has the beginnings of some chest hair. These guys are starting to turn me on (for the first time in this opus.) They do a nice 69, and Casey’s rimming of Corey’s smooth butt is the first we have seen in this film. It is Corey however who tops, screwing his condom-less dick into Casey’s fuzzy butt hole. Casey winces and gasps in more pain than pleasure when he does so. Corey withdraws in time to shoot his load onto Casey’s belly and then gives Casey a helping hand, jacking off his buddy.

The fourth scene is so bad, I started to question the rule of four for these films. We join two Latinos, Alex Mendez and Christian Diaz, when both are naked and Christian is sucking on Alex’s putz. He pauses occasionally for someone to take flash photos, and then goes on to suck for eons. (I fast-forwarded here and it still went on forever. 4X, 8X, 16X, 32X, it still went on and on with the camera angle never changing!) The other lout doesn’t suck his partner at all. He fucks him halfheartedly bringing this weary scene to a close.

There is a section in the extras section called “highlights”. They are not of this film as there are no highlights here. Instead we are given brief snippets from other films such as one of Max Grand fucking little Chip Noll and another of two Brazilian cuties from the Brazil Nuts series. Ironically they are all hotter than anything I found in the film itself. Scene three being the only exception.

This film is proof that a film needs a director, cameraman, and lighting man. Proof also that barebacking can’t make bad sex good. Only scene three is worth looking at. What an unfair depiction of Georgia. The state tourist bureau should sue. The knights aren’t hot. For the most part, they aren’t even lukewarm.