Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews (813 - page 24)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 11/29/2003
Studio: Vivid
Starring: Jason Cruise, Ted Cox, Andrew Michaels, Michael White, Vince Cobretti, Mike Hayden, Max Wolf
Review brief: In this transfer from an earlier VHS, Jason Cruise, a very cute twink that is no relation to Tom, is chauffeuring his boyfriend, high-priced callboy Andrew Michaels, in a long white stretch limo. Andrew is perfect casting for a callboy with his humpy young body, bee-stung lips, and imposing cock. Jason tells Andrew that he would like to be callboy, too. Whereupon Andrew replies, I want to keep you all to myself. With that Andrew orders Jason into the back seat. Jason goes down on Michaels highly suckable dick. In no time at all they are both out of their clothes and giving one another head. This stolen interlude ends with Jason getting fucked on the trunk of the car. Mike Hayter, Andrews pimp, tells another of his boysTed Coxthat a client is waiting for him in a gym. Cox was a skinny dark-haired twink who was a frequent performer in videos of a decade or so ago. Michael White, the trick he meets at the gym was a handsome buff blond. Before they get together for a workout, we see Mike call Jason on the car phone.
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Release date: 9/18/2003
Reviewed on: 11/15/2003
Studio: Arena
Review brief: SKIN ON SKIN is another of Arenas Brazilian cut and paste jobs. Scenes follow one another with no preparation or set-up and the action seems to have been filmed at various times. For example the blond dude on the cover (the best thing in this opus) appears in the first two scenes with coal black hair and then appears in the final two with the blond hair we see on the DVD cover. He is recognizable because of the chain necklace and the ring on his up-yours finger. Also because of his distinctive moans of pleasure and his insatiable love of having something up his ass. In the first scene we find this lovely slut crawling onto a bed where two others are naked. They are a muscular dude with a shaved head that appears in most of these films that I have referred to as El Baldo and a good-looking slender but well-built young hunk with a beauty mark mole on his chin. Our handsome cover manwith black hair heresucks the cocks of the other two and takes their cocks up his ass. No one cums in the scene.
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Release date: 11/3/2003
Reviewed on: 10/29/2003
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Steven, Brian, Jason, Johnny, Bastian, Hans Ebson, Nick Young, Jack London, Carlo Cox, Brent Everett, Chase McKenzie, Joksan
Review brief: After taking us out in the fresh air and sunshine in Manplay09, Number 10 takes us back into the confinement of the studio with its artificial light making it seem a regression and not an advancement over others in the series. The visible cameramen are seen again, too; and annoying flashbulbs pop from time to time. The guys though are hot, and thats what we look for in this unscripted continuous orgy. There are some young guys featured in this one, such as Brent Everett, a sensational young twink who appeared in Centaurs Navy Blues. Brentjust listed by his first name here as are all the othershas spiky hair, bee-stung lips, a compact bod, and a big dick. Nick Capra is along with his shaven crotch and long dick with its even longer foreskin, and Hans Ebson, another twink (who I am getting rather tired of) are here too. A redhead and assorted hairy and daddy types make up the 11 man cast. The first section entitle BLUE begins with Brent standing on a box as Carlo, a hairy daddy, sucks the youngsters big dick. Chase, a redhead, is on his knees sucking Carlo.
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Release date: 9/22/2003
Reviewed on: 10/26/2003
Studio: Marcello Reeves
Review brief: In Marcello Reeves DESIRES OF MEN the operative word is men. After the cast list runs over a fast-motion montage of the writer-director-star walking the streets of Manhattan, we discover Marcello in a fitful sleep. We are about to become witness to his dreams. In the first dream we find Marcello on his knees sucking on a nice upturned cock. Marcello is clad from head to toe in black leather. His stiff uncut cock sticks out from the leather trousers. His partner in the scene whom he is blowing is clad only in high black boots. After a nice blowjob, Marcello plays with his partners fucky pussy hole, as he calls it. The dude then sucks Marcellos uncut cock, gets fucked, and returns to sucking cock until Marcello cums in his mouth. The dude swallows up the sweet cream and sucks Marcellos cock for more. Great photography with fabulous close-ups adds considerably to the scene. The second dream features two other Latin leather boys and a redhead. The redhead is sucking the dick of a cute Latino. Then he and the cute stud take turns on the brown dick of their macho companion.
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Release date: 10/9/2003
Reviewed on: 10/18/2003
Studio: Arena
Review brief: How appropriate I thought that a DVD entitled Men of the Midnight Hour should arrive just in time for Halloween. The Pix on the cover looked exciting and it was with joyous expectation that I popped it into the DVD player. First upand I mean UPwas a husky dude wearing a silky black cape and a silver mask that covered his entire face who was outside on a patio with a beautifully built stud clad only in red bikini briefs who was wearing a jesters half-mask that left the mouth free for cocksucking. And suck cock he did. Eventually this sucking Adonis stripped out of those bikini briefs to reveal a really succulent piece of uncut meat. Unfortunately his churlish partner was not the least bit interested in it! He was interested, however, in those meaty buns and soon gave them a standing fuck. After a time they got more comfortable as the caped crusader lay back on a bench and our muscular Adonis sat on the caped louts dick and rode it. Then handsome rose and took off his mask to reveal a face as beautiful as that smooth gorgeous bod.
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Release date: 8/9/2003
Reviewed on: 10/5/2003
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Michael, Ian, Jake (ambiguous), K.C., Ethan, Brenden, Reece, Sloan, Matt C., Matt H.
Review brief: After watching this film the first time I couldnt decipher my notes and so I had to watch it again. Lucky Me! Because this is the best of the Manplay series to date. Part of the reason for this is that it has moved outside of the somewhat claustrophobic confines of the studio and takes place around a swimming pool in lush, sunny surroundings. A series of large cubes covered in blue velvet (eat your heart out, David Lynch) have been placed around the pool and it is on these structures that the action takes place. There are a number of performers as usual.
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Release date: 8/15/2002
Reviewed on: 9/28/2003
Studio: Bel Ami
Starring: Dano Sulik, Sebastian Bonnet
Directed by: Marty Stevens
Review brief: Having now watched two of the Bel Ami PERSONAL TRAINERS series, I am coming to the conclusion that they are hotter than the features. There is something especially titillating about seeing a beautiful twink or young man do it on film for the first time, and the cinema verite style makes us believe we are right there while its happening. Added to all this is the fact that Sebastian Bonnet is perhaps the most beautiful young man working in porn today and Dano Sulik, the biggest slut. The first to be trained is Matt Phillipe, a young brunet who appeared in their 101 jackoff series using the name of Peter. Marty Stevens the photographer/director often calls him Peter during the session. And if my ears dont deceive me, he once calls Sebastian, Andre. (Ive often thought Sebastian Bonnet was odd nom de porn. I get the Sebastian part, as Sebastian is the more-or-less patron saint of gayspierced by many objects.
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Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 9/24/2003
Studio: San Diego Boy
Review brief: Hello, Sailors! San Diego Boy Productions located where there are lots of young military that are either curious or needing to supplement their pay is another of these studios that cajoles these guys into having man-to-man sex. With these guys, however, it doesnt appear that much coxing was necessary. There are three twosomes, one of which is in the running for the hottest scene I have ever seen on film! The first twosome doesnt go all the way. They kiss and suck dick, but when it comes to getting fucked the projected bottom chickens out. I dont mind the kissing, he says, but its hard to suck a cock. (But not if the cock is hard, I was thinking) His scene-mate rubs a stiff prong teasingly over the sphincter. He wants to screw the guy, and we want him to. Its still a fun scene, nevertheless. But its the second scene that blew my mind.
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Release date: 5/15/2001
Reviewed on: 9/21/2003
Studio: XTC Studios
Starring: Tommy Gunn, Gino Pizano, Sly Bloux, Alexander Devries, Michael Fountaine, Chris Fraem, Steve Latch, Taylor Page, Lyle White, Chris Gray, Jordin Skye
Review brief: The guys are only average lookers. It was cheaply made. The music was clichéd stuff Id heard a million times before and didnt like the first time. And yet, this film got me off. Why? Because in spite of all its flaws, it emanated good old dirty sex. And there are times I dont want pretty Euro boys or butch Titan studs or statuesque hunks. We start off with a blond punk who is the short order cook, Jordan Skyes. He has a pierced ear and eyebrow and resembles a young Terrence Hawke of the New Meat series. The boss son, a handsome young Steve Latch, has had the hots him for sometime. They are now satisfied when Steve threatens to send Jordan back to jail unless Jordan gives in to his desires. Jordan has a pretty, plump, white dick and Steve uses his pierced tongue on it. Jordanwho also has a pierced tonguereturns the favor before screwing the handsome lad. The cover boy and star Gino Pizano is naked in bed with cute twink Chris Fraem for the next scene. Gino is a slender young bear. Chris is a pleasingly thickset youth with unruly hair. He sort of resembles Court Logan.
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Release date: 10/28/2002
Reviewed on: 9/21/2003
Studio: Erotic Men
Starring: Rick Rogue, Paul Carrigan, Dom Sinclair, Elec Voughn, Sweet William, Patrick Studds, Sam Ritter
Directed by: Casey O'Brian, Peter O'Brian
Review brief: Even at 62 minutes, this one's waaaaaaaay too long. Six guys are sitting around playing poker. Bored with the game, someone suggests they play strip poker. One of the guys refuses and leaves. Another follows after him. The four remaining guys: Kevin Cobain, Dom Sinclair, Paul Carrigan, and another I don't know lose all their clothing and start having sex. Kevin and Paul pair up; Dom and the other dude do, too. While they are sucking dick, Rick Rogue and another guy see them from outside and they get it on. Then it's back inside for the fucking with Kevin and Dom as the fuckers. Kevin is a nice looker and Paul and Dom are seasoned pros, yet it's hard to imagine more lackluster sex. (Yawn) For the final scene it's the two guys who left the game. I was glad they left. Talk about your anti-climax. The extras include a photo gallery (who cares?) and trailers that are nothing but phone ads for straights. I've seen some pretty bad films in my time.
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Release date: 8/26/2003
Reviewed on: 9/21/2003
Studio: Private Man
Starring: Sasha, Alex, Attila, Attila Hogyes, George Vidanov, Antony, Black Jack, Deny, Davide, Vipera
Directed by: Sebastiano Brogi
Review brief: You may have trouble finding this one as most sites will probably list it as GRADUATION DAY which makes sense, and not as GRADUATION GAY which doesnt. Deny, a gorgeous blond beauty, has temporarily left his nymphomaniac wife to in order to be able to finish his thesis. (I know this only because there is one of the extra sections of the DVD that gives me this plot synopsis, otherwise I would never know she was a nympho wearing out his pecker.) He goes to his friend Rogers (Janos Volt) who is gay. No sooner does he arrive than he overhears an argument between the chauffeur (Alex) and Michel, Rogers muscle stud (Antonio). Alex is trying to get the hunk to run away with him, but Michel doesnt want to leave his sugar daddy. Alex is a handsome blond with bit of facial hair and the bluest eyes I have ever seen. Id run away with him in a second. Drawn to the door by their argument, Deny watches as they suck each others dicks and as Alex fucks the muscle boy. Deny is upset but intrigued by all this. I suppose he is struggling to deny his feelings.
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Release date: 8/16/2003
Reviewed on: 9/15/2003
Studio: Cover Boys
Review brief: [Let me begin by stating that the names on the DVD cover and the names of the performers with their pictures on the DVD do not jibe. There is no Brock Thompson, unless he and Chet Hawkins are one and the same. Travis Young on the cover becomes Travis Connors in the film. In the previews for another film he is called Travis Young, but as he is losing his hair faster than the speed of light, Young seems something of a misnomer. And K. C. Hart does notI repeat does notappear in this film. The K.C. that appears here is a somewhat scruffy dark-haired dude, not the randy little twink also known as Wesley Parker who has appeared in over 50 films. In short, the only performers who appear to be listed correctly on the cover are Eric Stuart and Stretch Blackwell. The others in this primarily solo film got screwed.] Eric Stuart is the valet in a posh hotel. He draws a bath for Chet Hawkins (or is it Brock Thompson?) Chris strips and steps into the bath. He has no pubic hair. Chet looks as though he may the grandson of Fred McMurray, the father on My Three Sons.
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Release date: 8/5/2003
Reviewed on: 9/14/2003
Studio: Arena
Starring: Rocky, Billy Herrington, Tom Katt, Ken Ryker
Review brief: This is the first film from Ken Ryker Productions a company formed by the superstar to market his appearances. Financially it was probably a good move, but whether or not it produces top-of-the-line films remains to be seen. Now dont get me wrong, its not a bad film. But I found it rather flat. Ken Ryker is indeed an awesome creature. He is tall, blond, handsome, hairy-chested, the epitome of a football linebacker. Added to this, he possesses one of the biggest cocks in porndom. The problem is hes obviously straight. As a result, his scenes lack any passion. Its like watching a robot fuck. But he commands attention despite that great stone face and one watches with awe and admiration for those impaled on that monster dick. As far as I can figure from the disjointed plot (written by Ken) Drew Larsen and Ken own a bar called Rykers Web. There is a large spider web in the bar, the strands of which are constructed of chains. It provides the background for only one scene. The film begins when Tom Katt and Chris Taylor arrive before opening and ask to be admitted for a game of pool.
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Release date: 9/4/2003
Reviewed on: 9/13/2003
Studio: Arena
Starring: Andrew Addams, Cameron Fox, Victor Rios, Paul Johnson, Braeden Casey, Danny Rhymes, Parker Williams, Anthony Holloway, Jack Sanders, Damon Wolf
Directed by: Cameron Fox, Victor Rios
Review brief: THE HAUNTED HOUSE ON SEX HILL does not star Vincent Price. But what a cast it has! Director Thor Stephans has assembled an unbeatable array of talentor perhaps, I should say (from the viewers point of few) a very beatable array of talent indeed. He has also devised a plot that keeps the viewer entranced and more than serves as a link between the scorching sexual encounters. As the film opens, the camera pans over a deserted bedroom and comes to rest on an answering machine. A message informs Damon Wolf that his aunt has died and mentioned him in her will. This comes at a vital time for Damon and his lover Braeden Casey, as they are very hard up financially. We cut to these two lovers in the shower where they arewell, uhvery hard up. God, but they look beautiful together! Damon has a dark olive complexion, while Braeden is as pale as fresh milk. Both have musculature that only comes from intensive gym work. Braedens pecs are particularly incredible. (See for yourself on the DVD cover.) One could suckle them all day. But it is his dick that Damon drops to his knees to suckle.
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Release date: 3/25/2003
Reviewed on: 9/12/2003
Studio: Centaur
Starring: Brock Masters, Sage, Sean Storm, Matt Sizemore, Sean Paris, Brent Everett, Yanko, Chase Dryburgh, Tristan King, Troy Kroft, JD Thunder, Billie Di'Angilo, Tag Spencer, Cal Dexter
Review brief: In Navy Blues, director Chip Daniels has added another winner to his growing list of super-hot films. It opens with a group of seamen heading off for shore leave. Everyone except for Brent Everett who has been caught stealing vodka from the supply room. Brent is an adorable twink with a super cock, a gap between his teeth, and bee-stung lips that are just made for sucking dick. He is brought before Brock Masterswho has an even bigger dickto receive his punishment. Brent tries to keep from being sent to the brig. Now the script co-written by Sean Storm is pretty good, but hes certainly not going to win the Pulitzer for the old clichéd exchange of dialogue that follows. Ill do ANYTHING Brent pleads Anything? Brock says with overdone suggestiveness. How often has this trite exchange been the sloppy set-up for sex? The dialogue is much better with the next line: Then get those pouty lips around my cock. Which, of course Brent does. He also takes Brocks big boner up his butt as they go though positions 1-5 of the gay Kama Sutra.
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Release date: 8/31/2003
Reviewed on: 9/12/2003
Studio: All Worlds Video
Starring: Alex, Robert, Raul, Armando, Rico Suave, Diego Alvarez, Lance Armstrong, Ulizes, Carpelli, Carlo Cox, Diego Navi, Dario, Sabian, Ulizes Carpelli, Candy Francea
Directed by: Rafael
Review brief: Sins of the Father is as contemporary as todays headlines and one Hell (forgive me, Father) of a sexually charged experience. It is unquestionably one of the best films to ever come from All Worlds Studios. Diego Alvarez has been summoned to appear before the bishop to answer charges of sexual misconduct at the Latino parish where he was the priest. As the bishop chastises him, we see examples of delightful and uplifting sexual misconduct not only by Diego but also by several other priests. In our first flashback we find Diego in the confessional with a cute Latino who is worried about how often he masturbates and wonders if anything is wrong. Diego tells him he will have to check out his penis. The boy is big and uncut. Diego finds it quite a handful. Leaving his side of the confessional, he goes to join the youth where he can inspect this luscious appendage closer. Tasting it seems to be in order also, and Diegos oral nurturing brings it to full flower. In short order both are naked, and the boy kneels to give head to the padre.
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Release date: 6/23/2003
Reviewed on: 9/12/2003
Studio: SX Video
Review brief: Jackson Price fans will be disappointed in this one. Jackson appears in the first and third scenes. (There are only three scenes in this very, very short film.) In the first he is boffed by a balding barrel of man with a tiny dick. The film is so poorly photographed that we can hardly tell Jackson is being screwed bareback. In the third scene hes fucked by the same ogre. Although a couple of others do have a go at his ass that by now must resemble the Holland Tunnel, none of them enjoy screwing Jackson. He doesnt enjoy it either. Nor did I, nor will you. It is the second scene that somewhat redeems the film. Here two twinksa skinny white boy and a young Latinosuck cock before the cute slender youth fucks the daylights out of the Latino. The Latino has erection problems, but the other twink has one of those cocks that curves upward like a scimitar and stays rock hard forever. Ill watch this duo again. But for Jackson and his buddies it was a waste of my time, and for the performers it was a risk of unsafe sex for nothing.
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Release date: 9/10/2001
Reviewed on: 9/1/2003
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Baron Long, Adam Wolfe, Tully, Nick Stone, Andrew Blaze, Jerod Stevens, Johnny Justice
Directed by: Steve Jerome
Review brief: Twink lovers take note: the guys are attractive, sexually adept, and very convincing as high school students. Wrestling jock Nick Stone persuades brainy Jerod Stevens to write a paper for him and promises to model for him in return. Andrew Blaze overhears this and offers Jerod $250 to let him hide in the closet and film Nicks modeling. Andrew wants to blackmail Nick into losing the match against his friend Ron (Johnny Justice). With Andrew hidden away in the closet, Jerod types away at the computer as Nick works out. Nick warns Jerod about using big words. He [the teacher] will know its not mine if you use words like that. Jerod demands Nick finish his workout naked. Nick Stone is very handsome with a nice body and dick. Jerod is cute with an impish smile andas we shall seea big dick that seems even larger with the absence of much pubic hair. Nick offers his cock to Jerod who goes down on it, but it is Nick who really gives head. He lets Jerod fuck him, too.
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Release date: 7/10/2002
Reviewed on: 9/1/2003
Studio: BigDickFactory
Starring: Steve Pierce, Rusty Samuels, Lex Kyler, Sean Storm, Jerry Bravo, Baron Long, Skor Michaels, Jack Trade, Adam Wolfe, Tully, Andrew Blaze, Jerod Stevens, Alvin Eros, Marc Calles, Triton Rivers
Directed by: Toby Ross
Review brief: Although not identified as a compilation, it most definitely is! It's an assorted mish-mash from WHAT I DID FOR SEX, SEX WITHOUT RULES, and PRINCIPAL OF LUST. And its a tiresome [yawn] bore. The first excerpt entitled One Bad Apple is from WHAT I DID FOR SEX. Cute, skinny, bottle-blond Andrew Blaze doesnt have his homework and the class fantasizes about him being brought before them where his pants are lowered for a few swats with the test papers before the class erupts into a full-scale orgy. There are some cute guys and some nice dicks. But as with most orgies, the scene lacks focus. As soon as one gets interested in one pairing we are swept away to something else. It takes careful planning and a masterful director like Chi Chi to make a video orgy work. Neither of whom is involved here. It is a problem that is only compounded in the following scene: Control Freaks of Delta Phi from SEX WITHOUT RULES. Here our narrator, who sounds like the warden from COOL HAND LUKE, drawls on. There is no continuity. Just dissolves and cuts to other parts or times of the action.
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Release date: 4/16/2003
Reviewed on: 8/31/2003
Studio: Lucas Entertainment
Starring: Michael Lucas, David, Mario Ortiz, Antonio Vela, Marco Rochelle, Damion, Rick Gonzales, Danny Hunter, Carlos Aguirre, Polo McCabe, Jonny Kfir
Directed by: Michael Lucas
Review brief: Michael Lucas and his lover Carlos Aguirre cant sleep because a new tenant has moved into their apartment building and appears to be having non-stop sex. The sounds of which are keeping Michael awake. Michael who is director as well as performer is a very sexy guy with an awesome endowment who was born in Russia and after appearing with Falcon and other studios eventually established his own company that operates from NYC. His films generally consist of handsome ethnic types who are in their twenties, handsome, masculine, hung, and sexually adept. Although the occasional twink appears from time to time. Carlos is good example of the Lucas type: very handsome, Latino, andas we shall seeable take all that Michael has to offer. Carlos believes that if you cant lick em, join em so he begins making out with Michael to drown out the noise from the other apartment. He sucks that incredible cock as Michael takes a few sucks on Carlos toes. Finally, that heat-seeking Russian missile finds its target in Carlos ass.
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Release date: 3/26/2003
Reviewed on: 8/30/2003
Studio: SX Video
Review brief: An entire filmalthough only 52 minutes in lengthis devoted to this forbidden taste treat. An attractive blond twenty-something is hanging out in a locker room waiting for the big one, the average one, the old one, the hairy one, the shaved oneyou name it. This guy has a serious dick addiction. One by one, the men file in. One by one, he sucks their cocks and receives a mouthful of cum. With his gaping mouth waiting for this creamy substance, I was reminded of a baby bird waiting to be fed. Sometimes the handsome sucker will take his own cock out of the jockstrap and stroke it. Its a nice piece of meat, and I wonder than none of his clientele returns the favor. But this guy's here to blow, not to get blown. Sometimes, however, one of the suckees will hold out his hand to get a handful of the suckers cum, which the sucker then slurps up and licks the hand clean. Its finger lickin good. This greedy cutie not only gets quintuple his daily intake of pure protein, he even recycles it. The recipients of his oral stimulation are fairly attractive except for the old guy.
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Release date: 10/22/2002
Reviewed on: 8/30/2003
Studio: Cobra Video
Starring: Devon, Jonathan, Justin, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Austin, Tyler Faith
Review brief: Trying to finish this film is the reason I have not posted a review in a week. I was losing it every five minutes or so and had to wait to recover before continuing. Its just that hot! Mind you, it was a very happy and enjoyable week! Those of you who think Bel Ami is the ne plus ultra in featuring beautiful young guys having sex, obviously have not sampled the wares from Cobra Studios. These young Americans are just as beautiful as their Europeans counterparts, and the sex isif anythingabout twenty degrees hotter. Not only that, but these cuties do it BAREBACK! For this reason the film is distributed through Hot Desert Knights. We first meet Kaipo, a nineteen-year-old charmer from Hawaii. Our first glimpse is of his delectable buns as he drops the towel he is wearing and goes out onto a balcony overlooking the beach. He sits in a chair and jacks off. Kaipo has a ring of fire tattoo around his navel and a very nice seven-inch dick situated above succulent low-hanging balls.
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Release date: 5/20/2003
Reviewed on: 8/24/2003
Studio: Midnight
Starring: Paul Barresi, Scott Avery, Shawn Michaels, Jamie Wingo, Dan Parks, John Von Crouche, Kyle Carrington
Directed by: Richard Morgan
Review brief: This is a transfer to DVD from an earlier pre-condom video of twenty years ago that was probably a favorite of your Uncle Bruce that no one would talk about. Its the day when chunky-hunk Kyle Carrington from TOUGH COMPETITION is to start work at his fathers Mercedes-Benz auto shop. In separate bathrooms we watch Kyle and his dad, Paul Baressi, shower. Kyle had an incredible body that would have made him one of the Jet Set models if they had existed then. (Thats Kyle in the center of the threesome on the DVD cover.) Baressi was, even then, a mature bear. Since this is not a daddy film, but one that is geared to twink lovers, I wonder at his inclusion here. We cut back and forth from beauty to the beast as both soap up and masturbate. (Like father, like son.) The slow-mo ejaculations here, as in all the scenes, are a quirk of director Richard Morgan that I find irritating. After Kyle arrives at work, a sexy young mechanic, John Von Crouche (to Kyles right in the cover photo) shows him how to handle a specific toolhis.
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Release date: 7/13/2003
Reviewed on: 8/22/2003
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: There are so many Brazilian films on the market these days with attractive covers but containing poorly photographed mediocre sex that picking up one these films is sort of like buying a prick in a poke. This little number, however, did not disappoint. The film has two things going for it: beautiful vistas and beautiful young Brazilian pups. Our first twosome is a pale cutie and a bronze cutie who seem no older than 19. They run along the beach, frolic in the ocean, dash out of the ocean to roll in the sand and kiss like the famous scene in From Here to Eternity, dash back into the ocean to wash off the sand, and then head for drier ground to suck dick, eat ass, and fuck. Its a simple pattern of I suck you, you suck me, I eat your ass, you eat mine, I fuck you, you fuck me. But it works just fine. The next scene features two twinks who are even cuter climbing over rocks by a rushing stream. They strip down to their bathing trunks and its love on the rocks. Once again one of these youngsters has a luscious bronze skin; the other is pale.
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Release date: 8/20/2003
Reviewed on: 8/20/2003
Studio: Sarava Productions
Starring: Justin, Mike Conway, Tony Rangel, Filippo Romano, Christophe Blanc, Risi Michaelangelo
Directed by: Jorg Andreas
Review brief: Kristen Bjorn and his Sarava Productions are branching out a bit with this film from the European studio, Cazzo. Bjorn and Sarava traditionally present godlike men in imaginative sexual encounters with numerous cum shots. Cazzo men are rough, masculine, and just suck n fuck. They are more like the performers we find in Renegade than any other American studio, and not at all what one finds in Bjorn, Borbely, Kazan, Higgins, or Handsome. The film opens with a group of tourists arriving at an Italian airport where they are met by Christophe Blanc holding up a sign for Hotel Davide. Our gang piles into a minibus and as they drive to the hotel we get glimpses of Florence, the Duomo, the butt of the outdoor copy of Michelangelos David, etc. Arriving at the hotel some of the guests nap, others shower, Blanc sits on a sofa and masturbates. A cute young servant brings towels to a bathroom where a black man and his lover have been showering, and seeing the naked bodies beats a shy retreat. (He will become much bolder later on.
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