Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews (813 - page 22)
Release date: 5/29/2003
Reviewed on: 4/25/2004
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Review brief: Damon Dogg is a young surfboarder that likes to live dangerously. No its not that he rides his skateboard on the street or on rooftopswhen we are introduced. Damon loves cum, and hes made it his mission to sample the semen of studs throughout the U.S. Damon is not bad looking. In fact hes an average, sort of charming, young guy with a passion for tattoosand cum. He has nice lips (which go nicely with his hobby) and a thumbprint goatee. His two close buddies are Dhamiboo and Nathaniel. Dhamiboo has a goatee that resembles the one seen on photos of General Custer; he has shaved his head except for a Samurai pigtail; there is a piercing in the bridge of his nose and a ring in his septum; he has a slender very hairy body. Nathaniel has close-cropped bleached hair and is very thin. He has a nice dick. The first three films of Damons blowing though towns are combined on this DVD. The towns are: Portland, San Francisco, and San Diego (Hello, Sailor!). PORTLAND. Before the credits roll, a scruffybut not unattractive by any meansdude drops his load in Damons mouth.
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Release date: 4/29/2004
Reviewed on: 4/24/2004
Studio: Titan Media
Review brief: For the first 45 minutes or so, MANPLAY XTREME 2 looked like any regular MANPLAY. A group of manly studs ranging from twinks to bears to tattooed wonders suck and fuck in ideal casting for a prison fantasy. There are two younger inmates: hirsute Danny Vox and cute smooth Marc. Nate has a pierced cock and his balls are in a stretcher. Bo is a muscular hunk. Chris has enough tattoos to qualify for a circus. Then theres Steven, Andy, and Anthony. There is so much going on in this type of film where we witness a more or less continuous montage that I will only mentionwhat for mewere the memorable moments. Twelve minutes into the film Marc is fucked for about 30 seconds. Six minutes later hairy young Danny is placed in a sling and fucked. He cums 10 minutes later. When young Marc gets his sling time he shoots a high-flying arc as the cock plows into him. It is not until tattooed Chris is put in the sling that the surgical gloves go on and the fingers and hands make their way past an elastic sphincter.
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Release date: 8/24/2003
Reviewed on: 4/24/2004
Studio: D & E
Review brief: WARNING. This DVD may not play in your machine. The back is not the silver of a regular DVD, but the rosy red of a DVD-Rom. Make sure you can play these. Oddly enough it wouldnt play in one of my machines that was supposed to play DVD-Roms. The film consists of three scenes of couples that are supposedly brothers. I have no reason to suspect they are not. We have Ryan age 19 and A. J. age 23 from Indiana; Mauricio 21 age and Luis age 18Cubans in Florida; and Jimmy age 21 and Jonathan age 19 from Louisiana. Ryan and A. J. do not kiss. They do suck some cockbadly, and they fuck without enthusiasm. I dont feel they have ever done this before. The two Cubans are attractive and they do kiss. I can believe these two may actually have done this together before. So far I watched this with almost complete disinterest, but then came the final scene with the Hughs brothers (the pair on the cover). This pairing actually had a beginning. Jimmy watches his younger brother jacking off and goes to give him a handand a mouth. Finally, I have a boner! They suck dick and each cums.
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Release date: 12/10/2003
Reviewed on: 4/17/2004
Studio: Lucas Entertainment
Starring: Michael Lucas, Alec Martinez, Chad Hunt, Jack Ryan, Richard Black, Marco Rochelle
Review brief: I like Michael Lucass films. He takes them seriously. He invests them with a plot, casts a variety of desirable types, and directs them to have believableand sometimes raunchysex. They are 100 guaranteed to raise even the limpest viewer. VENGEANCE 2 is not really a sequel to VENGEANCE 1 but it does still feature Michael as the head of the Russian mafia in NYC. In this film Michael enlists the aid of another gang boss, Marco Rochelle, to help nab David Woods (played by Andrew Addams) who has threatened Lucas. Marco agrees if Michael will help him find his lost boyfriend. Favor for favor, in other words. Having reached this agreement with Marco, Michael goes to bed with his boy toy of the moment, the very cute Erik Kapena. Erik slurps and sucks on Michaels enormous pizzle and his feet. Michael sticks the handle of a riding crop and his fleshy pylon in Eriks ass. As he fucks Erik with the boys ass high in the air, Erik cums in his own face.
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Release date: 2/28/2004
Reviewed on: 4/10/2004
Studio: Blue Pictures
Review brief: The young (ages 18-20) twinks in this film are very cute. Many have shaven pubes and are uncut. They enjoy the sex and go at it vigorously sans condoms. The first pairing is of a young Latino (seen seated on the cover) and a very young-looking twink with a pageboy haircut. The young skinny and sexy Latino has a patch of hair between his pecs and no hair at all over his dick. The pageboy also has a shaved crotch. Their scene sets the unvaried pattern of all of the scenes. They suck dick and then fuck. In this episode the Latino fucks the pageboy. Afterwards each cums on the face of the other. The guy with the face full of cum then sucks the remaining cum off the spent dick. This is the weakest scenenot because of the performersbecause the camera is not properly positioned to best capture the action. The camerawork is better in the remaining scenes. In scene two we have two more cuties sucking and fucking. This time they flip-flop.
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Release date: 3/19/2004
Reviewed on: 4/8/2004
Studio: Arena
Starring: Alan Dias
Review brief: This is a kinder gentler version of the Fallen Angel motif. A scruffy but sexy Brazilian is at his computer looking at a nude picture of Alan Dias (the cover model with the wings and metal codpiece). The pic gets him horny so he makes out with a hairy young friend. He sucks his friends dick and thenin a scene lasting nearly 30 minutesis fucked in every position known to man. (It surprised me that that sexy scruffy guy was cut. Nice dick, though.) In Scene Two we find three dancers in a deserted club, practicing their routines. A slim attractive young janitor is sweeping up. Two of the dancers are wearing bathing suits; the best-built one in the center is wearing a mask and a metal codpiece like the cover guy. (Is it he? I dont know.) When rehearsal is over the janitor picks up the mask and imagines he is getting it on with the hunk that was wearing it. The two other dancers are there too, making out with one another. The handsome janitor sucks the hunk's cock and gets fucked.
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Release date: 3/10/2004
Reviewed on: 4/4/2004
Studio: Arena
Review brief: Overly mature guys with bald heads, hairy chests, big bellies and tiny dicks that are mostly limp poorly photographed having mediocreoften comicalsex sums this one up. Kurt Logan, who wants to appear in porn, arrives to tryout for JYD. Kurt is the smallest bear here, which means he weighs in around 260. JYD who is h-u-g-e with a gray mustache and goatee goes about snapping pix while his fluffer, Brock Kulman, gives Kurt a helping hand and mouth. Eventually JYD will join them. Dicks stay limp for the most part (JYD being the exception.) At one point Brock tries to sit on Kurts cock that is fairly hard with the help of a cock ring, but he only succeeds in squashing it. It never gets in the hole and the bit becomes unintentionally funny. They give up trying and Kurt, after some frantic flogging, eventually cums and goes. There is a second scene in a toilet with Brock and Vossi Bear. Vossi is wearing a leather harness.
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Release date: 2/21/2004
Reviewed on: 4/4/2004
Studio: Arena
Starring: Enrico Vega, Tyson Cane, Joey Green & The Jury, Sergio Anthony, Manny Ortiz
Review brief: Two well-known performers Tyson Cane and Enrico Vega have teamed up to form a new studio called TysonVega- Videos. Both have appeared in videos from Falcon and Michel Lucas among others. Andlike Lucasthey are located in Manhattan as the title of their first film informs us: MANHATTAN FANTASIES. The two performers have joined forces to produce videos celebrating NYCs ethnic diversity. The first scene features two Afro-Americans James Waters and Joseph Sprint, the latter possibly having some Latino heritage. Joseph is waiting for James. A bucket of champagne is coolingor rather warmingas James is obviously late. All is forgiven when James finally arrives. They suck dick and Joseph fucks the tardy James. James deposits his cum in a champagne glass and pretends to drink it. Joseph pretends to cum. It was an inauspicious beginning and I was beginning to fear the worst, but luckily things picked up considerably in the next scene. Ishea King, a handsome nicely built Afro-American, meets a sexy Latino, Manny Ortiz, in a basement.
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Release date: 11/23/2003
Reviewed on: 4/4/2004
Studio: Tipo Sesso
Starring: Diego, Ethan Stevens
Review brief: Theyre young. Theyre hung. Theyre cute. Theyre American. And they do it bareback. Raw Adventures 1: Barebones has seven scenes and is divided into two parts: Moving Day & The Desert. In the first scene with the movers a young boss orders a cat in a hat to stay behind and give him a blowjob. Instead the cat gets the boss to go down on him. The bosss pierced tongue drives him wild and he agrees to give the boss some head before fucking him sans condom. Another bareback fuck is about to take place in the kitchen. A young worker with a short goatee, a pierced lip, a pierced navel, and no pubic hair sits up on a counter where he is rimmed, finger-fucked and then dick-fucked by a cute uncut stud muffin. (No one sucks dick in this scene.) The shaved twink shoots a fantastic load while sitting on his buddys dick. The buddy drops his load on the shaver. The young stud muffin from the previous scene now gets it on with another cute guy. This time he sucks cock. Then, as they lie on the floor, he rims ass while the new guy sucks his cock in what one might call a 69 ½.
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Release date: 3/16/2004
Reviewed on: 3/31/2004
Studio: South American Pictures
Review brief: The film has an unusual opening. The first two performers are seen on what appears to be a stage. They are clad only in towels. Lights swirl over them. The drop the towels and briefly suck one anothers cocks. They appear to leave the stage and walk into a room fully clothed, where they proceed to get their clothes off and get it on. One is a real Adonis with blond highlights in wavy hair. The other is dark haired and somewhat hairy. The Adonis has nice body tone. The other does not, but is still sexy. They suck. The positioning of the light for the scene being misplaced causes boths cocksucking to be in shadows made by the backs of their heads. Properly lit this would be a hot scene. As it is we just see heads bobbing up and down into a dark pool. Finally when we do get a clear shot of a cock going into a mouth the dark haired sucker quickly obscures it by raising up his arm. The dark haired sucker then sits on the pretty ones dick on which has appeared the magic condom. (You know the magic condom.
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Release date: 12/18/2003
Reviewed on: 3/31/2004
Studio: ManSize (Private Man)
Starring: Angelo, Ivan, Vilem Cage, Christophe, Ricardo Benny, Lucas Foz, Ricky Blanc, Christiano, Vincent Daimler, Nando
Review brief: Lucas Foz who has appeared in films from Studio 2000 has not only come up with the idea for this film but has served as its casting director, film director, and star. He excels in all capacities. The film opens with Lucas in the shower. When he shaves, he deliberately nicks his right eyebrow. Then its off to the Sportsplex. Arriving there, he finds a hunky bare-chested blond pumping the soccer ball. Lucas goes to hold the ball. His hand slides up the leg of the studs shorts in search of other balls. The next thing we know the blond is slurping on Lucas cock. They kiss. (They kiss a lot in this scene.) Lucas begins fondling the hunks ass. The buns are hairless; there is no hair at all around the hole, but there is soon a dick in it. Lucas does what few more experienced directors fail to do. He shows us the initial entry! (Bravo, Lucas!) After a time the muscular blond sits down on Lucas cock. It is one of the best lap-fucks I have seen! Lucas stands and with his dick still embedded in the blonds ass turns him around and positions him on his back for a missionary fuck.
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Release date: 3/25/2004
Reviewed on: 3/24/2004
Studio: Titan Media
Review brief: SERVICE TRADE from Titan Studios appears in two versions: a one-disk version sold everywhere and a two-disk Directors Extended Edit sold only on their web site and at TLA. The first disk is the same in both versions and contains the film. The second disk has an added scene that was not used in the film, extensions of two other scenes, and a watersport sequence omitted from the second scene in addition to other must-haves. THE FILM. The film has three positively scorching scenes and one disappointing one. But the three scorchers are more than enough to make this one to get. As the film opens we see Jace Hunter, a mature stud with white hair who looks very much the head of an international business, talking on the phone in German. We cut to Titans favorite superstar (Ben Jakks) who has just arrived from London, calling Jace on a cell phone as the bellhop (Joe Foster) takes his bags from the car. Benif you dont know him from his many appearances for Titanis quite a hunk. Of mixed African and English heritage, Ben is built like the proverbial brick shithouse.
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Release date: 4/29/2004
Reviewed on: 3/24/2004
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Justin, Aaron, Nate, Abram Rodriguez, Marc Sterling, Enrique, Dason Ripley, Ricky Flores
Review brief: 13 is definitely not an unlucky number for Titan. For their Manplay series 13 is a very lucky number indeed, and isin my opinionthe best of the series thus far. The eight performers are younger than the usual participants in these films (with one exception) but they sure know how to have great sex. They are young, hung, and hotter than a city sidewalk in midsummer. The set consists of a series of risers and slabs covered in blue material, a rearrangement with additions to the set for ManPlay 12. The naked cast is assembled side by side as the film begins and its time to reach out and touch someone. The cast consists of: Justin an adoptable blond youngster with a big dick. He looks familiar and I think Ive seen him in something before but it could be that he just reminds me of Neil Patrick Harris. Abram has a short beard and goatee and tattooed armbands. Marc has a goatee and a cock that would look large on a small horse.
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Release date: 3/23/2004
Reviewed on: 3/20/2004
Studio: Arena
Starring: Marlon Dias, Fabricio, Marcelo Lagoas, Vitor Hugo, Aquila, Fabio Alves, Fabio Conceicao, Tadeu Farias
Directed by: Leo Botelho
Review brief: South American Pictures have added a bit of fun to their films with their beastmen. First it was Animal Instincts; now its The Beast Within. In the first film men turned into tigers. Here there is a horned hunk that prowls about and is either fucked or fucks those he encounters. It is a friendly beast. The film opens on a spectacular scene. Four incredible hunks are frolicking in a stream. The scenery and the hunks make for a beautiful opening. It would have been even more spectacular if the men had not been wearing bathing suits. As they are splashing about, we see the beastman rummaging though their belongings. The guys get out of the river and go their ways. Onewho has spotted the beastgoes in pursuit. There is a wary encounter before the beast devours the young mans cockand a big one it is. The beast has a headdress with a pair of rams horns and a posing shell covers his dick. We see when the shell is removed that the beast is not overly hung. The beast bends over and the guy with the big dick fucks him with one of those magically appearing condoms. The beast never gets hard.
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Release date: 7/15/2003
Reviewed on: 3/20/2004
Studio: Triumvirate
Review brief: Max Lincolns DREAM BOY for Eurocreme in association with Triumvirate Productions is one of the hottest things to come out of Britain. Its influence however is the French master Cadinot and not U.S. porn. Like Cadinots films it features a bevy of sexy twinks in numerous sex scenes none of which lasts longer than ten minutes. Its weakness is in the cinematography as it relies too much on close-ups and angles that do not show the action. My main gripe is that the film was obviously made in widescreen but has been copied in full-screen mode so that the action is not properly centered and cast names in the credits cannot be correctly read. But this was the stupid tampering of the U.S distributors and not Mr. Lincolns. The film stars Ryan Morgan a cute, skinny, twink with a big uncut dick and Ben Slater, a young twenty-four year old, with an even bigger uncut dick. Ryan is telling his roommatewho is one sexy guyabout his summer. We jump back to _0 months ago (I assume 10, but with the cropping of the film mentioned above I can only guess).
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Release date: 8/31/2003
Reviewed on: 3/16/2004
Studio: PatAndSam
Starring: Jason, Peter, Lance, Austin, Joshua, Lenny, Cade
Directed by: Pat, Sam
Review brief: STUD WOOD 2except for the threesome finale with Joshua, Cade, and Jasonis rather conventional PatandSam. Oddly enough the first two scenes appear to be from earlier films that those in STUD WOOD 1. In the first scene we find Lenny and the ubiquitous Austin. Austin is in his early cocksucking phase here. The scene starts on that sofa that by now must be stiff with cum and moves into the bedroom where Austin will fuck Lenny. Scene two is with Peter andguess who? Yes, the ever-present Austin. Peter is in his cute mode here. Although there is a ghastly tattoo on his belly, his chest is free of them at this point and his pubic hair is intact. It too begins on the sofa and moves to the bedroom where they 69 and beat off. Lance is featured along with Jason in Scene three. Both belong to the Baseball Cap Brigade. The director wants to know how big Lances Lance is and gets a tape measure. (Its 8 ¼ inches) Hes kind of boorish. Jason is cute. They just jack off. The final scene is the one that makes this one worthwhile.
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Release date: 8/31/2003
Reviewed on: 3/15/2004
Studio: PatAndSam
Starring: Peter, Carlos, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Cade Devilin, Joshua Berlin, Cody Alexander
Directed by: Pat, Sam
Review brief: STUD WOOD 1 is the best thing to come from PatandSam. This is because it features an adorable young twink called Joshua who is all of 18. He has a winning grin, a boyish ebullient personality, and he just loves sex. He is in three of the film's four scenes. The first scene features Cade & Austin. Cade is a punkish pixyish twink. His chest is smooth and his ass is hairless, too. He is paired with Austin, a P&S regular. In what appear to be early films, Austin sucks dick. In those which appear to be later, he remains strictly trade. Although he is fairly attractive, he has all the personality of a radish. For example when Cade presents his irresistible ass, does Austin eat it? No. He does lube it up and give Cade the finger, but thats not the same thing. Its as though Austin is now trying to play it straight. Of course, Austin does fuck Cade. As is the pattern in these films they sit side by side on the sofa to jerk off. Cade cums first and does it spurt. Austin cums on Cades face. Joshua makes his entrance in scene 2. Hes looking rather punky.
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Release date: 8/1/2003
Reviewed on: 3/11/2004
Studio: CitiBoyz
Review brief: If you are a fan of BigBikFactory or just like guys who are very, very young and have big dicks; then this ones for you. Back home in Chicago a young Latino skateboarder as cute as a pups ear is recalling his summer in Key West. Its a sort of Who I Did On My Summer Vacation. There in the warm sun Mikey encounters Derek Rai and Cameron Daniels who initiate the virgin into the joys of gay sex. Derek is part oriental. He is very skinny and has a huge cock that curves upward when hardwhich is all the time. Mikey leans over to suck it. It should be noted here that Mikey is uncut and also has a man-sized dick. Cameron is a sweet blond. His lower lip is pierced. Even though these pups are only 18-19 they are already into tattoos and body piercing: ears, navels, and tongues. After Derek sucks Mikeys uncut brownie, Mikey pigs out on both dicks and then takes Dereks big one where the sun dont shineeven in Key West. The second scene Mikey tells us about features cute Cameron and his new roommate, Daxter. At 20 Daxter is the old man in these proceedings. He also has the biggest dick.
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Release date: 11/20/2003
Reviewed on: 3/11/2004
Studio: Red Devil Entertainment
Starring: Steve Cannon, Giovanni, Troy
Review brief: That I am not a fan of solo films can be seen in the fact that in all of the 270 films I have reviewed for this site none has been a professional solo film. Until now, that is. So why now? I have been very impressed with all three of Red Devils feature films and wanted to see what this one was like. Also because it was the film debut of Jason Ridge, the extraordinary star in each of Red Devils three features. The first soloist is a familiar one: Steve Cannon. Steve has starred in over thirty films, most memorably as the Fallen Angel in the first two films from that series. He startsas do all the othersfully clothed. Slowly he strips to reveal that profusion of tattoos that cover his chest and arms. Even naked Steve still looks as though he has a shirt on. Hes really a walking art gallery. One can read Heart over one pectoral and Ache over the other. Sinner is tattooed across the small of his back. There are large rings in both nipples.
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Release date: 1/14/2004
Reviewed on: 3/9/2004
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Jon Galt, Rick Pantera, Joe Foster, Danny Vox, Alex Leon, Dante Foxx
Review brief: SERVICE TRADE from Titan Studios has three positively scorching scenes and one dud. But the three scorchers are more than enough to make this one to get. As the film opens we see Jace Hunter, a mature stud with white hair who looks very much the head of an international business, talking on the phone in German. We cut to Titans favorite superstar (Ben Jakks) who has just arrived from London, calling Jace on a cell phone as the bellhop (Joe Foster) takes his bags from the car. Benif you dont know him from his many appearances for Titanis quite a hunk. Of mixed African and English heritage, Ben is built like the proverbial brick shithouse. Not only is he quite handsome, but he also looks sharp and intelligent. He is indeed the stuff of which porn superstars are made. Having taken the bags to the room, Joe has removed a pair of Bens briefs from the suitcase and is getting a hard-on sniffing them. Ben is not the least disturbed in finding him doing this, and decides to give him the real thing. So begins the sensational first scene. Joe is a perfect counterpart for Ben.
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Release date: 1/13/2004
Reviewed on: 3/8/2004
Studio: Arena
Review brief: This film opens with a scene I first saw as a bonus scene in Animal Instincts. In it we find a handsome stud calling a hustler on the phone. When the hustlera beautiful thing with a swimmers buildarrives, the john lowers the hustlers pants and swallows the hirelings bountiful rod. The handsome client then bends over the coffee table to get fucked. After a time, he moves to a larger table. Finally, he crawls up onto the table and lies in a fetal position where the hustler follows to ride him sidesaddle. They finish up back on the sofa where the hustler continues to plow into him. The hustler is the first to cum, but waits for his client to cum, too. The hunk writes out a check for the hustler. Both guys certainly got their moneys worth. So, did I. I just couldnt figure out why such a handsome guy would need to pay for sex. In the second scene, a scruffy man in his thirties (hes the oldest guy in the film) is at his bathroom sink when his young slender lover comes in. The lover has a really big uncut cock and the older guy gladly falls to his knees for morning worship.
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Release date: 1/14/2004
Reviewed on: 3/6/2004
Studio: Big Blue Productions
Starring: Jason Hawke, Tony Valentino, Ben Campezi, Jake Gianelli, Jim Slade
Directed by: Blue Blake
Review brief: The credits announce The BOUNCER as a Blue Blake film. This is indeed accurate, as Blake makes films not just porn. Instilling his productions with a strong plot makes Blake a man after my own hard. His star in this one is Jake Gianelli, a muscular hunk who could win the Mr. Olympia competition. Wow, but this man is built. Jake s character is a bouncer by trade, but makes most of his income selling illegal steroids to weightlifters and other athletes. (It is a plot right out of todays headlines.) Also in the cast are Jim Slade, Jason Hawke, Ben Campezi, and Tony Valentino who are becoming Big Blue regulars. New to me are Viktor Perseo and Tony Cage, a great-looking muscle hunk who is called Luke Cage in the Behind the Scenes section. Blues brother Gage has a cameo appearance. Blue himself appears in a non-sex role. As the film opens Jake is asleep beside a female who is stroking the bulge in his undies and reaching inside them. The phone rings but Jake feigns sleep. It is the dames cue to leave and she does.
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Release date: 3/9/2004
Reviewed on: 3/6/2004
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: David, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Mario Cruz, Jake Hansen, Anthony Moreno, Korey, Nick Costes
Review brief: As with all of the Manplay series I have viewed, before one gets to the film the opening is screwed up. One waits for at least a minute before the action begins and I can never access the menu. As I say, this happens with all the recent Manplay films. And its not my machine because it does the same thing in all five of mine! Get with it Titan and fix this!!! Get a new Intro that works! That said, lets talk about the film. If there is anyone who doesnt know the Manplay series from Titan, they feature mostly butch performers in what appears to be a sexual free for all. Yet there is obviously direction given so that the camera can be at the right place at the right time. Still the success of the films depend on the skill of the performers. I am happy to report that the seven studs in Manplay 12 are skilled indeed. These are the guys: Anthony is big mature guy with a mustache and bleached blond goatee. He has a hairy chest and a nipple ring. His dick is big and uncut. Korey has a nice body and loves tattoos. There is a tattoo of a slave collar around his neck.
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Release date: 4/2/2003
Reviewed on: 2/29/2004
Studio: Asian Guys
Starring: Lex Kyler, Sam Carson
Review brief: If you are under the delusion that Orientals have small cocks, this DVD will change your mind once and for all. The setting is a Thai restaurant. I see a waiter bring a glass of water but nothing else, There is, however, plenty of meat consumed here. We see a handsome youth enter the restaurant. He is taken to a table. When the waiter returns with a glass of water he is wearing only an apron and white semi-transparent bikini briefs. The waiter is small and skinny but what we see in outline in those briefs is enormous. The youthful customer is quite taken with it and soon has it out of its confinement. My, God but thats a big dick! The waiter probably only weighs 115 tops, 25 pounds of which is that dick. The cute young customer can only take part of it in his mouth. It is at this point that another customer enters. The newcomer is in his teens. Very young and baby-faced. He watches from the next table.
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Release date: 1/21/2004
Reviewed on: 2/29/2004
Studio: PatAndSam
Starring: Kyle, Jamie, Joel, Louis, Preston, Cody Alexander, C.J. [II] (ambiguous male)
Directed by: Pat, Sam
Review brief: I am so dumb at times. In reviewing Pat and Sams BOULDER BOYS and wondering about the title, it only vaguely occurred to me that it might refer to Boulder, Colorado. I thought of it, of course, but then said to myself, Nah, there are no gay porn studios in Colorado. But when they were interviewing the first model in this film and they mentioned Denver, I went, uh oh. Now it certainly doesnt surprise me that are great guys in Colorado. We all know there are great guys everywhere. I just didnt think there would be filming at that altitude. But they are. UP TO NO GOOD is for the most part a series of solos, with the exception of the final scene where three hunks get very interested and familiar with one anothers erect appendages. The first solo is Kyles. Kyle is what is known as beefcake. His dick is average, but his body is not. There is also some body hair. C J is next. Younger & slimmer than Kyle, he has a smooth body and a cockwell, I cant be too sure as he has an interesting jacking technique that uses both hands and so totally obscures his cock.
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