Joe Shaver's Movie Reviews (813 - page 21)
Ski Trip (Tribal Pulse)
Release date: 6/14/2004
Reviewed on: 7/2/2004
Studio: Tribal Pulse
Review brief: You wont find a younger, sweeter group of performers anywhere. Theyre cuter than a basketful of puppies. If they were any younger this film wouldnt be legal, and yet they are certainly not inexperienced when it comes to sex. And, as our narrator Adam Kubrick tells us, there is more sex than skiing on this ski trip. (Adam Kubrick and Brock Wilder are the two beauties pictured on the cover.) The film opens with Adam waking up. He rubs the sleep from his eyes, and heads to the bathroom preceded by his morning erection. When we next see him, he is coming downstairs where Aston Martin (how do you like that nom de porn?) is fixing breakfast. Aston is wearing only a pair of shorts. Hes slender and has curly dark hair. Adam helps Aston out by setting the table. Aston comes onto him. They kiss, and Aston is soon sucking on Adams dick. Aston lies back onto the breakfast table where Adam gives some suck to Astons uncut member before fingering his ass. Adams dick soon replaces the finger. I loved it when Adam started kissing Astons feet as he was fucking him.
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Release date: 6/14/2004
Reviewed on: 7/2/2004
Studio: Tribal Pulse
Review brief: You wont find a younger, sweeter group of performers anywhere. Theyre cuter than a basketful of puppies. If they were any younger this film wouldnt be legal, and yet they are certainly not inexperienced when it comes to sex. And, as our narrator Adam Kubrick tells us, there is more sex than skiing on this ski trip. (Adam Kubrick and Brock Wilder are the two beauties pictured on the cover.) The film opens with Adam waking up. He rubs the sleep from his eyes, and heads to the bathroom preceded by his morning erection. When we next see him, he is coming downstairs where Aston Martin (how do you like that nom de porn?) is fixing breakfast. Aston is wearing only a pair of shorts. Hes slender and has curly dark hair. Adam helps Aston out by setting the table. Aston comes onto him. They kiss, and Aston is soon sucking on Adams dick. Aston lies back onto the breakfast table where Adam gives some suck to Astons uncut member before fingering his ass. Adams dick soon replaces the finger. I loved it when Adam started kissing Astons feet as he was fucking him.
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Matrixxx, The
Release date: 4/21/2004
Reviewed on: 6/29/2004
Studio: Big Blue Productions
Starring: Flex-Deon Blake, Jeremy Jordan, Tony Valentino, Trey Rexx, Jim Slade, Dan Packin, Jay Poison, Staphan Milo, Tony CAge
Review brief: Burroughs (Burrows?) played by Jim Slade wants to win The Matrix, a bodybuilding championship. Knowing that Anthony (Tony Cage) is a fagto use Slades offensive wordJim decides to offer up his hole in order to get last years winner out of the competition. A gym provides the setting and, after a workout, Jim goes down on Tonys cock. Tony is quite a handsome hunk. Except for his head there is not a hair to be found anywhere on his magnificent body. His stiff dick sticks out from a bare crotch; his anus winks at us from a smooth crack. Jim gives both an oral workout. Tony does the same for Jim and then fucks him. Although he is quite buff, Jim doesnt have the looks or personality to turn me on; but he is quite a willing performeras we shall see. Tony shoots a great load on Jims face, after which Jim sucks the scummy cock. (He spits the cum out though. Shame on you, Jim!) Jims own loadif you can call it thatis about 1/8th of a teaspoon. Jim tells us this plan to get Tony to withdraw from the contest failed. So, its back to the drawing board for removing Tony.
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Release date: 4/21/2004
Reviewed on: 6/29/2004
Studio: Big Blue Productions
Starring: Flex-Deon Blake, Jeremy Jordan, Tony Valentino, Trey Rexx, Jim Slade, Dan Packin, Jay Poison, Staphan Milo, Tony CAge
Review brief: Burroughs (Burrows?) played by Jim Slade wants to win The Matrix, a bodybuilding championship. Knowing that Anthony (Tony Cage) is a fagto use Slades offensive wordJim decides to offer up his hole in order to get last years winner out of the competition. A gym provides the setting and, after a workout, Jim goes down on Tonys cock. Tony is quite a handsome hunk. Except for his head there is not a hair to be found anywhere on his magnificent body. His stiff dick sticks out from a bare crotch; his anus winks at us from a smooth crack. Jim gives both an oral workout. Tony does the same for Jim and then fucks him. Although he is quite buff, Jim doesnt have the looks or personality to turn me on; but he is quite a willing performeras we shall see. Tony shoots a great load on Jims face, after which Jim sucks the scummy cock. (He spits the cum out though. Shame on you, Jim!) Jims own loadif you can call it thatis about 1/8th of a teaspoon. Jim tells us this plan to get Tony to withdraw from the contest failed. So, its back to the drawing board for removing Tony.
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Manplay 14
Release date: 6/3/2004
Reviewed on: 6/28/2004
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Brandon Baker, Abram Rodriguez, Adam Blake, Christian, Nick Costes, Dax Savage, Michael Knight [II] (gay)
Review brief: Although they may have begun as casting tapes of sorts, the ManPlay series has become a successful addition to Titans feature films. The quality of each film depends on the caliber of the performers featured therein. So, Im happy to report that the studs in this one are hot, horny, and totally without inhibition. Frequently there are one or two performers that do nothing for me. But there are no balding oldies or fat-bellied grizzled bears in this one. There are bears to be sure, but these are yummy bears: young and slender. The studs in ManPlay 14 are all in there twenties or early thirties at most. All are Grade A beef. They include: Abram the youngest with a narrow beard. Dax a slender bear with some interesting tattoos Nick sexy, scruffy with a pierced tongue and navel & very hairy torso Michael looks the oldest, heavy five oclock shadow Adam blond, smooth torso, large uncut cock Brandon shorthaired blond with scruffy beard Christian handsome, rugged, a potential Titan man Describing the action in one of these orgiastic endeavors is a hopeless task.
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Release date: 6/3/2004
Reviewed on: 6/28/2004
Studio: Titan Media
Starring: Brandon Baker, Abram Rodriguez, Adam Blake, Christian, Nick Costes, Dax Savage, Michael Knight [II] (gay)
Review brief: Although they may have begun as casting tapes of sorts, the ManPlay series has become a successful addition to Titans feature films. The quality of each film depends on the caliber of the performers featured therein. So, Im happy to report that the studs in this one are hot, horny, and totally without inhibition. Frequently there are one or two performers that do nothing for me. But there are no balding oldies or fat-bellied grizzled bears in this one. There are bears to be sure, but these are yummy bears: young and slender. The studs in ManPlay 14 are all in there twenties or early thirties at most. All are Grade A beef. They include: Abram the youngest with a narrow beard. Dax a slender bear with some interesting tattoos Nick sexy, scruffy with a pierced tongue and navel & very hairy torso Michael looks the oldest, heavy five oclock shadow Adam blond, smooth torso, large uncut cock Brandon shorthaired blond with scruffy beard Christian handsome, rugged, a potential Titan man Describing the action in one of these orgiastic endeavors is a hopeless task.
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Ryker's Money Shot
Release date: 6/16/2004
Reviewed on: 6/27/2004
Studio: Arena
Starring: Ben Damon, Ken Ryker, Chip Noll, Brad Benton, Jason Hawke, Alex Leon, Bobby Brennan
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Ken Ryker is a giant of a man. He resembles that football player we all lusted over. Hes probably straight, but he will suck a dick (briefly) and, like former porn star Rick Donovan, his dick is so big that when it gets hard its really never stiff. (No one has that much blood in them.) Still, with his handsome face, muscular lightly haired torso, and enormous cock Ken is a force to be reckoned with. He began his career as a Falcon exclusive. At one point someone had him shave that massive chest and the result wasin my opiniona bad career move. Thankfully, the hair is back and so is Ken. Hes freelancing now and has appeared in such films as The Matinee Idol, Rykers Web, Rykers Revenge, and now Rykers Money Shot. The film opens with Brad Benton meeting Ken in a bar and telling him of how he picked up a hustler who done him wrong. Brad is one of my favorite performers who is just now emerging from his twink phase. The hustler is Ben Damon. Both know how to suck a dick and Brad rims a mean ass.
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Release date: 6/16/2004
Reviewed on: 6/27/2004
Studio: Arena
Starring: Ben Damon, Ken Ryker, Chip Noll, Brad Benton, Jason Hawke, Alex Leon, Bobby Brennan
Directed by: Michael Zen
Review brief: Ken Ryker is a giant of a man. He resembles that football player we all lusted over. Hes probably straight, but he will suck a dick (briefly) and, like former porn star Rick Donovan, his dick is so big that when it gets hard its really never stiff. (No one has that much blood in them.) Still, with his handsome face, muscular lightly haired torso, and enormous cock Ken is a force to be reckoned with. He began his career as a Falcon exclusive. At one point someone had him shave that massive chest and the result wasin my opiniona bad career move. Thankfully, the hair is back and so is Ken. Hes freelancing now and has appeared in such films as The Matinee Idol, Rykers Web, Rykers Revenge, and now Rykers Money Shot. The film opens with Brad Benton meeting Ken in a bar and telling him of how he picked up a hustler who done him wrong. Brad is one of my favorite performers who is just now emerging from his twink phase. The hustler is Ben Damon. Both know how to suck a dick and Brad rims a mean ass.
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Thrust Master, The
Release date: 4/9/2004
Reviewed on: 6/26/2004
Studio: South American Pictures
Review brief: This is one of the better films from this studio and director. The men are attractivein some cases downright decidedly desirableand the sex is often energetic with the performers appearing to enjoy themselves. On the cover we see Guilherme and his dog. Guilherme is a standard performer in these films although he is apparently straight and merely permits his dick to be sucked and then fucks the sucker. As the film opens we find G and his dog on the sofa. A man dressed entirely in white enters. Is he the vet, just a friend, or the local representative of Kentucky fried chicken? Anyway, he starts stroking the dog and then moves on to stroke Guilhermes dick. He sucks it, too. Both strip naked and the sucking continues until the vet sits on Gs dick. After a time they get down on the floor for him to get fucked doggy style. (The dog has long since departed, which just goes to show the difference between a man and a dog.) Its a rather vigorous fuck that segues into sidesaddle and then returns to the vet sitting on it again. The vet then sits on the sofa to jack off.
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Release date: 4/9/2004
Reviewed on: 6/26/2004
Studio: South American Pictures
Review brief: This is one of the better films from this studio and director. The men are attractivein some cases downright decidedly desirableand the sex is often energetic with the performers appearing to enjoy themselves. On the cover we see Guilherme and his dog. Guilherme is a standard performer in these films although he is apparently straight and merely permits his dick to be sucked and then fucks the sucker. As the film opens we find G and his dog on the sofa. A man dressed entirely in white enters. Is he the vet, just a friend, or the local representative of Kentucky fried chicken? Anyway, he starts stroking the dog and then moves on to stroke Guilhermes dick. He sucks it, too. Both strip naked and the sucking continues until the vet sits on Gs dick. After a time they get down on the floor for him to get fucked doggy style. (The dog has long since departed, which just goes to show the difference between a man and a dog.) Its a rather vigorous fuck that segues into sidesaddle and then returns to the vet sitting on it again. The vet then sits on the sofa to jack off.
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Young Hot Bareback
Release date: 1/29/2004
Reviewed on: 6/26/2004
Studio: SX Video
Review brief: If you want proof that doing it bareback does not automatically make for a hot film (as some producers seem to think it does) then take a look at this turkey. But my advice is not to. True there is some fair cocksucking going on, but the fucking is downright boring. If we join a fuck in progress and only see the last two inches of a dick going in and out of an asshole thenHellthey might as well be using condoms! Only in the last scene do we see an uncondomed cock entering a hole and its in a scene with the two least attractive persons in the filmone of whom is definitely not young and the other is definitely not hot. The only known performer is young Danny Chance. Danny should be ashamed of himself for three reasons: (1) for taking part in such an unsafe sex practice (2) for giving a performance that is far below his usual standard (3) for appearing in such a inept film Oh, well, I guess we all have to pay the rent. If you want to see how bareback sex with twinks should be done with and filmed then take a gander at some of the S.E.V.P.
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Release date: 1/29/2004
Reviewed on: 6/26/2004
Studio: SX Video
Review brief: If you want proof that doing it bareback does not automatically make for a hot film (as some producers seem to think it does) then take a look at this turkey. But my advice is not to. True there is some fair cocksucking going on, but the fucking is downright boring. If we join a fuck in progress and only see the last two inches of a dick going in and out of an asshole thenHellthey might as well be using condoms! Only in the last scene do we see an uncondomed cock entering a hole and its in a scene with the two least attractive persons in the filmone of whom is definitely not young and the other is definitely not hot. The only known performer is young Danny Chance. Danny should be ashamed of himself for three reasons: (1) for taking part in such an unsafe sex practice (2) for giving a performance that is far below his usual standard (3) for appearing in such a inept film Oh, well, I guess we all have to pay the rent. If you want to see how bareback sex with twinks should be done with and filmed then take a gander at some of the S.E.V.P.
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Down On The Farm (Nova)
Release date: 3/19/2004
Reviewed on: 6/20/2004
Studio: Bijou
Starring: Ed, Lee Marlin, James Allen, Leigh Erickson, Toby Watson, Chad Gibson
Directed by: Robert Walters
Review brief: Star turned director, Roland Dane, has now directed 5 films for Studio 2000 and appears to be batting a 1000. Even though the films have a plot, the sex is the thing for Rolandand his viewers are extremely thankful. DOWN ON THE FARM despite the punning title is guaranteed to raise something other than eyebrows. The film begins with Roberto Giorgio, a well-built gorgeous blond hunk, hiking with his friend Gabor Szeles. As they are climbing a steep hill, Roberto slips and injures his ankle. He sends Gabor back to a farmhouse they passed earlier to get help. Gabor returns with Rafael Carreras and Peter Peck. Together they carry Roberto down to the farm where he is left in the care of Rafael. Rafael is a charismatic young Spaniard who has filled a fair number of my fantasies. He has smoldering dark eyes and a very large uncut cock. As Rafael is sitting with Robertos injured foot in his lap, he tells Roberto of being jilted by his lover in Spain. I would never leave you, says Roberto and they move into a kiss. Roberto standshis ankle apparently cured by Rafaels kiss.
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Release date: 3/19/2004
Reviewed on: 6/20/2004
Studio: Bijou
Starring: Ed, Lee Marlin, James Allen, Leigh Erickson, Toby Watson, Chad Gibson
Directed by: Robert Walters
Review brief: Star turned director, Roland Dane, has now directed 5 films for Studio 2000 and appears to be batting a 1000. Even though the films have a plot, the sex is the thing for Rolandand his viewers are extremely thankful. DOWN ON THE FARM despite the punning title is guaranteed to raise something other than eyebrows. The film begins with Roberto Giorgio, a well-built gorgeous blond hunk, hiking with his friend Gabor Szeles. As they are climbing a steep hill, Roberto slips and injures his ankle. He sends Gabor back to a farmhouse they passed earlier to get help. Gabor returns with Rafael Carreras and Peter Peck. Together they carry Roberto down to the farm where he is left in the care of Rafael. Rafael is a charismatic young Spaniard who has filled a fair number of my fantasies. He has smoldering dark eyes and a very large uncut cock. As Rafael is sitting with Robertos injured foot in his lap, he tells Roberto of being jilted by his lover in Spain. I would never leave you, says Roberto and they move into a kiss. Roberto standshis ankle apparently cured by Rafaels kiss.
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Brazilian Tails 4
Release date: 10/6/2003
Reviewed on: 6/14/2004
Studio: Hollywood Sales
Review brief: This is the first of this series that I have seen, but it certainly wont be the last. Although there are only three scenes, the DVD makes up in quality for what it misses in quantity. These studs are young and they sure know how to have sex. There is one guy in the second scene that gives the best demonstration of eating ass I have yet to see. I have never seen a tongue go into a hole like that except on a National Geographic special where an anteater was slurping up termites from their mound. There is another young guy who is almost as good in scene three.
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Release date: 10/6/2003
Reviewed on: 6/14/2004
Studio: Hollywood Sales
Review brief: This is the first of this series that I have seen, but it certainly wont be the last. Although there are only three scenes, the DVD makes up in quality for what it misses in quantity. These studs are young and they sure know how to have sex. There is one guy in the second scene that gives the best demonstration of eating ass I have yet to see. I have never seen a tongue go into a hole like that except on a National Geographic special where an anteater was slurping up termites from their mound. There is another young guy who is almost as good in scene three.
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Rump Riders (Spurs)
Release date: 11/4/2003
Reviewed on: 6/5/2004
Studio: Spurs
Starring: Chet Williams, William Grail, Buck Ford, Travis Jones, Jim Olsen, Trevor Rand, J.C. Sanders, Gary Sterns
Review brief: A really distasteful piece of crap. One would buy it from the picture of Buck Ford on the cover. Buck is a skinny kid who always leaves his oversized cowboy hat on when he has sex. He first appeared in a film called Country Boy. The title was changed to Country Buddies when the porn industry got too chicken shit to use the word "boy" in a title fearing it would give the impression it featured kids underage. (A number of other titles suffered the same fate.) Anyway, this skinny thing with the big dick would be cute if only he didn't open his mouth. When he does it's to say things like, "Take that, Queer Boy!" I can see myself buying only one more Buck Ford flick, and that would be to see someone fuck Buck. Ideally someone like Chad Hunt or Michael Brandon.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 11/4/2003
Reviewed on: 6/5/2004
Studio: Spurs
Starring: Chet Williams, William Grail, Buck Ford, Travis Jones, Jim Olsen, Trevor Rand, J.C. Sanders, Gary Sterns
Review brief: A really distasteful piece of crap. One would buy it from the picture of Buck Ford on the cover. Buck is a skinny kid who always leaves his oversized cowboy hat on when he has sex. He first appeared in a film called Country Boy. The title was changed to Country Buddies when the porn industry got too chicken shit to use the word "boy" in a title fearing it would give the impression it featured kids underage. (A number of other titles suffered the same fate.) Anyway, this skinny thing with the big dick would be cute if only he didn't open his mouth. When he does it's to say things like, "Take that, Queer Boy!" I can see myself buying only one more Buck Ford flick, and that would be to see someone fuck Buck. Ideally someone like Chad Hunt or Michael Brandon.
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Soccer Shooters
Release date: 8/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/5/2004
Studio: All Worlds Video
Review brief: Chad Donovan, porn star turned director, has fashioned yet another hot film with SOCCER SHOOTERS. The star is Antonio Madiera, who got his start in Kevin Clarkes A YOUNG MANS WORLD and since then has appeared in 9 other films, 7 of which have been with Chad Donovan. Antonio is a slender, handsome young man who radiates charm and sexual appeal. In this film Antonio plays the towel boy for a team of high school soccer players. Its an enviable job because one gets to ogle boys in the showers. Antonio has the hots for one of the team in particular, Cameron Fox. Cameron is short and chunky, but his dick is not. Antonio is about to get a ride home from Cameronand hopefully another kind of ride as wellwhen the coach, Jean Valjean, tells him to stay and clean up. However, It appears that the coach has something else in mind. He tells Antonio that he must learn how to tape a sprained ankle, and plops his own ped onto the desk for Antonio to practice on. (In choosing the name of the hero of Les Miserables as his nom de porn, Jean must be a big fan of the musical.
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Release date: 8/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/5/2004
Studio: All Worlds Video
Review brief: Chad Donovan, porn star turned director, has fashioned yet another hot film with SOCCER SHOOTERS. The star is Antonio Madiera, who got his start in Kevin Clarkes A YOUNG MANS WORLD and since then has appeared in 9 other films, 7 of which have been with Chad Donovan. Antonio is a slender, handsome young man who radiates charm and sexual appeal. In this film Antonio plays the towel boy for a team of high school soccer players. Its an enviable job because one gets to ogle boys in the showers. Antonio has the hots for one of the team in particular, Cameron Fox. Cameron is short and chunky, but his dick is not. Antonio is about to get a ride home from Cameronand hopefully another kind of ride as wellwhen the coach, Jean Valjean, tells him to stay and clean up. However, It appears that the coach has something else in mind. He tells Antonio that he must learn how to tape a sprained ankle, and plops his own ped onto the desk for Antonio to practice on. (In choosing the name of the hero of Les Miserables as his nom de porn, Jean must be a big fan of the musical.
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When In Rome
Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/30/2004
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Joe Foster, Filippo Romano, Luca Ferretti, Leonardo Ricci, Marco Sisto, Eddie Stone, Alberto Ventura
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Rome is one of my favorite cities and I have been there many times, but nothing as exciting happened to me as happens to tourist Eddie Stone in Chi Chi LaRues WHEN IN ROME. The plot is credited to Chris Steel, but he has lifted the idea from an earlier film that Ive seen. So the plot held no surprises. But the sex is something else, and Chi Chi is at her best in this one. The film stars the incomparable Eddie Stone. Absolute perfection from the top of his raven hair to the tips of his suckable toes, Eddie Stone is a walking wet dream. My god, but he is gorgeous! One of the handsomest men in porn, he is a consummate cocksuckerdeep-throating some big ones, a voracious rimmer, andalthough he is a versatile sexualistis the most beautiful bottom ever to appear on film. If this were ancient Rome, Eddie would be the second most powerful man in the empirethe emperors favorite. On his first day in this city of seven hills, Eddie is mugged. His money, passport, everything is all gone.
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Release date: 2/16/2004
Reviewed on: 5/30/2004
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Joe Foster, Filippo Romano, Luca Ferretti, Leonardo Ricci, Marco Sisto, Eddie Stone, Alberto Ventura
Directed by: Chi Chi LaRue
Review brief: Rome is one of my favorite cities and I have been there many times, but nothing as exciting happened to me as happens to tourist Eddie Stone in Chi Chi LaRues WHEN IN ROME. The plot is credited to Chris Steel, but he has lifted the idea from an earlier film that Ive seen. So the plot held no surprises. But the sex is something else, and Chi Chi is at her best in this one. The film stars the incomparable Eddie Stone. Absolute perfection from the top of his raven hair to the tips of his suckable toes, Eddie Stone is a walking wet dream. My god, but he is gorgeous! One of the handsomest men in porn, he is a consummate cocksuckerdeep-throating some big ones, a voracious rimmer, andalthough he is a versatile sexualistis the most beautiful bottom ever to appear on film. If this were ancient Rome, Eddie would be the second most powerful man in the empirethe emperors favorite. On his first day in this city of seven hills, Eddie is mugged. His money, passport, everything is all gone.
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Screwed (Body Shoppe)
Release date: 8/12/2002
Reviewed on: 5/29/2004
Studio: Body Shoppe
Starring: Bobby, John, Jason, Shawn, Greg, Calvin, Remy, Pepper, Ken, Bryce, Neal
Review brief: There is one scene in this that is quite good, and one that had potential if they had properly exploited it, but the rest is pretty dull. The good scene is with Bryce London and a youngster known only as Neal. Now the whole concept of this film is straight guys giving up their virginity. Certainly if anyone could seduce a straight, it is Bryce. As Ive mention in other reviews he is handsome, built, and sucks a mean dick. He can also fuck. Neal is very cute. When Bryce first touches his leg he removes the hand. Next time, he doesnt. (Enough coyness.) Bryce leans over to suck the kids cock. In no time at all, Bryce maneuvers into a sixty-nine position and Neal starts sucking Bryce with no hesitation whatsoever. Either this kid has done this before, or its a remarkable natural talent. Nor does he hesitate to give Bryce a super rim job. Bryce sticks his tongue up Neals hole as well. Bruce then inserts his dick. Ive never done this before, Neal says with a slight smirk that would have done Clinton proud denying anything went on the oval office.
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Release date: 8/12/2002
Reviewed on: 5/29/2004
Studio: Body Shoppe
Starring: Bobby, John, Jason, Shawn, Greg, Calvin, Remy, Pepper, Ken, Bryce, Neal
Review brief: There is one scene in this that is quite good, and one that had potential if they had properly exploited it, but the rest is pretty dull. The good scene is with Bryce London and a youngster known only as Neal. Now the whole concept of this film is straight guys giving up their virginity. Certainly if anyone could seduce a straight, it is Bryce. As Ive mention in other reviews he is handsome, built, and sucks a mean dick. He can also fuck. Neal is very cute. When Bryce first touches his leg he removes the hand. Next time, he doesnt. (Enough coyness.) Bryce leans over to suck the kids cock. In no time at all, Bryce maneuvers into a sixty-nine position and Neal starts sucking Bryce with no hesitation whatsoever. Either this kid has done this before, or its a remarkable natural talent. Nor does he hesitate to give Bryce a super rim job. Bryce sticks his tongue up Neals hole as well. Bruce then inserts his dick. Ive never done this before, Neal says with a slight smirk that would have done Clinton proud denying anything went on the oval office.
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You Sexy Young Thing (French Connection)
Release date: 3/18/2003
Reviewed on: 5/29/2004
Studio: French Connection
Starring: Jerry, Chris, Rob, Johnny, Tim, Robbie, Ulli, Fen
Review brief: It is hard to tell which of the young beauties featured herein is the sexy young thing of the title. Any of these guys could be embody that designation. (The German title is JUNGS AUF DER FINCA, not JUNGEN; so it too is singular.) My vote would go to the sexy bronze-skinned beauty of Latin or Arab descent smiling at us from the top of the cover. Or the blond smiling up at him. Or..well, you get the picture. We start in Germany with these young studs at the airport ready to board the plane to Las Palmas. Once there, they get together in twos (or threes) to have sex amid other of natures splendors. Beautiful young men in fabulous surroundings make for quite an eyeful. There are eight guys named in the credits, but the action is mainly with the five seen rushing out of the surf in the picture at the bottom of the cover. All have taken clippers to their pubic hairthe blond at the top is totally shaven. The bronze-skinned beauty has a pierced tongue that he uses to admirable advantage on his companions cocks.
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Release date: 3/18/2003
Reviewed on: 5/29/2004
Studio: French Connection
Starring: Jerry, Chris, Rob, Johnny, Tim, Robbie, Ulli, Fen
Review brief: It is hard to tell which of the young beauties featured herein is the sexy young thing of the title. Any of these guys could be embody that designation. (The German title is JUNGS AUF DER FINCA, not JUNGEN; so it too is singular.) My vote would go to the sexy bronze-skinned beauty of Latin or Arab descent smiling at us from the top of the cover. Or the blond smiling up at him. Or..well, you get the picture. We start in Germany with these young studs at the airport ready to board the plane to Las Palmas. Once there, they get together in twos (or threes) to have sex amid other of natures splendors. Beautiful young men in fabulous surroundings make for quite an eyeful. There are eight guys named in the credits, but the action is mainly with the five seen rushing out of the surf in the picture at the bottom of the cover. All have taken clippers to their pubic hairthe blond at the top is totally shaven. The bronze-skinned beauty has a pierced tongue that he uses to admirable advantage on his companions cocks.
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Skin To Skin (Bacchus)
Release date: 12/8/2003
Reviewed on: 5/27/2004
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: This film makes one think it is an new film, but it is not. It is a dreary compilation of scenes from BAREBACK RIDERS 1 & 2 and HATS OFF. If you have either of these films, you dont want this DVD. Even if you dont have the films from which these scenes are taken, you probably dont want it either as they havent even chosen the best scenes from these other films. This turkey stands as a testament to the fact that barebacking doesnt automatically make for good sex. One can have bad sex with or without a condom. Heres the proof. I hate it when companies try to rip us off by passing us leftovers.
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(zero stars)
Release date: 12/8/2003
Reviewed on: 5/27/2004
Studio: Bacchus
Review brief: This film makes one think it is an new film, but it is not. It is a dreary compilation of scenes from BAREBACK RIDERS 1 & 2 and HATS OFF. If you have either of these films, you dont want this DVD. Even if you dont have the films from which these scenes are taken, you probably dont want it either as they havent even chosen the best scenes from these other films. This turkey stands as a testament to the fact that barebacking doesnt automatically make for good sex. One can have bad sex with or without a condom. Heres the proof. I hate it when companies try to rip us off by passing us leftovers.
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Northern Exposures (Channel 1)
Release date: 4/18/2003
Reviewed on: 5/27/2004
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Jonathan Beaulieu
Review brief: There are some incredibly gorgeous guys in Canada. What a pity they didnt use any of them for this film! True, the guy on the cover looks hotand it was he who induced me to buy the DVDand he is the best looking one in the film. But, alas, his still photos flatter him immensely. In the film he looks somewhat scruffy and has the beginning of a boil on his ass. The storyif one can call it thatis as follows: two guys in Vancouver on the west coast telephone a guy in Montreal on the east coast and tell stories. I suppose that is intended to cover all of Canada, which makes the lack of attractive flesh even more of an insult toward our neighbor of the north. I know they didnt support us in our latest military action, but this is inproportionate revenge. The action follows the same pattern throughout. We see the guys clothed and kissing as they grab dicks though the clothing. Then we see them in jockey shorts when they chew on the cocks through the material. Then they suck dick. Then they fuck. There is a bit kink in the first and last encounters.
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Release date: 4/18/2003
Reviewed on: 5/27/2004
Studio: Channel 1 Releasing
Starring: Jonathan Beaulieu
Review brief: There are some incredibly gorgeous guys in Canada. What a pity they didnt use any of them for this film! True, the guy on the cover looks hotand it was he who induced me to buy the DVDand he is the best looking one in the film. But, alas, his still photos flatter him immensely. In the film he looks somewhat scruffy and has the beginning of a boil on his ass. The storyif one can call it thatis as follows: two guys in Vancouver on the west coast telephone a guy in Montreal on the east coast and tell stories. I suppose that is intended to cover all of Canada, which makes the lack of attractive flesh even more of an insult toward our neighbor of the north. I know they didnt support us in our latest military action, but this is inproportionate revenge. The action follows the same pattern throughout. We see the guys clothed and kissing as they grab dicks though the clothing. Then we see them in jockey shorts when they chew on the cocks through the material. Then they suck dick. Then they fuck. There is a bit kink in the first and last encounters.
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Wet, Wild & Slippery
Release date: 2/24/2004
Reviewed on: 5/24/2004
Studio: San Diego Boy
Starring: Bryce London, Sean Kelly, Brock Christian, Kye Edan, Tony Salvatore, Marcus Webner
Directed by: Rick Anthony
Review brief: Having now seen quite a few of the San Diego Boys productions, I was looking forward to seeing this one, but I had no idea it would be this tremendous. WET, WILD AND SLIPPERY is one of the hottest films Ive seen in ages! It has a cast of young performers whowith one exceptionare unknowns, but they will not remain unknowns for long. The star (and that should be capital STAR) is Kye Edan, a young performer who has looks, charisma, and true sexual know-how. Kye has moved into a new apartment complex and goes out to the hot tub at night hoping to find someone to get it on with. The first night no one shows up, so poor Kye has to go home to an empty apartment, drag a large red dildo from under the sofa cushions, and make do with that. The next night he has fantastic luck as Bryce London shows up. (The name is incorrectly spelled Landon here.) Bryce is the only performer that I have seen before and he is one of my wet dreams. (In one of the trailers on the disc I see that Kye appeared in a solo film from this studio called MILITARY HAND MANEUVERS.
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Release date: 2/24/2004
Reviewed on: 5/24/2004
Studio: San Diego Boy
Starring: Bryce London, Sean Kelly, Brock Christian, Kye Edan, Tony Salvatore, Marcus Webner
Directed by: Rick Anthony
Review brief: Having now seen quite a few of the San Diego Boys productions, I was looking forward to seeing this one, but I had no idea it would be this tremendous. WET, WILD AND SLIPPERY is one of the hottest films Ive seen in ages! It has a cast of young performers whowith one exceptionare unknowns, but they will not remain unknowns for long. The star (and that should be capital STAR) is Kye Edan, a young performer who has looks, charisma, and true sexual know-how. Kye has moved into a new apartment complex and goes out to the hot tub at night hoping to find someone to get it on with. The first night no one shows up, so poor Kye has to go home to an empty apartment, drag a large red dildo from under the sofa cushions, and make do with that. The next night he has fantastic luck as Bryce London shows up. (The name is incorrectly spelled Landon here.) Bryce is the only performer that I have seen before and he is one of my wet dreams. (In one of the trailers on the disc I see that Kye appeared in a solo film from this studio called MILITARY HAND MANEUVERS.
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Campus Players
Release date: 10/7/2003
Reviewed on: 5/23/2004
Studio: San Diego Boy
Review brief: Not only is there a military base in San Diego but theres also a university; and San Diego Boys studio, which has been making some hot amateur films using marines and sailors, has now decided to expand their talent base and use some college students. CAMPUS PLAYERS is the example. The studio is also beginning to experiment with setting up scenes as professionals do. For example, we meet our first two students jogging in the park: Marcus Webner, a good-looking blond and Tony Prazzo, a somewhat-older brunet. (Tony has appeared in some of this studio's military films, but here he seems to have made a commitment to gay pornhes shaved his crotch.) They catch one anothers eye and head back to Marcus place. We know we are watching a San Diego Boyz production because they shower together, an activity that seems to be de rigueur with this studio. Both suck some cock and Marcus gets plowed. The swimming pool is the location for our next suck and fuck. Here chunky Jack Jones drills slender young Chad Conner.
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Release date: 10/7/2003
Reviewed on: 5/23/2004
Studio: San Diego Boy
Review brief: Not only is there a military base in San Diego but theres also a university; and San Diego Boys studio, which has been making some hot amateur films using marines and sailors, has now decided to expand their talent base and use some college students. CAMPUS PLAYERS is the example. The studio is also beginning to experiment with setting up scenes as professionals do. For example, we meet our first two students jogging in the park: Marcus Webner, a good-looking blond and Tony Prazzo, a somewhat-older brunet. (Tony has appeared in some of this studio's military films, but here he seems to have made a commitment to gay pornhes shaved his crotch.) They catch one anothers eye and head back to Marcus place. We know we are watching a San Diego Boyz production because they shower together, an activity that seems to be de rigueur with this studio. Both suck some cock and Marcus gets plowed. The swimming pool is the location for our next suck and fuck. Here chunky Jack Jones drills slender young Chad Conner.
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Taggers
Release date: 11/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/17/2004
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Bobby Golden, Cameron Sage, Court Logan, Tim Tyler, Cameron Fox, Gura, Anthony Holloway, Bobby Brennan, Jason Sizemore
Directed by: Phil St. John
Review brief: The stills looked really good for this one and the cast that was assembled was huge and remarkable, so why is this film such a letdown? Well, its for several reasons. One, the editing is frantic and choppy. Two, the sex is mundane to say the least. Three, the whole thing is hokey as hell. Four, its downright boring. Bobby Brennan, who makes his debut here, is a very adorable blond twinkie. Hes a piss-poor cocksucker, but its sweet to him try. Hes also a courageous little bottom, though he doesnt seem too ecstatic about it. Lets just chalk both up to inexperience. I like him nonetheless. Now, Bobby, who plays a character named Marker, (everyone in this film is graffiti mad) has a crush on his fellow worker, Vandal. Gura, a hairy young Latino with attitude, plays this role. Vandal is also the head of the gang Taggers that Marker wants to join. The first sex scene is a dream that Marker has about his co-worker. In it Marker is seated naked on a toilet peering though a glory hole at his idol being worshiped by two young acolytes: Jason Sizemore and Lexx Parker.
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Release date: 11/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/17/2004
Studio: Pacific Sun
Starring: Bobby Golden, Cameron Sage, Court Logan, Tim Tyler, Cameron Fox, Gura, Anthony Holloway, Bobby Brennan, Jason Sizemore
Directed by: Phil St. John
Review brief: The stills looked really good for this one and the cast that was assembled was huge and remarkable, so why is this film such a letdown? Well, its for several reasons. One, the editing is frantic and choppy. Two, the sex is mundane to say the least. Three, the whole thing is hokey as hell. Four, its downright boring. Bobby Brennan, who makes his debut here, is a very adorable blond twinkie. Hes a piss-poor cocksucker, but its sweet to him try. Hes also a courageous little bottom, though he doesnt seem too ecstatic about it. Lets just chalk both up to inexperience. I like him nonetheless. Now, Bobby, who plays a character named Marker, (everyone in this film is graffiti mad) has a crush on his fellow worker, Vandal. Gura, a hairy young Latino with attitude, plays this role. Vandal is also the head of the gang Taggers that Marker wants to join. The first sex scene is a dream that Marker has about his co-worker. In it Marker is seated naked on a toilet peering though a glory hole at his idol being worshiped by two young acolytes: Jason Sizemore and Lexx Parker.
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Military Man Love
Release date: 6/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/16/2004
Studio: San Diego Boy
Review brief: This film features some military studs that I have seen earlier in solos from this studio, so it is delightful to see the guys going all the way here. The first up (pardon the pun) are Lance, Zack, and Sysco. Lance is new to me. He has dark skin and has shaved his pubic hair. (Sysco asks him about this when they are showering. Did you use a razor?) Lance sucks both studs. Zack has a really nice big dick. Sysco cant resist leaning over at one point to suck its head. In the shower they all play with one anothers dicks and Lance sucks. In the bedroom there is more sucking and the fucking begins. Both fuck Lance. Beaux and Cam both appear in marine fatigues and boots. Beaux is slender with a nipple ring and appears older than Cam, a blond with close-cropped hair and sensuous lips. Cam has a truly magnificent cock. Beaux can only take part of it into his mouth. I am really turned on when Cam leans over licks the head of Beaux cock and then slides those sensuous lips over it. (I lost it at this point). In the shower, Beaux bends over for Cam to fuck him.
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Release date: 6/4/2003
Reviewed on: 5/16/2004
Studio: San Diego Boy
Review brief: This film features some military studs that I have seen earlier in solos from this studio, so it is delightful to see the guys going all the way here. The first up (pardon the pun) are Lance, Zack, and Sysco. Lance is new to me. He has dark skin and has shaved his pubic hair. (Sysco asks him about this when they are showering. Did you use a razor?) Lance sucks both studs. Zack has a really nice big dick. Sysco cant resist leaning over at one point to suck its head. In the shower they all play with one anothers dicks and Lance sucks. In the bedroom there is more sucking and the fucking begins. Both fuck Lance. Beaux and Cam both appear in marine fatigues and boots. Beaux is slender with a nipple ring and appears older than Cam, a blond with close-cropped hair and sensuous lips. Cam has a truly magnificent cock. Beaux can only take part of it into his mouth. I am really turned on when Cam leans over licks the head of Beaux cock and then slides those sensuous lips over it. (I lost it at this point). In the shower, Beaux bends over for Cam to fuck him.
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Few Good Men, A (San Diego Boy)
Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2004
Studio: San Diego Boy
Starring: Tony, Robert, Rex, Troy, Dolph, Zack, Sysco
Review brief: A FEW GOOD MEN get in front of the camera to pound their puds and shoot some nice loads for the viewers. Rex Hathaway, a 19-year-old sailor lad, is our first wanker. He showers, applying lots of soapy foam to his dick. I was very disappointed to see him get dressed after his shower. Although he looked very cute in his all-white sailor suit, I liked his birthday suit better. But Rex says he has some time and doesnt mind being late, so he undresses, gets on the bed, andwhile watching a straight porn videofires off his rifle. Zach is next. Good-looking, very calm and emotionless, he strips, showers, and gets onto the bed. He has beautiful buns and a huge cock. I rub my eyes in disbelief when he reaches over to unbutton the cameramans pants to haul out a stiff dick and stroke it. Taking this for a cue, a third persona young Hispanicleans over and begins sucking Zachs cock and licking his balls. Although Zach still keeps a stone face, his body flushes pink. The young Hispanic drops a load on Zachs chest. Cum immediately bubbles forth from Zach. Tonyour third wankeris butch navy.
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Release date: 6/11/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2004
Studio: San Diego Boy
Starring: Tony, Robert, Rex, Troy, Dolph, Zack, Sysco
Review brief: A FEW GOOD MEN get in front of the camera to pound their puds and shoot some nice loads for the viewers. Rex Hathaway, a 19-year-old sailor lad, is our first wanker. He showers, applying lots of soapy foam to his dick. I was very disappointed to see him get dressed after his shower. Although he looked very cute in his all-white sailor suit, I liked his birthday suit better. But Rex says he has some time and doesnt mind being late, so he undresses, gets on the bed, andwhile watching a straight porn videofires off his rifle. Zach is next. Good-looking, very calm and emotionless, he strips, showers, and gets onto the bed. He has beautiful buns and a huge cock. I rub my eyes in disbelief when he reaches over to unbutton the cameramans pants to haul out a stiff dick and stroke it. Taking this for a cue, a third persona young Hispanicleans over and begins sucking Zachs cock and licking his balls. Although Zach still keeps a stone face, his body flushes pink. The young Hispanic drops a load on Zachs chest. Cum immediately bubbles forth from Zach. Tonyour third wankeris butch navy.
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5 New York Classics
Release date: 4/23/2002
Reviewed on: 5/13/2004
Studio: P.M. Productions
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Miles Long, Keith Anthoni, George Payne, Scorpio, Gustavo, Steve Parker, John Kovacs, Kip Noll, Daniel Holt, Christopher Rage, Shawn Gregory, Lew Seager, Johnny Kovaks, Victor Huston, Sven Jensen, Alan Miles, Michael Pen, Tone Stalione, David Starbuck, Josef Tempesta, Tom Cord, Brad Ford, Ken Edwards, Pete Connors, Andy Breugera, Perry Fryer, William Hallquist, Trane Johnson, Ray Moore, BJ Bare, Pat Johnson, Roberto Castro
Directed by: Arch Brown, John Amero, Michael Findlay, Says Parker, Bruce King
Review brief: The only film in this collection worth watching at all is ALL TIED UP. As though realizing this it had a disc all to itself. The other four films are crunched together on the second disc. And that is a problem because they are so compressed that you are lucky if two of the four will play. I was able to watch (unfortunately) two and a half of the films but the rest of the disc simply would not play on any of my five players. ALL TIED UP stars Scorpio one of our earliest porn stars. He was slender, bottomed as well as topped and had a blond walrus mustache. Indeed all of the guys in all the films wear mustaches. It was the badge of gaydom in this ancient time period. One didnt need gaydar, the mustache screamed GAY! The Nazis wouldnt have needed pink triangles with these guys. (Okay, so I had a mustache myself oncebut it was in a much later time period so I wasnt a clone). Anyway, a delivery boy seduces Scorpio so that he can steal the keys to his apartment thus allowing two others to enter and tie Scorpio to the bed. Thereafter he gets dildos and cocks up his butt.
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Release date: 4/23/2002
Reviewed on: 5/13/2004
Studio: P.M. Productions
Starring: Jack Wrangler, Miles Long, Keith Anthoni, George Payne, Scorpio, Gustavo, Steve Parker, John Kovacs, Kip Noll, Daniel Holt, Christopher Rage, Shawn Gregory, Lew Seager, Johnny Kovaks, Victor Huston, Sven Jensen, Alan Miles, Michael Pen, Tone Stalione, David Starbuck, Josef Tempesta, Tom Cord, Brad Ford, Ken Edwards, Pete Connors, Andy Breugera, Perry Fryer, William Hallquist, Trane Johnson, Ray Moore, BJ Bare, Pat Johnson, Roberto Castro
Directed by: Arch Brown, John Amero, Michael Findlay, Says Parker, Bruce King
Review brief: The only film in this collection worth watching at all is ALL TIED UP. As though realizing this it had a disc all to itself. The other four films are crunched together on the second disc. And that is a problem because they are so compressed that you are lucky if two of the four will play. I was able to watch (unfortunately) two and a half of the films but the rest of the disc simply would not play on any of my five players. ALL TIED UP stars Scorpio one of our earliest porn stars. He was slender, bottomed as well as topped and had a blond walrus mustache. Indeed all of the guys in all the films wear mustaches. It was the badge of gaydom in this ancient time period. One didnt need gaydar, the mustache screamed GAY! The Nazis wouldnt have needed pink triangles with these guys. (Okay, so I had a mustache myself oncebut it was in a much later time period so I wasnt a clone). Anyway, a delivery boy seduces Scorpio so that he can steal the keys to his apartment thus allowing two others to enter and tie Scorpio to the bed. Thereafter he gets dildos and cocks up his butt.
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Sexual Urban Legends
Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 5/9/2004
Studio: All Worlds Video
Starring: Chad Hunt, Brad Benton, Andy Hunter, Alan Gregory, Jason Ridge, Justin Wells, Nick Capra, Cade Devlin
Review brief: Jett Blakk, the founder and director of Red Devil Entertainment, has taken his writing, directing, and videography talents over to All Worlds for a fun film called SEXUAL URBAN LEGENDS. He has also taken along Jason Ridgea Red Devil Exclusiveand Nick Capra, one of his favorite Red Devil performers. Those of us who know the film URBAN LEGENDS know that we can expect stories ending in a way the characters little suspect, but the audience anticipates. The difference, of course, is that the tales in URBAN LEGENDS end in a grisly manner. Here the endings are often hilarious. The film is divided into four legends: Surprise Party, Australian Beer, Holiday Nightmare, and The Silver Spoon. Each are introduced by a different cute performer who doesn't (alas) take part in the action. In Surprise Party, the first of our legends, we find Brad Bentons father leaving on a business trip. He apologizes to his son for leaving him on his birthday and admonishes him not to have any GIRLS over. Something Brad has no intention of doing.
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Release date: 3/5/2004
Reviewed on: 5/9/2004
Studio: All Worlds Video
Starring: Chad Hunt, Brad Benton, Andy Hunter, Alan Gregory, Jason Ridge, Justin Wells, Nick Capra, Cade Devlin
Review brief: Jett Blakk, the founder and director of Red Devil Entertainment, has taken his writing, directing, and videography talents over to All Worlds for a fun film called SEXUAL URBAN LEGENDS. He has also taken along Jason Ridgea Red Devil Exclusiveand Nick Capra, one of his favorite Red Devil performers. Those of us who know the film URBAN LEGENDS know that we can expect stories ending in a way the characters little suspect, but the audience anticipates. The difference, of course, is that the tales in URBAN LEGENDS end in a grisly manner. Here the endings are often hilarious. The film is divided into four legends: Surprise Party, Australian Beer, Holiday Nightmare, and The Silver Spoon. Each are introduced by a different cute performer who doesn't (alas) take part in the action. In Surprise Party, the first of our legends, we find Brad Bentons father leaving on a business trip. He apologizes to his son for leaving him on his birthday and admonishes him not to have any GIRLS over. Something Brad has no intention of doing.
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Temptation at the Baths: Pharaoh's Bathhouse Fantasies
Release date: 11/3/2003
Reviewed on: 5/8/2004
Studio: Diamond Pictures
Starring: Renato Bellagio, Fred Goldsmith, Fernando Nielsen, Frank Miller, Dean Edwards, Lucio Maverick, Carlos Baxter, Raul Mathews, Jack Laurel, Rick Bauer, Gastone Pierce, Federico Johnson
Directed by: Csaba Borbely
Review brief: TEMPTATION AT THE BATHS, also known as PHARAOHS BATHHOUSE FANTASIES, is one of the most beautiful gay porn films ever made. The performers are jaw-droppingly gorgeous! Its an awesomely incredible assemblage of the epitome of male beauty! The setting is one of the most erotic interiors I have seen outside of the male brothel in Pompeii. The walls are covered with expertly painted murals of stunning men engaged in various sexual situations. (I wish the location had been identified in the credits as it would be well worth a visit. Hell, I want to live there!) The elegant and revealing costumes that the hunks wear add greatly to the exotic and erotic atmosphere. The sexual encounters are all threesomes or foursomes as one would expect in a bathhouse in any age. We have a foursome up first. Two of the performers here are more than special: Frank Miller (I think it hysterical when Eastern European porn stars adopt American noms de porn) and Lucio Maverick. Franks pectorals are so developed that it would be more accurate to call them tits. Huge protruding nipples add to that illusion.
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Release date: 11/3/2003
Reviewed on: 5/8/2004
Studio: Diamond Pictures
Starring: Renato Bellagio, Fred Goldsmith, Fernando Nielsen, Frank Miller, Dean Edwards, Lucio Maverick, Carlos Baxter, Raul Mathews, Jack Laurel, Rick Bauer, Gastone Pierce, Federico Johnson
Directed by: Csaba Borbely
Review brief: TEMPTATION AT THE BATHS, also known as PHARAOHS BATHHOUSE FANTASIES, is one of the most beautiful gay porn films ever made. The performers are jaw-droppingly gorgeous! Its an awesomely incredible assemblage of the epitome of male beauty! The setting is one of the most erotic interiors I have seen outside of the male brothel in Pompeii. The walls are covered with expertly painted murals of stunning men engaged in various sexual situations. (I wish the location had been identified in the credits as it would be well worth a visit. Hell, I want to live there!) The elegant and revealing costumes that the hunks wear add greatly to the exotic and erotic atmosphere. The sexual encounters are all threesomes or foursomes as one would expect in a bathhouse in any age. We have a foursome up first. Two of the performers here are more than special: Frank Miller (I think it hysterical when Eastern European porn stars adopt American noms de porn) and Lucio Maverick. Franks pectorals are so developed that it would be more accurate to call them tits. Huge protruding nipples add to that illusion.
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RX: Open Wide (Director's Expanded Edit)
Release date: 5/9/2004
Reviewed on: 5/8/2004
Studio: Titan Media
Review brief: In RX: OPEN WIDE directors Brian Mills and Harold Creg return to the hospital setting they had used earlier in LAID UP. Although hospitals have been frequently used as the setting for sexual encounters, hardly anyone in hospital is feeling up to sex. One memorable exception for me, however, was once when I had a beautiful blond intern in his mid-twenties whose daily visits to examine me will remain unforgettable. [sigh]. The film opens with a butch male nurse (Ulizes Carpelli) coming to give patient Joey Dino a bath. Joeys raging hard-on is tenting the covers and Ulizes uncovers it. With the covers thrown back we see that Joey is wearing a leather thong around his balls. We follow the rope affixed to them over the end of the bed to see that two large weights are stretching his balls. Testicles in traction? The nurse goes down on Joeys dick and drops his load on Joeys leg. Thereafter he undoes the ball traction and climbs onto the bed in order for Joey to eat out his ass and fuck him. They stop briefly for Ulizes to rim Joey and then go right back to the fucking.
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Release date: 5/9/2004
Reviewed on: 5/8/2004
Studio: Titan Media
Review brief: In RX: OPEN WIDE directors Brian Mills and Harold Creg return to the hospital setting they had used earlier in LAID UP. Although hospitals have been frequently used as the setting for sexual encounters, hardly anyone in hospital is feeling up to sex. One memorable exception for me, however, was once when I had a beautiful blond intern in his mid-twenties whose daily visits to examine me will remain unforgettable. [sigh]. The film opens with a butch male nurse (Ulizes Carpelli) coming to give patient Joey Dino a bath. Joeys raging hard-on is tenting the covers and Ulizes uncovers it. With the covers thrown back we see that Joey is wearing a leather thong around his balls. We follow the rope affixed to them over the end of the bed to see that two large weights are stretching his balls. Testicles in traction? The nurse goes down on Joeys dick and drops his load on Joeys leg. Thereafter he undoes the ball traction and climbs onto the bed in order for Joey to eat out his ass and fuck him. They stop briefly for Ulizes to rim Joey and then go right back to the fucking.
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Outdoor Sex (SEVP)
Release date: 4/3/2004
Reviewed on: 5/5/2004
Studio: SEVP
Review brief: Those of us who have watched S.E.V.P. Productions know that they are filled with very cute young twinks who suck residue cum off spunky dicks and fuck (usually) without condoms. OUTDOOR SEX fits the pattern and is unique only in that all of the action takes place outdoors. The scenes alternate between a beach and a backyard. In a couple of scenes on the beach where two or three young guys are sucking or fucking their brains out other young guys can be seen in the background sunbathing, tossing Frisbees or frolicking in the surf. Surprisingly, none take the slightest notice of the sexual activity occurring just a hundred yards away. The film begins with two cutiesa blond and a brunet, the favorite pairingarriving, setting up an umbrella, and spreading out a blanket. One of the guys asks the other to put some suntan lotion on his back. His buddy does so, but soon one of his hands is sliding under the skimpy bathing suit to squeeze an ass cheek. This makes his buddy reach over and squeeze the burgeoning cock in his friends trunks.
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Release date: 4/3/2004
Reviewed on: 5/5/2004
Studio: SEVP
Review brief: Those of us who have watched S.E.V.P. Productions know that they are filled with very cute young twinks who suck residue cum off spunky dicks and fuck (usually) without condoms. OUTDOOR SEX fits the pattern and is unique only in that all of the action takes place outdoors. The scenes alternate between a beach and a backyard. In a couple of scenes on the beach where two or three young guys are sucking or fucking their brains out other young guys can be seen in the background sunbathing, tossing Frisbees or frolicking in the surf. Surprisingly, none take the slightest notice of the sexual activity occurring just a hundred yards away. The film begins with two cutiesa blond and a brunet, the favorite pairingarriving, setting up an umbrella, and spreading out a blanket. One of the guys asks the other to put some suntan lotion on his back. His buddy does so, but soon one of his hands is sliding under the skimpy bathing suit to squeeze an ass cheek. This makes his buddy reach over and squeeze the burgeoning cock in his friends trunks.
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