Sexual Urban Legends Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  5/9/2004

Jett Blakk, the founder and director of Red Devil Entertainment, has taken his writing, directing, and videography talents over to All Worlds for a fun film called SEXUAL URBAN LEGENDS. He has also taken along Jason Ridge—a Red Devil Exclusive—and Nick Capra, one of his favorite Red Devil performers. Those of us who know the film URBAN LEGENDS know that we can expect stories ending in a way the characters little suspect, but the audience anticipates. The difference, of course, is that the tales in URBAN LEGENDS end in a grisly manner. Here the endings are often hilarious. The film is divided into four “legends”: Surprise Party, Australian Beer, Holiday Nightmare, and The Silver Spoon. Each are introduced by a different cute performer who doesn't (alas) take part in the action.

In “Surprise Party”, the first of our legends, we find Brad Benton’s father leaving on a business trip. He apologizes to his son for leaving him on his birthday and admonishes him not to have any GIRLS over. Something Brad has no intention of doing. With Daddy gone, Brad gets on the phone and invites his buddy Justin Wells over for two-days of sexual romping. Now Brad Benton is one of the sexiest twinks in porn. I swear I would be content just to watch this little bugger lick postage stamps. And Justin Wells is as appealing as they cum…uh, come. Together they and the viewer have a wild and wonderful time. If these guys aren’t really turned on to one another in a big way, than they are fantastic actors. Theirs is a passionate lustmaking such as only teenagers and copulating minks exhibit. They kiss, suck dick, rim ass, chew feet, flip-flop fuck, and spray loads of cum. And, although I guessed how it would end and you may too, I won’t take the chance of spoiling it.

“Australian Beer”, the second legend, stars Alan Gregory and Chad Hunt. Alan, who has only lately become a favorite of mine, is a solidly built blond with curly hair. Chad is known as the guy with the colossal cock. Alan plays a freshman that has been assigned a college room with senior Hunt. Chad asks Alan if he has ever had an Australian beer. It’s apt to make one’s butt sore, he tells the innocent undergraduate. Alan has a beer and in a montage sequence we see he has quite a few and seems to pass out. The next thing we see is Alan trying to swallow Chad’s enormous cock. I must say he gives it the old college try. There is a camera angle that really got to me in this scene. We see Alan with his head lying over the edge of the bed. Chad's magnificent dick appears in the frame and makes its way into Alan’s waiting mouth. Awesome! Of course Alan does take it in another opening, too. In fact, Chad widens Alan’s hole to such an extent that he can pull that monster all the way out and then reinsert it. Look ma, no hands! It is another hot scene but I would have preferred another ending to the story.

In contrast “Holiday Nightmare”, where two country boys visiting the city have their hotel room robbed, has a hysterical ending that I did not anticipate, but the sex was the weakest of the film. Andy Hunter is an attractive and adept performer and Cade Devilin has a beautiful bubble butt. But their scene just didn’t catch fire. In another film the scene would have been fine, but in comparison with the others in this film, it is not up to scratch.

Director Blakk has saved his favorite stars for the final installment: “The Silver Spoon”. Jason Ridge and Nick Capra are lovers who have invited Jason’s mother over for dinner. Jason has not come out to his mother and tells her he and Nick are just roommates. When she has gone, the two roomies show the truth of their relationship by getting down to some very un-Platonic activity. Jason is not a pretty boy, nor is he built like those eastern European gods we drool over, but the guy exudes sex. His body nonetheless seems to lack the tone it had in his previous films. Nick Capra is another guy who emits pheromones to get our libidos up and running. He displays the most passion against an oddly passive Jason. “I love your cock,” Nick exclaims at one point as he pauses in sucking it. We believe him. He then proceeds to give Jason an amorous rimming and vigorous fuck.
But momma is no fool and, as in life, it is momma who has the final word.

In my review for CANVAS I expressed the hope that Jason Ridge would branch out and begin appearing in films with other companies. Having appeared here for All Worlds and also having done a film for Falcon, it seems my wish has come true. Yet he didn’t seem as focused here as in his Red Devil films. Nor did he seem as physically fit. Of course the present film gave him no real opportunity to show his acting strengths and perhaps that’s the major reason for my disenchantment. Check him out in his other films.
As stated earlier, SEXUAL URBAN LEGENDS is a hot and often very funny film and well worth your bucks and your time. Jett Blakk and his cast have had a good time. You will, too.