Wet, Wild & Slippery Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  5/24/2004

Having now seen quite a few of the San Diego Boys productions, I was looking forward to seeing this one, but I had no idea it would be this tremendous. WET, WILD AND SLIPPERY is one of the hottest films I’ve seen in ages! It has a cast of young performers who—with one exception—are unknowns, but they will not remain unknowns for long. The star (and that should be capital STAR) is Kye Edan, a young performer who has looks, charisma, and true sexual know-how.

Kye has moved into a new apartment complex and goes out to the hot tub at night hoping to find someone to get it on with. The first night no one shows up, so poor Kye has to go home to an empty apartment, drag a large red dildo from under the sofa cushions, and make do with that.

The next night he has fantastic luck as Bryce London shows up. (The name is incorrectly spelled “Landon” here.) Bryce is the only performer that I have seen before and he is one of my wet dreams. (In one of the trailers on the disc I see that Kye appeared in a solo film from this studio called MILITARY HAND MANEUVERS. Bryce has appeared in 18 films including three for All Worlds and one for Falcon/Jocks. I have no idea why major studios have not used him more frequently as he is extraordinarily handsome, has an incredible physique, is an admirable top, and sucks cock as if he enjoys it. That’s Kye and Bryce in bathing trunks on the cover.) Bryce and Kye go back to Kye’s apartment. Where Bryce drops to his knees to slurp on Kye’s flesh candy. Retiring to the bedroom, they both continue the sensational cocksucking, including a nice sixty-nine, before Bryce plows Kye’s boy pussy.

On another day, Kye hears some splashing going on in a private pool. He peers over the fence to discover Marcus Webner floating on an inflatable raft. (Marcus, an attractive blond with a smooth swimmer's body, was great in his two scenes from this studio’s CAMPUS PLAYERS) Marcus sees Kye peeping over the fence and invites him in for a swim. Kye has no suit, but Marcus says that doesn’t matter, so Kye strips off his clothes. Kye tells Marcus he must take off his bathing suit so that he is naked, too. Well, needless to say, there’s no swimming. There is, however, a lot of cocksucking before Marcus sits down on Kye’s cock. This is just the prelude; because Kye goes on to fuck the handsome blond in a standing fuck, with Marcus bending over the edge of the pool and once again with Marcus riding the pommel.

Kye gets a breather and a chance to build up some ball juice (as if he needed it) for the third scene which also begins in a pool where Sean Kelley, a chunky blond who looks like the guy who played Tony in West Side Story and Brock Christian, who looks like Colin Farrell, are swimming. Brock has some sexy tattoos. He is also the only guy here who is uncut. His cock is just as desirable as the rest of him. God, but it’s pretty! (He’s the other dude on the cover, but the picture doesn’t do him justice.) We are told that Brock is straight and that this is his first time, but it is he who initiates the action when they go inside to shower by leaning forward to kiss Sean and dropping to his knees to suck Sean’s cock. Sean will also suck Brock briefly here and never touch that luscious dick again. (Maybe Sean was supposed to be the straight one?) When they move to the bedroom and onto the bed, Brock sits down on Sean’s dick. He then proceeds to fuck Brock missionary and sidesaddle until Brock complains, “It’s starting to hurt now.” When it’s Brock’s turn to drop his load on Sean’s chest, a long stream flies up and lands splat in Sean’s eye. “Oops!” Brock exclaims. And as the cum shots are all given instant replay and sometimes from a different angle, we get: splat, oops! Splat, oops! Splat oops!

I loved it. Both then start to giggle and someone off camera throws Sean a towel.

The final scene has Kye and another cute twink, Tony Salvatore taking a bubble bath together. Apparently from their conversation, Kye has found something more than a one-night trick. (I know I would have!) Tony is a real sweetheart, and very agreeable, as we shall soon see. They suck some dick in the tub, but decide to take things into the bedroom. Kye sits on Tony’s belly and Tony’s stiff cock runs up and down Kye’s ass crack. I’m expecting the magic condom to appear on Tony’s dick at any minute, so imagine my surprise when the cock goes into Kye’s hole without one. Kye gets in the missionary position for Tony to continue fucking him. Jeez, these guys are fucking bareback! When it’s Tony’s turn to get fucked, it too is without a condom. Then, when Tony is getting it doggy style, the cameraman’s cock appears in front of Tony and he swallows it becoming impaled in both ends. The cameraman tells Tony to turn around; and, when the boy obliges, the cameraman’s cock—also minus a condom—slides into Tony’s well-widened ass. The cameraman pulls out to drop a load onto Tony’s back, and Kye and Tony are once again left to their own devices.

There is a bonus scene. As the various twosomes pose for still photos they can’t resist giving one another some head. Bryce takes Kye right down to the floor for some real sucking in their photo session.

B.B. Bruce and Rick Anthony are credited as directors for this superior effort. I have a sneaky feeling they are also the cameramen, etc. They get 5-stars from me, as does the superlative cast. I was completely blown away by this film! And that’s astonishing considering how many of these films I watch. (This is my 300th review.) WET, WILD AND SLIPPERY should have been titled, WET, WILD AND WONDERFUL. There is a shelf beside my bed that contains my favorite DVDs. That is where this one is going.