Ski Trip (Tribal Pulse) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  7/2/2004

You won’t find a younger, sweeter group of performers anywhere. They’re cuter than a basketful of puppies. If they were any younger this film wouldn’t be legal, and yet they are certainly not inexperienced when it comes to sex. And, as our narrator Adam Kubrick tells us, there is more sex than skiing on this ski trip. (Adam Kubrick and Brock Wilder are the two beauties pictured on the cover.)

The film opens with Adam waking up. He rubs the sleep from his eyes, and heads to the bathroom preceded by his morning erection. When we next see him, he is coming downstairs where Aston Martin (how do you like that nom de porn?) is fixing breakfast. Aston is wearing only a pair of shorts. He’s slender and has curly dark hair. Adam helps Aston out by setting the table. Aston comes onto him. They kiss, and Aston is soon sucking on Adam’s dick. Aston lies back onto the breakfast table where Adam gives some suck to Aston’s uncut member before fingering his ass. Adam’s dick soon replaces the finger. I loved it when Adam started kissing Aston’s feet as he was fucking him. After Adam pulls his dick out and cums on Aston’s belly, he licks up every drop. He sucks on Aston’s balls to help Aston shoot a load.

After everyone has had breakfast it’s time to hit the slopes. Aston is still horny so he and Brock stop by a tree and Aston goes down on Brock’s cock. Brock has bleached his bangs and the hair stands up like the tail of a bantam rooster. Adam may be the prettiest, but I find Brock to be the sexiest. It’s a bit cold and they don’t finish the blowjob; but, never fear, they will later.

Finished with this modicum of outdoor exercise, it’s time for lots of indoor activity. Billy Elliot and Luke Masters only make it as far as the upstairs hallway. Billy does indeed look somewhat like the title character of the film of that name. Luke is the youngest looking of the seven performers. Now Luke may look innocent; but, when he sticks first his tongue and then his admirable dick in Billy’s butt, all illusions of innocence disappear. Luke pulls out to come on Billy’s back; Billy makes a sticky mess on the floor.

We now find Brock in the shower. Aston finds him, too, and picks up on the blowjob he was giving outside. The next thing we know, Brock’s butt is filled with Aston’s cock and Aston’s balls are twirling with each thrust. From his bent over position Brock’s mouth is level with his cock. When he shoots his load it’s right on target. Aston deposits a heavy load on Brock’s back.

It’s after lunch now, but Roland didn’t get enough to eat so he’s chowing down on David’s dick. Roland is a sexy young brunet with a gap in the middle of his lower teeth. Being gat-toothed is supposedly a sign of a strong sex drive and Roland doesn’t seem to disprove it. David, another handsome young brunet, decides to feed a bit on Roland’s cock and then feeds his dick into Roland’s rear. Adam comes down the stairs as they are in the middle of their fuck and they motion for him to join them. After kissing both, he gives Roland his cock to suck and then switches places with David. When Adam pulls his cock out of Roland’s ass and cums on his back, he licks up his cum—great gobs of it—just as he did in his earlier ejaculate. Adam obviously believes in recycling.

Brock and Billy now come on to Adam. They are playing some kind of game on a small table. Brock has a delightful laugh. Soon Brock and then Adam take out their dicks. Billy, who is sitting between the two, begins to stroke both—a dick in each hand. Brock gets up and goes over to Adam and starts sucking his cock. Billy gets behind Brock and rubs his stiff dick up and down Brock’s crack. After a time it enters Brock’s ass. Billy really throws it to the beautiful boy and is the first to cum. Adam follows soon after. Brock once again does his fabulous shot into the mouth maneuver. I thought this would be the finale, but no—there’s one more scene.

We pop into a bedroom where Luke is stuffing a double-headed dildo into Roland’s ass. Luke licks Roland’s butt and sucks on the other end of the dildo as Roland moans in ecstasy. Out comes the dildo and in goes Luke’s prick. They sixty-nine to bring one another to fulfillment and the film to a close.

The extras are more than one could ask for. We have a Photo Gallery, a Web Connect to the Tribal Pulse Website, Pick the Dick, Cum Shots, Trailers, and Outtakes. The photo gallery has some pix of these twinks that are very enticing. In Pick the Dick you are asked to match the cock with the performer (I did rather well). Cum Shots lets us see once again Brock’s great aim and Adam’s cum-eating. The Outtakes are behind the scenes goings on with Adam occasionally narrating. Brock steals this by showing his gymnastic abilities: standing on his hands, doing clapping pushups, doing a pushup with someone sitting on his back. The Trailers are for SUITE SERVICE wherein I see Adam bottoming; RED HOT POKERS, which I will review soon; and PHARAOH where some well built young perfumers love their mummy.

Exceptionally beautiful young performers and good sex makes SKI TRIP rank rather high on the peter-meter. Adam was telling us in the outtakes that he wanted to go to Hawaii. After seeing this film, I want to go to Prague. OH, DO I!