You Sexy Young Thing (French Connection) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  5/29/2004

It is hard to tell which of the young beauties featured herein is the sexy young thing of the title. Any of these guys could be embody that designation. (The German title is JUNGS AUF DER FINCA, not JUNGEN; so it too is singular.) My vote would go to the sexy bronze-skinned beauty of Latin or Arab descent smiling at us from the top of the cover. Or the blond smiling up at him. Or…..well, you get the picture.

We start in Germany with these young studs at the airport ready to board the plane to Las Palmas. Once there, they get together in twos (or threes) to have sex amid other of nature’s splendors. Beautiful young men in fabulous surroundings make for quite an eyeful.

There are eight guys named in the credits, but the action is mainly with the five seen rushing out of the surf in the picture at the bottom of the cover. All have taken clippers to their pubic hair—the blond at the top is totally shaven. The bronze-skinned beauty has a pierced tongue that he uses to admirable advantage on his companions’ cocks. He tops in the earlier scenes, so I am pleasantly surprised when he bottoms for one of the blonds near the end of the film. There’s no role-playing among these fun-loving vacationers.

There’s a chubby, bespectacled gent that we see twice. He’s either the director or producer, I assume. He’s certainly not the chaperone. He’s quite cheerful and constantly smiling. Who wouldn’t be with these stunning young guys walking around nude?

There’s a lot of German dialogue, but what they are saying isn’t important. What they are doing is.

I would have given practically anything to have been there with this group on holiday. Watching the DVD is the next best thing.