Screwed (Body Shoppe) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  5/29/2004

There is one scene in this that is quite good, and one that had potential if they had properly exploited it, but the rest is pretty dull.

The good scene is with Bryce London and a youngster known only as Neal. Now the whole concept of this film is straight guys giving up their virginity. Certainly if anyone could seduce a straight, it is Bryce. As I’ve mention in other reviews he is handsome, built, and sucks a mean dick. He can also fuck. Neal is very cute. When Bryce first touches his leg he removes the hand. Next time, he doesn’t. (Enough coyness.) Bryce leans over to suck the kid’s cock. In no time at all, Bryce maneuvers into a sixty-nine position and Neal starts sucking Bryce with no hesitation whatsoever. Either this kid has done this before, or it’s a remarkable natural talent. Nor does he hesitate to give Bryce a super rim job. Bryce sticks his tongue up Neal’s hole as well. Bruce then inserts his dick. “I’ve never done this before,” Neal says with a slight smirk that would have done Clinton proud denying anything went on the oval office. There’s no indication of pain or surprise on Neal's face when Bruce’s cock enters him, just a contented smile. But whether he’s a cute straight kid losing his virginity or an experienced hustler plying his trade, it’s a very good scene.

There was another scene that had potential, and it was irritating that it was not fulfilled. In this one we have four very cute guys posing for still pictures. They put cocks in their mouths and cocks in their asses as flashbulbs popped. The scene was for the still photographers and not for the video. What a disappointment!

The remainder of the scenes really might have been straight guys doing it—or rather trying to do it—for the first time. In these scenes, we saw average—or less than average guys—trying to put limp dicks into tight holes. Their lack of success was a Comedy of Errors. It would have been very funny, if I weren’t so embarrassed for them. I felt really sorry for them as they did try. I’m not sure why the film was called SCREWED as so few people were. Maybe it was meant to refer to us?

I will definitely return to view the Bryce-Neal encounter. Ther rest of the film, I will try to forget.