Outdoor Sex (SEVP) Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  5/5/2004

Those of us who have watched S.E.V.P. Productions know that they are filled with very cute young twinks who suck residue cum off spunky dicks and fuck (usually) without condoms. OUTDOOR SEX fits the pattern and is unique only in that all of the action takes place outdoors. The scenes alternate between a beach and a backyard. In a couple of scenes on the beach where two or three young guys are sucking or fucking their brains out other young guys can be seen in the background sunbathing, tossing Frisbees or frolicking in the surf. Surprisingly, none take the slightest notice of the sexual activity occurring just a hundred yards away.

The film begins with two cuties—a blond and a brunet, the favorite pairing—arriving, setting up an umbrella, and spreading out a blanket. One of the guys asks the other to put some suntan lotion on his back. His buddy does so, but soon one of his hands is sliding under the skimpy bathing suit to squeeze an ass cheek. This makes his buddy reach over and squeeze the burgeoning cock in his friend’s trunks. Not only does he squeeze the dick through the trunks but he pulls the trunks down and swallows the dick. This scene establishes the unbreakable pattern that all of the scenes will follow: each sucks the other’s cock, each fucks the other bareback, each cums on the other’s face, each sucks the remaining spooge from a scummy dick. Sometimes a little rimming may be thrown in but we can always expect above pattern.

A backyard scene is next. A sweet young brunet is playing with his dick through his underwear when his blond friend—wearing only a towel—emerges from the house. They kiss. When the handsome young blond drops his towel his hard dick is at a 45-degree angle. His cute friend is on it in no time. It then follows the pattern established in the first scene. Each sucks the other’s cock, each fucks the other bareback, each cums on the other’s face, each sucks the remaining spooge from a scummy dick.

It’s a threesome when we return to the beach. It contains two brunets and—of course—a blond. The blond is the first to get attention, but before the scene ends all will suck or be sucked all with fuck or be fucked all with get a face full of cum, all with lick a skuzzy dick. It is here, for the first time that we see the action is taking place on a crowded beach. And I really want to know how throwing a Frisbee is more interesting than watching a threesome getting it on? Maybe this is a regular occurrence on Swedish beaches and so common that it's just ignored. Damn! Why was I there in wintertime?

Three more twosomes follow. One in the yard, the other two on the beach. The brunet from scene two returns in one and the final pairing on the beach is with our original beach boys once again. I don’t have to describe the action; you already know the routine by now.

Extras include the usual chapters along with cum shots (for déjà vu all over again, as Yoga Berra said). There is also a slide show and preview of other cumming attractions.

I wasn’t as awed with this one as I have been with other S.E.V.P. productions. Maybe because the scenes were so bloody predictable they lacked any real passion causing the film to be just a suck and fuck by the numbers. Maybe because I’m becoming jaded. I really think it’s the former. God, I hope so!