Slave Workshop Hamburg Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  10/28/2002

Someday I’m going to find an S & M film that is a true S & M film and not a fake, boring S & M for sissies. The hype on the cover sounds hot for this one, but it’s as tame as something from Disney. All pissing on the slave is faked and there is absolutely no sense of danger. Titan has things in their films that really make this one look stupid. The DVD transfer sucks.

THE PLOT:

A young German lad with a nice body and a guiche reads an ad for a slave. This makes him so hot he jacks off. Having answered the ad he is told to go to the train station get in the back of a white van, take off all his clothes and put them in a garbage bag, place a mask over his head and affix a pair of handcuffs. He is then driven to a deserted garage where over the next several days, he is forced to lick his master's boots for ten seconds and suck his large uncut cock for all of fifteen seconds. The rest of the time he is just strung up, or chained to a urinal and left there. The sum total of this slave’s trials is to have a scrungy guy fill his mouth with beer and spit it on him. His only entertainment is watching another slave forced onto a large dildo affixed to a motorcycle seat. The master is ridiculous growling “errrr errrr errr” constantly in every scene. Afterward the slave and his clothes are dropped into the street. Later he receives a letter from the master telling him he has been accepted as a full-time slave.

Now I could think of 1001 things to do to a slave before I got to spitting beer on him. I thought you sucked them and fucked them and whipped them and shaved them and the list goes on. In none of the scenes here did the slave have so much as an erection. But why should he? This was about as sexual as Regis and Kathy (or whoever the Hell is with him now). This guy who wanted to be a slave had a truly boring weekend and I had a truly boring 70 minutes. Even the pussy S&M from Grapik Arts is superior to this turkey! Errr errr errrrrrrr!

If anyone knows of good S&M film, please let me know:
shaver@my.adultdvdtalk.com