Frat House Frenzy Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  9/27/2002

This exercise in fraternity hazing takes place in an adult toy store run by frat member Leaf Hendrickson. Though why it takes place in this setting is beyond me since no one uses any of the toys to be found there. Well, in the second scene hunky Gino Pizano does use a suction dingy on his tits--with no effect whatsoever--so again, why the toy store?

It opens with Ken Griffen selecting an inflatable dildo and taking it into the men’s room. So, here I was all in anticipation to see him shove it up his wazoo and pump that bulb. But all he does is sit on the toilet seat and gently push the dildo up the leg of his shorts--something that was about as erotic as a knee pat from a kindly uncle. Leaf, spying on him, joins him (thank goodness) and gets Ken to suck him. Leaf is the attractive guy with the swimmer’s build on the cover. Fortunately Leaf is not content to just be a recipient and goes to work on Ken’s cock and keester. Even without the dildo being used it’s a pretty good scene. But it’s downhill from here.

As mentioned earlier the second scene features Gino Pizano and a useless suction gizmo. Gino is a sexy lad with a moustache and goatee, a beautiful pattern of body hair, and pierced ears and tongue. Leaf enters the dressing booth where Gino has gone to try and get that useless tool to work. Leaf has a tool that does work and Gino is soon the anal recipient of same. This was a disappointing scene in that it had two great looking guys and should have been hotter.

The third scene also took place in a dressing booth. This time the inhabitants were Mark Anthony, Andrew Wright and Sly Bloux. They are seen choosing a dildo and talking about lube before the sex begins, but no dildo is ever used in the action. This is a pity as it might have given some life to a thoroughly mediocre threesome. Mark Anthony is a hot guy with his thin band of pubic hair. He was a great bottom in his early films, but is only so-so as a top.

The final scene between Brian Stone and Alexander Devries is not in the Adult shop. It takes place in a poolroom. Billiard tables have been used for more than one ball game since they were brought to this country in the eighteenth century. And sure enough each guy fucks the other over the table. There was some bad lighting in the early part of the scene with Brian having green hair and a green nose. (I thought of an Irish leprechaun.) Brian has a rectangular torso with a light dusting of hair and a thick dick. Alexander is a slender strawberry blond.

Once again, the ingredients were here if the director had had enough imagination to use them. Having set a film in an adult store and then not using dildos, penis pumps, or any other toys is like going to an amusement park and not going on any of the rides. Might as well go to the Mall.