What Guys Want Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  4/21/2003

There are two reasons I generally avoid Robert Prion’s films: Vincent DeMarco and Jay Richards. Prion apparently cannot make a film without them and I find both to be less than attractive. Vincent resembles a greasy street hustler (his fingernails bitten down to the quick is another minus) and Jay (Prion’s LTC) is too fat, too hairy, and too old to appear in films of this type. Although he is probably a very nice man, I have never read a review where the reviewer didn’t wish Jay wasn’t in it. Nevertheless, Prion’s films capture good old-fashioned dirty sex and provide a nice change from the pretty boys on the west coast or the muscular gods in our European films. I picked this one up for Michel Mattel, a handsome Canadian who has appeared in such films as “Alex & Bruno” and some great films from Falcon, Lucas Entertainment, and Studio 2000 and whom I like immensely. He appears in the final scene with Cody Marshall and his big dick (Michel has a big one, too.).

But there are other fine scenes here too. The opening scene, which takes place on a yacht, has three hot guys: Bryon Rogers, Rob Walker and Dustin Jeffreys. Bryon is a great looking young blond. After blowing one another on deck, they move below for the anal action. The fun part is when Dustin sits on Rob’s dick while Rob is being fucked by Bryon! Believe it. They do it.

Scene two is the requisite Jay Richard’s scene. He’s always paired with some cute thing, and here is no exception. Alex Turner the cute thing in question tells Jay he has never been fucked and wants him to take his cherry. (Now that’s really hard to believe! And I don’t mean the fact that Alex might be an anal virgin.) Amazingly Alex stays rock hard throughout the scene. I’m always uncomfortable during scenes like this where a cute guy has to make it with a guy that just isn’t attractive. (There’s also the feeling that if he would do it with this guy he would do it with anyone—even me. How about next Friday, Alex?) After Alex has been deflowered, he has a turn at Jay’s bum which must be like fucking the Pillsbury doughboy.

Scene three is the Vincent DeMarco scene. He is paired with an incredibly beautiful young Italian, Gianni Pasquale, who reminded me of Guido in “Kiss Me Guido”. Seeing this guy suck dick and get fucked is “molto caldo” even if Vincent leaves me “molto freddo”. Gianni does throw it to Vincent before it’s over.

A foursome that begins in an outdoor Jacuzzi is the fourth scene. The guys all have big dicks and they know how to use them. It’s a very good scene.

The Michel Mattel-Cody Marshall scene closes the film. It does not disappoint. Michel is a good cocksucker and a great bottom. (These are the guys on the DVD cover.)

This is one of the better—if not the best—of the Prion’s I have seen. His camera work is top-notch. There are some good moments here and the DVD is well worth the inexpensive asking price. I was pleasantly surprised.