Private Man 3: Prick A Porter Review

Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  3/7/2003

PRICK-A-PORTER is a clever take on the fashion trade’s prêt-a-porter (ready to wear).

Robert le Foc (haha) is a designer who needs to make a comeback so he approaches Jean-Claude Penisse (hoho) the man who can make it all possible. The drawback is that Jean-Claude is Robert’s former lover whom Robert jilted. Robert is played by Renato Bellagio (a man of many names who is using yet another one here) while Jean-Claude is played by the popular Janos Volt (also using another name here). Janos is looking hotter than ever before. He has shaved his chest in order to show off his new bod—the result of many hours and much hard work in the gym. I was never truly a fan until now. But, wow!

Jean-Claude’s new lover is a handsome blond assistant that is also familiar with body-sculpting. A nice threesome is the result.

Now Jean-Claude decides to give Robert his fashion show, but has a fiendish plan to ruin it. He adds Viagra to the juice the models are to drink before going on stage. The result is some action designed to alleviate these stiff dicks. As their roles require, these studs are all super hunks. There is one in particular who is built like the proverbial brick shithouse and has the face of film star. Grrr, is he handsome! (He will top Janos in the film.) Another of the models whom I found to be outstanding (pun intended) has such a tight foreskin it never leaves his dick even when his dick is fully hard.

Well, if you are concerned about the plot's outcome (and outcum) Jean-Claude’s plan backfires. The models parade onto the runway, strip naked (hey, it’s just like the Emperor’s New Clothes) and start balling. Audience members whip out their dicks and pound away. Even Jean-Claude realizes the money making potential of Robert’s fashion designs (shouldn't nature get most of the credit?) and all ends happily.

This is the third release of Private Man’s entry into gay porn. (The first two were SWORD MASTER and GAMBLER’S DELIGHT.) Like the first two films, the guys are gorgeous. The films are at a bargain price. And one can watch it in a variety of languages. The sex isn’t exceptional; but, with these awesome hunks doing it, it’s damn good. I sense a potential danger, however, in the future. Not content with just turning out fine porn, the director is beginning to play around and get “arty”. Oblique angles and dickering with the film speed in the sex scenes considerably reduces their heat. (Fucking distracting is what they are.) So, I can’t give this film as good as rating as the two that have preceded it. Come one now, Private Man, you’ve got a good thing going here, don’t start screwing around and fuck it up!