Reviews of Dave Hardman Movies (190 - page 4)
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Billy Glide, Sana Fey, Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Rick Masters, Mariah, Kaylynn, Lee, Miko Lee, David Christopher, Alana Evans, Alexandra Quinn, Eva Moore, Kiki Daire
Studio: Legend
Directed by: David Christopher
Release date: 12/27/2000
Pussyman's Jr. College Tramps review summaries:
Devient's
Pussymans Jr. College Tramps Running time: 1:30:00 Scene 1: Alana Evens blonde. with 2 guys. Alana is pretty hot blond and likes to talks dirty as the guys go down on her. Dave Hardman bends her over and gives to her, while she blows the other guy for a while. She then does reverse cowgirl while both guys double vag her. She occasionally talks to the camera and guys dirty nasty stuff. The guys then take her into a DP (13:00) which she takes in great stride. They guys take in different DP positions before having her kneel down and popping their loads into her mouth. Nice hot scene and should get a 9.0 Scene 2: Miko Lee oriental & Sana Fey redhead. Well Miko looks good and young wearing the schoolgirl plaid skirt. But on the other hand Sana Fey is a hot redhead with big huge tits and dosent follow in the teen look just dirtyy porn slut. The girls get into lesibians scene with Pussyman watching but not saying much. The girls get on some strap-on and other toys on each other. [read the full review]
review from 3/6/2001:
Pussymans Jr. College Tramps Running time: 1:30:00 Scene 1: Alana Evens blonde. with 2 guys. Alana is pretty hot blond and likes to talks dirty as the guys go down on her. Dave Hardman bends her over and gives to her, while she blows the other guy for a while. She then does reverse cowgirl while both guys double vag her. She occasionally talks to the camera and guys dirty nasty stuff. The guys then take her into a DP (13:00) which she takes in great stride. They guys take in different DP positions before having her kneel down and popping their loads into her mouth. Nice hot scene and should get a 9.0 Scene 2: Miko Lee oriental & Sana Fey redhead. Well Miko looks good and young wearing the schoolgirl plaid skirt. But on the other hand Sana Fey is a hot redhead with big huge tits and dosent follow in the teen look just dirtyy porn slut. The girls get into lesibians scene with Pussyman watching but not saying much. The girls get on some strap-on and other toys on each other. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Shelby Stevens, Rachel Love, Dave Hardman, Ron Jeremy, Kiss, Rayveness, Tara Gold, Rick Oshea, Lilli Xene
Studio: Legend
Release date: 12/27/2000
Fuck Holes: Big Fucking Tits review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 227 min. Production Date: 1997 Director: None given Cast: Rachel Love, Rayveness, Tara Gold, Kiss, Lilli Xene, Shelby Stevens, Rick Oshay, Ron Jeremy, Dave Hardman, and many more who arent named for obvious reasons Initial Expectations: With a title like Fuck Holes: Big Fucking Tits Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: An air sickness bag should have been included. Who Should Watch It : Fans of female masturbation and anybody who thinks that second or third generation VHS tapes look purty dang good. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes a decent picture and good sex. Audio /Video Quality: As a compilation feature, one expects the audio and video quality to vary a little. The audio varies between sucking horribly and bad. The clearest thing you can here in the feature is the director telling the stars what to do. The video, however, doesnt vary much. Its pretty steady at blowing huge chunks throughout the feature. [read the full review]
review from 4/13/2001:
Running Time: 227 min. Production Date: 1997 Director: None given Cast: Rachel Love, Rayveness, Tara Gold, Kiss, Lilli Xene, Shelby Stevens, Rick Oshay, Ron Jeremy, Dave Hardman, and many more who arent named for obvious reasons Initial Expectations: With a title like Fuck Holes: Big Fucking Tits Im not expecting too much. Initial Reaction: An air sickness bag should have been included. Who Should Watch It : Fans of female masturbation and anybody who thinks that second or third generation VHS tapes look purty dang good. Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who likes a decent picture and good sex. Audio /Video Quality: As a compilation feature, one expects the audio and video quality to vary a little. The audio varies between sucking horribly and bad. The clearest thing you can here in the feature is the director telling the stars what to do. The video, however, doesnt vary much. Its pretty steady at blowing huge chunks throughout the feature. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Leanni Lei, Jules Jordan, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Mia Smiles, Mark Anthony, Kianna Bradley, Giselle Yum, Jade Marcela, Sasha Cummings, Miko Lee, China Doll, Cindy Young, Herschel Savage
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Dion Giarrusso
Release date: 12/15/2000
Previews: Previews
Cumback Pussy 27: Girls Of The Asian Persuasion review summaries:
Capitol's
This movie was not bad. You don't have to like asian women in order to enjoy this flick. Frankly, this is not the greatest flick, but it should satisfy a craving for women of the far east. Scene breakdown as follows: Scene 1: Mia Smiles, Sasha Cummings & Mark Davis Mia is a georgeous chick! What a body. Too bad they do not show her off more in this sceen. Sasha is not as attractive and when placed next to Mia she looks down right fat. Mark Davis has got to have a few screws loose. Really, you have to get off on choking in order to enjoy this sceen. What really detracts this sceen from being really hot is when Mark grabbs Mia by the neck and spits in her face. After that bit, I was on the fast forward. Talk about instantly ruining the heat of a sceen. Who gets off on that??? The sceen is Mark switching between the two women to finally cum on Mia's face. Most of it misses her face and the whole sceen was a disappointment. -Scene 2: Miko Lee & Mark Anthony Miko Lee is not the most attractive woman. [read the full review]
review from 9/24/2002:
This movie was not bad. You don't have to like asian women in order to enjoy this flick. Frankly, this is not the greatest flick, but it should satisfy a craving for women of the far east. Scene breakdown as follows: Scene 1: Mia Smiles, Sasha Cummings & Mark Davis Mia is a georgeous chick! What a body. Too bad they do not show her off more in this sceen. Sasha is not as attractive and when placed next to Mia she looks down right fat. Mark Davis has got to have a few screws loose. Really, you have to get off on choking in order to enjoy this sceen. What really detracts this sceen from being really hot is when Mark grabbs Mia by the neck and spits in her face. After that bit, I was on the fast forward. Talk about instantly ruining the heat of a sceen. Who gets off on that??? The sceen is Mark switching between the two women to finally cum on Mia's face. Most of it misses her face and the whole sceen was a disappointment. -Scene 2: Miko Lee & Mark Anthony Miko Lee is not the most attractive woman. [read the full review]
VictoriO's
Cumback Pussy 27: Girls of the Asian Persuasion Year: 2000 Starring: Mia Smiles, Sasha Cummings, Mark Davis, Miko Lee, Mark Anthony, Giselle Yum, Kianna Bradley, China Doll, Herschel Savage, Leanni Lei, Jules, Jade Marcela, Dave Hardman, Cindy Young Special Features: Trailers (I didn't take the time to look at them), Photo Galleria, Chapters Company: Elegant Angel -I rented this DVD expecting so much. I was highly disappointed. This shit is mediocre at best! Elegant Angel makes some good films, but this film blows major hard! The 'Cumback Pussy' theme song is terrible & annoying. The sex is weak & the females are a bit tired looking in here. I like Leanni Lei, Jade Marcella & Giselle Yum but this film is a waste! Yet, it is one of the biggest bestsellers on DVD. Fuck all this! I don't even feel like doing a full review on this shit; it's not worth it nor my time. I recommend that you all see Leanni Lei in "Color Blind II", "Cumback Pussy 21" & "Bottom Feeders" (I wanna see her in "New Breed II"). [read the full review]
review from 11/1/2001:
Cumback Pussy 27: Girls of the Asian Persuasion Year: 2000 Starring: Mia Smiles, Sasha Cummings, Mark Davis, Miko Lee, Mark Anthony, Giselle Yum, Kianna Bradley, China Doll, Herschel Savage, Leanni Lei, Jules, Jade Marcela, Dave Hardman, Cindy Young Special Features: Trailers (I didn't take the time to look at them), Photo Galleria, Chapters Company: Elegant Angel -I rented this DVD expecting so much. I was highly disappointed. This shit is mediocre at best! Elegant Angel makes some good films, but this film blows major hard! The 'Cumback Pussy' theme song is terrible & annoying. The sex is weak & the females are a bit tired looking in here. I like Leanni Lei, Jade Marcella & Giselle Yum but this film is a waste! Yet, it is one of the biggest bestsellers on DVD. Fuck all this! I don't even feel like doing a full review on this shit; it's not worth it nor my time. I recommend that you all see Leanni Lei in "Color Blind II", "Cumback Pussy 21" & "Bottom Feeders" (I wanna see her in "New Breed II"). [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Dave Hardman, John Strong, Tyce Bune, Pat Myne, Santino Lee, Guy DiSilva, Jay Ashley, Regan Starr, Jasper Wade, Cheyne Collins, Jeremy Steel, Jen X, Herschel Savage
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Release date: 12/12/2000
Gang Bang Angels 12 (Elegant Angel) review summaries:
Kobiata's
Gang Bang Angels 12 by Alex Ladd Evil Angel DVD / 2000 / 80 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single Layer Disc Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Additional Features: - Photo Gallery - Trailers Starring: Regan Star and Jen X Synopsis: Regan Star wants to shed her "good innocent girl" porn image. What better way to shed this image then to be fucked by several men. Overall: Regan Star has definitely broken her "good girl" reputation. Despite not having the star power as other Gang Bang veterans such as Inari Vachs and Houston, she compensates with her sexual intensity. DVD Quality: The video quality is better than other Elegant Angel releases even with the low level of lighting. Extras: Elegant Angel has not improved their extras. It includes trailers and photo gallery. LIKES: Regan is a great performer. Most of the time, she was very vocal, which is a plus in a gang bang movie as it could get very boring. The brief masturbation sequence in the beginn [read the full review]
review from 12/16/2000:
Gang Bang Angels 12 by Alex Ladd Evil Angel DVD / 2000 / 80 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single Layer Disc Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Additional Features: - Photo Gallery - Trailers Starring: Regan Star and Jen X Synopsis: Regan Star wants to shed her "good innocent girl" porn image. What better way to shed this image then to be fucked by several men. Overall: Regan Star has definitely broken her "good girl" reputation. Despite not having the star power as other Gang Bang veterans such as Inari Vachs and Houston, she compensates with her sexual intensity. DVD Quality: The video quality is better than other Elegant Angel releases even with the low level of lighting. Extras: Elegant Angel has not improved their extras. It includes trailers and photo gallery. LIKES: Regan is a great performer. Most of the time, she was very vocal, which is a plus in a gang bang movie as it could get very boring. The brief masturbation sequence in the beginn [read the full review]
Color Blind 3 (Vivid Raw) review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
Color Blind 3 Studio: Vivid Raw Starring Female: Midori, Raylene, Frankie Lah Rue, Dianna DeVoe, Jade Marcela, Chennin Looks: Interracial Girls and Interracial Guys hot bodies especially Raylene, Midori, And Frankie Lah Rue. First Impression: After being seriously disappointed with Color Blind 2, and picking this one up after the 4.99 sale. I was expecting maybe one good scene and the rest total crap. Boy was I wrong! Likes: Interacial theme. Sure we get a variety of the women. But hey we need more diversity in the guys too. Dislikes: OH my god there were annoying Camera Shots! I mean we actually see the photographer taking pix of the action? WTF is that all about. There is even a part where the camera is focused on a photographer taking the pix.. we dont see any action for like 30 seconds.. just to focus on some ugly guy taking pictures of people fucking. Hey I paid to see people have sex.. I did not pay to watch a Guy Watching a Guy Taking pictures of people having sex that is not right. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2001:
Color Blind 3 Studio: Vivid Raw Starring Female: Midori, Raylene, Frankie Lah Rue, Dianna DeVoe, Jade Marcela, Chennin Looks: Interracial Girls and Interracial Guys hot bodies especially Raylene, Midori, And Frankie Lah Rue. First Impression: After being seriously disappointed with Color Blind 2, and picking this one up after the 4.99 sale. I was expecting maybe one good scene and the rest total crap. Boy was I wrong! Likes: Interacial theme. Sure we get a variety of the women. But hey we need more diversity in the guys too. Dislikes: OH my god there were annoying Camera Shots! I mean we actually see the photographer taking pix of the action? WTF is that all about. There is even a part where the camera is focused on a photographer taking the pix.. we dont see any action for like 30 seconds.. just to focus on some ugly guy taking pictures of people fucking. Hey I paid to see people have sex.. I did not pay to watch a Guy Watching a Guy Taking pictures of people having sex that is not right. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Michael J. Cox, Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Buck Adams, Peach, Jade Marcela, Vivian Valentine, Allison Kilgore, Devlin Weed, Kid Vegas, Terri Star, Tracy Luv, Lucky, Brunno, Apache, Herschel Savage, Cuba DeMoan
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Release date: 11/10/2000
Previews: Previews
Kelly the Coed 3: Campus Life review summaries:
Flash's
Kelly the Coed 3 is the lowest entry so far of the Kelly the Coed adult movie series. The charm that the first movie pulled off has been lost here. The movie is further hampered by newer footage being added to the movie for this release. The DVD itself is lacking with a less than stellar picture and tons of phone sex adverts. [read the full review]
review from 11/5/2015:
Kelly the Coed 3 is the lowest entry so far of the Kelly the Coed adult movie series. The charm that the first movie pulled off has been lost here. The movie is further hampered by newer footage being added to the movie for this release. The DVD itself is lacking with a less than stellar picture and tons of phone sex adverts. [read the full review]
Interview with a Vamp review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 1995 Director: Justin Case Cast: Alex Jordan, Tiffany Mynx, Asia Carrera, Tiffany Torres, Don Hart (Mike Horner), Ian Daniels, Marc Wallice, Nick East, and Dave Hardman Initial Expectations: This is my first Anabolic release, so I didn't really know what to expect. From what I head about Anabolic, I had better than average expectations. Initial Reaction: Better than average, but a little more attention could have made it much better. Audio /Video Quality: A little better than average. There are some problems with shadows (although most of the movie takes place at night), but they're more than they should be. The audio is very poorly balanced and the dialogue is very hard to hear much of the time. Music: The music fits the scenes very well, but it's way to loud. I gave up on trying to understand the dialogue after the second scene. The balance would have been pretty good throughout most of the movie if the dialogue and music volumes were reversed. [read the full review]
review from 11/25/2000:
Running Time: 84 min. Production Date: 1995 Director: Justin Case Cast: Alex Jordan, Tiffany Mynx, Asia Carrera, Tiffany Torres, Don Hart (Mike Horner), Ian Daniels, Marc Wallice, Nick East, and Dave Hardman Initial Expectations: This is my first Anabolic release, so I didn't really know what to expect. From what I head about Anabolic, I had better than average expectations. Initial Reaction: Better than average, but a little more attention could have made it much better. Audio /Video Quality: A little better than average. There are some problems with shadows (although most of the movie takes place at night), but they're more than they should be. The audio is very poorly balanced and the dialogue is very hard to hear much of the time. Music: The music fits the scenes very well, but it's way to loud. I gave up on trying to understand the dialogue after the second scene. The balance would have been pretty good throughout most of the movie if the dialogue and music volumes were reversed. [read the full review]
(2.5 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Erica, Jay Ashley, Ashley, Johnny Thrust, Baily, Princess, Bolivia
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Lizzy Borden
Release date: 10/31/2000
House of Whores (Extreme) review summaries:
Goldmember's
House of Whores Directed by Lizzy Borden Overall Impression I generally stay away from Extreme Associates productions, with the odd Tom Byron directed fick being the exception. I bought this disc for two reasons: #1 Ashlyn Gere, #2 it was only 13 bucks. After having watched it those are still the only two reasons to own this disc. That said Gere is fantastic in this title, one of her very first scenes after coming out of retirement. To be fair Jasmine St. Claire is also rather entertaining in this one as well, but the rest of the scenes especially the bonus scene did nothing for me and are responsible for bringing the rating so far down on this disc. Plot The basic idea is that all of these scenes are meant to take place in a whore house. However there is no attempt to develop a story or a plot out of this premise, so it is basically your garden variety gonzo flick. Scene 1 Jasmin St. Claire This first scene is certainly an interesting one. [read the full review]
review from 9/27/2002:
House of Whores Directed by Lizzy Borden Overall Impression I generally stay away from Extreme Associates productions, with the odd Tom Byron directed fick being the exception. I bought this disc for two reasons: #1 Ashlyn Gere, #2 it was only 13 bucks. After having watched it those are still the only two reasons to own this disc. That said Gere is fantastic in this title, one of her very first scenes after coming out of retirement. To be fair Jasmine St. Claire is also rather entertaining in this one as well, but the rest of the scenes especially the bonus scene did nothing for me and are responsible for bringing the rating so far down on this disc. Plot The basic idea is that all of these scenes are meant to take place in a whore house. However there is no attempt to develop a story or a plot out of this premise, so it is basically your garden variety gonzo flick. Scene 1 Jasmin St. Claire This first scene is certainly an interesting one. [read the full review]
SPUNKY's
This episode was written and directed by lizzy borden. It is apparent that lizzy does not know how to write and/or direct!!! This dvd consisted of 5 secenes. In my opinion, the first scene with jasmine st. Claire is the best. Ms. St. Claire is in the tub taking a bath with all the suds you can imagine. There is plenty of cock sucking, pussy eating, and pussy and ass fucking. The next scene consists of two women (stryc-9 and iroc) with a pathetic stud. There is alot of ass to mouth and fingers in ass to mouth through out this scene. The next scene is with monique. Monique appears to be the only on enoying herself in this scene. The next scene is forgettable. The last scene is with ashlyn gere and is pretty good. This scene has great potential. However, ms. Gere apparently does not like a good ass fucking which tom byron is very capable of giving. This was the only disappointment for this scene. Extras: there is a bonus scene that is ok. [read the full review]
review from 2/5/2001:
This episode was written and directed by lizzy borden. It is apparent that lizzy does not know how to write and/or direct!!! This dvd consisted of 5 secenes. In my opinion, the first scene with jasmine st. Claire is the best. Ms. St. Claire is in the tub taking a bath with all the suds you can imagine. There is plenty of cock sucking, pussy eating, and pussy and ass fucking. The next scene consists of two women (stryc-9 and iroc) with a pathetic stud. There is alot of ass to mouth and fingers in ass to mouth through out this scene. The next scene is with monique. Monique appears to be the only on enoying herself in this scene. The next scene is forgettable. The last scene is with ashlyn gere and is pretty good. This scene has great potential. However, ms. Gere apparently does not like a good ass fucking which tom byron is very capable of giving. This was the only disappointment for this scene. Extras: there is a bonus scene that is ok. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Serenity, Randy Spears, Rick Masters, Mike Horner, Tabitha Stevens, Mickey G., Kaylynn, Anthony Crane, Daniella Rush, Tasha Hunter, Bridgette Kerkove, Anji Cooper, Herschel Savage
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jonathan Morgan
Release date: 10/4/2000
Previews: Previews
Bride of Double Feature, The review summaries:
All reviews of Bride of Double Feature, The
SexyHard's
If you've never watched a movie with Serenity before, you should check her out. Box covers don't do her justice. She has a beautiful body, a pretty pink pussy, and she moves with incredible grace. I would start with the original Double Feature, and then, if you like that movie, check out this one. [read the full review]
review from 6/22/2007:
If you've never watched a movie with Serenity before, you should check her out. Box covers don't do her justice. She has a beautiful body, a pretty pink pussy, and she moves with incredible grace. I would start with the original Double Feature, and then, if you like that movie, check out this one. [read the full review]
RubyRed's
"A Gay Man's Take on Straight Porn" I really did love the first "Double Feature". I thought it was hilarious, creative, and actually pretty hot. I didn't like "Bride of Double Feature" as much. Since this is a porno, I'll start with an overview of the sex scenes. There actually is a good amount of sex in this film, with a little variety here and there. The sex actually was lacking a lot of heat at times. The stand out scenes had to be the threesome with Mickey G., Tabitha Stevens, and the Pizza Girl. There was a good amount of heat, and both women look very good, with a nice touch of diversity since the Pizza Girl had a more natural body, and darker hair, and Tabitha was more your typical blonde porn star. Also, you can tell that Tabitha is enjoying herself. Also, the orgy scene at the end of the movie had some pretty decent heat, and had a little more than the vanilla sex in "Double Feature". Now, I was a little shocked to see Anthony Crane participate in this scene, but I noticed something. [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2005:
"A Gay Man's Take on Straight Porn" I really did love the first "Double Feature". I thought it was hilarious, creative, and actually pretty hot. I didn't like "Bride of Double Feature" as much. Since this is a porno, I'll start with an overview of the sex scenes. There actually is a good amount of sex in this film, with a little variety here and there. The sex actually was lacking a lot of heat at times. The stand out scenes had to be the threesome with Mickey G., Tabitha Stevens, and the Pizza Girl. There was a good amount of heat, and both women look very good, with a nice touch of diversity since the Pizza Girl had a more natural body, and darker hair, and Tabitha was more your typical blonde porn star. Also, you can tell that Tabitha is enjoying herself. Also, the orgy scene at the end of the movie had some pretty decent heat, and had a little more than the vanilla sex in "Double Feature". Now, I was a little shocked to see Anthony Crane participate in this scene, but I noticed something. [read the full review]
Saki's
The Bride of Double Feature! (2000) Studio Wicked Pictures Genre Comedy Director Jonathan Morgan Starring Serenity, Tabitha Stevens, Daniella Rush, Asia Carerra, Kaylynn, Bridgette Kerkove, Tasha Hunter, Anji Cooper, Herschel Savage, Mickey G., Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, Anthony Crane, Dave Hardman, and Rick Masters Running Time 1:55 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.85:1 (letterboxed) for dialogue and 1.33:1 (full frame) for sex Special Features Animated a video main menu; FMV chapter selection menu; audio commentary by director Jonathan Morgan; 39-minute behind-the-scenes video; 6.5-minute blooper reel, 19-picture behind-the-scenes photo gallery (softcore); 20-picture photo gallery (mostly hardcore); audio star bios and trailers for Flashpoint, Sex Safari, Pornogothic, and Double Feature! Typical Watchers Jonathan Morgan fans or porn comedy lovers Typical Haters Anyone who doesn't like cheesy plots or one-liners in their porn; condom haters Replay Value Medium Themes Comedy, handjob, girl-girl, blowjobs, PT [read the full review]
review from 5/13/2003:
The Bride of Double Feature! (2000) Studio Wicked Pictures Genre Comedy Director Jonathan Morgan Starring Serenity, Tabitha Stevens, Daniella Rush, Asia Carerra, Kaylynn, Bridgette Kerkove, Tasha Hunter, Anji Cooper, Herschel Savage, Mickey G., Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Kyle Stone, Anthony Crane, Dave Hardman, and Rick Masters Running Time 1:55 DVD Format Single Sided, Dual Layer (DVD-9) Aspect Ratio 1.85:1 (letterboxed) for dialogue and 1.33:1 (full frame) for sex Special Features Animated a video main menu; FMV chapter selection menu; audio commentary by director Jonathan Morgan; 39-minute behind-the-scenes video; 6.5-minute blooper reel, 19-picture behind-the-scenes photo gallery (softcore); 20-picture photo gallery (mostly hardcore); audio star bios and trailers for Flashpoint, Sex Safari, Pornogothic, and Double Feature! Typical Watchers Jonathan Morgan fans or porn comedy lovers Typical Haters Anyone who doesn't like cheesy plots or one-liners in their porn; condom haters Replay Value Medium Themes Comedy, handjob, girl-girl, blowjobs, PT [read the full review]
(3.0 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: John Decker, Nick East, Ruby, Julian, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, J.J. Michaels, Melanie Stone, Shyla Foxxx, Anthony Crane, Herschel
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Release date: 8/16/2000
Confessions of Hollywood Housewives review summaries:
Draken's
Production Information Studio: Cal Vista Stars: Shyla Foxx, Melanie Stone, John Decker, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, Nick East, Dave Hardman, Ruby, JJ Michaels, Anthony Crane, Herschel, and Julian Pre Viewing Expectations Non-explicit photos shows us some shots of the movie. There is a write up which gives us a brief synopsis of the plot. A list of the stars and the included extras are also mentioned. The Main Event The wife of a soap opera producer is feeling a bored, and has dreams of doing the pool guy (how original). The producer gets some side action from his secretary in his office. The secretary has a pretty convincing orgasm before they try some anal action. The scene concludes with him giving her a facial. When the ratings of her husband's show starts to drop, his wife wanting to protect his job (and her standard of living), and three other bored housewives decide to "research" sex in order to spice up the script of the soap opera. [read the full review]
review from 11/10/2000:
Production Information Studio: Cal Vista Stars: Shyla Foxx, Melanie Stone, John Decker, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, Nick East, Dave Hardman, Ruby, JJ Michaels, Anthony Crane, Herschel, and Julian Pre Viewing Expectations Non-explicit photos shows us some shots of the movie. There is a write up which gives us a brief synopsis of the plot. A list of the stars and the included extras are also mentioned. The Main Event The wife of a soap opera producer is feeling a bored, and has dreams of doing the pool guy (how original). The producer gets some side action from his secretary in his office. The secretary has a pretty convincing orgasm before they try some anal action. The scene concludes with him giving her a facial. When the ratings of her husband's show starts to drop, his wife wanting to protect his job (and her standard of living), and three other bored housewives decide to "research" sex in order to spice up the script of the soap opera. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Meridian, Woody Long, Rayveness, Chelsea [I] (ambiguous), Chelsea Blue, Red Baron
Studio: VXI
Directed by: Jason Tompson
Release date: 8/15/2000
Prime Choice 5 review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 71 min. (cover states approx. 90 min) Production Date: Feb. 5, 1996 Director: Jason Tompson Cast: Chelsea Blue, Rayveness, Meridian, Woody Long, Red Baron, and Dave Hardman Initial Expectations: I havent seen or heard anything about VXI, so Im not sure what to expect. After this long I dont know if no news is that good of news, but with Rayveness and Meridian in the cast I have a little hope. Initial Reaction: Im glad I got it for free. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the cast Who Should Avoid It: Everybody looking for a well made DVD Audio /Video Quality: Remember when you first saw DVD? How everything was so clear? This makes VHS look like that. The audio is a little better but not much. The voices come across okay but theres a constant static in the background and a few background noises during the outdoor scene. Theres also some obvious dubbing. [read the full review]
review from 8/11/2001:
Running Time: 71 min. (cover states approx. 90 min) Production Date: Feb. 5, 1996 Director: Jason Tompson Cast: Chelsea Blue, Rayveness, Meridian, Woody Long, Red Baron, and Dave Hardman Initial Expectations: I havent seen or heard anything about VXI, so Im not sure what to expect. After this long I dont know if no news is that good of news, but with Rayveness and Meridian in the cast I have a little hope. Initial Reaction: Im glad I got it for free. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the cast Who Should Avoid It: Everybody looking for a well made DVD Audio /Video Quality: Remember when you first saw DVD? How everything was so clear? This makes VHS look like that. The audio is a little better but not much. The voices come across okay but theres a constant static in the background and a few background noises during the outdoor scene. Theres also some obvious dubbing. [read the full review]
(3.8 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Brandon Iron, Dave Hardman, Joelani, Crystal Dawn, Elle Devyne, Herschel Savage
Studio: Horizon
Release date: 8/11/2000
This Little Piggy Went to Porno review summaries:
Rembrandt X's
THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO PORNO Production date: june 1998 Comment: since Im mainly interested in the anal sex Ill only review the scenes that have it. Jasmin St. Claire / Age: 27 / Scene 1 Anal sex: ***: spoon, doggy (the in/out nonsense is always annoying, keep the dick in the chick! Blow job: ***: with short aftersuck Vaginal sex: **: doggy, cowgirl (to watch cg is my most favorite vag. [read the full review]
review from 8/27/2003:
THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT TO PORNO Production date: june 1998 Comment: since Im mainly interested in the anal sex Ill only review the scenes that have it. Jasmin St. Claire / Age: 27 / Scene 1 Anal sex: ***: spoon, doggy (the in/out nonsense is always annoying, keep the dick in the chick! Blow job: ***: with short aftersuck Vaginal sex: **: doggy, cowgirl (to watch cg is my most favorite vag. [read the full review]
WolfmanJack's
This is a pretty damn good flick. I've always wanted a Jasmin St. Claire video. This is the only one I know of. It disappoints, a little, because Jasmin keeps her shoes on. What I wouldn't give for a legit Jasmin foot video! Her anal scene is great and she looks like a million bucks. Joe Lani is a sexy plump blond who has a great scene. Crystal Dawn and Elle De Vyne are both damn hot also and the foot action is top shelf. I recommend this movie all the way. It sells for like $22, but it's worth well more. Great foot tape. Only drawback is that Jasmin keeps shoes on. Do you know if there is are other Jasmin St. [read the full review]
review from 1/6/2001:
This is a pretty damn good flick. I've always wanted a Jasmin St. Claire video. This is the only one I know of. It disappoints, a little, because Jasmin keeps her shoes on. What I wouldn't give for a legit Jasmin foot video! Her anal scene is great and she looks like a million bucks. Joe Lani is a sexy plump blond who has a great scene. Crystal Dawn and Elle De Vyne are both damn hot also and the foot action is top shelf. I recommend this movie all the way. It sells for like $22, but it's worth well more. Great foot tape. Only drawback is that Jasmin keeps shoes on. Do you know if there is are other Jasmin St. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Rick Masters, J.J. Michaels, Teri Starr, Envy, Johnny Thrust, Julia Taylor, Nicole Taylor
Studio: Notorious
Directed by: Jim Powers
Release date: 8/11/2000
My Ass 4 (VXI) review summaries:
astroknight's
This one's easy to pass by. There isn't much for anal action and none of it really makes it much past the average level. The technical aspects aren't bad for the age of the movie, and there's no real effort put towards the extras. [read the full review]
review from 4/20/2012:
This one's easy to pass by. There isn't much for anal action and none of it really makes it much past the average level. The technical aspects aren't bad for the age of the movie, and there's no real effort put towards the extras. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jasmin St. Claire, Tom Byron, Dave Hardman, Mila, Rick Masters, Candy Apples, Vince Vouyer, Guy DiSilva
Studio: Metro
Directed by: John T. Bone
Release date: 8/2/2000
Degenerate review summaries:
Rbasileo's
This is worth 15.00 for a few reasons. It's a Metro release that may be a comilation which isn't bad but the video quality spells this out. It's video quality is average, some scenes are too dark and grainy, others are just fine. The sound is ok. The dvd played without problems and the fast forward, instant jump to worked too. The scenes are awesome IF you are a fan of Jasmin St. Claire and a fan of two cocks in one hole sex. YES, even Jasmin has two in one. She looks a bit larger than her usually slim sexy body. But not a fatty for sure. There is a flabby chick, name unknown who is in the second scene I believe that could, I wish, be omitted from this disk and replaced with another hottie. Over all the sex is normal without kink or anything to write home about. BUT, again almost every scene has double vagina or anal penetration by larger cocks too, not some pin dicks. This is not stated on the box of the disk, it's a shame because DP in one hole is not easy to find. A must have for the two in one fan. [read the full review]
review from 10/5/2002:
This is worth 15.00 for a few reasons. It's a Metro release that may be a comilation which isn't bad but the video quality spells this out. It's video quality is average, some scenes are too dark and grainy, others are just fine. The sound is ok. The dvd played without problems and the fast forward, instant jump to worked too. The scenes are awesome IF you are a fan of Jasmin St. Claire and a fan of two cocks in one hole sex. YES, even Jasmin has two in one. She looks a bit larger than her usually slim sexy body. But not a fatty for sure. There is a flabby chick, name unknown who is in the second scene I believe that could, I wish, be omitted from this disk and replaced with another hottie. Over all the sex is normal without kink or anything to write home about. BUT, again almost every scene has double vagina or anal penetration by larger cocks too, not some pin dicks. This is not stated on the box of the disk, it's a shame because DP in one hole is not easy to find. A must have for the two in one fan. [read the full review]
(1.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Tabitha Stevens, Farrah, Kyle Phillips
Studio: Explosive
Release date: 7/14/2000
Tabitha is on Fire review summaries:
Rieekan's
* DIRECTOR: Jesse Jim Turner (1997) * DURATION: »75mins * FEMMES: Charlie, Cortknee, Farrah, Heather Lee, Spice & Tabitha Stevens. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #9 Tabitha Is On Fire. What I wanted from this Tabitha Stevens DVD was five or six scenes (maybe one without Tabitha), some nice lesbian sex, a few facials and no pretence to a story. That very simple mix would have satisfied me. But from the moment of the misspelled Tabatha Stevens in the introductory credits, I knew I was going to get something else. This pitiful and deceptive offering from Explosive DVD knocks Tabitha a peg down my All-Star list and she must cringe to have her name associated with a production like this. Each of the four scenes begins with some rubbish about her intimate fantasies then proceeds straight to the crappy sex. EXTRAS: 4 chapters, phone sex advertisements & time-delay photo gallery (1:48). [read the full review]
review from 9/16/2001:
* DIRECTOR: Jesse Jim Turner (1997) * DURATION: »75mins * FEMMES: Charlie, Cortknee, Farrah, Heather Lee, Spice & Tabitha Stevens. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #9 Tabitha Is On Fire. What I wanted from this Tabitha Stevens DVD was five or six scenes (maybe one without Tabitha), some nice lesbian sex, a few facials and no pretence to a story. That very simple mix would have satisfied me. But from the moment of the misspelled Tabatha Stevens in the introductory credits, I knew I was going to get something else. This pitiful and deceptive offering from Explosive DVD knocks Tabitha a peg down my All-Star list and she must cringe to have her name associated with a production like this. Each of the four scenes begins with some rubbish about her intimate fantasies then proceeds straight to the crappy sex. EXTRAS: 4 chapters, phone sex advertisements & time-delay photo gallery (1:48). [read the full review]
(2.4 stars avg from 4 reviews)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Alec Metro, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tina Tyler, Salena Del Rey, Taylor St. Clair, Jack Hammer, Chennin Blanc, Ginger Paige, Vivian Valentine, Nick Orleans, Herschel Savage
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Release date: 6/26/2000
Blue Matrix review summaries:
All reviews of Blue Matrix
Endorphin's
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Taylor St. Clair, Chennin Blanc, Tina Tyler, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Rey, Ginger Paige, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone, Alec Metro, Billy Glide, Jack Hammer Pros: Alexandra Silk, director knows how awesome Alexandra Silk's tongue is, Jill Kelly's ass, decent masturbation scene, visually interesting, that librarian looking chick masturbating, that chick playing on the weird computer Cons: music is distracting, lousy chick ID, dubbing in Jill Kelly's scene, fashion Plot: people have sex then someone disappears. This may be a big plus for the fans of one-night stands, since the chick mysteriously vanishes after sex. Personally I am offended. She should at least stick around to cook breakfast;). This flick has good looking women and is, many times, visually appealing. But still, it falls flat. Sure we had the tantalizing look of that one chick licking that other chicks pussy (the chick ID wasn't very good. Please folks! Read this! Absorb this. [read the full review]
review from 6/28/2001:
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Taylor St. Clair, Chennin Blanc, Tina Tyler, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Rey, Ginger Paige, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone, Alec Metro, Billy Glide, Jack Hammer Pros: Alexandra Silk, director knows how awesome Alexandra Silk's tongue is, Jill Kelly's ass, decent masturbation scene, visually interesting, that librarian looking chick masturbating, that chick playing on the weird computer Cons: music is distracting, lousy chick ID, dubbing in Jill Kelly's scene, fashion Plot: people have sex then someone disappears. This may be a big plus for the fans of one-night stands, since the chick mysteriously vanishes after sex. Personally I am offended. She should at least stick around to cook breakfast;). This flick has good looking women and is, many times, visually appealing. But still, it falls flat. Sure we had the tantalizing look of that one chick licking that other chicks pussy (the chick ID wasn't very good. Please folks! Read this! Absorb this. [read the full review]
Diville's
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Ray, Ginger Page, Chennin Blanc, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage Directed By: Nick Orleans Sometimes people like to take themselves pretty seriously. For example, I'm pretending right now that there are some who are going to read this entire review word for word without first jumping down the page to see how many times Jill Kelly gets laid in Blue Matrix. I'll save you the effort--one. Blue Matrix, itself, is another example of something that has a tendency to take itself seriously. Oh, earnestness alone is not a sin, but it can occasionally be unsightly. What I'm getting at is that this feature comes across like one of those many copy-cat movies that were made just after Andrew Blake first hit the scene with Hidden Obsessions. [read the full review]
review from 1/21/2001:
Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Ray, Ginger Page, Chennin Blanc, Billy Glide, Ian Daniels, Alec Metro, Evan Stone, Jack Hammer, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage Directed By: Nick Orleans Sometimes people like to take themselves pretty seriously. For example, I'm pretending right now that there are some who are going to read this entire review word for word without first jumping down the page to see how many times Jill Kelly gets laid in Blue Matrix. I'll save you the effort--one. Blue Matrix, itself, is another example of something that has a tendency to take itself seriously. Oh, earnestness alone is not a sin, but it can occasionally be unsightly. What I'm getting at is that this feature comes across like one of those many copy-cat movies that were made just after Andrew Blake first hit the scene with Hidden Obsessions. [read the full review]
DeathIncarnate's
Directed by Nick Orleans Starring Jill Kelly, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Alexandra Silk, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone et al. Running Time : 101 minutes Review : Hoho, it's been a long time since Adam & Eve disappointed me (since I never had any high expectations for their relases, that's why :)) but I actually though this movie might just work. Nick Orleans should be an alright director (though I still haven't seen any good movies directed by him) and Jill Kelly's nice too. The answer is nope, the movie definitely does NOT work, and I was barely able to sit through it. I almost dozed off during the dialogue (terrible plot, and badly acted too) and this trend unfortunately continued during the sex scenes.. Obviously the stimuli from my TV screen were too feeble for my nerves to register anything. I don't even really want to describe the sex scenes in detail, again, I don't know a lot of the cast.. [read the full review]
review from 12/3/2000:
Directed by Nick Orleans Starring Jill Kelly, Tina Tyler, Taylor St. Claire, Alexandra Silk, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone et al. Running Time : 101 minutes Review : Hoho, it's been a long time since Adam & Eve disappointed me (since I never had any high expectations for their relases, that's why :)) but I actually though this movie might just work. Nick Orleans should be an alright director (though I still haven't seen any good movies directed by him) and Jill Kelly's nice too. The answer is nope, the movie definitely does NOT work, and I was barely able to sit through it. I almost dozed off during the dialogue (terrible plot, and badly acted too) and this trend unfortunately continued during the sex scenes.. Obviously the stimuli from my TV screen were too feeble for my nerves to register anything. I don't even really want to describe the sex scenes in detail, again, I don't know a lot of the cast.. [read the full review]
(3.3 stars avg from 2 reviews)
Starring: John Decker, Tom Byron, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Stephanie Swift, Ron Jeremy, Mickey G., Jay Ashley
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Rob Black
Release date: 6/25/2000
Gang Bang Angels (Elegant Angel) review summaries:
Gunth's
There was one reason that I bought this title...Stephanie Swift. I figured that even a gangbang would not diminish the quality that she envokes in virtually every scene she does. Alas, i was wrong. Scene 1-Stephanie Playes with herself outside by the pool. Good if you like that sort of thing, but the camera moves around so much I started to get dizzy by the end of it. Scene 2-Stephanie blows 3 guys on a couch. You never see the guys faces, so I don't know what the purpose behind the scene is. If it was jsut one scene I would say it was a "virtual blowjob", but with three dicks? Scene 3-Gangbang. The setup is almost comical in a way. Kinda like Mission Impossible. Stephanie is in the front of the room flanked by her two fluff girls. The guys come in one at a time. All wearing dark suits and sunglasses. There is some dialoge whre Stephanie tells them that their mission is to fuck her, she then asks them if they accept. Then they start going at it. [read the full review]
review from 4/10/2002:
There was one reason that I bought this title...Stephanie Swift. I figured that even a gangbang would not diminish the quality that she envokes in virtually every scene she does. Alas, i was wrong. Scene 1-Stephanie Playes with herself outside by the pool. Good if you like that sort of thing, but the camera moves around so much I started to get dizzy by the end of it. Scene 2-Stephanie blows 3 guys on a couch. You never see the guys faces, so I don't know what the purpose behind the scene is. If it was jsut one scene I would say it was a "virtual blowjob", but with three dicks? Scene 3-Gangbang. The setup is almost comical in a way. Kinda like Mission Impossible. Stephanie is in the front of the room flanked by her two fluff girls. The guys come in one at a time. All wearing dark suits and sunglasses. There is some dialoge whre Stephanie tells them that their mission is to fuck her, she then asks them if they accept. Then they start going at it. [read the full review]
JZA's
Stephanie Swift in my opinion is one of the hottest girls ever to do porn..........so I quickly snapped up a copy of Gang Bang Angels 1 when I saw it. The DVD starts with Stephanie lying poolside talking dirty to the camera and playing with herself....she looks totally hot. Next we see her inside the house, she's dressed up like a school girl and she's sucking off three guys........this scene ends with some nice facial cumshots. Next up we start the Gangbang.........it starts in this room with 13 empty chairs and Stephanie and 2 fluffers at the head of the room. [read the full review]
review from 2/10/2002:
Stephanie Swift in my opinion is one of the hottest girls ever to do porn..........so I quickly snapped up a copy of Gang Bang Angels 1 when I saw it. The DVD starts with Stephanie lying poolside talking dirty to the camera and playing with herself....she looks totally hot. Next we see her inside the house, she's dressed up like a school girl and she's sucking off three guys........this scene ends with some nice facial cumshots. Next up we start the Gangbang.........it starts in this room with 13 empty chairs and Stephanie and 2 fluffers at the head of the room. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Dolly Golden, Dick Nasty, Eve, Ron Jeremy, Cassie, Kristen, Tangerine, Kelli Dean, Veronica Caine
Studio: Zane
Directed by: Matt Zane
Release date: 6/19/2000
Backstage Sluts 2 review summaries:
dexplorer's
Title: Backstage Sluts 2 Studio: Zane Genre: Amateur Date shot: 1998 Length: 114 min. (That's what another database says. I didn't bother to time it. The only sex scene is about 20 min.) Director: Matt Zane Female Cast: Christgen Wolf [Anal Facial], Cassie [LezOnly], Sheena {LezOnly], Kelly Dean [NoSex, nude]. The rest were either in a lame three girl lezzie "warm up" (to more clothed interviews) or fully clothed: Barett Moore, Dolly Golden, Eve, Karen, Kristen, Tangerine Male Cast: Ron Jeremy. The rest were non sex: David Hardman, Dick Nasty, Lynn Strait. Who will like this: No one I can imagine. Who should avoid this: Everyone. Raincoat factor: Extremely low. Couples factor: Low. Mostly on overall lameness. [read the full review]
review from 9/22/2001:
Title: Backstage Sluts 2 Studio: Zane Genre: Amateur Date shot: 1998 Length: 114 min. (That's what another database says. I didn't bother to time it. The only sex scene is about 20 min.) Director: Matt Zane Female Cast: Christgen Wolf [Anal Facial], Cassie [LezOnly], Sheena {LezOnly], Kelly Dean [NoSex, nude]. The rest were either in a lame three girl lezzie "warm up" (to more clothed interviews) or fully clothed: Barett Moore, Dolly Golden, Eve, Karen, Kristen, Tangerine Male Cast: Ron Jeremy. The rest were non sex: David Hardman, Dick Nasty, Lynn Strait. Who will like this: No one I can imagine. Who should avoid this: Everyone. Raincoat factor: Extremely low. Couples factor: Low. Mostly on overall lameness. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Jill Kelly, Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Mia Smiles, Chris Cannon, Steve Taylor [I], Lexington Steele, Chandler, Mariah, John West, Vivian Valentine, Bridgette Kerkove, Dillon, Keith Rivera, Willie Sacks
Studio: Knob Ryder
Release date: 6/1/2000
Tai Blow Job review summaries:
LaNIKITA2000's
TITLE: Tai Blow Job Studio: Knob Ryder DVD Director: Master Buddy Bates Production Date: 07/24/1999 Talent: Jill Kelly, Bridgett Kerkove, Allysin Chaynes, Mariah Wind, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chandler, Mia Smiles, and Vivian Valentine Length: 1 hour 34 minutes Format: Single-sided single layer Synopsis: This porn DVD is a satire of Tae Bo. Willy Sacs (played by Lexington Steele), the martial sex artist, gives instruction and motivation to women who want to master the art of the blow job. Jill Kelly plays Willy Sacs's co-host and successful disciple. The beginning of the video plays out like a typical infomercial. Mr. Sacs traces the origin of his Program as well as showing his live instruction with the enlightened women. Furthermore, it shows a typical day of practicing the Art at home. Jill Kelly asks how Willy Sacs came up with the idea of his Tai Blow Job program. He says that it all started when he noticed a female pool cleaner while he was practicing his martial arts. And so. . . the sex scene begins. [read the full review]
review from 10/11/2000:
TITLE: Tai Blow Job Studio: Knob Ryder DVD Director: Master Buddy Bates Production Date: 07/24/1999 Talent: Jill Kelly, Bridgett Kerkove, Allysin Chaynes, Mariah Wind, Julie Meadows, Inari Vachs, Chandler, Mia Smiles, and Vivian Valentine Length: 1 hour 34 minutes Format: Single-sided single layer Synopsis: This porn DVD is a satire of Tae Bo. Willy Sacs (played by Lexington Steele), the martial sex artist, gives instruction and motivation to women who want to master the art of the blow job. Jill Kelly plays Willy Sacs's co-host and successful disciple. The beginning of the video plays out like a typical infomercial. Mr. Sacs traces the origin of his Program as well as showing his live instruction with the enlightened women. Furthermore, it shows a typical day of practicing the Art at home. Jill Kelly asks how Willy Sacs came up with the idea of his Tai Blow Job program. He says that it all started when he noticed a female pool cleaner while he was practicing his martial arts. And so. . . the sex scene begins. [read the full review]
Action Sports Sex 2 review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
Action Sports Sex 2 Studio: Vivid RAW Starring Female: Kristina St. James, Halli Aston, Christgen Wolf, Vanity, Alana, Phyllisha Anne, Suzi Suzuki, Zoe May Starring Male: Dave Hardman, Bobby Vitale, Rick Masters, Pat Myne, Robby D. Looks: Good looking girls. First Impression: Well what can you expect from a series that bases itself on a sports theme? I dont know. So I had to find out. Plus with these things always on sale for dirt-cheap might as well take a look. Likes: Overall some good looking girls. Some good action. I liked Suzi Suzukis performance. But I think the scene was edited a little too badly. Dislikes: Suzi Suzukis scene seemed a bit too short. Like they cut out stuff to make it fit onto the DVD or VHS (we will never know with Vivid) Music: well I dont exactly remember anything.. so it cant be bad. Review: This is the first DVD of the series I bought & watched. The first scene is rather nasty. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2001:
Action Sports Sex 2 Studio: Vivid RAW Starring Female: Kristina St. James, Halli Aston, Christgen Wolf, Vanity, Alana, Phyllisha Anne, Suzi Suzuki, Zoe May Starring Male: Dave Hardman, Bobby Vitale, Rick Masters, Pat Myne, Robby D. Looks: Good looking girls. First Impression: Well what can you expect from a series that bases itself on a sports theme? I dont know. So I had to find out. Plus with these things always on sale for dirt-cheap might as well take a look. Likes: Overall some good looking girls. Some good action. I liked Suzi Suzukis performance. But I think the scene was edited a little too badly. Dislikes: Suzi Suzukis scene seemed a bit too short. Like they cut out stuff to make it fit onto the DVD or VHS (we will never know with Vivid) Music: well I dont exactly remember anything.. so it cant be bad. Review: This is the first DVD of the series I bought & watched. The first scene is rather nasty. [read the full review]
Air Tight 3 (Toxxxic / Metro) review summaries:
SCarter12's
I bought this movie because I have a thing for Wendi Knight (the brunette with reddish-brown hairs and the serious rack on the DVD cover) and also for Anna Malle. There's just something so dirty about Anna. I think it's something about her face, her smile maybe, that just exudes raw carnality. Anyway, I'm sort of disappointed that I bought this movie. The sex is boring and not very hot...There's not enough lead in or build up to get you excited about the scene (unlike euro movies, which tend to have lots of teasing and rubbing and groping before the real sex begins). The guys, with the exception of Mark Davis and Vince Voyeur, are aesthetically very unpleasing, and they have some wood problems, too. Each scene is MMMF, with the girl being "air tight" (i.e., a cock in all three holes - ass, pussy, mouth - but what about nostrils and ears?) and has the standard for MMMF sex - DP's, blowjobs, anal, in all sorts of positions. Scene 1: Anna Malle I think Anna Malle looks pretty good here. [read the full review]
review from 4/17/2002:
I bought this movie because I have a thing for Wendi Knight (the brunette with reddish-brown hairs and the serious rack on the DVD cover) and also for Anna Malle. There's just something so dirty about Anna. I think it's something about her face, her smile maybe, that just exudes raw carnality. Anyway, I'm sort of disappointed that I bought this movie. The sex is boring and not very hot...There's not enough lead in or build up to get you excited about the scene (unlike euro movies, which tend to have lots of teasing and rubbing and groping before the real sex begins). The guys, with the exception of Mark Davis and Vince Voyeur, are aesthetically very unpleasing, and they have some wood problems, too. Each scene is MMMF, with the girl being "air tight" (i.e., a cock in all three holes - ass, pussy, mouth - but what about nostrils and ears?) and has the standard for MMMF sex - DP's, blowjobs, anal, in all sorts of positions. Scene 1: Anna Malle I think Anna Malle looks pretty good here. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Dave Hardman, Raquel DeVine, Chris Cannon, John Strong, Tyce Bune, Alexandra Nice, Pat Myne, Stephanie Swift, Blair Segal, Regan Starr, Nancy Vee, Nancy Lee, Herschel Savage, Raquel DeVinne
Studio: Dreamland
Directed by: Big Bubs
Release date: 4/24/2000
Bare Bitch Project, The review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 109 min. Production Date: 9 / 16 / 1999 Director: Big Bubs Cast: Stephanie Swift, Alexandra Nice, Raquel DeVinne, Regan Starr, Nancy Lee, Blair Segal, Chris Cannon, Herschel Savage, Dave Hardman, Pat Myne, Tyce Bune, and John Strong Initial Expectations: Although the cover should have made me expect nothing, with a title like The Bare Bitch Project, I couldn't help but have some hope. Initial Reaction: It's about what I should have expected or a little better. Who Should Watch It : Major fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a better than average movie Audio /Video Quality: The audio was very good and very well synched with the video. Surprisingly, the video quality was excellent. Music: Typical. It was quietly in the background and never intruded on the sex. The Feature: I started to get a bad feeling about The Bare Bitch Project before either the movie or the initial menu came up. [read the full review]
review from 10/29/2000:
Running Time: 109 min. Production Date: 9 / 16 / 1999 Director: Big Bubs Cast: Stephanie Swift, Alexandra Nice, Raquel DeVinne, Regan Starr, Nancy Lee, Blair Segal, Chris Cannon, Herschel Savage, Dave Hardman, Pat Myne, Tyce Bune, and John Strong Initial Expectations: Although the cover should have made me expect nothing, with a title like The Bare Bitch Project, I couldn't help but have some hope. Initial Reaction: It's about what I should have expected or a little better. Who Should Watch It : Major fans of the stars Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a better than average movie Audio /Video Quality: The audio was very good and very well synched with the video. Surprisingly, the video quality was excellent. Music: Typical. It was quietly in the background and never intruded on the sex. The Feature: I started to get a bad feeling about The Bare Bitch Project before either the movie or the initial menu came up. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Michael J. Cox, Brittany Andrews, Dave Hardman, Alyssa Allure, Chloe, Rick Masters, Vince Vouyer, J.J. Michaels, Susy Cat
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Jace Rocker
Release date: 4/24/2000
Bite the Big Apple review summaries:
andyblake's
The best thing about this movie is it's own preview, which is tightly edited, funny, and very entertaining. The movie itself is not so great. This was an attempt to parody the 1940's private detective genre, the type of Sam Spade/Phillip Marlowe roles that Bogart played. I'm a fan of Jace Rocker comedies, but this one fell flat. It simply wasn't funny, even where it could have been. It is supposed to be set in New York City, the "Big Apple" but, last time I checked, they don't have many palm trees in New York, nor a lot of pools in the back yards. The end credits state that it was shot "on location in Southern California" but that was a) not where the movie is set (in other words, not the location), and b) painfully obvious throughout. The sets are cheesy and cheap looking. A better approach would have been to use actual footage from old 1930s and 1940s movies for all of the exterior shots, per Steve Martin's "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" (although that would probably have caused too many copyright problems). Despite the presence of the always wonderful Asia Carrera, the sex was pretty much by the numbers. [read the full review]
review from 1/15/2002:
The best thing about this movie is it's own preview, which is tightly edited, funny, and very entertaining. The movie itself is not so great. This was an attempt to parody the 1940's private detective genre, the type of Sam Spade/Phillip Marlowe roles that Bogart played. I'm a fan of Jace Rocker comedies, but this one fell flat. It simply wasn't funny, even where it could have been. It is supposed to be set in New York City, the "Big Apple" but, last time I checked, they don't have many palm trees in New York, nor a lot of pools in the back yards. The end credits state that it was shot "on location in Southern California" but that was a) not where the movie is set (in other words, not the location), and b) painfully obvious throughout. The sets are cheesy and cheap looking. A better approach would have been to use actual footage from old 1930s and 1940s movies for all of the exterior shots, per Steve Martin's "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid" (although that would probably have caused too many copyright problems). Despite the presence of the always wonderful Asia Carrera, the sex was pretty much by the numbers. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Lin Dog, Dave Hardman, Megan Reed, Naomi, Kaire, Byron Long, Tony Eveready, Meka Johnson, Devlin Weed, Lil Ass, Cinna Bunz
Studio: Heatwave
Release date: 4/24/2000
Black Beach Patrol 2 review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
TITLE: Black Beach Patrol 2 Studio: Horizon DVD Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sided DVD Features: Trailers, Naughty Girls (seems like they have a few stars and show a scene), Slide Show First Impression: Hmmm. This wasnt a very good movie. Plot: No plot really. They are supposed to be lifeguards in Los Angeles. Likes: I suppose nice big butts. Girls that can suck their own nipples. Funny Ending. Music: Not memorable. Scenes: There are Seven scenes on this DVD. Scene One: Has a white guy and two black women. They do it in a van. At first he is alone with his hunny. Then a cute black lady approaches and joins them. The scene ends with a facial. And they start talking about how they are late for work. Its funny Scene Two: Two guys are yelling at each other over something. (I put the DVD in FFx8 mode here) A lady enters and is trying out to be a life guard. Well the two guys give her a different kind of audition. Scene Three: At a pool side, a guy who looks half Japanese and Black with a young lady. He starts out by eating her on top of a rock. He then fingers her while he eats her. [read the full review]
review from 8/22/2000:
TITLE: Black Beach Patrol 2 Studio: Horizon DVD Running Time: ~2:00 Format: Single Sided DVD Features: Trailers, Naughty Girls (seems like they have a few stars and show a scene), Slide Show First Impression: Hmmm. This wasnt a very good movie. Plot: No plot really. They are supposed to be lifeguards in Los Angeles. Likes: I suppose nice big butts. Girls that can suck their own nipples. Funny Ending. Music: Not memorable. Scenes: There are Seven scenes on this DVD. Scene One: Has a white guy and two black women. They do it in a van. At first he is alone with his hunny. Then a cute black lady approaches and joins them. The scene ends with a facial. And they start talking about how they are late for work. Its funny Scene Two: Two guys are yelling at each other over something. (I put the DVD in FFx8 mode here) A lady enters and is trying out to be a life guard. Well the two guys give her a different kind of audition. Scene Three: At a pool side, a guy who looks half Japanese and Black with a young lady. He starts out by eating her on top of a rock. He then fingers her while he eats her. [read the full review]
(4.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Steve Hatcher, Dave Hardman, Erika Bella, Liza Harper, Red, Christina Angel, Byron Long, Tony Eveready, Alex Dane, Sinderella, Kimi Gee, Illana Moore, Dru Berrymore
Studio: NuTech
Release date: 4/24/2000
Blowjob Babes 1 (NuTech) review summaries:
Mike Sweetser's
Pretty straightforward, isn't it? This is one of the "wall-to-wall fellatio" movies that many have gotten tired of. Not me. This contains eight scenes by eight differnt women, each featuring - what else - a blowjob, from start to finish. All eight scenes are good in themselves, with a few standing out from the rest: * The best scene in the video belongs to the white-hot Alexis Dane, one of the most beautiful starlets I've ever seen, and one that might quickly become my favorite star as soon as I see more videos of her. Considering she has 263 titles listed to her credit at RAME, that shouldn't be too difficult. As Beavis would say...BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING. * If you like Heather Lee - and I do - you'll like Erika Bella, whom has an extremely similar look to Heather, except taller and more realistically proportioned. :) Her interracial scene in this video is great as well. * This was the first time I've seen Sinderella, and the first thing you notice about her is her size - she's tiny! 4'11" tall, and only weighing 95 pounds. She's a little bundle of joy, though, and extremely enthusiastic. [read the full review]
review from 12/5/2000:
Pretty straightforward, isn't it? This is one of the "wall-to-wall fellatio" movies that many have gotten tired of. Not me. This contains eight scenes by eight differnt women, each featuring - what else - a blowjob, from start to finish. All eight scenes are good in themselves, with a few standing out from the rest: * The best scene in the video belongs to the white-hot Alexis Dane, one of the most beautiful starlets I've ever seen, and one that might quickly become my favorite star as soon as I see more videos of her. Considering she has 263 titles listed to her credit at RAME, that shouldn't be too difficult. As Beavis would say...BOI-OI-OI-OI-OING. * If you like Heather Lee - and I do - you'll like Erika Bella, whom has an extremely similar look to Heather, except taller and more realistically proportioned. :) Her interracial scene in this video is great as well. * This was the first time I've seen Sinderella, and the first thing you notice about her is her size - she's tiny! 4'11" tall, and only weighing 95 pounds. She's a little bundle of joy, though, and extremely enthusiastic. [read the full review]
(0.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Dave Hardman, Stacy Valentine, Christi Lake, Tony Tedeschi, Luc Wylder, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Ashley Renee [I] (classic), Anna Malle, Jonathan Morgan, E.Z. Ryder, Mitchell Grant
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Bud Lee
Release date: 4/24/2000
Corporate Affairs (NuTech) review summaries:
astroknight's
The Little Details Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 05 / 06 / 1996 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Anna Malle, Ashley Renee, Steve Drake, Mitchell Gant, Tony Tedeschi, and Vince Voyeur in sexual roles and EZ Ryder and Luc Wylder in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but something about this one really scares me. Initial Reaction: The movie isnt too bad, but the DVD leaves pretty much everything to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a stereotypical porno Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels a little different in any way or who wants a movie with somebody whos listed on the cover The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a bit throughout the feature. Some of it is nicely balanced, but quite a bit of it seems a little on the hollow side. The video is pretty good. There isnt much grain, but much of it is a little on the dark side. [read the full review]
review from 12/30/2003:
The Little Details Running Time: 86 min. Production Date: 05 / 06 / 1996 Director: Bud Lee Cast: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Anna Malle, Ashley Renee, Steve Drake, Mitchell Gant, Tony Tedeschi, and Vince Voyeur in sexual roles and EZ Ryder and Luc Wylder in non-sex roles The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im not sure why, but something about this one really scares me. Initial Reaction: The movie isnt too bad, but the DVD leaves pretty much everything to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a stereotypical porno Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels a little different in any way or who wants a movie with somebody whos listed on the cover The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio varies a bit throughout the feature. Some of it is nicely balanced, but quite a bit of it seems a little on the hollow side. The video is pretty good. There isnt much grain, but much of it is a little on the dark side. [read the full review]
(4.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Nick East, Dave Hardman, Inari Vachs, Kiki, Nina, Rayveness, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Tera Patrick, Todd Alexander, Jazaree Robs, Sadie Jordan, Nacho
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Release date: 4/24/2000
Gallery Of Sin review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
TITLE: Gallery of Sin Studio: Legend Directed: Jerome Tanner Starring: Sadie Jordan (Tera Patrik), Lola, Nina, Kiki, inari vachs, rayveness, jezaree robs, mike horner, david hardman, todd alexander, nick east, nacho Running Time: ~90minutes Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Star Bios, Behind the Scenes, Phone Sex Ads First Impression: Art and porn mixed together?. Plot: Two Rival Artists compete with each other over an erotic mural they are painting. Each scene is part of the mural they are painting. They each are bitching about each other. And the scenes are the stories they have painted. But of course in the end.. the two artists get together. Likes: Mixing art and porn and some plot. Anyone read Hamlet? The play within in the play motif is sort of used here. The scenes are their own story. Some are corny some just, WTF? Music: The Clown Scene is funny. They got the circus music going. [read the full review]
review from 7/8/2000:
TITLE: Gallery of Sin Studio: Legend Directed: Jerome Tanner Starring: Sadie Jordan (Tera Patrik), Lola, Nina, Kiki, inari vachs, rayveness, jezaree robs, mike horner, david hardman, todd alexander, nick east, nacho Running Time: ~90minutes Format: Single Sideded DVD Features: Star Bios, Behind the Scenes, Phone Sex Ads First Impression: Art and porn mixed together?. Plot: Two Rival Artists compete with each other over an erotic mural they are painting. Each scene is part of the mural they are painting. They each are bitching about each other. And the scenes are the stories they have painted. But of course in the end.. the two artists get together. Likes: Mixing art and porn and some plot. Anyone read Hamlet? The play within in the play motif is sort of used here. The scenes are their own story. Some are corny some just, WTF? Music: The Clown Scene is funny. They got the circus music going. [read the full review]
Joannie Pneumatic review summaries:
Kelly's
Title: Joannie Pneumatic Company: Pleasure (Hip Video) Length : 78 minutes VHS Release: October 1, 1996 DVD Release: November 2000 Condoms: None Director: Herschal Savage Editor: Raymond Allen BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Joannie Pneumatic (Selena) is an ordinary mild mannered type. A construction worker transformed into one sexual cyber slut when a memory chip is implanted in her brain. Go ahead. Mount. Plug in. And download. (Im impressed they didnt go a bit more porno with it. You know, something like, If you thought Johnny Mnemonic (1995) sucked just wait til you see how well Joannie Pneumatic sucks.) THE MOVIE The story involves a sex chip, some doctors, some construction workers, and a barmaid. At the center of it all is Selena as Joannie, a foul-mouthed construction worker who was raised to be a tomboy by a father who never got the son he wanted. She wants to fuck her buddy, Vince, who only has eyes for the slutty bartender, Tatianna. So, she becomes a test subject for Dr. Drake and Dr. London, whose previous sex chip had failed on John Decker. [read the full review]
review from 6/27/2006:
Title: Joannie Pneumatic Company: Pleasure (Hip Video) Length : 78 minutes VHS Release: October 1, 1996 DVD Release: November 2000 Condoms: None Director: Herschal Savage Editor: Raymond Allen BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Joannie Pneumatic (Selena) is an ordinary mild mannered type. A construction worker transformed into one sexual cyber slut when a memory chip is implanted in her brain. Go ahead. Mount. Plug in. And download. (Im impressed they didnt go a bit more porno with it. You know, something like, If you thought Johnny Mnemonic (1995) sucked just wait til you see how well Joannie Pneumatic sucks.) THE MOVIE The story involves a sex chip, some doctors, some construction workers, and a barmaid. At the center of it all is Selena as Joannie, a foul-mouthed construction worker who was raised to be a tomboy by a father who never got the son he wanted. She wants to fuck her buddy, Vince, who only has eyes for the slutty bartender, Tatianna. So, she becomes a test subject for Dr. Drake and Dr. London, whose previous sex chip had failed on John Decker. [read the full review]
(3.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Dave Hardman, Max Hardcore, Dick Nasty, Eden, Warren Scott
Studio: Alborda Video
Directed by: Al Borda
Release date: 4/24/2000
Major Fucking Whore review summaries:
fu_q's
It's a gangbang and a degrading(ish), barely-legal-themed dicking at the hands of Max Hardcore for the tight-bodied, 18 year-old redhead, Eden, in Al Borda's "Major Fucking Whore". [read the full review]
review from 9/7/2016:
It's a gangbang and a degrading(ish), barely-legal-themed dicking at the hands of Max Hardcore for the tight-bodied, 18 year-old redhead, Eden, in Al Borda's "Major Fucking Whore". [read the full review]
One Way Ticket review summaries:
Ms Christine & JC's
We both sought this feature out specifically to see some of Tabithas earlier work as we were reminded of her assets on a recent Entertainment Tonight episode where she was featured with Cheyenne Silver and Haven. That being said it is both interesting and exciting how much press the adult industry has made its way into the public eye. Whether it be a very small segment that was almost over hyped on Entertainment Tonight or sightings of Serenity and Jenna Jameson on the E! network, we finally maybe becoming mainstream. Yeah!!! Its about time. All right, enough about our politicking. On to the review. Heatwave Video brings us this Jim Powers production with a great story line and even better sex. Originally laid down in 1997, One- Way Ticket will keep you cumming back for more. Set in Hollywood, Tabitha Stevens is portrayed in the land of dreams as a leading lady who has more than a few problems on her hands. [read the full review]
review from 6/21/2001:
We both sought this feature out specifically to see some of Tabithas earlier work as we were reminded of her assets on a recent Entertainment Tonight episode where she was featured with Cheyenne Silver and Haven. That being said it is both interesting and exciting how much press the adult industry has made its way into the public eye. Whether it be a very small segment that was almost over hyped on Entertainment Tonight or sightings of Serenity and Jenna Jameson on the E! network, we finally maybe becoming mainstream. Yeah!!! Its about time. All right, enough about our politicking. On to the review. Heatwave Video brings us this Jim Powers production with a great story line and even better sex. Originally laid down in 1997, One- Way Ticket will keep you cumming back for more. Set in Hollywood, Tabitha Stevens is portrayed in the land of dreams as a leading lady who has more than a few problems on her hands. [read the full review]
(1.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Tom Byron, Kaitlyn Ashley, Dave Hardman, Tori Welles
Studio: Sunshine
Release date: 4/24/2000
Private Diary of Tori Welles, The review summaries:
-lunacy-'s
Overall thoughts; Why the hell did I subject myself to this... Trying to watch this was ludicrous, it looks and sounds as though it was shot by someone that just learned to turn on a camera. Some of the scenes you only get half the shot because something is in the way and what you can see is thru snow so you ask yourself if you're pirating cable or watching something you paid for. At many points thru this film it was so ridiculous I just had to laugh, although somehow I doubt humor was the intent. *It is my assumption and opinion that Tori is either insane or/and on drugs. She is not lucid and has weird episodes of anxiety throughout the film. *She talks too much during sex, tries to hard to be sexy. *Whoever was manning the camera, needs to get some schooling. *Someone needs to instruct Tori on vaginal hygiene, and about not putting dirty objects into your pussy. *There is something weird about calling your BF "Daddy" Intro- Enter a barren room with nothing but a brass bed cloaked in black satin sheets and candles. [read the full review]
review from 5/27/2001:
Overall thoughts; Why the hell did I subject myself to this... Trying to watch this was ludicrous, it looks and sounds as though it was shot by someone that just learned to turn on a camera. Some of the scenes you only get half the shot because something is in the way and what you can see is thru snow so you ask yourself if you're pirating cable or watching something you paid for. At many points thru this film it was so ridiculous I just had to laugh, although somehow I doubt humor was the intent. *It is my assumption and opinion that Tori is either insane or/and on drugs. She is not lucid and has weird episodes of anxiety throughout the film. *She talks too much during sex, tries to hard to be sexy. *Whoever was manning the camera, needs to get some schooling. *Someone needs to instruct Tori on vaginal hygiene, and about not putting dirty objects into your pussy. *There is something weird about calling your BF "Daddy" Intro- Enter a barren room with nothing but a brass bed cloaked in black satin sheets and candles. [read the full review]
Size Matters (Toxxxic / Metro) review summaries:
Saki's
Size Matters (1998) Studio: Metro/Toxxic Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Melaine Stone, Azlea Antistia, Rebecca Wild, Claudia Chase, Rosa, Alexandra Nice, Marilyn Starr, Julian, Jake Steed, Billy Glide, and Dave Hardman. Running Time: 1:45 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full-motion video chapter selection menu; 30-picture photo gallery; star biographies; 30+ preview trailers The First Word: A stroke video with a few hot moments but is a letdown, not because of the big dicks, but the low-quality female talent. Plot Synopsis: No plot--all sex with a single premise: huge cocks are better than small ones. From the packaging to the opening titles to the between-scene titles, they all play up the fact that women like men who are hung well. But it's not just the funny (and fictitious) quotes about size that matters; this six-scene video brings three truly big (and one marginally big) specimens in action. The first scene stars Julian with Melanie Stone and Azlea in the strongest scene of the video. Next, it's a ho-hum one-on-one pairing of [read the full review]
review from 2/4/2001:
Size Matters (1998) Studio: Metro/Toxxic Directed by: Greg Alves Starring: Melaine Stone, Azlea Antistia, Rebecca Wild, Claudia Chase, Rosa, Alexandra Nice, Marilyn Starr, Julian, Jake Steed, Billy Glide, and Dave Hardman. Running Time: 1:45 Format: Double Sided, Single Layer DVD Features: Full-motion video chapter selection menu; 30-picture photo gallery; star biographies; 30+ preview trailers The First Word: A stroke video with a few hot moments but is a letdown, not because of the big dicks, but the low-quality female talent. Plot Synopsis: No plot--all sex with a single premise: huge cocks are better than small ones. From the packaging to the opening titles to the between-scene titles, they all play up the fact that women like men who are hung well. But it's not just the funny (and fictitious) quotes about size that matters; this six-scene video brings three truly big (and one marginally big) specimens in action. The first scene stars Julian with Melanie Stone and Azlea in the strongest scene of the video. Next, it's a ho-hum one-on-one pairing of [read the full review]
Texas Dildo Masquerade review summaries:
Flash's
Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release. [read the full review]
(zero stars)
review from 12/28/2015:Texas Dildo Masquerade is a horrible movie to come from Jim Powers and Heatwave. The movie itself is a chore to sit though with a story that insults the viewer by existing and sex scenes that are rather poor. Heatwave has done a poor job with the release as well making this an easy to skip and forget release. [read the full review]
Darkmage's
Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather. [read the full review]
review from 7/30/2000:
Never let it be said that I don't go the whole nine yards to give you, the discerning porn connoissier, the very best in adult DVD reviews. I work hard at giving you the most thorough, accurate and humorous reviews that I can. Sometimes, I have to make sacrifices in order to give you the best review in exchange for the time it takes to read them. In the case of today's DVD, the Texas Dildo Masquerade, I went out and rented the movie that inspired this tale of lost teenagers in a wilderness of terror. Yes, I actually watched the Texas Chainsaw Massacre in order to catch any reference that the director may throw at you. I suspect that the director is a fan of the original horror movie and he wanted to show, in his own way, that he enjoyed the cult classic and pay homage to the archetype of the slasher films. He failed. The Plot: Okay, check this out. Four impressionable "youths" are driving through the countryside to check on the gravesite of one of their number's grandfather. [read the full review]
Vortex review summaries:
astroknight's
Running Time: 94 min Director: Jim Enright Cast: Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Shayla LaVeaux, Nici Sterling, Johnni Black, Syren, Melanie Stone, Rayveness, Jonathon Morgan, Kyle Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Dave Hardman, & Ian Daniels Extras: Preview, photo gallery, and a short interview with Juli Ashton Audio / Video Quality: Typical of VCA, it's excellent. Review: Vortex is one of the few adult films which raises your expectations throughout the first five minutes, and then meets them throughout the rest of the film. From the box cover I was expecting a 'Quantum Leap' spoof, although Vortex is more of a parallel of it. Similar to Quantum Leap, Juli Ashton plays a scientist experimenting with psychic time travel. Apparently our bodies can't be transported through time, but our minds can be (although the bodies seem to disappear). Mike Horner is a rival scientist on the project who believes that everything is ready to go and that Juli is dragging the project out too long. [read the full review]
review from 7/31/2000:
Running Time: 94 min Director: Jim Enright Cast: Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, Shayla LaVeaux, Nici Sterling, Johnni Black, Syren, Melanie Stone, Rayveness, Jonathon Morgan, Kyle Stone, Tony Tedeschi, Dave Hardman, & Ian Daniels Extras: Preview, photo gallery, and a short interview with Juli Ashton Audio / Video Quality: Typical of VCA, it's excellent. Review: Vortex is one of the few adult films which raises your expectations throughout the first five minutes, and then meets them throughout the rest of the film. From the box cover I was expecting a 'Quantum Leap' spoof, although Vortex is more of a parallel of it. Similar to Quantum Leap, Juli Ashton plays a scientist experimenting with psychic time travel. Apparently our bodies can't be transported through time, but our minds can be (although the bodies seem to disappear). Mike Horner is a rival scientist on the project who believes that everything is ready to go and that Juli is dragging the project out too long. [read the full review]
Principal Skinner's
"Vortex" directed by veteran filmmaker Jim Enright is yet another fine release from VCA, a company which is known for their technically superior DVDs as well as for hot sex. Starring contract stars Juli Ashton, Vicca and Nikita, as well as Nici Sterling and Melanie Stone, "Vortex" employs the same digital special effects and background setting used (and sometimes over-used) in classics like Michael Ninn's "Sex" and "Latex" but they do not distract from fuck and suck scenes (which are, after all, the raison d' etre of porn).The DVD cover art has a simply stunning picture of Juli Ashton, decked out in a skin-tight silver outfit in a quasi-martial arts-action pose. Since attractive packaging is one of the single biggest factors in the sales or rental of a porn video, kudos must go to whoever artfully composed this shot, which manages to show off Juli's fantastic body (yet barely shows any skin!) and conveys the movie's science fiction motif about time travel. [read the full review]
review from 5/23/2000:
"Vortex" directed by veteran filmmaker Jim Enright is yet another fine release from VCA, a company which is known for their technically superior DVDs as well as for hot sex. Starring contract stars Juli Ashton, Vicca and Nikita, as well as Nici Sterling and Melanie Stone, "Vortex" employs the same digital special effects and background setting used (and sometimes over-used) in classics like Michael Ninn's "Sex" and "Latex" but they do not distract from fuck and suck scenes (which are, after all, the raison d' etre of porn).The DVD cover art has a simply stunning picture of Juli Ashton, decked out in a skin-tight silver outfit in a quasi-martial arts-action pose. Since attractive packaging is one of the single biggest factors in the sales or rental of a porn video, kudos must go to whoever artfully composed this shot, which manages to show off Juli's fantastic body (yet barely shows any skin!) and conveys the movie's science fiction motif about time travel. [read the full review]
Watcher, The (Vivid) review summaries:
sonic's
"Are you watching me!?!"Studio: RawVideo creator: Robby D.Performers: Devon, Melanie Stone, Lola, Renee La Rue, Obsession, Harley Rain, Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Dave Hardman, Chris Cannon, Mr. Marcus, Jake StreetExtras and Worth mentioning:Double sided single layered discChapter selection-in motion, not stills"Dark Room" which is a photo gallery, great picturesSide B contents: 5 great previews of Action Sport Sex 1, 2 and 3. Sin-A-Matic 1, 2 and 3. An interactive room loaded with great scenes!Protect-O-Disc keepcase, in other words, a bitch to remove the disc!Stereo soundActual time on disc is 1hr 23min 30secNo insertsQuality of dvd picture and audio:Video quality was very good image quality, in some scenes it got a bit blurred but the image on this dvd stood consistent throughout the end. The audio portion on this dvd is stereo and it sounds great. The musical score on this title was very good also.This is the way this adventure begins on this dvd:This discs starts off with this cute chic and her brand new camcorder that she just bought in a store. [read the full review]
review from 3/30/2000:
"Are you watching me!?!"Studio: RawVideo creator: Robby D.Performers: Devon, Melanie Stone, Lola, Renee La Rue, Obsession, Harley Rain, Bobby Vitale, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Dave Hardman, Chris Cannon, Mr. Marcus, Jake StreetExtras and Worth mentioning:Double sided single layered discChapter selection-in motion, not stills"Dark Room" which is a photo gallery, great picturesSide B contents: 5 great previews of Action Sport Sex 1, 2 and 3. Sin-A-Matic 1, 2 and 3. An interactive room loaded with great scenes!Protect-O-Disc keepcase, in other words, a bitch to remove the disc!Stereo soundActual time on disc is 1hr 23min 30secNo insertsQuality of dvd picture and audio:Video quality was very good image quality, in some scenes it got a bit blurred but the image on this dvd stood consistent throughout the end. The audio portion on this dvd is stereo and it sounds great. The musical score on this title was very good also.This is the way this adventure begins on this dvd:This discs starts off with this cute chic and her brand new camcorder that she just bought in a store. [read the full review]
(2.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Kobe Tai, Dave Hardman, Kia, Brooke Ashley, Sean Rider, China Lee, Dominique, Satomi, Jack Rider
Studio: Snatch Productions
Release date: 4/24/2000
Whoriental Snatch review summaries:
Evil_Rip's
Whoriental Snatch Studio: Snatch/Samurai Starring Female: Brooke Ashley China Lee Dave Hardman Dominique Jack Rider Kia Kobe Tai Satomi Sean Rider First Impression: Some cute Asian American Girls? Looks: well overall the women are great. Mr. Pixelation .. well if you dare to buy this.. youll see. Likes: Cute Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Bad filiming. If I didnt know any better I would swear Ed Powers is involved with this somehow. False Advertising. Review: DVD says it has Kobe Tai in it, if it does then I didn't recognize her. False Advertising! This DVD is filled with Asian-American girls. Some are very attractive. Some are average looking. This DVD is plagued with bad video and audio quality. This is very bad gonzo! It was like a bunch of newbies were trying to film a porno. Hell there's a scene were the guy's face is pixellated! Like he didn't Want anyone to know who he is. If he didn't want to be in porn, then he shouldn't have done one. [read the full review]
review from 2/27/2001:
Whoriental Snatch Studio: Snatch/Samurai Starring Female: Brooke Ashley China Lee Dave Hardman Dominique Jack Rider Kia Kobe Tai Satomi Sean Rider First Impression: Some cute Asian American Girls? Looks: well overall the women are great. Mr. Pixelation .. well if you dare to buy this.. youll see. Likes: Cute Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Bad filiming. If I didnt know any better I would swear Ed Powers is involved with this somehow. False Advertising. Review: DVD says it has Kobe Tai in it, if it does then I didn't recognize her. False Advertising! This DVD is filled with Asian-American girls. Some are very attractive. Some are average looking. This DVD is plagued with bad video and audio quality. This is very bad gonzo! It was like a bunch of newbies were trying to film a porno. Hell there's a scene were the guy's face is pixellated! Like he didn't Want anyone to know who he is. If he didn't want to be in porn, then he shouldn't have done one. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brick Majors, Misty Rain, Brandon Iron, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Evan Stone [I] (straight), Tyce Bune, Steve Drake, Deja Blew, Valentino, Dick Nasty, Ron Jeremy, Lexington Steele, Houston, Claudio, Diamond, Tony Eveready, Blake Palmer, Kira, John West, Natasha Blake, Gina Adorabella, Dave Cummings, Misty Dawn, Claudia D'Corazon, Oliver, Tori Coca Flame, Sasha Gabor, Cocoa, Sinnamon, Gabriella Gotti, Mike Ramone
Studio: Amazing
Directed by: Greg Alves
Release date: 4/24/2000
World's Biggest Gang Bang 3: The Houston 620, The review summaries:
dumblonde's
Running length: 3 hrs. D.O.P. 02/06/99 Videographer: No one will admit it, but I have evidence Writer/Director: This was Greg Alves doing Female cast: Houston, cameos by Misty Rain, Sinnamon The Fluff Girls: Angela, Diamond, Claudia, Cocoa, Kira, Deja Bleu, Gabrielle, Gina, Lori. Male cast Ron Jeremy and 620 sexual deviants, the usual suspects. Audio/Video: Excellent, almost TOO good at times. Extras: After 3 hours of this, you want extras? Are you high? General comments: This is only the second gangbang I've seen, so it's hard to judge it by any sort of criteria, but it looked to be a first class production, at least as far as gangbangs must go, and I tried to grade it accordingly and objectively. It had a theme, all the big shots were there to cheer her on, and it did seem as though there were indeed 620 male masturbators in attendance. From the one I had seen previously, and others I have read about, the totals tend to be a bit ...inflated, at least in number. This one was well organized, as things like this should be. [read the full review]
review from 9/16/2001:
Running length: 3 hrs. D.O.P. 02/06/99 Videographer: No one will admit it, but I have evidence Writer/Director: This was Greg Alves doing Female cast: Houston, cameos by Misty Rain, Sinnamon The Fluff Girls: Angela, Diamond, Claudia, Cocoa, Kira, Deja Bleu, Gabrielle, Gina, Lori. Male cast Ron Jeremy and 620 sexual deviants, the usual suspects. Audio/Video: Excellent, almost TOO good at times. Extras: After 3 hours of this, you want extras? Are you high? General comments: This is only the second gangbang I've seen, so it's hard to judge it by any sort of criteria, but it looked to be a first class production, at least as far as gangbangs must go, and I tried to grade it accordingly and objectively. It had a theme, all the big shots were there to cheer her on, and it did seem as though there were indeed 620 male masturbators in attendance. From the one I had seen previously, and others I have read about, the totals tend to be a bit ...inflated, at least in number. This one was well organized, as things like this should be. [read the full review]
Cafe Flesh 2 (VCA) review summaries:
All reviews of Cafe Flesh 2 (VCA)
Sexyhard's
Passolini fans should check this out, as should fans of Stacy Valentine. [read the full review]
review from 12/29/2008:
Passolini fans should check this out, as should fans of Stacy Valentine. [read the full review]
-lunacy-'s
Cafe Flesh 2 By VCA Staring Alec MetroDave HardmanJeanna FineJohn DeckerKitten NatividadRayleneRebecca LordMustang Sally LaydStacy ValentineTony Tedeschi&Veronica Hart Highlights Bodacious BabesGroup Scenes-M/M/F Facials Pussy Licking BJ's Anal A little DP & lot's of Eye Candy! OMG...I'm feeling impelled to start an Passolini cult! After visiting the set of Unreal and seeing Antonio work firsthand, then seeing the finished product on DVD, I knew I was a fan. But after seeing Cafe Flesh 2, I am a devotee.Toss together a Voyeuristic Beatnik Alien, a load of Hot Babes in Wacky post "The Bomb" costumes, Mimes that get it on, a Defrosted Farah Faucett look alike. [read the full review]
review from 8/31/2002:
Cafe Flesh 2 By VCA Staring Alec MetroDave HardmanJeanna FineJohn DeckerKitten NatividadRayleneRebecca LordMustang Sally LaydStacy ValentineTony Tedeschi&Veronica Hart Highlights Bodacious BabesGroup Scenes-M/M/F Facials Pussy Licking BJ's Anal A little DP & lot's of Eye Candy! OMG...I'm feeling impelled to start an Passolini cult! After visiting the set of Unreal and seeing Antonio work firsthand, then seeing the finished product on DVD, I knew I was a fan. But after seeing Cafe Flesh 2, I am a devotee.Toss together a Voyeuristic Beatnik Alien, a load of Hot Babes in Wacky post "The Bomb" costumes, Mimes that get it on, a Defrosted Farah Faucett look alike. [read the full review]
Saki's
Cafe Flesh 2 (1997) Studio VCA Director Antonio Passolini Starring Jeanna Fine, Raylene, Stacy Valentine, Mustang Sally Layd, Rebecca Lord, Alec Metro, John Decker, Tony Tedeschi, Billy Glide, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Simon Delo (non-sex), Veronica Hart (non-sex), and Kitten Navidad (non-sex) Running Time 2:08 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features None Typical Watchers Antonio Passolini followers, Stacy Valentine or Raylene fans, and offbeat adult movie watchers Typical Haters Extreme sex fans, anyone who dislikes oral cumshots, or those who like conventional porn plots Themes Offbeat plot, crazy costumes, blowjobs, oral cumshots, anal, DP, voyeurism, fake breasts, no girl-girl Condoms Yes, in some scenes for intercourse If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Cafe Flesh, New Wave Hookers Video Captures Click for larger size [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The First Word: Café Flesh 2, outstanding director [read the full review]
review from 8/31/2002:
Cafe Flesh 2 (1997) Studio VCA Director Antonio Passolini Starring Jeanna Fine, Raylene, Stacy Valentine, Mustang Sally Layd, Rebecca Lord, Alec Metro, John Decker, Tony Tedeschi, Billy Glide, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Simon Delo (non-sex), Veronica Hart (non-sex), and Kitten Navidad (non-sex) Running Time 2:08 DVD Format Single Sided, Single Layer Aspect Ratio 1.33:1 (full frame) Special Features None Typical Watchers Antonio Passolini followers, Stacy Valentine or Raylene fans, and offbeat adult movie watchers Typical Haters Extreme sex fans, anyone who dislikes oral cumshots, or those who like conventional porn plots Themes Offbeat plot, crazy costumes, blowjobs, oral cumshots, anal, DP, voyeurism, fake breasts, no girl-girl Condoms Yes, in some scenes for intercourse If You Liked This DVD, You Should Enjoy Cafe Flesh, New Wave Hookers Video Captures Click for larger size [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> The First Word: Café Flesh 2, outstanding director [read the full review]
(2.3 stars avg from 3 reviews)
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Dave Hardman, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, Earl Slate, J.J. Michaels, Sabrina Johnson, McKenna, Kristen, Jay Ashley, Gwen Summers, Herschel Savage
Studio: Heatwave
Directed by: Jim Powers
Release date: 4/24/2000
Kelly the Coed 2: Initiation Night review summaries:
Flash's
The first Kelly the Coed was an unexpected hit and Jim Powers tries to repeat the hit with the second Kelly the Coed outing. Sadly, this one just comes across looking like a cheap adult movie and is easily skippable. The release from Heatwave shows some issues as well. [read the full review]
review from 11/13/2015:
The first Kelly the Coed was an unexpected hit and Jim Powers tries to repeat the hit with the second Kelly the Coed outing. Sadly, this one just comes across looking like a cheap adult movie and is easily skippable. The release from Heatwave shows some issues as well. [read the full review]
BIG BOB's
Don't waste your money. Kelly the Coed (1) is much better than this one. It looked like everyone was just going through the paces with this one. If you bought the first one, don't waste your money on this one. [read the full review]
review from 9/27/2000:
Don't waste your money. Kelly the Coed (1) is much better than this one. It looked like everyone was just going through the paces with this one. If you bought the first one, don't waste your money on this one. [read the full review]
LaNIKITA2000's
Title: Kelly the Coed 2: Initiation Night Studio: Heatwave DVD Director: Jim Powers Talent: Allysin Chaynes, McKenna, Sabrina Johnson, Gwen Summers, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, and Kristen Length: 1 hour 23 minutes DVD Format: Dual layer single-sided Kelly has just finished her first month in college. She mentioned that she will be initiated into the Pi sorority. Kelly meets Sabrina while she walks to class. Sabrina has trouble in organic chemistry and she mentions to Kelly that a frat boy invited her to study with him. Hopefully, she will get a better "grip" in organic chemistry. Then, Kelly bumps into Holly (Gwen Summers). Scene one: Sabrina Johnson and two guys A frat dude tutors Sabrina in organic chemistry. His fellow brother enters the room all drunk. He offers Sabrina's frat dude a beer and then he, in turn, offers Sabrina a sip of the beer. After some hesitation, she agrees to drink it. The funny dialog includes the frat boy's rendition of what a certain chemical compound stands for: the F stands for fuck and the C stands for cock. [read the full review]
review from 6/20/2000:
Title: Kelly the Coed 2: Initiation Night Studio: Heatwave DVD Director: Jim Powers Talent: Allysin Chaynes, McKenna, Sabrina Johnson, Gwen Summers, Candy Apples, Katie Gold, and Kristen Length: 1 hour 23 minutes DVD Format: Dual layer single-sided Kelly has just finished her first month in college. She mentioned that she will be initiated into the Pi sorority. Kelly meets Sabrina while she walks to class. Sabrina has trouble in organic chemistry and she mentions to Kelly that a frat boy invited her to study with him. Hopefully, she will get a better "grip" in organic chemistry. Then, Kelly bumps into Holly (Gwen Summers). Scene one: Sabrina Johnson and two guys A frat dude tutors Sabrina in organic chemistry. His fellow brother enters the room all drunk. He offers Sabrina's frat dude a beer and then he, in turn, offers Sabrina a sip of the beer. After some hesitation, she agrees to drink it. The funny dialog includes the frat boy's rendition of what a certain chemical compound stands for: the F stands for fuck and the C stands for cock. [read the full review]
(5.0 stars from 1 review)
Starring: John Decker, Michael J. Cox, Nick East, Tom Byron, Lovette, Nyrobi Knight, Dave Hardman, Kyle Stone, Missy, Caressa Savage, Alex Sanders, Sharon Kane, Stephanie Swift, Nici Sterling, Jack Hammer, Lennox, Paige Powers, Frank Towers, Paisley Hunter, Kim Kitaine, Morgan Navarro, Dorian Grant, Melanie Anton, Carissa Savage, Chance Ryder, Rip Hymen
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Gregory Dark
Release date: 4/24/2000
Sex Freaks (NuTech) review summaries:
BIGmike's
-This is a Dark Works/ Evil Angel Production- Female Cast : Lovette, Paisley Hunter, Stephanie Swift, Nyrobi Knights, Nici Sterling, Missy, Lennox, Kim Kitane, Toni, and Caressa Savage. They all dance to some original music,as their names appear, during the opening. Male Cast : Tom Byron, Michael J Cox, Alex Sanders, Nick East, Rick Masters, John Decker, Dave Hardman, and Frank Towers. Sharon Kane as Lips Rip Hyman as Julio Midnight Produced by Gregory Dark This DVD follows the adventures of Julio Midnight. Rather than give away the story, I will just list who gets what done to them. SCENE ONE : Stephanie Swift, Nyrobi Knights, and a guy dressed as a clown (Tom Byron?). Stephanie gives bj and gets fucked vaginally (a bit of rough sex). Clown cums in condom and dumps the semen onto Stephanies face. Nyrobi gets fucked vaginally and then anally, clown cums again. [Two on-lookers applaud] SCENE TWO : Paisley Hunter and two guys dressed as flies. She gives bj, gets fucked vaginally, and gets a dp. [read the full review]
review from 11/6/2001:
-This is a Dark Works/ Evil Angel Production- Female Cast : Lovette, Paisley Hunter, Stephanie Swift, Nyrobi Knights, Nici Sterling, Missy, Lennox, Kim Kitane, Toni, and Caressa Savage. They all dance to some original music,as their names appear, during the opening. Male Cast : Tom Byron, Michael J Cox, Alex Sanders, Nick East, Rick Masters, John Decker, Dave Hardman, and Frank Towers. Sharon Kane as Lips Rip Hyman as Julio Midnight Produced by Gregory Dark This DVD follows the adventures of Julio Midnight. Rather than give away the story, I will just list who gets what done to them. SCENE ONE : Stephanie Swift, Nyrobi Knights, and a guy dressed as a clown (Tom Byron?). Stephanie gives bj and gets fucked vaginally (a bit of rough sex). Clown cums in condom and dumps the semen onto Stephanies face. Nyrobi gets fucked vaginally and then anally, clown cums again. [Two on-lookers applaud] SCENE TWO : Paisley Hunter and two guys dressed as flies. She gives bj, gets fucked vaginally, and gets a dp. [read the full review]
(3.5 stars from 1 review)
Starring: Brandon Iron, Regina Reardon, Dave Hardman, Brian Surewood, Elle Devyne, Houston, Victoria Steelw, Herschel Savage
Studio: Heatwave
Release date: 4/24/2000
Sweet Surrender (Heatwave / Horizon) review summaries:
Rembrandt X's
SWEET SURRENDER (Original title: I Love you, Suck my Dick 2 Production date: May 1998 Regina Reardon / Age: 22 / Scene 1 Anal sex: *: spoon (her anus is apparently só tight that Dave semi-Hardman cant get his dick in, after several failed attempts he goes back to pussy-fucking) Blow job: ** nothing of interest to mention, shes just going through the motions Vaginal sex: ***: spoon, very short cowgirl, back to spoon after the failed anal [see above] (Alas we have to suffer through that in/out nonsense, keep the dick in the chick!) Comment: The action ends with a very weak cumshot, consisting of a few measly drops on the cute girls chest Victoria Steele / Age: late 20s / Scene 2 Anal sex: ***: mish, reverse-cowgirl, spoon Blow job: ****: she takes it ballsdeep and gets mouthfucked a little, after a good facial cumshot she does some aftersucking (best blow job of this movie) Vaginal sex: **: mish (again that annoying in/out stuff, keep the dick in the chick!) Comment: It may be the lighting, but her skin looks rather ashen, and she is too skinny, making this Canadian girl no [read the full review]
review from 8/28/2003:
SWEET SURRENDER (Original title: I Love you, Suck my Dick 2 Production date: May 1998 Regina Reardon / Age: 22 / Scene 1 Anal sex: *: spoon (her anus is apparently só tight that Dave semi-Hardman cant get his dick in, after several failed attempts he goes back to pussy-fucking) Blow job: ** nothing of interest to mention, shes just going through the motions Vaginal sex: ***: spoon, very short cowgirl, back to spoon after the failed anal [see above] (Alas we have to suffer through that in/out nonsense, keep the dick in the chick!) Comment: The action ends with a very weak cumshot, consisting of a few measly drops on the cute girls chest Victoria Steele / Age: late 20s / Scene 2 Anal sex: ***: mish, reverse-cowgirl, spoon Blow job: ****: she takes it ballsdeep and gets mouthfucked a little, after a good facial cumshot she does some aftersucking (best blow job of this movie) Vaginal sex: **: mish (again that annoying in/out stuff, keep the dick in the chick!) Comment: It may be the lighting, but her skin looks rather ashen, and she is too skinny, making this Canadian girl no [read the full review]
