Confessions of Hollywood Housewives Review

Reviewed by Draken  on  11/10/2000

Production Information
Studio: Cal Vista
Stars: Shyla Foxx, Melanie Stone, John Decker, Mark Davis, Tina Tyler, Candy Apples, Nick East, Dave Hardman, Ruby, JJ Michaels, Anthony Crane, Herschel, and Julian

Pre Viewing Expectations
Non-explicit photos shows us some shots of the movie. There is a write up which gives us a brief synopsis of the plot. A list of the stars and the included extras are also mentioned.

The Main Event
The wife of a soap opera producer is feeling a bored, and has dreams of doing the pool guy (how original). The producer gets some side action from his secretary in his office. The secretary has a pretty convincing orgasm before they try some anal action. The scene concludes with him giving her a facial. When the ratings of her husband's show starts to drop, his wife wanting to protect his job (and her standard of living), and three other bored housewives decide to "research" sex in order to spice up the script of the soap opera. The husband catches wind of this, and tells his wife to stay away from the show. The wife puts the moves on the pool guy, making her fantasy a reality. She writes up her expereinces into the starting of the script they are working on.

The next wife details her affair, one with the pizza delivery boy (gee, even more original). Surprise, surprise, when the pizza arrives, she doesnt' have any money. She offers sex instead. She's a pretty cheap fuck if she's only worth the $12 she owes on the pizza. This experience is likewise added to the script.

Third wife says she's going to do the stewardess or cheerleader thing. We see her walking around an airport parking lot, with what looks like a stewardess uniform on. She never sets foot into an airplane, as she is picked up by airport security rent-a-cops. They take her to a garage, and she shows her appreciation by letting them both take her on the hood of the cop car. Pretty interesting that they were able to keep their balance on the hood while doing a double penetration.

The forth wife doesn't go out and have an affair, saying she couldn't cheat on her husband. The first wife knows better, and mentions that the fourth wife already had an affair, and pressures her into telling the story. We seen an airhead of a wife get into an arguement with the husband who is waiting for his golf buddy to arrive so they can hit the greens. He gets frustrated and leaves, telling his wife to tell his friend to meet him on the course. She's mostly naked when the buddy arrives, and she offers to "kiss his balls for good luck" like she does for her husband. Of course, he accepts and they get down to business. Out of nowhere, the first wife shows up, and threatens to tell unless she can join in. They all take their turns, and he comes on both of their breasts.

The script is complete, and slipped into the briefcase of the producer. He hates it, and tells his wife he wants a divorce. The wife, and another wife, decide to get him fired. They write up a new script as they know what scene is to be shot that day. They con the secretary and get the new script to the director. The new script is used, which involves a doctor treating a patient with sex. The accomplice wife also gets into the scene, making it another threesome. They all go at it on the Gyno table. This is seen by the production company, getting the producer fired. The film simply ends here, we don't know what happens to any of the wives in the aftermath of what they've done.

The Details
Good, sharp and clear video, a well done transfer to the DVD format. The audio, likewise, is also good, as they vary the level of the background music so it doesn't override the dialogue. The women, while they have good sexual energy, are only average in their looks.

One item of interest is the case of the disappearing condom. Condom usage isn't consistent in this movie, most evident in the final scene. The doctor starts of by treating the patient, and is wearing a condom. After some time, the two women change positions so the nurse can get some treatment as well. Suddenly, the condom is gone, not to be seen again. Hope it's not another case of a doctor's implement being left inside a patient...

The extras include a very extensive behind the scenes feature which was quite interesting to watch. Didn't know until I watched this that two of the stars are married to each other in real life (the producer and the secretary). There are two audio track selections, German and English. The standard slide show is followed by bios of the female stars. A subset of the Metro trailers are on this disc, as well as a screen of company info and a commercial for amazingsex.com. The case for this movie says there is multiple angles, however, at no time during my viewing did the alternate angle icon appear on my screen.

Conclusion
While some of the plot elements are overdone, this is still a pretty good flick. The women are okay, and the sex is pretty good. Not a bad choice if you like movies with a plot, but don't want to expend a lot of mental energy on it.