Blue Matrix Review

Reviewed by Endorphin  on  6/28/2001

Starring: Jill Kelly, Alexandra Silk, Taylor St. Clair, Chennin Blanc, Tina Tyler, Vivian Valentine, Salena Del Rey, Ginger Paige, Ian Daniels, Dave Hardman, Herschel Savage, Evan Stone, Alec Metro, Billy Glide, Jack Hammer

Pros: Alexandra Silk, director knows how awesome Alexandra Silk's tongue is, Jill Kelly's ass, decent masturbation scene, visually interesting, that librarian looking chick masturbating, that chick playing on the weird computer

Cons: music is distracting, lousy chick ID, dubbing in Jill Kelly's scene, fashion

Plot: people have sex then someone disappears. This may be a big plus for the fans of one-night stands, since the chick mysteriously vanishes after sex. Personally I am offended. She should at least stick around to cook breakfast;).

This flick has good looking women and is, many times, visually appealing. But still, it falls flat. Sure we had the tantalizing look of that one chick licking that other chicks pussy (the chick ID wasn't very good. Please folks! Read this! Absorb this. I want to know who is who. Don't assume that every viewer knows every porn chick to grace the face of this earth. Why on earth don't you give good chick ID's), but we also have terrible fashion (I don't believe that I am actually commenting on fashion. If I bother to comment on such a mundane thing, it sucks.). Guys seem to always wear crotchless pants. It scared me. One guy looked like a gay version of The Terminator. And, why on earth would you tie Alexandra's hair up? The final result is my least favorite scene with Alexandra Silk. Her personality was not utilized and her hair was tied up.

The worst offense of this movie was the music. It was played too loud and was not very erotic. It was highly distracting. If it did anything it took away from the sexual heat. It was the biggest contributor to my disappointment with the movie.

My favorite scene was where what's her face (that lousy chick ID thing) was masturbating then wanted to see an erect cock and proceeded to have sex with him. This scene gave the first and only hint of sexual heat. Here the music, while still somewhat annoying, did have some intensity to it.

Shelf Life: See ya!

Bottom Line: Loud and mostly inappropriate music leaves the viewer distracted and bored despite good looking women and tantalizing visuals.