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Shojyo Koakuma Kei:The Writhing Women

Release date: 6/24/2003
Reviewed on: 6/15/2005 by astroknight


Studio: NuTech


Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 30 min. Production Date: 2002 Director: None listed Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results from NuTechs anime features, so Im not really sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its different, and really leaves me unsure of whether I liked it or not. Who Should Watch It : Fans of hentai Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something soft, fun, and cartoonish The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is nicely done. Its clear and well balanced. The video is also clear, but the animation seems just a little primitive. Music: The music is nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, and has a fairly cinematic feel. Menus: The main menu is long, and almost acts as a trailer for the feature before the selections come up. The chapter menu is pretty standard and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a title for the scene.
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Kamyla 1

Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 6/14/2005 by astroknight


Studio: NuTech


Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 27 min. Production Date: 2001 Director: Shinichi Shimizu Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: Its been very hit or miss for me with anime. Im not really sure what to expect here. Initial Reaction: Its not comfortable, but it does bring an interesting idea or two into it. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting something very different from the usual porn found in the United States Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all consensual sex The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The dubbing is very clear and sounds as good as most cartoons out there. The video is extremely clear, but the animation is fairly primitive. Its about half way between Pokemon and the lower end of cartoons from the late sixties. Theres some motion, but many times its extremely limited. Music: The music is pretty typical for animation, and very nicely balanced with the rest of the audio. Menus: The main menu is nicely animated and gives a very good first impression.
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Bounce (Badass)

Release date: 5/2/2005
Reviewed on: 6/12/2005 by RLD Fiend

Starring: Dave Hardman, Vanessa, Catalina, Skeeter Kerkove, Jada Fire, Jada, Vanessa Blue, Mark Wood, Olivia O'Lovely, Jamie Brooks, Otto Bauer, Vanessa Mae, Alec Knight, Nicki Hunter, Benjamin Brat
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Skeeter Kerkove

Review brief: Bounce Studio: BadAss (Metro) Director: Skeeter Kerkove Year: 2005 Feature Time: 1:57:28 Extras: None Starring: Jamie Brooks (Cover Girl) Olivia O'Lovely Nikki Hunter Vanessa Blue Jada Fire Catalina Themes: Anal This is a newer Skeeter Kerkove title released after he left Mayhem and began BadAss Pictures, a subsidiary of Metro. Metro sends their screeners out on DVD-R apparently. So, there's no menus or navigation on the disc, and the picture quality is pretty awful. There's also a huge watermark on the lower half of the screen. It renders the movie pretty much unwatchable so this review will be mercifully short. The chapter breaks are few and seem to be just thrown in random spots in the movie. There's no menu or extras or anything. The real version of this movie is 2 discs, and I can only imagine that it's much better (with extras, etc.) than the screener copy I received. If you buy "Bounce" you are very likely to get something a whole lot better than the disc I reviewed. Keep that in mind.
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Suck The Cum Right Out My Balls 2

Release date: 6/1/2003
Reviewed on: 6/7/2005 by MisterNoGood

Starring: Tommy Gunn, Amythiest, Lana Cox, Cailey Taylor
Studio: Lord Perious


Review brief: When I review a movie, I usually like to give a breakdown of each scene. However, when I run into a movie like this that has the same problems in every scene, I will just give a brief summary. I was looking forward to watching this as it has some girls that I have not seen before. The first thing that I noticed about the movie is that in each scene there is no set up to the scene, or interview, or tease segments. Each scene starts with the girl already giving the bj. I much prefer some kind of set up to the scene. The second problem is that the camera is often in the worst possible angles. In almost all the scenes the camera is pointed at the side of the girls head or behind her, and it is difficult to see her face or to even tell if she is pretty.
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Boxcover for Double the Fun: 2 on 1 2 (NJ Films)
Double the Fun: 2 on 1 2 (NJ Films)

Release date: 5/19/2005
Reviewed on: 5/30/2005 by howie

Starring: Francesco Malcom, Nikita, Omar, Asia, Andrea Nobili, Ian Scott, Sandy Style, Fausto Moreno, Jennifer Dark, Marco Nero, Asia (Poland), Erica Neri, Lele, Franco Trentalance, Gabriel Montoya, Lucy Lee [III] (Czech)
Studio: NJ Films


Review brief: Whats in my DVD player (mainstream): Infernal Affairs I Before Scorcese releases his remake of this Hong Kong action drama, you might want to check out the original to see why Scorcese, Damon, DiCaprio and Nicholson signed-up. The sequel is equally as brilliant but similar to The Godfather trilogy, stay away from Part III. Director: None credited Running time: 2:50 My short review: This NJ Films Euro offering features 4 scenes of b/b/g and 1 scene of b/g/g. Clear and simple, Im reviewing this movie solely to see Lucy in action. After a quick 1st scan, I would like to point out that the camera work is mainly close-ups/zoom of the action and penetration. Its like the camera man was not allowed to leave a 3-foot radius from the performers and had to zoom in as close as possible. Plus, some verbal instructions could be heard from the director in the background. As for the DVD authoring, it was well done with direct scene access you can jump right to a specific sex act for any scene from the scene sub-menu.
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Meat Rack (Treasure Island Media)

Release date: 4/8/2005
Reviewed on: 5/15/2005 by Joe Shaver

Starring: Little Joe, Dawson, Kurt Kaiser, Chris Neal, Joe Sarge, Seth Scott, Shannon Michael, Jeff Grove, Bryan Hanson, Sonny Roberts
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Directed by: Max Sohl

Review brief: The film opens with Dawson (the smiling guy on the cover) walking on the beach and writing Treasure Island presents and The Meat Rack in the wet sand. As all know, The Meat Rack is chosen cruising ground on Fire Island. Its been the setting for manynow sixof Michael Lucas super films. But comparing this foray into tedium with the films of Lucas would be like comparing a Michelangelo sculpture to a childs creation out of silly putty. Dawson is not unattractive and theres a skinny hairy dude known as Little Joe (did his parents watch Bonanza?) who is rather sexy. But if the rest of the cast appeared on Bravos new show about people and their dogs it would be hard to tell the owners from the mutts. This film proves beyond any doubt that just because guys are fucking bareback it doesnt make for a hot film. It takes much more than that. A good director, videographer and editor are essential requirements. This film seems aimless. The camera shakes and sometimes intrudes into scenes. The editing is a mess. Guys pop into scenes like characters from Bewitched.
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Boxcover for Gangbangers (Sensational Video)
Gangbangers (Sensational Video)

Release date: 5/4/2004
Reviewed on: 5/9/2005 by RLD Fiend


Studio: Sensational Video


Review brief: Gangbangers 1: Lisa Sparxxx 40 Man GB Studio: Sensational Video Director: Unknown Year: 2004 Feature Time: 1:18:52 Extras: Trailers (0:11:37) Starring: Lisa Sparxxx Themes: Gang Bang, Interracial I've only ever seen one other movie from Sensational Video, the average "Gangbangers 3" starring the awesome blonde Lisa Sparxxx. Lisa is a larger girl with huge natural tits, a plump behind, and the kind of body I crave with lots of curves. There were only two scenes in "Gangbangers 3," and the production values (lighting, a/v quality, camera work) of the movie were amateurish at best. The male talent also appeared to be rank amateurs with no clue. So, I'm not expecting too much out of this one; I figure they only had time to improve between "Gangbangers" 1 and 3. Lisa is very cute, though, so I wanted to see her in action even if the action itself was not all that great or strokable.
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Boxcover for Amateur Angels 17 (Adam & Eve)
Amateur Angels 17 (Adam & Eve)

Release date: 11/16/2004
Reviewed on: 4/25/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: Billy Glide, Mark Davis, Joel Lawrence, Anthony Hardwood, Angela Stone, Mone Divine, Diamond Foxxx, Poppy Morgan, Nicole Brazzle, Heaven Taylor
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Luc Wylder

Review brief: Amateur Angels #17 is the latest volume in this long-running series and, if this is any indicator, it should be the last. I know Luc Wylder is highly admired in the industry, but I can do without his boring interviews before each scene. He wastes 6-7 minutes with the performers asking inane, unimaginative questions. He also has a tendency to start talking to the girls just after they get a creamy facial, which some consider the epitome of bad timing. There is also some terrible camerawork here. Shots of the back of a girls head while she sucks cock may be necessary for X-rated distribution (like on the Playboy Channel), but they should be avoided in the XXX-rated version. The same goes for long shots of the guys face and long-distance angles. The girls here are strictly B-Listers, with blond Heaven Taylor being arguably the best-looking one. Nicole Brazzle, Angela Stone, Mone Divine, Diamond Foxx, and Poppy Morgan round out the cast of forgettables. Only Heaven and Mone take facials, and there is no anal action at all.
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Wicked Sorceress

Release date: 2/11/2004
Reviewed on: 4/22/2005 by The Pocketcomb Pimp

Starring: Steven St. Croix, Steve Hatcher, Eric Masterson, Voodoo, Nicole Sheridan, Maya Divine, Envy Me, Brittney Skye, Felix Vicious
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright

Review brief: Wicked Sorceress Running Time: 120 min. Est. Production Date: August 2003 The Pocketcomb Premise Is it possible for Wicked Pictures to work the name of their company into any movie titles? I have to admit that Wicked is a bitchin name for a porn company, but give me a break. You can be more creative, cant you? This title got off to a slow start. The first scene was girl on girl, and I dont review that genre. Wendy Devine Wendy is damn near perfection in my book. Shes not the prettiest girl in the biz, but her body is hard to beat. Ass like whoa, high powered breast and the cutest, chubby frame that is begging for a brotha. Wendy always bring chemistry and passion to her work and that ass is always worth a rewind. Today has to be the first time I saw her where the camera didnt do her justice. This scene was terrible and not worthy of the Wicked label. Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 6/10 Envy Mi This girl has always been on the cusp in my book.
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Boxcover for Peepshows 3 & 4: Double Dick Fuckers / Oriental Fuck Sluts
Peepshows 3 & 4: Double Dick Fuckers / Oriental Fuck Sluts

Release date: 12/3/2003
Reviewed on: 4/20/2005 by picman

Starring: Asia Carrera, Sindee Coxx, Missy, Stacy Valentine, Kia, Melissa Hill, Juli Ashton, Tricia Yen, Moana, Vivian, Julie Rage, Crystal Wilder, Joanna Storm, Jordan Lee, Nikita, Cumisha Amado, Nicole London, Anisa, Helen Duval
Studio: VCA


Review brief: Prologue I was trying to remember what caught my eye about this double film video. There are some great stars from the 90's in here. Stacy Valentine, Missy, Helen Duval, Asia Carrera et al. But the one that stood out for me was the generally unknown Tricia Yen. I was so captivated by her in Video Virgins 7 that I will always go out of my way to check out something she was in. Anisa's in the second feature as well and she was a little firecracker too. I wonder if they're actually going to try to pass Melissa Hill off as Asian. We'll see. Double Dick Fuckers Scene one opens in a disco with a crowd of people trying to dance. The camera goes to the bar where a bunch of guys are hanging out, watching everybody have fun. A couple bolt up to the bar and they're all over each other. She's not too shy, either, as her skirt is up by her waist. The other fellas aren't shy either as they grope her and pull out their cocks. She's got a great looking body and platinum blonde hair. It isn't long before there's a cock in this slut's mouth.
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Big Gorgeous Breasts 1

Release date: 9/27/2004
Reviewed on: 4/12/2005 by RLD Fiend

Starring: Kim Chambers, Dale Dabone, Dino Bravo, Vicky Vette, Eve Laurence, Grant Michaels, Xana Star, Penny Porsche
Studio: Simon Wolf
Directed by: Robert Herrera

Review brief: Big Gorgeous Breasts Studio: Simon Wolf Director: Robert Herrera Year: 2004 Feature Time: 2:05:12 Extras: Behind the Scenes / Bonus Scene / Trailers (0:57:57) Starring: Penny Porsche (Cover Girl) Eve Lawrence Kim Chambers Vicky Vette Xana Star Lea De Mae Themes: Boobs, Mature Women Here's another recent release from Robert Herrera and Simon Wolf. I've only seen one other title from the company (the previously reviewed "Nothing Underneath 3") and I was very unimpressed. I'm not holding out much hope for this one, either, based on the cover and cast list. There's a lot of mature ladies in this title, with the exception of Eve Lawrence, so porn viewers who like to see MILFs and older women in action might want to give this one a rental. Scene 1: Vicky Vette and a porn stud Vicky is a starlet I've only heard about and never sought out on DVD before. She looks like the prototypical 1990's porn star, with huge blonde hair and giant fake bolt-on boobs. She is more mature than the average 19-year old gonzo starlet.
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Lily Thai's Last Stand

Release date: 12/15/2004
Reviewed on: 4/6/2005 by JustAGuyOnline

Starring: Lili Thai
Studio: New Machine


Review brief: For a number of reasons, this isnt the best virtual sex video youre going to find, but if you happen to like Lily Thai, you may not mind too much. Lets face it, the girl is undeniably hot. Shes a very interesting ethnic mix of Filipino, Italian and Hawaiian, and shes got the best of all three a great tight body, bronzed skin, long dark hair. Shes just great looking. But even she cant completely prop up a production that could be a lot better. The disc is divided into several different sections, one of which is an interview segment that runs a whopping 28 and a half minutes. They switch back and forth between two different stationary cameras the whole time, and she is very sexy as she reveals things about her sex life and her views on working in the adult biz. But half an hour of talking is a bit much. The navigation of the various other segments is a bit difficult to figure out. The tease segment gives you the option to see Lily masturbate, give a blowjob and give a titty fuck.
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Virtual Sex With Nikki Tyler

Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 4/4/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Nikki Tyler
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: approx. 50 min. total footage Production Date: 6 / 07 / 1999 Director: Joone Cast: Nikki Tyler and you The Short Story Initial Expectations: Digital Playground has been pretty limited with their virtual sex titles, but done well within those limitations. Im expecting a nicely done but limited virtual sex DVD. Initial Reaction: Its the most limited virtual sex title Ive seen in a heck of a long time. Who Should Watch It : Nikki Tyler fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting really well done virtual sex. I realize that this is an older virtual sex title, but its also one of the most limited Ive ever seen. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear, nicely balanced, and free of background noises. The video is nicely done and well lit. Theres a hint of pixelation, but thats it for video problems.
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eXXXtraordinary eurobabes 1

Release date: 2/28/2005
Reviewed on: 3/25/2005 by howie

Starring: Leslie Taylor, Frank Major, James Brossman, Nick Long, Black Diamond, Alexa May, Victoria Swinger, Liz Honey, Simony Diamond, Kristina Blonde, Mike XL, Timo
Studio: 21 Sextury
Directed by: John Walton

Review brief: Note: 21Sextury DVDs are available at Your Choice who provided this DVD for review. Whats in my DVD player (mainstream): Ray I was a fan of his music prior to watching this biographical movie and I enjoyed watching this DVD more so due to Foxxs performance. However, I dont think Ray deserved its nomination for Best Picture since it dragged at times. I still recommend it. Director: John Walton My short review: Having struck out with "My Dear Sophie Moone", this is the second 21Sextury.com offering in my review queue and, hopefully, Ill get better results with this Euro porno. There is a decent enough cast to pique my interest and Im hoping for the best. In this abbreviated review, Im going to provide the progression of sex acts and positions and state what stood out in each scene, if anything. Scene 1 Simony: [Pussy licking; pussy fingering; BJ; CG vag; RCG anal; spoon vag] Simony was looking as hot as ever but this was an average scene with the focus on the RCG anal position that was nowhere near balls deep.
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Whore Gaggers (Anarchy)

Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 3/17/2005 by MisterNoGood

Starring: Leo, John West, Faith, Jackie Moore, Hollie Stevens, Alex Divine, Aspen Stevens, Vincent Vega, Ashley Haze, Yasmine Vega, Asami, Kelly Wells, Lori Alexia, Damien Childs
Studio: Anarchy


Review brief: The cast: Ashley Haze, Alex Devine, Yasmine Vega, Kelly Wells, Hollie Stevens, Asami Urano, Faith, Lori Alexa, Aspen Stevens, Jackie Moore. Directed by John West. Alot of times when I review a blowjob movie, I try to give a brief description of each scene. When I see a movie like this that has so many flaws, I will give just a brief description of the movie. Each scene starts out with a short interview, and when the action starts, the guy is almost always standing or sitting for the scene. The girl for the most part is deepthroating on her own or forced by the guys hand on her head, and eventually the guy jacks off on her face. And now the problems with this movie: When I played the dvd in my portable player, the color was way to bright, and I had to turn the color on my LCD screen all the way down. Some of the scenes in the movie were shot with way too much light. In many of the scenes, the camera kept getting slightly out of focus.
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Hungry on the Face

Release date: 6/18/2003
Reviewed on: 3/15/2005 by MisterNoGood

Starring: Misty Rain
Studio: Candid Cam


Review brief: The cast: Misty Rain, Xxxena, and some other unbilled unknowns. This is an all blowjob movie shot mostly in Pov. In the first scene the video is grainy, and the cute blonde never looks into the camera while giving the blowjob. She eventually jerks him off with her hand but she moves her face out of the camera shot. The video is clearer in the next scene with a slender redhead, but like the first scene she never looks into the camera and all you can see is her forehead. Eventually she jerks him off on her face. The third scene is with a chubby girl with long brown hair. She gives a good bj and the guy jerks off in her mouth. A black haired girl with big knockers is next and while giving the bj and titfuck all you can see is the top of her head and the hair moving around. She jerks him off on her titties and her face is out of the shot. Porn star Misty Rain is next, and the video is really grainy and there is too much light from the light on the camera. Misty jerks the guy off on her face.
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My Sex Kitten

Release date: 11/6/2002
Reviewed on: 3/15/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Jenna Haze
Studio: Jill Kelly Productions


Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: approx. 65 min. total footage Production Date: 7 / 11 / 2002 Director: None credited Cast: Jenna Haze and you The Short Story Initial Expectations: This was supposed to be a pretty good interactive movie. Im looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It leaves most everything to be desired. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Jenna Haze fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a really well done virtual sex title The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is okay, but its a bit quiet and has a little hiss. It also gets a bit scratchy when Jenna gets screaming. The video also leaves some to be desired. Its nicely lit, but theres some noticeable pixelation that definitely interferes. Music: None Disc Problems: During the Cum! segment of fingering Jenna, the video freezes for the last few seconds while the audio keeps going. It then moves to the Cum! sequence for Jenna fucking herself with a dildo.
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Playing With Cailey Taylor

Release date: 9/28/2004
Reviewed on: 3/6/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Dic Tracy, Cailey Taylor
Studio: Anarchy


Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 62 min. Production Date: 9 / 9 / 2004 Director: Jimme D. (hes never credited, but you see him in the behind the scenes) Cast: Cailey Taylor and you The Short Story Initial Expectations: Anarchy has a long running record as being whats referred to in technical terms as A lying sack of shit. That record leaves me with low expectations despite some of their interactive releases having some decent sex and Cailey often doing a nice job. Initial Reaction: Its yet another below average interactive Anarchy DVD. Who Should Watch It : Big time Cailey Taylor fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants whats advertised on the cover or a well done virtual sex DVD The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are fairly average. The audio is on the low side of things so you have to turn it up fairly high to hear Cailey well.
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Playing With Lucy Lee

Release date: 7/24/2004
Reviewed on: 3/4/2005 by astroknight

Starring: John West, Lucy Lee [II] (Asian)
Studio: Anarchy


Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 38 min. Production Date: 6 / 23 / 2004 Director: Jimmy D. Cast: Lucy Lee and you (played by some uncredited guy) The Short Story Initial Expectations: Anarchy has had such a long running stream of lies on their interactive DVDs that I go into every one of their DVDs extremely skeptical. Initial Reaction: I didnt expect a lot here, and Anarchy didnt even meet those expectations. Who Should Watch It : Extreme Lucy Lee fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a well done virtual sex simulator The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. You can hear Lucy very well in the audio, but you can also hear a lot of background noises and what Id think was wind if it wasnt shot inside. You even get to hear her get a direction or two from behind the camera. The video is pretty well done. Its nicely lit and barely shows any grain. This is a nice looking release.
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Porking With Pride

Release date: 7/30/2004
Reviewed on: 3/2/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Alex Sanders, Mr. Marcus, Kim Chambers, Simone, Jay Ashley, Katrina, John West, Wesley Pipes, Venus, Noname Jane, Celine, Foxy, Domineko, Herschel Savage, Veronica Carso, Angel Long, Mark Sloan, Elizabeth Del Mar, Jasmine Lynn, Justin Slayer, Hamilton Steele, Ramona Luv, Kaylani Lei, Frazier Luvitt
Studio: Smash Pictures


Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 143 min. Production Date: 6 / 2 / 2002 thru 4 / 2 / 2003 Director: Various, but includes Frank Thring, Jimmie D., and Skeeter Kerkove Cast: Kaylani Lei, Jasmine Lynn, Veronica Carso (aka Sophie Angel), Foxy, Angel Long, Venus, Ramona Luv, Kim Chambers, Katrina, Celine, Violet Blue, Samantha, Sandra, Simone, Elizabeth Del Mar, Justin Slayer, Alex Sanders, Jay Ashley, Mark Sloan, Frazier Fox, Wesley Pipes, Domineko, Herschel Savage, Mr. Marcus, John West, Kente Clark, and Hamilton Steele The Short Story Initial Expectations: Smash has been doing a great job in the last year or so, but somehow this one slipped past me. Im looking forward to checking it out! Initial Reaction: Theres a few hot sex scenes, but most of it left me disappointed.
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Sperm Smiles 1

Release date: 12/8/2004
Reviewed on: 2/27/2005 by Tongue in Groove

Starring: John Strong, Erik Everhard, Haley, Steve Holmes, Jada Fire, Jada, Manuel Ferrara, Sandra Romain, Victoria Sin, Sammie Rhodes, Tee Reel, Haley Paige
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Directed by: Jessica Dee

Review brief: Sperm Smiles #1 didnt make me smile much. Most of the female talent can be found on the B List, if not a step below. And the sex was unenthusiastic and lukewarm. Jada Fire is an ebony woman with huge natural jugs. She sports braces on her teeth, which do not help her barely passable looks. She romps with Steve Holmes, including some anal, some A2M, and a facial. In keeping with the theme of this flick, Steve steps away almost immediately after the popshot to allow the girl to smile at the camera. There is no PCH, something many viewers feel is the most important part of a good scene. The cutest girl of the bunch, blond Sammie Rhodes, engages Manuel Ferrara next. Ferrara is quickly rising to the top of my list of least favorite male performers. Hes another guy who thinks we watch porn to see how big a jerk he can be. Theres constant wrestling, gaping, slapping, tit grabbing, and gymnastics.
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1 Night In Paris

Release date: 4/26/2004
Reviewed on: 2/20/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Paris Hilton, Rick Saloman
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Rick Saloman

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 4 / 28 / 2004 Director: Rick Saloman Cast: Paris Hilton and Rick Saloman The Short Story Initial Expectations: Im one of the few people out there who really doesnt care about Paris Hilton. To me shes white trash with a lot of money. Initial Reaction: I can now say that Ive watched the Paris Hilton porn movie. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Paris Hilton Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see a fair amount of penetration or high quality technical aspects The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: For amateur porn, the technical aspects are pretty good. The audio has a fair amount of background noise, but they feel natural for amateur porn. The audio is balanced pretty well, and comes off sounding pretty good for amateur porn. The video also lacks, as is usual for amateur porn. Theres a fair amount of camera shake and grain, and a few soft focus blurs as well. It mixes black and white and color footage, and looks okay.
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Dare to Bare: Erotic Shaving and Sexual Pleasures

Release date: 1/24/2004
Reviewed on: 2/19/2005 by astroknight

Starring: Chris, Lisa, Chennin Blanc, Cheyne Collins, Kris Slater, Pason, Jane Monreal, Mark Schoen
Studio: Sinclair
Directed by: Mark Schoen

Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 30 min. Production Date: 05 / 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Jane Monreal hosts, Chennin Blanc, Cheyne Collins, Pason, Kris Slater, and others gives demonstrations, and Mark Schoen, Ph.D. gives a quick clinical talk The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sinclairs movies have been fairly hit or miss for me. Im a fan of shaving, so I have a little hope here. Initial Reaction: Anybody curious about shaving or who just enjoys watching shaving Who Should Watch It : Anybody whos nervous about shaving down under Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all education and no eroticism The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I dont think I noticed a single background noise. The video is also very well done. It has a little grain that gives it almost a film-like look. Its very nicely lit and often has a slightly artistic look to it. Music: The music is nicely done.
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Squirting 101 3

Release date: 11/18/2004
Reviewed on: 2/14/2005 by Linus

Starring: Zenza Raggi, Tony T., Venus, Kimberly Kane, Mr. Pete, Ashley Long, Christie Leigh, Shayna Knight, Christie Lee, Angela Stone, Axel Braun, Nadia Styles, Kody Coxxx, Madison Monroe, Trent Soluri, Brother Love, Missy Misfit, Rex Holes, Dr. Philgood
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Axel Braun

Review brief: Squirting 101 3 - Thoughts: Well let me start out by saying that this is volume three in this series, and I have not seen either of the first two volumes, so that said, if you enjoyed those two volumes, you may well ove this volume as it does have an outstanding cast, so keep that in mind when reading my at times negative remarks about this title. I did not care for this title, I feel it is a big waste of some great ladies of porn here. There were some bright spots, but there are too many errors here to overlook. Let me first say, that I look at porn movies like this, a title can still be good without being erotic, if it is either funny, entertaining or somehow informative, it can still be an enjoyable disc to watch even if sexual heat is not that present, and then we have movies that thrill the sexual nature of us, and inspire things in our pants to do things and stay doing those things until they are properly taken care of. This movie however is in neither category.
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Maximum Suspensions

Release date: 5/6/2004
Reviewed on: 2/1/2005 by ChrisLuvsPorn (SGPC)

Starring: Amber Michaels, Stacy Burke, Frankie Dashwood, Darby Daniels, Loren Chance, Jenni Lee, Darcy Daniels
Studio: Harmony Concepts


Review brief: Maximum Suspensions 10 Scenes 6 Girls Let me tell you something. This is the first review of done for Smart Girls' Porn Club. So for this special occasion, I decided to watch something that I usually don't watch. In this case, a bondage video. I actually got two to review but Maximum Suspensions was the first one I put in the DVD player. Being new to the bondage video market I dodn't know quite what to expect. I'm gonna tell you that this particular video did nothing for me. Nothing against the performers. All of the performers were gorgeous women. I would say anyone that really gets into bondage would probably like this title. There were however a few scenes and stars I would like to discuss though. One of the main reasons I picked this video was because of one of the stars, Amber Michaels. I've liked Amber for a while now and like just about everything i've seen her in. She has a few scenes in this movie. My favorite being the first scene in the movie.
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