Three Cheers For B J U Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  8/1/2010

Tired of being broke and down on their luck, four hookers with hairy pussies enroll in Linda Lovewhip's cock sucking school in THREE CHEERS FOR BJU (197?, VCX standard frame, digitally remastered re-release, 2010) with skinny Sharon Thorpe as a hooker honey.

Wow, the opening of this trashy 55 minute flick is a riot. While eating from a can of ALPO, Sharon fields a call from a potential john, who offers up only $30 for a session that includes peeing in Sharon's mouth. The caller is never heard from or seen on screen but Sharon's one sided conversation with the creep is hilarious. Meanwhile, one of the other bored hookers takes a bottle and starts plunging it in her pussy. The girls finally come across an ad for cock sucking school and decide to enroll.

Linda Lovewhip runs the cock sucking school and tells her students that they must turn 10 tricks for her as payment. Their first session is a clit and pussy sucking session as a sort of warm-up for the dick sucking stuff. Hairy pussy munching and sucking ensues with one bush being an extra thick brush. At the end of the session, Linda hands out dildos so the gals can go home and practice. Uh-boy.

Her students return and Linda shows them an instructional film with a bit of everything including facials, fucking, light bondage, spanking, both-holes fingering, anal sex and cock sucking in footage that's even more ancient than the actual feature.

Past the halfway point, a few dudes join the cock sucking school shenanigans and one guy makes his entrance singing "I'd like to stick it in your baby face." Oh lordy! Each student takes a turn sucking on this dude's whimpy, limpy pecker until finally everyone lands on the bed for a suck and fuck session that features Lovewhip and her teacher's pet sucking and fucking the dudes for the big finish.

Well, the laff content in THREE CHEERS FOR BJU (197?, VCX re-release 2010) is up there, especially at the outset but the sex scenes are a mess and the instructional movie-within-the-movie is re-hashed footage of some other XXX flick or an abandoned project. Final rating is ! 1/2 outa !!!!! Extras including VCX Classic Bonus Scenes, Vintage Trailers and Legendary Tribute are a welcomed return to some sort of XXX sanity.