Pro-Am Pussy Adventures 2 Review

Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  5/19/2010

What the hell is going on over at Black Ice that is making them pump out this crap!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing upsets me more than thinking something might be worth a damn and then it turns out to be less than a damn!!!! I mean this shit here is just halfway done and uninspired. See I had the pleasure of seeing the 1st PAPA movie and it was really good. Whoever did the sequel sucks ass. I see why black Ice doesn't release trailers for their movies because if you could see the bullshit ahead of time you wouldn't even mess with it. I mean the women here are awesome looking. Kapri Styles, Natasha Dulce, LaFoxx(not Ice), Melody Nakai, Misty Stone, and Lexi Moore all are gorgeous, but this flick sucks ass.

The lack of energy does it in to the tilt. Kapri Styles scene with that spazz Ethan Hunt never really gets off the ground. The squatting cowgirl is goo for the short period it lasts but thereat of the scene on that wack couch is just shit. Natasha Dulce is fucking stunning I mean I'd straight up cape up and save her from this horrible life, but the guy she is with sucks has less energy than her and this scene is a wash as well. LaFoxx and Melody Nakai I got 2 words for you WESLEY PIPES!!!!!!!!!!! Between his yapping and Prince grunting and groaning there is no heat here. Last scene looks like it has promise but that fizzles but still remains the best scene of the bunch. Misty is sexy as well as Lexi but through all of Prince's grunts and bs the girls can't elevate this movie at all. Already passed my copy on. I don't get what is going on over at Black Ice, I understand times are hard but you can't continue to put out sub par movies and hope to keep your fan base. I'm on hiatus from Black Ice until they get their shit together. C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!