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Private Black Label 47: All In
Release date: 10/9/2006
Reviewed on: 12/25/2006 by Daigoro
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Rick Masters, Dick Nasty, Monica Mayhem, Katie Morgan, Kami Andrews, Brad Baldwin, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Dylan Ryder, Lexi Bardot, Justice Young, Joe Blow, Sullivan
Studio: Private
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: All InPrivateStarring: Katie Morgan, Monica Mayhem, Jeaniemarie Sullivan, Lexi Bardot, Dylan RyderDirected By: Nic CramerFEATURE: This is a porn based on the professional poker player world. It begins with a brunette blowing two guys under a table. It is a weak opening. The second scene is equally disappointing and waiting for Monica Mayhem and Katie Morgan's scenes is the only thing keeping me even remotely interested. Monica puts in an O.K. performance in the third scene and Katie performs outstandingly in the fourth, but the way the scenes are shot and edited doesn't help at all. The woman in scene five gets DPed for days, yuck. She was into it but the scenes' dirty biker mentality turned me off. Scene six was about even with Monica's scene, decent performance shot badly. Overall I was not impressed by the short segments, camera work that often missed the action, or the flat audio that made me wonder if my ears needed to pop. This film is bad enough that you probably won't see any Nic Cramer reviews coming from me again.
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He's Dating a Dildo
Release date: 8/10/2006
Reviewed on: 12/24/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Billy Cochran, Adrian Troy
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Justin Credible
Review brief: Previews before the film give everything away which makes this uninteresting film even less interesting. The only performer and performance of interest comes in the first scene. Billy Cochran (on the cover) does his best to entertain. He starts out by showing us a monstrous black dildo the size of a fence post. Then he strips down to a black jockstrap and plays with his ass, pulling aside the cheeks to show us his itchy hole. Finally his cock is freed from the leather pop-off pouch of his jock. Its a nice cock and its pierced. He puts it in a penis pump although as stated earlier Billy had quite an admirable appendage before the pump went to work on it. With the pump still on his penis, he lubes up quite a large white dildo and shoves it where the sun dont shine. He removes the penis pump from his swollen dick and fucks himself with the faux cock. Then for some reason he puts the penis pump back on. Then after more fucking of himself with the white dildo, he lubes up the black monster. He sits down on the gargantuan impaler and rides.
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D.O.C.: Drunk on Cum 3
Release date: 9/18/2006
Reviewed on: 12/23/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Taylor, Scott, Matt [I] (ambiguous), Dylan, Caedon Chase, Nick Russell, Jake Anderson, Jerry Stearns, D.J. Hunter, Yahroe, Dan Fisk, Scott Berman, Devlin Michaels, Fire Fly, Allen Adams, Daxx Maxxon, Jay Taylor, Chester, Roxx, Fuckhole, Brad Davis [IV], Eddie Kent, Jake Philips, James O'Malley, Phil Moore, Aaron Valenciaga, David Hassani
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Directed by: Paul Morris
Review brief: When it was seemingly safe, I used to love the taste of cum. All my lovers tasted different. Some were salty, others were slightly sour, others were sweet. There was even one cute twink who tasted like chicken soupI kid you not. Sowhen I say I found this film to be boring, disgusting, and distasteful you know where Im coming from. Ive liked others of Treasure Island's cum extravaganzas, but this one turned me off. A major part of the problem was that the guys getting sucked off were pug-ugly. Even if it were safe, you couldnt pay me to suck these guys. The first to gobble down the cock cream is Caedon. Hes a cute slender kid with a pierced tongue and pierced nipples, and a plethora of tattoos. Hes first seen swallowing down a load from a black dude; and then makes the rounds, swallowing the juice of the group of uglies. One of these others is a young guy named Allen Adam who assists Caedon in draining dicks. From time to time Allen hawks and drops a gob of spit in Caedons mouth. (Its this that turned me off.
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Brazilian Ass Feast
Release date: 11/13/2006
Reviewed on: 12/22/2006 by howie
Starring: Wesley, Kid Jamaica, Vitor Gaucho, Don Picone, Monica Mattos, Ju Pantera, Princyany, Thaiza Lemmon, Dino Miranda, Lisa Angel, Rafael Sanchez, Pit Garcia, Gisele Prodo
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: Jake Jacobs
Review brief: Director: Jake Jacobs Running time: 1:33 Cast listing: Scene 1 Princyany with Kid Jamaica Scene 2 Gisele (a) with Bad Boy Scene 3 Monica Mattos (a) with Don Picone Scene 4 Thaiza Lemmon (a) with Vitor Scene 5 Ju Pantera (a) with Wesley Scene 6 Lisa Angel (a, dp) with Dino Miranda & Rafael Sanchez Brazilian Ass Feast is an attempt by New Sensations to delight us with Brazilian female talent filmed on exotic locales throughout Brazil. And it failed. I question if there is a market here in the U.S. for porn featuring Brazilian girls since it seems there has been a number of Brazilian-themed pornos released lately but I have to believe that it due more to economics (cheaper labor, perhaps) than meeting a strong, consumer demand. Every scene except the first lives up to the ass feast title and except for Kid Jamaica and Wesley Pipes, the male talent is local to Brazil, I believe. Each scene starts with the girl performing a tease segment wearing a bikini set while music is playing.
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Latinos In the House 5
Release date: 8/16/2006
Reviewed on: 12/19/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Angel, Ricardo, Daniel, Luis, Kenal, Brent, Tamez
Studio: GAI Studios
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo
Review brief: I never thought a 2-hour porn move could take so long until watching Latinos in the House Volume 5. Whereas most of these type films are done in Brazil or some other South American country, this one is shot in Guadalajara. It contains 4 scenes lasting almost 30 minutes each with a cast of 8 twinks. You will not want to pop this one in the DVD player while in bed or else you might fall asleep. The film is dubbed Cyber Twinks so the film starts out with Daniel Escobar and Kenai Sidka sitting out in the yard looking at other guys on their laptop and getting horny. They quickly lose the clothes and start the kissing and groping each other. The clothes come off and you can see its two thin unattractive twinks. Daniel begins licking on Kenais nipples and as they move about, their awkwardness makes me think this is their first time in front of a camera. They stretch out on the grass naked with more kissing and Daniel running his mouth all over Kenais body. They slide into a 69 position, but only Kenai sucks cock. Daniel just rubs Kenais butt.
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Shaving In the Sherwood Forest
Release date: 11/3/2006
Reviewed on: 12/1/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jason, Jay Tornay, Brad Slater, Chris Perez, Bryce Webber
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Justin Credible
Review brief: Shaving (as you can no doubt tell) is my favorite fetish. The sight of a shaved crotch on an adult male causes me to have an instant hard-on and can bring about an orgasm within minutes. Videos catering to this particular fetish are few and far between so when I saw the title of this one I couldnt resist it. It therefore grieves me to report that as a shaving film and as a porn film this one fails on both counts. We begin with a good-looking guy making his way through the forest. He comes across a stream of water flowing from a culvert out of the side of a hill. Unable to resist, he peels off his shoes and socks (nice feet) removes his shorts _but not his underwear), and gets under the hard spray. The force of the water causes his cock still in his briefs to tent them. Finally he removes the offending item (nice ass). Staring blatantly and seductively at the camera, he triggers a response from the viewer (nice cock). We cut to him sitting by a creek, lathering up his cock and balls. He proceeds to shave them.
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Big Natural Tits (Mayhem)
Release date: 10/26/2006
Reviewed on: 11/29/2006 by Daigoro
Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Jessica, Scott Lyons, Rita Faltoyano, Anthony Hardwood, Joe Friday, Alexis Silver, Barry Scott, Alex Gonz, Rucca Page, Brooke Banner
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Barrett Blade
Review brief: Big Natural TitsMayhemStarring: Rucca Page, Jessica, Rita Faltoyano, Alexis Silver, Brooke BannerDirected By: Barrett BladeFEATURE: This is a mediocre film plagued by horrible camera angles, bored looking performers, and guys who can't stay hard. Some of these dudes are hard to look at, either butt rocker white trash or just plain fat. The only hot women are Rita and Brooke and even their scenes were hard to watch due to the camera work. This is a real stinker.
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Insexts
Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 11/29/2006 by vodka tonic
Starring: Alexis Amore, Nick Manning, Jean Val Jean, Jenaveve Jolie, Grant Michaels, Tory Lane, Gina Mond, Mckenzie Rose, Philip Mond
Studio: Club Jenna
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Director : Philip MondCinematography : Bill FisherCast : Gina Mond, Tory Lane, Alexis Amore, Jenaveve Jolie, Jean Valjean, Grant Michaels & Nick ManningRunning time : 160 mins.DVD Extras: Chapter selection, trailerWHOS DOING WHO ?1) GINA MONDLots of dollars have been spent on Gina Monds face & body, and she does look fab, if completely artificial. She calls Gina Mond on her cell phone (more on Gina II later) but the dialogue is inaudible, so whatever. She hangs up and starts to caress herself by her Beverly Hills swimming pool, all splendid with her wet hair, Restylan lips and fake crystal bustier. This is masturbation as in Penthouse, whence Ms Mond comes from, with come-hither looks to the camera & strategically placed legs. Even the translucent dildo is gorgeous, its all so incredibly beautiful and fake and boring. The music certainly does not help. Because its 2006, Gina injects some gapes here & there for good measure. 2) GINA MOND, ALEXIS AMORE, TORY LANE, JENAVEVE JOLIE, JEAN VALJEAN, NICK MANNING & GRANT MICHAELSThis is the big cake.
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Julie's Back: The Return Of Julie Meadows
Release date: 2/23/2005
Reviewed on: 11/13/2006 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Julie Meadows, Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade, Nyomi Marcela, Kurt Lockwood, Gia Jordan, Andrew Andretti, Seth Dickens, Nicole Brazzle, Jim Beem, Candi Delight, Naudia Nyce
Studio: Sex Z Pictures
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Julie's Back Julie Doesn't Work Here Anymore Director: Roy Karch Studio: Sex Z Pictures Running: 80 min Genre: Gonzo - Reality Release: Spring 2005 I waited a long time for this title and I have to be blunt upfront and tell you that it was not worth the wait. Julie Meadows was on her way to being my favorite start when she signed a contract and fell of the map. Once her contract was up I hoped that she would return to pre contract form, but she merely took her contract antics on the road. When I heard she was coming back I was 1st in line like it was Return Lock on, it's another PCP transmission! Scene Breakdowns: Naudia This title starts out with Naudia Nyce. Naudi is nasty looking and equally nasty when shes in action. The party is quickly crashed by Julie.
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No Whites Allowed
Release date: 7/25/2005
Reviewed on: 11/13/2006 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Lucas, Richard Mann, Raven Black, Ty Darius
Studio: Trashy Entertainment
Review brief: No Whites Allowed "No Whites" get's a Black Eye Director: Jeff Phucksum Studio: Trashy Ent. Running: 120 min est. Genre: IR Fantasy Release: May 2005 PCP is back reppin for my porn people in the Welfare line. Keepin it hot from the 1st, to the 15th and back again. In a black soul cinema classic there was a funny scene where a rapper was telling and interviewer about his new album, Dont shoot til you see the whites, the interviewer interjected, Of their eyes?, the rapper then replied, Of whos eyes?, and then the camera cut to his CD cover with him standing on a pig pile of dead white men. Hold on yall, I know you are sensitive and think PCP is gonna bring the Black Panthers to pornville, but the truth is its a fitting set up for this title. Stand by for the PCP transmission of No Whites Allowed. Im coming right out the gate telling you that Raven Black had my dick hard.
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VCA's Gravest Hits
Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 10/31/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Savannah, Peter North, Sean Michaels, Rebecca Wild, Mike Horner, Porsche Lynn, Teri Diver, Joey Silvera, Ona Zee, Crystal Wilder, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, Woody Long, Jon Dough, Cassidy, Jonathan Morgan, Don Fernando, Nikki Dial, Melanie Moore, Alex Jordan [I] (female), Nicole London, Tonisha Mills, Kelly Royce, Trinity Loren, Mia Powers, Rebecca Steele, Megan Leigh, Brad Phillips, Sabrina Dawn, Eva Allen
Studio: VCA
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 225 min. (cover states 4 hours, so I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because the fifteen minutes this is short is enough for one more scene) Production Date: 7 / 3 / 1995 Director: Various Cast: Alex Jordan, Cassidy, Crystal Wilder, Eva Allen, Kelly Royce, Megan Leigh, Melanie Moore, Mia Powers, Nicole London, Nikki Dial, Ona Zee, Porsche Lynn, Rebecca Steele, Rebecca Wild, Sabrina Dawn, Savannah, Teri Diver, Tonisha Mills, Trinity Loren, Brad Phillips, Buck Adams, Don Fernando, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Jonathan Morgan, Marc Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Peter North, Sean Michaels, Tom Byron, T. T. Boy, and Woody Long The Short Story Initial Expectations: 4 Hour Compilation are three words that always give me low expectations. Initial Reaction: It's nothing too special.
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Cum Crazy Teens (Swank)
Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 10/4/2006 by dandaman
Starring: Camilla, Cynthia, Pamela, Stacy Silver, Pussy Cat, Liz Honey, Mili Jay, Lotty
Studio: Swank Digital
Review brief: Cum Crazy Teens 4 (Swank) Studio: Swank Digital Category: Foreign , Cumshots , Barely Legal Starring: Kimberly, Lola, Kyra, Luigina, Sprenda, Lus, Tarra Peremptory synopsis Everytime I see the name of Tarra white I'm 99 sold and since no one has taking some time to review any of this series I'll do my very short version just for the heck of it.... Scene 1- Kimberly I've seen her couple of times a girl with a nice body and pretty face, she plays with two guys and got a dick up her ass faster than you can say fuck, the pop is done there outside her ass and the second one in the side of her face, she tastes the cum from her ass. Scene 2- Kyra, Kyra No I didn't press the keyboard twice, these are the girls names, just pop for both no sex. Scene 3- Tarra white Sweet angel Tarra is next and she does a decent job making the guy cum in her mouth but barely leaves a drop or two there, still her face give me an instant hard on.
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Chrissy 6
Release date: 9/30/2006
Reviewed on: 9/30/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Chrissy
Studio: Karen Kay
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Bottomless 5 (FusXion)
Release date: 7/5/2006
Reviewed on: 9/10/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Scott Lyons, Chris Mountain, Brandi Lyons, Trent Tesoro, Jordan Styles, Amber Peach, Trent Soluri, Keeani Lei, Jack Venice, Genesis Skye
Studio: FusXion
Directed by: Bridgette Kerkove
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 102 min. Production Date: 8 / 4 / 2005 Director: Bridgette Kerkove Cast: Amber Peach, Brandi Lyons, Genesis Skye, Jordan Styles, Keanni Lei, Chris Mountain, Jack Venice, Scott Lyons, Trent Soluri, and Trent Tesoro The Short Story Initial Expectations: It's been quite a while since I've checked out one of Bridgette's movies, but I remember her making some hot porn. I'm looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It hits bottom fast, and not in the good way. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting the softer side of Bridgette Kerkove Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hard, driving, anal action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. There's a fair amount of background noises, with wind noises being very noticeable. There's also a lot of outdoor noises, such as birds singing, piped in that gets very annoying quickly while also making it almost impossible to hear the performers.
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Big Bad Mamas
Release date: 5/6/2006
Reviewed on: 8/9/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Devyn Devine, Mountain Rain, Niko Ventura
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: 3 / 12 / 2005, 3 / 30 / 2005, 1 / 7 / 2006, 2 / 27 / 2006 Director: None credited Cast: Devyn Devine, Jata, Mountain Rain, Niko Ventura, Samantha 38G, Rod, and a few uncredited guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational has been kind of hit or miss for me, but their big women stuff has been pretty good. I have a bit of hope here. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Fans of women with some meat on their bones Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting high quality technical aspects or something that at least has average quality camera work and editing The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio level varies, making it necessary to adjust your volume from scene to scene. There are also a few background noises, including the performers being given directions. The video is also a little below average.
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Barely Legal: All Girl Slumber Party
Release date: 5/9/2006
Reviewed on: 7/9/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Leah Luv, Sammie Rhodes, Anita Blue, Cassie Courtland, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Paris Dahl, Sienna Moore, Aubery Banks
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Wit Maverick
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1 / 29 / 2006 Director: Wit Maverick Cast: Anita Blue, Aubrey Banks, Cassie Courtland, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Leah Luv, Paris Dahl, Sammie Rhodes, and Siena Moore The Short Story Initial Expectations: Wit Maverick has made some pretty good movies. I'm not into barely legal action that much, but with Sammie Rhodes and Cassie Courtland in this one I can't help but be a little interested. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Fans of all girl barely legal action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting passion over eye candy The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is on the weak side, with a few background nosies and balance problems along with music covering up the girls. The video also left a bit to be desired. It's very clear, but there are shadows, inconsistent lighting, and minor motion problems which definitely interfered with the movie for me.
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Princess Has Come Of Age, The
Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 7/5/2006 by astroknight
Studio: Black Widow
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 46 min. Production Date: 2006 Director: None credited Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: The extremely little I've seen from Black Widow has been pretty good. It looks like they're going for something new here, so I'm really looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It's unique and artistic, but I can't say that I did much for me. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting artistic animated sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesn't like animated anal or who wants animation with real looking people. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects reminded me of a high quality video game. The audio is clear and well balanced, but being an animated movie there isn't really any worries about background noises. The video really gives the gaming feel. The princess moves with a stiff and repetitive feel that came off as a bit cheesy as there's very little of the movie when she's not fucking and sucking.
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Lady Ass Lickers 14
Release date: 11/20/2003
Reviewed on: 7/1/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Nina, Lena Ramon, Katrina Rosebud, Veronica Snow, Lainey, Gen Padova
Studio: Mother Productions
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Veronica Snow, Katrina Rosebud, Nina, Gen Padova, Lainey, and Lena Ramon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Mothers has put out some pretty hot movies that have always been held back by being put on DVDs that look like they might have been made by monkeys. Im not expecting anything different here. Initial Reaction: Theres some nice ass licking, but its one of the weaker installments of the series Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting all girl action with an emphasis on ass licking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal or toys The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is balanced pretty well, but theres a fair amount of background noise from the camera to things going clunk. The video is much the same way. It isnt bad, but there is just enough pixelation to be noticed, a few minor lighting inconsistencies, and a lot of soft focus blurs and fast pans and zooms.
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Joannie Pneumatic
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006 by Kelly
Starring: John Decker, Dave Hardman, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Tatiana, Selena, Davia Ardell, Nicole London
Studio: Pleasure
Review brief: Title: Joannie Pneumatic Company: Pleasure (Hip Video) Length : 78 minutes VHS Release: October 1, 1996 DVD Release: November 2000 Condoms: None Director: Herschal Savage Editor: Raymond Allen BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Joannie Pneumatic (Selena) is an ordinary mild mannered type. A construction worker transformed into one sexual cyber slut when a memory chip is implanted in her brain. Go ahead. Mount. Plug in. And download. (Im impressed they didnt go a bit more porno with it. You know, something like, If you thought Johnny Mnemonic (1995) sucked just wait til you see how well Joannie Pneumatic sucks.) THE MOVIE The story involves a sex chip, some doctors, some construction workers, and a barmaid. At the center of it all is Selena as Joannie, a foul-mouthed construction worker who was raised to be a tomboy by a father who never got the son he wanted. She wants to fuck her buddy, Vince, who only has eyes for the slutty bartender, Tatianna. So, she becomes a test subject for Dr. Drake and Dr. London, whose previous sex chip had failed on John Decker.
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Angel Core 1
Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 6/24/2006 by astroknight
Studio: Hot Storm
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 27 min. Production Date: None given Director: None credited Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: I know nothing about this one, but for some reason felt drawn to check it out. I'm guessing it's a little fallout from my enjoyment of Ghost in the Shell and animated girls with guns here. Initial Reaction: It's dark and didn't do a lot for me. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting darker porn that looks for a way to excuse pedophilia Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting comfortable animated sex, humor, or action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty well done. The only audio is in Japanese, which is translated with some okay subtitles. The video is smooth and nicely done. Music: The music is very well blended with the rest of the audio. Menus: The main menu is nicely done, and has an animation style that gave a great first impression.
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Straight To Bareback 3
Release date: 5/6/2006
Reviewed on: 6/19/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: David, Daniel, Kamil, Marek, Tomas, Zdenek, Jan Orszagh, Marek K, Jan O, Jan T
Studio: Eagle Video
Review brief: Looking at the box cover of Straight to Bareback volume 3, you see two hot young guys and maybe gets you to thinking a very hot video inside, but like the saying goes about judging a book by its cover, also applies here. It is almost 3 hours with 5 scenes that seem to last forever. The first scene opens with a topless chick having trouble operating a washing machine. She asked the guys to come in and help her and in walk two twinks to help. One of the guys, Zdenek, grabs at her boobs. She gets mad and walks away. Zdenek and his friend, Honza move to another room and start kissing. They stop and get to the computer to look at pictures of straight porn. They say this makes them horny and so they resume kissing. Honza pulls out Zdeneks dick and starts sucking it. More clothes come off and they move to the couch with Honza still sucking. The guys finally strip naked and Honza gives Zdenek a girlie magazine to look at while he sucks him. The blowjob goes on for almost 10 minutes before Honza lays back while Zdenek licks his ass.
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Jr. Dads 'n Athletic Lads
Release date: 5/15/2006
Reviewed on: 6/15/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Stonie, Nick Young, Pete Ross, Daniel Vale
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Paul Barresi
Review brief: I am guessing US Male had some spare change so they decided to put it to use and produce Jr. Dads n Athletic Lads. Paul Baressi is the producer, writer, and director and I am not sure if he just sucks at this or was he working with a dollar store budget when it came to sets, script and casting models. Having seen his films before I knew to expect a low budget film and one with little imagination when it came to directing, but one can still hope for a cast that is at least hot to watch. In the first scene, it becomes apparent they are using the same set and weight equipment used in the first scene of Dads and Lads. Nick Young, an athletic built guy is working out at the universal machine and is joined by Pete Ross. Both of these guys are featured on the DVD box cover. Pete is a cute blonde with some body piercingshis nipples, his dick, his scrotum, and navel. He has a hole in his nose where apparently a piercing had been. Aside from the piercings he has a nice athletic built body. Nick is a bit more ripped.
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Desires Of the Devil
Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 5/27/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jim Cassidy, Agenor Aguiar, Glauco Amorin, Jame Leoni, Rafael Tavioli
Studio: ARI
Directed by: Sebastian Figg
Review brief: I have to admit to a real weakness. I love old horror and sci-fi films and I love old pre-condom porn. The older and cheesier the better. The horror films dont scare me and the old porn doesnt arouse me, so what is it about them that I love? Perhaps its their rawness, their naiveté, their very ineptness. So even when I could be (and should be) viewing something more worthwhile I give in to my guilty pleasure and watch something like SONS OF SATAN or DESIRES OF THE DEVIL. I dont see a listing for my recently viewed SONS OF SATAN so Ill do DESIRES OF THE DEVIL instead. The film begins with Jim Cassidy waking up to an annoying alarm. Now although this film is a piece of schlock, Jim Cassidy was something else. He was blond and beautiful with a drop-dead gorgeous build. He was an AMG model come to life. An AMG model that sucked and fucked. Indeed the best part of this film is the scene where he poses for a photographer in the standard AMG poses. But Im getting ahead of myself.
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Anal Addicts 22
Release date: 5/2/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Van Damage, Anthony Hardwood, Cindy Crawford, Joe Friday, Jasmine Tame, Roxetta, Barry Scott, Marco Banderas, Cherrie Rose, Katja Kassin
Studio: Northstar Associates
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 103 min. Production Date: 3 / 13, 15, 22 / 2006 Director: Richie Zaye (movie credits), Craven Moorehead (boxcover) Cast: Cherry Rose, Cindy Crawford, Jasmine Tame, Katja Kassin, Roxetta, Anthony Hardwood, Barry Scott, Joe Friday, Marco Banderas, and Van Damage The Short Story Initial Expectations: Cindy Crawford, Katja Kassin, and Roxetta all in one movie? How could one go into this without high expectations???? Initial Reaction: Boredom. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to see how basic an anal movie can be or who misses anal movies of the mid-nineties Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an anal movie with plenty of passion and good camera work The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and nicely balanced. The video is decently lit but disappointing. It has a pixelated look that gets worse with motion, and theres some ghosting that also shows up. Basically the video reminded me of internet video rather than DVD quality.
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Maraschino Cherry
Release date: 9/30/2003
Reviewed on: 5/11/2006 by andyblake
Starring: Eric Edwards, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Jenny Baxter, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, C.J. Laing, Erica Havens, Wade Nichols, David Savage, Susan McBain, Crystal Sync, Marc Valentine, Nancy Dare, Spalding Gray, Conchita Costello, Loren Michaels, Jenny Lind, Rocky Millstone, Lance Knight, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: Don't be fooled by the fact that this was directed by Radley Metzger, who directed such acknowledged classics as The Opening of Misty Beethoven. This film just doesn't come close to the level of Misty Beethoven, or Metzger's other efforts. The DVD was transfered from an extremely distressed print of the movie. This thing is simply terrible to look at, and there is little eroticism, despite the presence of the superstars of the era, including Leslie Bovee, Gloria Leonard, Constance Money, and Annette Haven. For example, Constance Money's scene consists only of a short handjob. About the only thing that saves this film from being a complete waste is the nasty, kinky S&M scene with C.J. Lang.
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Release date: 10/9/2006
Reviewed on: 12/25/2006 by Daigoro
Starring: Tony Tedeschi, Rick Masters, Dick Nasty, Monica Mayhem, Katie Morgan, Kami Andrews, Brad Baldwin, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Dylan Ryder, Lexi Bardot, Justice Young, Joe Blow, Sullivan
Studio: Private
Directed by: Nic Cramer
Review brief: All InPrivateStarring: Katie Morgan, Monica Mayhem, Jeaniemarie Sullivan, Lexi Bardot, Dylan RyderDirected By: Nic CramerFEATURE: This is a porn based on the professional poker player world. It begins with a brunette blowing two guys under a table. It is a weak opening. The second scene is equally disappointing and waiting for Monica Mayhem and Katie Morgan's scenes is the only thing keeping me even remotely interested. Monica puts in an O.K. performance in the third scene and Katie performs outstandingly in the fourth, but the way the scenes are shot and edited doesn't help at all. The woman in scene five gets DPed for days, yuck. She was into it but the scenes' dirty biker mentality turned me off. Scene six was about even with Monica's scene, decent performance shot badly. Overall I was not impressed by the short segments, camera work that often missed the action, or the flat audio that made me wonder if my ears needed to pop. This film is bad enough that you probably won't see any Nic Cramer reviews coming from me again.
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Release date: 8/10/2006
Reviewed on: 12/24/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Billy Cochran, Adrian Troy
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Justin Credible
Review brief: Previews before the film give everything away which makes this uninteresting film even less interesting. The only performer and performance of interest comes in the first scene. Billy Cochran (on the cover) does his best to entertain. He starts out by showing us a monstrous black dildo the size of a fence post. Then he strips down to a black jockstrap and plays with his ass, pulling aside the cheeks to show us his itchy hole. Finally his cock is freed from the leather pop-off pouch of his jock. Its a nice cock and its pierced. He puts it in a penis pump although as stated earlier Billy had quite an admirable appendage before the pump went to work on it. With the pump still on his penis, he lubes up quite a large white dildo and shoves it where the sun dont shine. He removes the penis pump from his swollen dick and fucks himself with the faux cock. Then for some reason he puts the penis pump back on. Then after more fucking of himself with the white dildo, he lubes up the black monster. He sits down on the gargantuan impaler and rides.
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Release date: 9/18/2006
Reviewed on: 12/23/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Taylor, Scott, Matt [I] (ambiguous), Dylan, Caedon Chase, Nick Russell, Jake Anderson, Jerry Stearns, D.J. Hunter, Yahroe, Dan Fisk, Scott Berman, Devlin Michaels, Fire Fly, Allen Adams, Daxx Maxxon, Jay Taylor, Chester, Roxx, Fuckhole, Brad Davis [IV], Eddie Kent, Jake Philips, James O'Malley, Phil Moore, Aaron Valenciaga, David Hassani
Studio: Treasure Island Media
Directed by: Paul Morris
Review brief: When it was seemingly safe, I used to love the taste of cum. All my lovers tasted different. Some were salty, others were slightly sour, others were sweet. There was even one cute twink who tasted like chicken soupI kid you not. Sowhen I say I found this film to be boring, disgusting, and distasteful you know where Im coming from. Ive liked others of Treasure Island's cum extravaganzas, but this one turned me off. A major part of the problem was that the guys getting sucked off were pug-ugly. Even if it were safe, you couldnt pay me to suck these guys. The first to gobble down the cock cream is Caedon. Hes a cute slender kid with a pierced tongue and pierced nipples, and a plethora of tattoos. Hes first seen swallowing down a load from a black dude; and then makes the rounds, swallowing the juice of the group of uglies. One of these others is a young guy named Allen Adam who assists Caedon in draining dicks. From time to time Allen hawks and drops a gob of spit in Caedons mouth. (Its this that turned me off.
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Release date: 11/13/2006
Reviewed on: 12/22/2006 by howie
Starring: Wesley, Kid Jamaica, Vitor Gaucho, Don Picone, Monica Mattos, Ju Pantera, Princyany, Thaiza Lemmon, Dino Miranda, Lisa Angel, Rafael Sanchez, Pit Garcia, Gisele Prodo
Studio: New Sensations
Directed by: Jake Jacobs
Review brief: Director: Jake Jacobs Running time: 1:33 Cast listing: Scene 1 Princyany with Kid Jamaica Scene 2 Gisele (a) with Bad Boy Scene 3 Monica Mattos (a) with Don Picone Scene 4 Thaiza Lemmon (a) with Vitor Scene 5 Ju Pantera (a) with Wesley Scene 6 Lisa Angel (a, dp) with Dino Miranda & Rafael Sanchez Brazilian Ass Feast is an attempt by New Sensations to delight us with Brazilian female talent filmed on exotic locales throughout Brazil. And it failed. I question if there is a market here in the U.S. for porn featuring Brazilian girls since it seems there has been a number of Brazilian-themed pornos released lately but I have to believe that it due more to economics (cheaper labor, perhaps) than meeting a strong, consumer demand. Every scene except the first lives up to the ass feast title and except for Kid Jamaica and Wesley Pipes, the male talent is local to Brazil, I believe. Each scene starts with the girl performing a tease segment wearing a bikini set while music is playing.
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Release date: 8/16/2006
Reviewed on: 12/19/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Angel, Ricardo, Daniel, Luis, Kenal, Brent, Tamez
Studio: GAI Studios
Directed by: Ginetto Di Masolo
Review brief: I never thought a 2-hour porn move could take so long until watching Latinos in the House Volume 5. Whereas most of these type films are done in Brazil or some other South American country, this one is shot in Guadalajara. It contains 4 scenes lasting almost 30 minutes each with a cast of 8 twinks. You will not want to pop this one in the DVD player while in bed or else you might fall asleep. The film is dubbed Cyber Twinks so the film starts out with Daniel Escobar and Kenai Sidka sitting out in the yard looking at other guys on their laptop and getting horny. They quickly lose the clothes and start the kissing and groping each other. The clothes come off and you can see its two thin unattractive twinks. Daniel begins licking on Kenais nipples and as they move about, their awkwardness makes me think this is their first time in front of a camera. They stretch out on the grass naked with more kissing and Daniel running his mouth all over Kenais body. They slide into a 69 position, but only Kenai sucks cock. Daniel just rubs Kenais butt.
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Release date: 11/3/2006
Reviewed on: 12/1/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jason, Jay Tornay, Brad Slater, Chris Perez, Bryce Webber
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Justin Credible
Review brief: Shaving (as you can no doubt tell) is my favorite fetish. The sight of a shaved crotch on an adult male causes me to have an instant hard-on and can bring about an orgasm within minutes. Videos catering to this particular fetish are few and far between so when I saw the title of this one I couldnt resist it. It therefore grieves me to report that as a shaving film and as a porn film this one fails on both counts. We begin with a good-looking guy making his way through the forest. He comes across a stream of water flowing from a culvert out of the side of a hill. Unable to resist, he peels off his shoes and socks (nice feet) removes his shorts _but not his underwear), and gets under the hard spray. The force of the water causes his cock still in his briefs to tent them. Finally he removes the offending item (nice ass). Staring blatantly and seductively at the camera, he triggers a response from the viewer (nice cock). We cut to him sitting by a creek, lathering up his cock and balls. He proceeds to shave them.
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Release date: 10/26/2006
Reviewed on: 11/29/2006 by Daigoro
Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Jessica, Scott Lyons, Rita Faltoyano, Anthony Hardwood, Joe Friday, Alexis Silver, Barry Scott, Alex Gonz, Rucca Page, Brooke Banner
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Barrett Blade
Review brief: Big Natural TitsMayhemStarring: Rucca Page, Jessica, Rita Faltoyano, Alexis Silver, Brooke BannerDirected By: Barrett BladeFEATURE: This is a mediocre film plagued by horrible camera angles, bored looking performers, and guys who can't stay hard. Some of these dudes are hard to look at, either butt rocker white trash or just plain fat. The only hot women are Rita and Brooke and even their scenes were hard to watch due to the camera work. This is a real stinker.
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Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 11/29/2006 by vodka tonic
Starring: Alexis Amore, Nick Manning, Jean Val Jean, Jenaveve Jolie, Grant Michaels, Tory Lane, Gina Mond, Mckenzie Rose, Philip Mond
Studio: Club Jenna
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Director : Philip MondCinematography : Bill FisherCast : Gina Mond, Tory Lane, Alexis Amore, Jenaveve Jolie, Jean Valjean, Grant Michaels & Nick ManningRunning time : 160 mins.DVD Extras: Chapter selection, trailerWHOS DOING WHO ?1) GINA MONDLots of dollars have been spent on Gina Monds face & body, and she does look fab, if completely artificial. She calls Gina Mond on her cell phone (more on Gina II later) but the dialogue is inaudible, so whatever. She hangs up and starts to caress herself by her Beverly Hills swimming pool, all splendid with her wet hair, Restylan lips and fake crystal bustier. This is masturbation as in Penthouse, whence Ms Mond comes from, with come-hither looks to the camera & strategically placed legs. Even the translucent dildo is gorgeous, its all so incredibly beautiful and fake and boring. The music certainly does not help. Because its 2006, Gina injects some gapes here & there for good measure. 2) GINA MOND, ALEXIS AMORE, TORY LANE, JENAVEVE JOLIE, JEAN VALJEAN, NICK MANNING & GRANT MICHAELSThis is the big cake.
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Release date: 2/23/2005
Reviewed on: 11/13/2006 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Julie Meadows, Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade, Nyomi Marcela, Kurt Lockwood, Gia Jordan, Andrew Andretti, Seth Dickens, Nicole Brazzle, Jim Beem, Candi Delight, Naudia Nyce
Studio: Sex Z Pictures
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Julie's Back Julie Doesn't Work Here Anymore Director: Roy Karch Studio: Sex Z Pictures Running: 80 min Genre: Gonzo - Reality Release: Spring 2005 I waited a long time for this title and I have to be blunt upfront and tell you that it was not worth the wait. Julie Meadows was on her way to being my favorite start when she signed a contract and fell of the map. Once her contract was up I hoped that she would return to pre contract form, but she merely took her contract antics on the road. When I heard she was coming back I was 1st in line like it was Return Lock on, it's another PCP transmission! Scene Breakdowns: Naudia This title starts out with Naudia Nyce. Naudi is nasty looking and equally nasty when shes in action. The party is quickly crashed by Julie.
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Release date: 7/25/2005
Reviewed on: 11/13/2006 by The Pocketcomb Pimp
Starring: Lucas, Richard Mann, Raven Black, Ty Darius
Studio: Trashy Entertainment
Review brief: No Whites Allowed "No Whites" get's a Black Eye Director: Jeff Phucksum Studio: Trashy Ent. Running: 120 min est. Genre: IR Fantasy Release: May 2005 PCP is back reppin for my porn people in the Welfare line. Keepin it hot from the 1st, to the 15th and back again. In a black soul cinema classic there was a funny scene where a rapper was telling and interviewer about his new album, Dont shoot til you see the whites, the interviewer interjected, Of their eyes?, the rapper then replied, Of whos eyes?, and then the camera cut to his CD cover with him standing on a pig pile of dead white men. Hold on yall, I know you are sensitive and think PCP is gonna bring the Black Panthers to pornville, but the truth is its a fitting set up for this title. Stand by for the PCP transmission of No Whites Allowed. Im coming right out the gate telling you that Raven Black had my dick hard.
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Release date: 3/2/2005
Reviewed on: 10/31/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Savannah, Peter North, Sean Michaels, Rebecca Wild, Mike Horner, Porsche Lynn, Teri Diver, Joey Silvera, Ona Zee, Crystal Wilder, Marc Wallice, Buck Adams, Woody Long, Jon Dough, Cassidy, Jonathan Morgan, Don Fernando, Nikki Dial, Melanie Moore, Alex Jordan [I] (female), Nicole London, Tonisha Mills, Kelly Royce, Trinity Loren, Mia Powers, Rebecca Steele, Megan Leigh, Brad Phillips, Sabrina Dawn, Eva Allen
Studio: VCA
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 225 min. (cover states 4 hours, so I'm deducting a half point from the overall score because the fifteen minutes this is short is enough for one more scene) Production Date: 7 / 3 / 1995 Director: Various Cast: Alex Jordan, Cassidy, Crystal Wilder, Eva Allen, Kelly Royce, Megan Leigh, Melanie Moore, Mia Powers, Nicole London, Nikki Dial, Ona Zee, Porsche Lynn, Rebecca Steele, Rebecca Wild, Sabrina Dawn, Savannah, Teri Diver, Tonisha Mills, Trinity Loren, Brad Phillips, Buck Adams, Don Fernando, Joey Silvera, Jon Dough, Jonathan Morgan, Marc Dick O Death Wallice, Mike Horner, Peter North, Sean Michaels, Tom Byron, T. T. Boy, and Woody Long The Short Story Initial Expectations: 4 Hour Compilation are three words that always give me low expectations. Initial Reaction: It's nothing too special.
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Release date: 9/27/2005
Reviewed on: 10/4/2006 by dandaman
Starring: Camilla, Cynthia, Pamela, Stacy Silver, Pussy Cat, Liz Honey, Mili Jay, Lotty
Studio: Swank Digital
Review brief: Cum Crazy Teens 4 (Swank) Studio: Swank Digital Category: Foreign , Cumshots , Barely Legal Starring: Kimberly, Lola, Kyra, Luigina, Sprenda, Lus, Tarra Peremptory synopsis Everytime I see the name of Tarra white I'm 99 sold and since no one has taking some time to review any of this series I'll do my very short version just for the heck of it.... Scene 1- Kimberly I've seen her couple of times a girl with a nice body and pretty face, she plays with two guys and got a dick up her ass faster than you can say fuck, the pop is done there outside her ass and the second one in the side of her face, she tastes the cum from her ass. Scene 2- Kyra, Kyra No I didn't press the keyboard twice, these are the girls names, just pop for both no sex. Scene 3- Tarra white Sweet angel Tarra is next and she does a decent job making the guy cum in her mouth but barely leaves a drop or two there, still her face give me an instant hard on.
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Release date: 9/30/2006
Reviewed on: 9/30/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Chrissy
Studio: Karen Kay
Review brief: NOTE: This is an amateur video. Amateur and homemade movies dont have the budget nor the resources of studio porn, and therefore rarely get close to the same quality technically. Im rating this DVD on the same scale, but most homemade or amateur features would rarely make it above a 3 on the standard scale I use for studio porn for their technical aspects. The performers also arent normally the glamour stars one expects from studio porn, and instead use people who look like somebody you might encounter in your day to day life. Finally, the camera work has a different feel, as its often shot from a tripod or with somebody who doesnt have the technical training or experience of professional cameramen. That said, amateur and homemade features have a great charm to them, simple because the people in them are doing what theyre doing to have fun and because they enjoy it.
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Release date: 7/5/2006
Reviewed on: 9/10/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Scott Lyons, Chris Mountain, Brandi Lyons, Trent Tesoro, Jordan Styles, Amber Peach, Trent Soluri, Keeani Lei, Jack Venice, Genesis Skye
Studio: FusXion
Directed by: Bridgette Kerkove
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 102 min. Production Date: 8 / 4 / 2005 Director: Bridgette Kerkove Cast: Amber Peach, Brandi Lyons, Genesis Skye, Jordan Styles, Keanni Lei, Chris Mountain, Jack Venice, Scott Lyons, Trent Soluri, and Trent Tesoro The Short Story Initial Expectations: It's been quite a while since I've checked out one of Bridgette's movies, but I remember her making some hot porn. I'm looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It hits bottom fast, and not in the good way. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting the softer side of Bridgette Kerkove Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting hard, driving, anal action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The audio is okay. There's a fair amount of background noises, with wind noises being very noticeable. There's also a lot of outdoor noises, such as birds singing, piped in that gets very annoying quickly while also making it almost impossible to hear the performers.
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Release date: 5/6/2006
Reviewed on: 8/9/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Devyn Devine, Mountain Rain, Niko Ventura
Studio: Sensational Video
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 91 min. Production Date: 3 / 12 / 2005, 3 / 30 / 2005, 1 / 7 / 2006, 2 / 27 / 2006 Director: None credited Cast: Devyn Devine, Jata, Mountain Rain, Niko Ventura, Samantha 38G, Rod, and a few uncredited guys The Short Story Initial Expectations: Sensational has been kind of hit or miss for me, but their big women stuff has been pretty good. I have a bit of hope here. Initial Reaction: Eh. Who Should Watch It : Fans of women with some meat on their bones Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting high quality technical aspects or something that at least has average quality camera work and editing The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio level varies, making it necessary to adjust your volume from scene to scene. There are also a few background noises, including the performers being given directions. The video is also a little below average.
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Release date: 5/9/2006
Reviewed on: 7/9/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Leah Luv, Sammie Rhodes, Anita Blue, Cassie Courtland, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Paris Dahl, Sienna Moore, Aubery Banks
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Wit Maverick
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 82 min. Production Date: 1 / 29 / 2006 Director: Wit Maverick Cast: Anita Blue, Aubrey Banks, Cassie Courtland, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Leah Luv, Paris Dahl, Sammie Rhodes, and Siena Moore The Short Story Initial Expectations: Wit Maverick has made some pretty good movies. I'm not into barely legal action that much, but with Sammie Rhodes and Cassie Courtland in this one I can't help but be a little interested. Initial Reaction: It almost put me to sleep. Who Should Watch It : Fans of all girl barely legal action Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting passion over eye candy The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is on the weak side, with a few background nosies and balance problems along with music covering up the girls. The video also left a bit to be desired. It's very clear, but there are shadows, inconsistent lighting, and minor motion problems which definitely interfered with the movie for me.
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Release date: 12/22/2005
Reviewed on: 7/5/2006 by astroknight
Studio: Black Widow
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 46 min. Production Date: 2006 Director: None credited Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: The extremely little I've seen from Black Widow has been pretty good. It looks like they're going for something new here, so I'm really looking forward to this one. Initial Reaction: It's unique and artistic, but I can't say that I did much for me. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting artistic animated sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesn't like animated anal or who wants animation with real looking people. The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects reminded me of a high quality video game. The audio is clear and well balanced, but being an animated movie there isn't really any worries about background noises. The video really gives the gaming feel. The princess moves with a stiff and repetitive feel that came off as a bit cheesy as there's very little of the movie when she's not fucking and sucking.
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Release date: 11/20/2003
Reviewed on: 7/1/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Nina, Lena Ramon, Katrina Rosebud, Veronica Snow, Lainey, Gen Padova
Studio: Mother Productions
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 63 min. Production Date: 2003 Director: None credited Cast: Veronica Snow, Katrina Rosebud, Nina, Gen Padova, Lainey, and Lena Ramon The Short Story Initial Expectations: Mothers has put out some pretty hot movies that have always been held back by being put on DVDs that look like they might have been made by monkeys. Im not expecting anything different here. Initial Reaction: Theres some nice ass licking, but its one of the weaker installments of the series Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting all girl action with an emphasis on ass licking Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal or toys The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave a bit to be desired. The audio is balanced pretty well, but theres a fair amount of background noise from the camera to things going clunk. The video is much the same way. It isnt bad, but there is just enough pixelation to be noticed, a few minor lighting inconsistencies, and a lot of soft focus blurs and fast pans and zooms.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 6/27/2006 by Kelly
Starring: John Decker, Dave Hardman, Vince Vouyer, Steve Drake, Tatiana, Selena, Davia Ardell, Nicole London
Studio: Pleasure
Review brief: Title: Joannie Pneumatic Company: Pleasure (Hip Video) Length : 78 minutes VHS Release: October 1, 1996 DVD Release: November 2000 Condoms: None Director: Herschal Savage Editor: Raymond Allen BOXCOVER SYNOPSIS: Joannie Pneumatic (Selena) is an ordinary mild mannered type. A construction worker transformed into one sexual cyber slut when a memory chip is implanted in her brain. Go ahead. Mount. Plug in. And download. (Im impressed they didnt go a bit more porno with it. You know, something like, If you thought Johnny Mnemonic (1995) sucked just wait til you see how well Joannie Pneumatic sucks.) THE MOVIE The story involves a sex chip, some doctors, some construction workers, and a barmaid. At the center of it all is Selena as Joannie, a foul-mouthed construction worker who was raised to be a tomboy by a father who never got the son he wanted. She wants to fuck her buddy, Vince, who only has eyes for the slutty bartender, Tatianna. So, she becomes a test subject for Dr. Drake and Dr. London, whose previous sex chip had failed on John Decker.
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Release date: 1/17/2006
Reviewed on: 6/24/2006 by astroknight
Studio: Hot Storm
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 27 min. Production Date: None given Director: None credited Cast: Animated The Short Story Initial Expectations: I know nothing about this one, but for some reason felt drawn to check it out. I'm guessing it's a little fallout from my enjoyment of Ghost in the Shell and animated girls with guns here. Initial Reaction: It's dark and didn't do a lot for me. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting darker porn that looks for a way to excuse pedophilia Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting comfortable animated sex, humor, or action The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty well done. The only audio is in Japanese, which is translated with some okay subtitles. The video is smooth and nicely done. Music: The music is very well blended with the rest of the audio. Menus: The main menu is nicely done, and has an animation style that gave a great first impression.
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Release date: 5/6/2006
Reviewed on: 6/19/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: David, Daniel, Kamil, Marek, Tomas, Zdenek, Jan Orszagh, Marek K, Jan O, Jan T
Studio: Eagle Video
Review brief: Looking at the box cover of Straight to Bareback volume 3, you see two hot young guys and maybe gets you to thinking a very hot video inside, but like the saying goes about judging a book by its cover, also applies here. It is almost 3 hours with 5 scenes that seem to last forever. The first scene opens with a topless chick having trouble operating a washing machine. She asked the guys to come in and help her and in walk two twinks to help. One of the guys, Zdenek, grabs at her boobs. She gets mad and walks away. Zdenek and his friend, Honza move to another room and start kissing. They stop and get to the computer to look at pictures of straight porn. They say this makes them horny and so they resume kissing. Honza pulls out Zdeneks dick and starts sucking it. More clothes come off and they move to the couch with Honza still sucking. The guys finally strip naked and Honza gives Zdenek a girlie magazine to look at while he sucks him. The blowjob goes on for almost 10 minutes before Honza lays back while Zdenek licks his ass.
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Release date: 5/15/2006
Reviewed on: 6/15/2006 by wizzerbud
Starring: Stonie, Nick Young, Pete Ross, Daniel Vale
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Paul Barresi
Review brief: I am guessing US Male had some spare change so they decided to put it to use and produce Jr. Dads n Athletic Lads. Paul Baressi is the producer, writer, and director and I am not sure if he just sucks at this or was he working with a dollar store budget when it came to sets, script and casting models. Having seen his films before I knew to expect a low budget film and one with little imagination when it came to directing, but one can still hope for a cast that is at least hot to watch. In the first scene, it becomes apparent they are using the same set and weight equipment used in the first scene of Dads and Lads. Nick Young, an athletic built guy is working out at the universal machine and is joined by Pete Ross. Both of these guys are featured on the DVD box cover. Pete is a cute blonde with some body piercingshis nipples, his dick, his scrotum, and navel. He has a hole in his nose where apparently a piercing had been. Aside from the piercings he has a nice athletic built body. Nick is a bit more ripped.
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Release date: 10/26/2005
Reviewed on: 5/27/2006 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jim Cassidy, Agenor Aguiar, Glauco Amorin, Jame Leoni, Rafael Tavioli
Studio: ARI
Directed by: Sebastian Figg
Review brief: I have to admit to a real weakness. I love old horror and sci-fi films and I love old pre-condom porn. The older and cheesier the better. The horror films dont scare me and the old porn doesnt arouse me, so what is it about them that I love? Perhaps its their rawness, their naiveté, their very ineptness. So even when I could be (and should be) viewing something more worthwhile I give in to my guilty pleasure and watch something like SONS OF SATAN or DESIRES OF THE DEVIL. I dont see a listing for my recently viewed SONS OF SATAN so Ill do DESIRES OF THE DEVIL instead. The film begins with Jim Cassidy waking up to an annoying alarm. Now although this film is a piece of schlock, Jim Cassidy was something else. He was blond and beautiful with a drop-dead gorgeous build. He was an AMG model come to life. An AMG model that sucked and fucked. Indeed the best part of this film is the scene where he poses for a photographer in the standard AMG poses. But Im getting ahead of myself.
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Release date: 5/2/2006
Reviewed on: 5/18/2006 by astroknight
Starring: Van Damage, Anthony Hardwood, Cindy Crawford, Joe Friday, Jasmine Tame, Roxetta, Barry Scott, Marco Banderas, Cherrie Rose, Katja Kassin
Studio: Northstar Associates
Directed by: Craven Moorehead
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 103 min. Production Date: 3 / 13, 15, 22 / 2006 Director: Richie Zaye (movie credits), Craven Moorehead (boxcover) Cast: Cherry Rose, Cindy Crawford, Jasmine Tame, Katja Kassin, Roxetta, Anthony Hardwood, Barry Scott, Joe Friday, Marco Banderas, and Van Damage The Short Story Initial Expectations: Cindy Crawford, Katja Kassin, and Roxetta all in one movie? How could one go into this without high expectations???? Initial Reaction: Boredom. Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to see how basic an anal movie can be or who misses anal movies of the mid-nineties Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting an anal movie with plenty of passion and good camera work The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and nicely balanced. The video is decently lit but disappointing. It has a pixelated look that gets worse with motion, and theres some ghosting that also shows up. Basically the video reminded me of internet video rather than DVD quality.
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Release date: 9/30/2003
Reviewed on: 5/11/2006 by andyblake
Starring: Eric Edwards, Annette Haven, Constance Money, Gloria Leonard, Jenny Baxter, Alan Marlow, Michael Gaunt, Clea Carson, Peter Andrews, C.J. Laing, Erica Havens, Wade Nichols, David Savage, Susan McBain, Crystal Sync, Marc Valentine, Nancy Dare, Spalding Gray, Conchita Costello, Loren Michaels, Jenny Lind, Rocky Millstone, Lance Knight, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: Video-X-Pix
Directed by: Henry Paris
Review brief: Don't be fooled by the fact that this was directed by Radley Metzger, who directed such acknowledged classics as The Opening of Misty Beethoven. This film just doesn't come close to the level of Misty Beethoven, or Metzger's other efforts. The DVD was transfered from an extremely distressed print of the movie. This thing is simply terrible to look at, and there is little eroticism, despite the presence of the superstars of the era, including Leslie Bovee, Gloria Leonard, Constance Money, and Annette Haven. For example, Constance Money's scene consists only of a short handjob. About the only thing that saves this film from being a complete waste is the nasty, kinky S&M scene with C.J. Lang.
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