1 Girl 1 Camera Review

Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  7/18/2013

1 GIRL 1 CAMERA (2012, Pornstar Empire) is a substandard collection of 12 solo masturbation scenes featuring a dozen porn starlets "alone with their camera and imagination." If anything, this DVD makes the case against multi-tasking as our gals have a hard time getting themselves off while holding the camera at the same time. In her closing scene of the DVD, blonde bombshell SHYLA STYLEZ adds dirty talk to the mix but her performance is but a mere 11 minutes of this 2 hour and 37 minute exercise in clunky camera work paired with awkward performances.

ASA AKIRA opens the DVD with a 13 minute solo that works when she puts the camera down and stretches out naked (except for white heels) on the pink bed spread. Her initial fumbling around with the camera drops this one down to !! 1/2

Naturally busty NATASHA NICE puts the camera down so that she can do some lame pole dance moves deep into a wide shot but she makes amends by coming for us on a couch in an image which utilizes natural lighting in this !!! solo that lasts all of 8 minutes

In her first scene, CRISTIEN spreads her legs for a lame 11 minute solo that warrants a ! 1/2

Busty DEVIN RAE shows up chewing gum and wearing a crappy outfit for her weak solo. More boob play would have helped this otherwise weak ! 1/2 clip.

18 year old JAYDEN WILLIAMS with frizzy hair but cute bod plays with the camera too much for her !! bit.

Busty VANNAH STERLING readily admits that she had trouble controlling the camera in the credits and BTS of this DVD. And her solo scene filmed in a hotel room is all over the place with a dizzying amount of crappy camera angles in this ! affair that only benefits from head shots of the lovely Vannah.

The next two scenes feature two heavily tattooed performers in TABITHA JAMES and SCARLETT PAIN. Tabitha's nerdy look works in the early going but her spread eagle fingering is frightening due to a tattoo that looks like the head of the monster from CURSE OF THE DEMON engulfing her crotch area. Wow! Give let's give her a ! for that. Scarlett sits on a toilet seat and cleans her pussy before she heads off to shoot an IR scene in a ! bit that really belongs in the BTS of some other disc.

NATASHA NICE and KELLY SURFER must have filmed their solos at the same time. They rummage around together in the beginning of Kelly's scene in footage that's BTS material at best. Once Kelly gets a hold of the camera, she admires how her boobs looking bigger on camera before finally getting down to business. Kelly Surfer's cute but she doesn't make much of a splash in her ! 1/2 solo.

Fake blonde HEATHER HUNTLEY with a dark furry pussy takes the action from the bedroom to the bathroom in this valiant attempt to capture her solo performance of this overly long 23 minute !! solo.

Quiet and lean AMAI LUI puts the camera down so that she can ride a dildo that's up her ass. The camera angle stays wide and at least captures most of her 10 minute !! performance.

At the outset, SHYLA STYLEZ, the Anna Nicole Smith of porn, has problems with the camera then she settles into some solid !!! action to conclude this DVD. An extra ! there for the talk dirty.

Weak extras include 4 trailers, a 4 minute BTS with VANNAH and an 8 minute photo gallery.

So, 1 CAMERA 1 GIRL (2012, Pornstar Empire) is, for the most part, 1 big head ache that would still be a weak solo disc if Ivan, the guy credited as the creator in small print on the DVD sleeve, edited out all of the noisy, clunky camera angles unleashed by his mostly incompetent female crew of performers. ! 1/2 outta !!!!!