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Yo' Mama's A Freak 2
Release date: 10/24/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2007 by Rico Shades
Starring: Gabrielle, Phyllisha Anne, Nina Hartley, Brian Pumper, Payton Leigh, Anjelica Lauren, C.J. Wright, Rock The Icon
Studio: Black Ice
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: Yo Mamas A Freak #2 is an interracial MILF flick from Black Ice. Directed by Lee G., the cast includes Nina Hartley, Phyllisha Anne, Anjelica Lauren, Gabrielle and Payton Leigh; with Brian Pumper, CJ Wright and Rock Bottom swinging the dicks.
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Cum Swapping Sluts 11
Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 6/22/2007 by pwing
Starring: John Strong, Tony T., James Deen, Sadie Summers, Chelsie Rae, Roxy Deville, Ariel Alexus, Naudia Marie, Adriana DeVille, Lacey Luv, Presley Maddox, Paulina James, Carmel Moore, Jocelyn Jayden
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: There are two scenes worth watching here. The first and the last. Everything else in the middle is unworthy of even a partial viewing. In the future I would suggest that girls who actually like to fuck other girls be cast in place of the 6 pretenders in the middle three scenes. The majority of the performers here seem uninterested in having sex on camera and some of them simply don't have the skill to make it look good. "Cum Swapping Sluts 11" has some redeeming qualities but the good doesn't outweigh the bad so take a pass on this one.
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Fuck V.I.P. Cockaine
Release date: 4/19/2007
Reviewed on: 6/17/2007 by howie
Starring: Yasmine, Jane Darling, Sarah Twain, Zafira, Sophie Moone, Veronica Da Souza, Zoe Trope, Chloe Delaure, Veronica Clinton, Veronica Simon, Bambi Stewart
Studio: Marc Dorcel
Directed by: Herve Bodilis
Review brief: Cockaine is an all girl flick from Marc Dorcel Productions and it features hot Eurobabes. However, the short runtime of 1:16 and the horrible lighting make this a dud.
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Stink Fillers
Release date: 5/21/2007
Reviewed on: 6/14/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Lucy Love, Nikki Sun, Sarah Twain, Sabina Black, Natalli DiAngelo
Studio: Hundies
Review brief: The focus is on anal action, and it goes at it with a POV style. While fans of heavy POV porn will like this one, the camera barley ever showing both the penetration and the girl's reaction killed this one for me even if the girls do a great job of taking it up the ass. The technical aspects are a little weak due to some grainy video, and there's barley any effort put into the extras. This one didn't even make it to the average level for me.
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Asian Fever: Sex Objects
Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 6/13/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Mika Tan, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Roxy Jezel, Kina Kai, Veronica Lynn, Alec Knight, James Deen, Mya Luanna, Ashley Marie
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Richard deMontfort
Review brief: It's all about style here with Asian beauties getting fucked in classier locations wearing sexy black lingerie. Unfortunately the focus is on beauty to the point that chemistry never seems to come out in the scenes. The technical aspects are nicely done, but there's no effort put into the extras which holds back the overall DVD. If you want Asian beauties this might be a good release for you, but don't expect too much heat.
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Juicy Creampies 1
Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 6/11/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Ana Nova, Malezia, Nicole Brazzle, Sexy Bri
Studio: AMA Video
Review brief: I'm not sure that AMA is around any more, and DVDs like this show why. The sex is forgettable even with what looks to be real cream pies thanks to below average male talent (and for some of them, that's a compliment) and girls who can't help but stare at the camera. Add in camera work with plenty of motion and no extras and you have a DVD that's easy to skip.
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Naughty Office 6
Release date: 12/11/2006
Reviewed on: 6/9/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Daisy, Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade, Katsuni, Scott Nails, Derrick Pierce, Kyle Moore, Brooke Banner, Regan Reese, Mikayla Mendez
Studio: Naughty America
Directed by: Brett Brando
Review brief: Once again Naughty America takes what could be a darn hot and darn fun release and sees how much it can smother it. The setups are fun with the cast looking like they're having a lot of fun, and the fun and chemistry continues right through the sex. Sadly the sex is almost always smothered with the blowjob, pussy eating, three positions (with four scenes having two of them being missionary and doggie), and a facial. Throw in slightly below average technical aspects, no care towards any extras, and it only gets worse. This could have been a great release, but a lack of care towards anything but the sex formula does a great job of smothering it.
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Top Heavy Tarts 2
Release date: 12/11/2006
Reviewed on: 5/29/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Jerry, Rodney Moore, Gianna Michaels, Trent Soluri, Marcus London, Jack Venice, Ryaan Reynolds, Whitney Stevens, Emily George, Brianna Bragg
Studio: Rodnievision
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: This time around Rodney Moore's focusing on girls with big natural tits. Sadly, the tits are never that much a focus of the movie, but there is a fair amount of titty fucking. Instead, most of the action focuses on oral sex, with three of the five scenes being oral only, as well as long setups that are often a bit amusing. The overall DVD lacks as well, as the technical aspects are very average and there's absolutely no effort put into the extras. If you like big tits and blowjobs this one's probably for you, but others might want to pass it by.
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I Love Big Toys 3
Release date: 8/17/2006
Reviewed on: 5/28/2007 by Draken
Starring: Kitty, Brooke, Victoria Sweet, Savannah Stern, Aaralyn Barra, Vanessa Figueroa
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Mario Rossi
Review brief: The auto playing horror porno trailer at the start of this DVD was a bad start to feature that didn't improve from there. The girls were fair to less than fair in looks, the camera kept the same basic angle for all the girls, and the same set and toys were recycled too many time. My advice? Skip this one unless you want to see a great soapy hand job in the Behind the Scenes feature.
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My First Sex Teacher 9
Release date: 5/7/2007
Reviewed on: 5/26/2007 by astroknight
Starring: T.J. Hart, Selena Steele, Mika Tan, Matt Bixel, Derrick Pierce, Mikey Butders, Diana Prince, Jaylie Zane
Studio: Naughty America
Directed by: Brett Brando
Review brief: Naughty America returns with its teacher themed series. Selena Steele's scene with Matt Bixel and Christie Lee is easily the best here, and Mika Tan's scene was the only other scene to make it past the average mark. There's a nice variety of looks to the teachers, but the setups seem a little more limited here than in some of the other installments of the series. As usual with Naughty America's releases, the biggest problem is the overall DVD, which shows Naughty America's typical lack of care with pixelized video, poor overall authoring, and no extras. If you miss this one, you're not missing much.
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Pornutopia 2 (Harmony)
Release date: 3/9/2007
Reviewed on: 5/18/2007 by howie
Starring: Julie, Jada Fire, Monica Sweetheart, Ian Tate, Alicia Rhodes, Jazz Duro, Lauro Giotto, Libellule, Don Picone, Tony De Sergio, Katy Caro, Elle Brook, Marco Banderas, Olivier Sanchez, Julie Paiva, Ben Kelly, Priva Rey
Studio: Harmony
Directed by: Deloris
Review brief: Pornutopia 2 is not Harmony's best effort. There are 7 scenes in total but the quantity exceeds the quality and that is not a good thing in rating porn.
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Mandingo's Dick Puppets
Release date: 1/10/2007
Reviewed on: 5/14/2007 by DreamWeaver
Starring: Jennifer Dark, Trisha Rey, Gia Givanna, Diva Monroe
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Mandingo
Review brief: Size doesn't matter when it comes to producing a good dvd - Mandingo's Dick Puppets is proof of that and is not a recommended title. Despite his size, the guy just doesn't know how to fuck (at least not in this title) The DVD Extras consist of 14 minutes of forgettable behind the scenes footage, a cumshot recap and a photo gallery.
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Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4
Release date: 3/26/2007
Reviewed on: 5/10/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Rita Faltoyano, Katie Morgan, Vicky Vette, Malibu, Gabriella Dreams, J.R. Langdon
Studio: Platinum Blue Productions
Directed by: Cash Markman
Review brief: It's hard not to make fun of Gene Roddenberry's baby at times, especially when William Shatner is involved. Cash Markman shows that although not hard to make fun of, it can also be far from easy to do it right. His sci-fi spoof here falls short with jokes that more often just plain bad than funny along with sex that has trouble making it to the average level despite normally reliable talent like Katie Morgan and Rita Faltoyano for the ladies and Randy Spears and Mike Horner for the guys. The plot does come along as the movie goes on, but the sex never catches on. There's also no real effort put into the extras and the technical aspects just made it past the average level. Aim low if you can't resist this one.
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Kandi Peach Productions 51
Release date: 2/9/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2007 by astroknight
Studio: Kandi Peach Productions
Review brief: This time the girls are seeing how many guys they can take on at Sinclair and Kandi Peach's swinging house party. The girls pretty much take turns letting the guys work on them, but that leads to a very laid back feeling that just didn't do much for me. There's still some nice care put into the overall DVD with Sinclair's tips about the swinger's lifestyle as well as good care for the technical aspects. Although I can often get into Kandi Peach's movies, this one just didn't work that well for me overall.
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Jr. Dads 'n Athletic Lads
Release date: 5/15/2006
Reviewed on: 4/28/2007 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Stonie, Nick Young, Pete Ross, Daniel Vale
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Paul Barresi
Review brief: Although there was potential here it was never realized due to the indifference of the director and some pug-uglies in the casting.
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Nikki 1: Grandma is a Whore
Release date: 1/30/2007
Reviewed on: 4/15/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Nikki SinClair
Studio: Shot At Home
Review brief: Shot at Home aims for the older market this time. Although the DVD has some of the usual care put into it that I've come to expect from Shot at Home, the movie itself is made for a very small niche. Although Nikki's husband does get into the action a little, the great majority of the movie is focused on female masturbation with a woman who's well past her fiftieth birthday. If that's your thing this one's going to work well for you, but I just couldn't get into it.
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Assploitations 7
Release date: 12/23/2006
Reviewed on: 4/12/2007 by pwing
Starring: Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Johnny Thrust, Sledge Hammer, Andrew Andretti, Harmony Rose, Buster Good, Carly Parker, Tory Lane, Jay Lassiter, Veronica Rayne, Lexi Bardot
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Tory Lane
Review brief: Disappointment abounds here. Anyone who has seen Tory perform knows what she's capable of but here she fails to impress in her directorial debut. "Assploitations 7" lacks any feeling of cohesion and is at times unwatchable. Male talent wearing patent leather hoods with cat ears is a deal breaker in and of itself but add to that some awkward positions, odd camera angles and unimpressive finishes and what you've got is a recipe for disaster. It's difficult to understand how such a poor final product could come from the direction of such a stellar performer.
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Baller Nation Video Magazine
Release date: 3/17/2007
Reviewed on: 4/3/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Tia, Eve, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Nubia, Kapri, Janisan, Pimpin Ted, Space
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: Note: I do my best to identify all the performers in a movie, but here there's a few questions between the box cover, opening credits, the closing credits, and the sex scene breakdown that was sent out in a reviewer packet. Between those three sources, Kapri Styles and Nubia are the only girls who appear in all four, so I'm going by the opening credits which shows the girl in action along with a name. The Little Details Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: 9 / 11 / 2006 Director: The Black Pope Cast: Crystal, Janisan, Kapri Styles, Nubia, Tia, Brian Pumper, Sledge Hammer, Tee Reel, and Tony Eveready with host Space The Short Story Initial Expectations: Rap does nothing for me and I've seen very little all black porn to do much of anything for me either. I can't say that I'm too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: It's not bad, but it is very inconsistent.
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Taylor St. Claire Dominatrix
Release date: 8/7/2006
Reviewed on: 4/2/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Taylor St. Clair, Jezebelle Bond, Renee Pornero, Julie Simone, Anastasia Pierce
Studio: Bizarre
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 65 min. Production Date: 8 / 26 / 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Anastasia Pierce, Jezebelle Bond, Julie Simone, Renee Pornero, and Taylor St. Claire The Short Story Initial Expectations: Bizarre has been rather hit or miss for me, but with this cast I can't help but have a bit of hope. Initial Reaction: It's pretty hit or miss Who Should Watch It : Spanking fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a bit of mix to the domination The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. There's a decent balance to some of the audio, but there's also a lot of background noises. You get wind noises, planes, and the second scene, somebody off camera giving Taylor directions on what to do through most of the scene. The video also leaves plenty to be desired. It's presented in the full frame format, and although it's pretty well lit, the video quality is also below VHS quality.
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Allied Assault
Release date: 5/3/2006
Reviewed on: 3/22/2007 by sydguy
Starring: Vadim, Frankie Chan, Nick Ho, Ryan Lockhart, Seth King, Casey Young, Alex Keyes
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: BarrackX69 studio specializes in a sub-set of gay porn films that can be described as military twinks young guys who are (we are told) currently serving members of the US armed forces. Allied Assault features seven such guys in an ultra-low budget film with three solos, two duos, no plot and no dialogue. First, with no introduction or context, we find 18-year-old Vadim naked in a chair. He has a buzz cut and a teenagers spotty face, but a nicely muscled chest and an impressive 8 dick. He strokes and shakes his dick for ages until it gets hard, then nothing. We cut to the same chair three weeks later, and start again, this time with the dubious addition of the voice of the (un-named) director asking questions, giving instructions and making sleazy comments. Then, just as you think Vadim has to cum soon, we cut to a third, brief scene this one on the floor of an overly lit room, next to a vending machine. And finally, another brief scene in a shower stall, with Vadim already hard. Then, just as he starts to cum the scene fades out.
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Philippine Teen
Release date: 1/11/2007
Reviewed on: 3/17/2007 by Bird's Eye
Starring: Angel, Nicole, Sugar, Razel, Jack B. Kwik, L.J.
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Shag Manila
Review brief: This title is more about blowjobs than about the pretty girls depicted on the DVD cover art. Each scene consists of two-thirds cocksucking and one-third fucking. I found myself fast-forwarding through the fellatio sequences, which go on ad nauseum. The camera angles are mediocre, and during close-up shots, which occur frequently, the camera goes in and out of focus so many times that I literally became dizzy. There are unpleasant moments (thankfully only a few) when, while the sole male performer in the video (he alone does all five girls) pounds away in missionary, you get to see close-ups of his asshole. The guy's face is never shown, only his body. Interestingly the description on the DVD art says that the feature contains "Asian amateurs . . . swallowing huge cocks." One would expect the plural to indicate more than one guy. Are the viewers so dumb they can't tell it's the same headless body and cock in every scene? All the girls but one seem inexperienced (in keeping with their "amateur" status) and they never utter a word, not even a moan.
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Busty Beauties: Lickable, Lovable, Fuckable Tits
Release date: 3/7/2006
Reviewed on: 3/14/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Rod Fontana, Frank Towers, John West, Loni, Scott Lyons, Reno, Gianna Michaels, Trina Michaels, Nadia Hilton, Haley Paige, Kaylee Sanchez
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Rod Fontana
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: 10 / 27, 29 / 2005, 11 / 1 / 2005 Director: Rod Fontana Cast: Gianna Michaels, Haley Paige, Kaylee Sanchez, Loni, Nadia Hilton, Trina Michaels, Frank Towers, John West, Reno, Rod Fontana, and Scott Lyons The Short Story Initial Expectations: I'm not much of a fan of busty movies, but with Gianna and Haley Paige I can't help but have a little hope here. Initial Reaction: It's okay. Who Should Watch It : Fans of big tits Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all natural big tits The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty clear and fairly well balanced with a few areas seeming a little off. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and is a bit varied. The lighting ranges from nicely done to almost nonexistent, but there isn't much grain anywhere in the movie. There is, however, a bit of noticeable camera motion.
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Girlvana
Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/18/2007 by dawg
Starring: Alexia, Charmane Star, Kaylynn, Teanna Kai, Gigi, Jenna Haze, Alicia Rhodes, Angel Cassidy, Bobbi Eden, Eva Angelina, Dillan Lauren, Celeste Star, Sammie Rhodes, Mackenzie Mack, Kirsten Price, Karina Kay, Julia Bond, Ria Lynn, Nyomi Zen, Codi, Alektra Blue, Charlotte Stokely
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Review brief: I love the girl/girl genre and bought this flick with high expectations thinking the "high definition" that this DVD was filmed in would bring me up to "sniff range" of the pussies. Wrong! Instead, nearly all the shots are made from the vantage point of a non-participating observer standing at least 5 feet away from the action. This is made worse by the widescreen format the DVD was filmed in. Every girl and every body feature looks like it's 10 ft. away from you. No body details, definitely no sensual element offered by sniff range closeup. Of course, the viewer can use the zoom feature of his DVD player to enlarge the shots, but then he'll instantly get grainy pictures and not the high definition rendition that was intended. In fairness, there are on extremely rare occasions, a few closeup shots, but they are so rare that they might as well not be in the movie. Additionally, the cameraman shifts the shots all over the place nonstop.
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Pumpin Plumpers 2
Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 2/4/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Brandi, Dawn Phoenix, Charlotte
Studio: Big Top
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 8 / 1 / 2006 Director: John Graham Cast: Brandi, Charlotte, Dawn Phoenix, and Michael J. Cox The Short Story Initial Expectations: The little I've seen from Big Top hasn't been too impressive. I'm not sure why I was drawn to this one, but I just had to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: There's a bit of potential here, but it rarely gets used. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting realistic looking women having sex with chemistry Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting really fat chicks The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects don't even come close to an average level. The audio has frequent background noises, balance problems, and a some hollow spots. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks about like a second or third generation VHS copy. The lighting is inconsistent from scene to scene and there's some slow motion effects that interfere with the action. This is a poor looking and sounding movie.
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Mixed Emotions (Metro Urban)
Release date: 4/7/2004
Reviewed on: 1/12/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Black Cat, Devlin Weed, Daejha Milan, Domineko, Mercedes Ashley, Ice La Fox, Angel Eyes
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Cleetis Mack, Domineko
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 2 / 19 - 24 / 2003 Director: Cleetus Mack & Domineko Cast: Angel Eyes, Carmen Hayes, Daejha Milan, Ice LaFox, Mercedes Ashley, Queen Black Cat, D. Wise, Devlin Weed, Domineko, and Money B. in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Metro's Urban line has been far less than impressive. Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: It once again makes me wonder how Metro's Urban line lasted so long. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the cast and insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting porn where it feels like the people making it knew what they were doing The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty well balanced between the performers and there's very few background noises. At the same time, it's very hard to hear the performers many times because the annoying music is way too loud. The video is presented in the full screen format. It's nicely lit but has a touch of grain.
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Release date: 10/24/2006
Reviewed on: 6/27/2007 by Rico Shades
Starring: Gabrielle, Phyllisha Anne, Nina Hartley, Brian Pumper, Payton Leigh, Anjelica Lauren, C.J. Wright, Rock The Icon
Studio: Black Ice
Directed by: Lee G.
Review brief: Yo Mamas A Freak #2 is an interracial MILF flick from Black Ice. Directed by Lee G., the cast includes Nina Hartley, Phyllisha Anne, Anjelica Lauren, Gabrielle and Payton Leigh; with Brian Pumper, CJ Wright and Rock Bottom swinging the dicks.
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Release date: 10/23/2006
Reviewed on: 6/22/2007 by pwing
Starring: John Strong, Tony T., James Deen, Sadie Summers, Chelsie Rae, Roxy Deville, Ariel Alexus, Naudia Marie, Adriana DeVille, Lacey Luv, Presley Maddox, Paulina James, Carmel Moore, Jocelyn Jayden
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: John Strong
Review brief: There are two scenes worth watching here. The first and the last. Everything else in the middle is unworthy of even a partial viewing. In the future I would suggest that girls who actually like to fuck other girls be cast in place of the 6 pretenders in the middle three scenes. The majority of the performers here seem uninterested in having sex on camera and some of them simply don't have the skill to make it look good. "Cum Swapping Sluts 11" has some redeeming qualities but the good doesn't outweigh the bad so take a pass on this one.
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Release date: 4/19/2007
Reviewed on: 6/17/2007 by howie
Starring: Yasmine, Jane Darling, Sarah Twain, Zafira, Sophie Moone, Veronica Da Souza, Zoe Trope, Chloe Delaure, Veronica Clinton, Veronica Simon, Bambi Stewart
Studio: Marc Dorcel
Directed by: Herve Bodilis
Review brief: Cockaine is an all girl flick from Marc Dorcel Productions and it features hot Eurobabes. However, the short runtime of 1:16 and the horrible lighting make this a dud.
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Release date: 5/21/2007
Reviewed on: 6/14/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Lucy Love, Nikki Sun, Sarah Twain, Sabina Black, Natalli DiAngelo
Studio: Hundies
Review brief: The focus is on anal action, and it goes at it with a POV style. While fans of heavy POV porn will like this one, the camera barley ever showing both the penetration and the girl's reaction killed this one for me even if the girls do a great job of taking it up the ass. The technical aspects are a little weak due to some grainy video, and there's barley any effort put into the extras. This one didn't even make it to the average level for me.
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Release date: 3/21/2006
Reviewed on: 6/13/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Mika Tan, Lee Stone, Brett Rockman, Roxy Jezel, Kina Kai, Veronica Lynn, Alec Knight, James Deen, Mya Luanna, Ashley Marie
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Richard deMontfort
Review brief: It's all about style here with Asian beauties getting fucked in classier locations wearing sexy black lingerie. Unfortunately the focus is on beauty to the point that chemistry never seems to come out in the scenes. The technical aspects are nicely done, but there's no effort put into the extras which holds back the overall DVD. If you want Asian beauties this might be a good release for you, but don't expect too much heat.
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Release date: 10/18/2004
Reviewed on: 6/11/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Ana Nova, Malezia, Nicole Brazzle, Sexy Bri
Studio: AMA Video
Review brief: I'm not sure that AMA is around any more, and DVDs like this show why. The sex is forgettable even with what looks to be real cream pies thanks to below average male talent (and for some of them, that's a compliment) and girls who can't help but stare at the camera. Add in camera work with plenty of motion and no extras and you have a DVD that's easy to skip.
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Release date: 12/11/2006
Reviewed on: 6/9/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Daisy, Tommy Gunn, Barrett Blade, Katsuni, Scott Nails, Derrick Pierce, Kyle Moore, Brooke Banner, Regan Reese, Mikayla Mendez
Studio: Naughty America
Directed by: Brett Brando
Review brief: Once again Naughty America takes what could be a darn hot and darn fun release and sees how much it can smother it. The setups are fun with the cast looking like they're having a lot of fun, and the fun and chemistry continues right through the sex. Sadly the sex is almost always smothered with the blowjob, pussy eating, three positions (with four scenes having two of them being missionary and doggie), and a facial. Throw in slightly below average technical aspects, no care towards any extras, and it only gets worse. This could have been a great release, but a lack of care towards anything but the sex formula does a great job of smothering it.
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Release date: 12/11/2006
Reviewed on: 5/29/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Jerry, Rodney Moore, Gianna Michaels, Trent Soluri, Marcus London, Jack Venice, Ryaan Reynolds, Whitney Stevens, Emily George, Brianna Bragg
Studio: Rodnievision
Directed by: Rodney Moore
Review brief: This time around Rodney Moore's focusing on girls with big natural tits. Sadly, the tits are never that much a focus of the movie, but there is a fair amount of titty fucking. Instead, most of the action focuses on oral sex, with three of the five scenes being oral only, as well as long setups that are often a bit amusing. The overall DVD lacks as well, as the technical aspects are very average and there's absolutely no effort put into the extras. If you like big tits and blowjobs this one's probably for you, but others might want to pass it by.
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Release date: 8/17/2006
Reviewed on: 5/28/2007 by Draken
Starring: Kitty, Brooke, Victoria Sweet, Savannah Stern, Aaralyn Barra, Vanessa Figueroa
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Mario Rossi
Review brief: The auto playing horror porno trailer at the start of this DVD was a bad start to feature that didn't improve from there. The girls were fair to less than fair in looks, the camera kept the same basic angle for all the girls, and the same set and toys were recycled too many time. My advice? Skip this one unless you want to see a great soapy hand job in the Behind the Scenes feature.
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Release date: 5/7/2007
Reviewed on: 5/26/2007 by astroknight
Starring: T.J. Hart, Selena Steele, Mika Tan, Matt Bixel, Derrick Pierce, Mikey Butders, Diana Prince, Jaylie Zane
Studio: Naughty America
Directed by: Brett Brando
Review brief: Naughty America returns with its teacher themed series. Selena Steele's scene with Matt Bixel and Christie Lee is easily the best here, and Mika Tan's scene was the only other scene to make it past the average mark. There's a nice variety of looks to the teachers, but the setups seem a little more limited here than in some of the other installments of the series. As usual with Naughty America's releases, the biggest problem is the overall DVD, which shows Naughty America's typical lack of care with pixelized video, poor overall authoring, and no extras. If you miss this one, you're not missing much.
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Release date: 3/9/2007
Reviewed on: 5/18/2007 by howie
Starring: Julie, Jada Fire, Monica Sweetheart, Ian Tate, Alicia Rhodes, Jazz Duro, Lauro Giotto, Libellule, Don Picone, Tony De Sergio, Katy Caro, Elle Brook, Marco Banderas, Olivier Sanchez, Julie Paiva, Ben Kelly, Priva Rey
Studio: Harmony
Directed by: Deloris
Review brief: Pornutopia 2 is not Harmony's best effort. There are 7 scenes in total but the quantity exceeds the quality and that is not a good thing in rating porn.
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Release date: 1/10/2007
Reviewed on: 5/14/2007 by DreamWeaver
Starring: Jennifer Dark, Trisha Rey, Gia Givanna, Diva Monroe
Studio: Red Light District
Directed by: Mandingo
Review brief: Size doesn't matter when it comes to producing a good dvd - Mandingo's Dick Puppets is proof of that and is not a recommended title. Despite his size, the guy just doesn't know how to fuck (at least not in this title) The DVD Extras consist of 14 minutes of forgettable behind the scenes footage, a cumshot recap and a photo gallery.
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Release date: 3/26/2007
Reviewed on: 5/10/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Randy Spears, Mike Horner, Ron Jeremy, Rita Faltoyano, Katie Morgan, Vicky Vette, Malibu, Gabriella Dreams, J.R. Langdon
Studio: Platinum Blue Productions
Directed by: Cash Markman
Review brief: It's hard not to make fun of Gene Roddenberry's baby at times, especially when William Shatner is involved. Cash Markman shows that although not hard to make fun of, it can also be far from easy to do it right. His sci-fi spoof here falls short with jokes that more often just plain bad than funny along with sex that has trouble making it to the average level despite normally reliable talent like Katie Morgan and Rita Faltoyano for the ladies and Randy Spears and Mike Horner for the guys. The plot does come along as the movie goes on, but the sex never catches on. There's also no real effort put into the extras and the technical aspects just made it past the average level. Aim low if you can't resist this one.
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Release date: 2/9/2005
Reviewed on: 5/5/2007 by astroknight
Studio: Kandi Peach Productions
Review brief: This time the girls are seeing how many guys they can take on at Sinclair and Kandi Peach's swinging house party. The girls pretty much take turns letting the guys work on them, but that leads to a very laid back feeling that just didn't do much for me. There's still some nice care put into the overall DVD with Sinclair's tips about the swinger's lifestyle as well as good care for the technical aspects. Although I can often get into Kandi Peach's movies, this one just didn't work that well for me overall.
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Release date: 5/15/2006
Reviewed on: 4/28/2007 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Stonie, Nick Young, Pete Ross, Daniel Vale
Studio: U.S. Male
Directed by: Paul Barresi
Review brief: Although there was potential here it was never realized due to the indifference of the director and some pug-uglies in the casting.
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Release date: 1/30/2007
Reviewed on: 4/15/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Nikki SinClair
Studio: Shot At Home
Review brief: Shot at Home aims for the older market this time. Although the DVD has some of the usual care put into it that I've come to expect from Shot at Home, the movie itself is made for a very small niche. Although Nikki's husband does get into the action a little, the great majority of the movie is focused on female masturbation with a woman who's well past her fiftieth birthday. If that's your thing this one's going to work well for you, but I just couldn't get into it.
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Release date: 12/23/2006
Reviewed on: 4/12/2007 by pwing
Starring: Billy Glide, Alex Sanders, Johnny Thrust, Sledge Hammer, Andrew Andretti, Harmony Rose, Buster Good, Carly Parker, Tory Lane, Jay Lassiter, Veronica Rayne, Lexi Bardot
Studio: Mayhem
Directed by: Tory Lane
Review brief: Disappointment abounds here. Anyone who has seen Tory perform knows what she's capable of but here she fails to impress in her directorial debut. "Assploitations 7" lacks any feeling of cohesion and is at times unwatchable. Male talent wearing patent leather hoods with cat ears is a deal breaker in and of itself but add to that some awkward positions, odd camera angles and unimpressive finishes and what you've got is a recipe for disaster. It's difficult to understand how such a poor final product could come from the direction of such a stellar performer.
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Release date: 3/17/2007
Reviewed on: 4/3/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Tia, Eve, Sledge Hammer, Brian Pumper, Nubia, Kapri, Janisan, Pimpin Ted, Space
Studio: Extreme Associates
Review brief: Note: I do my best to identify all the performers in a movie, but here there's a few questions between the box cover, opening credits, the closing credits, and the sex scene breakdown that was sent out in a reviewer packet. Between those three sources, Kapri Styles and Nubia are the only girls who appear in all four, so I'm going by the opening credits which shows the girl in action along with a name. The Little Details Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: 9 / 11 / 2006 Director: The Black Pope Cast: Crystal, Janisan, Kapri Styles, Nubia, Tia, Brian Pumper, Sledge Hammer, Tee Reel, and Tony Eveready with host Space The Short Story Initial Expectations: Rap does nothing for me and I've seen very little all black porn to do much of anything for me either. I can't say that I'm too excited about this one. Initial Reaction: It's not bad, but it is very inconsistent.
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Release date: 8/7/2006
Reviewed on: 4/2/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Taylor St. Clair, Jezebelle Bond, Renee Pornero, Julie Simone, Anastasia Pierce
Studio: Bizarre
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 65 min. Production Date: 8 / 26 / 2004 Director: None credited Cast: Anastasia Pierce, Jezebelle Bond, Julie Simone, Renee Pornero, and Taylor St. Claire The Short Story Initial Expectations: Bizarre has been rather hit or miss for me, but with this cast I can't help but have a bit of hope. Initial Reaction: It's pretty hit or miss Who Should Watch It : Spanking fans Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a bit of mix to the domination The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. There's a decent balance to some of the audio, but there's also a lot of background noises. You get wind noises, planes, and the second scene, somebody off camera giving Taylor directions on what to do through most of the scene. The video also leaves plenty to be desired. It's presented in the full frame format, and although it's pretty well lit, the video quality is also below VHS quality.
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Release date: 5/3/2006
Reviewed on: 3/22/2007 by sydguy
Starring: Vadim, Frankie Chan, Nick Ho, Ryan Lockhart, Seth King, Casey Young, Alex Keyes
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: BarrackX69 studio specializes in a sub-set of gay porn films that can be described as military twinks young guys who are (we are told) currently serving members of the US armed forces. Allied Assault features seven such guys in an ultra-low budget film with three solos, two duos, no plot and no dialogue. First, with no introduction or context, we find 18-year-old Vadim naked in a chair. He has a buzz cut and a teenagers spotty face, but a nicely muscled chest and an impressive 8 dick. He strokes and shakes his dick for ages until it gets hard, then nothing. We cut to the same chair three weeks later, and start again, this time with the dubious addition of the voice of the (un-named) director asking questions, giving instructions and making sleazy comments. Then, just as you think Vadim has to cum soon, we cut to a third, brief scene this one on the floor of an overly lit room, next to a vending machine. And finally, another brief scene in a shower stall, with Vadim already hard. Then, just as he starts to cum the scene fades out.
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Release date: 1/11/2007
Reviewed on: 3/17/2007 by Bird's Eye
Starring: Angel, Nicole, Sugar, Razel, Jack B. Kwik, L.J.
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Shag Manila
Review brief: This title is more about blowjobs than about the pretty girls depicted on the DVD cover art. Each scene consists of two-thirds cocksucking and one-third fucking. I found myself fast-forwarding through the fellatio sequences, which go on ad nauseum. The camera angles are mediocre, and during close-up shots, which occur frequently, the camera goes in and out of focus so many times that I literally became dizzy. There are unpleasant moments (thankfully only a few) when, while the sole male performer in the video (he alone does all five girls) pounds away in missionary, you get to see close-ups of his asshole. The guy's face is never shown, only his body. Interestingly the description on the DVD art says that the feature contains "Asian amateurs . . . swallowing huge cocks." One would expect the plural to indicate more than one guy. Are the viewers so dumb they can't tell it's the same headless body and cock in every scene? All the girls but one seem inexperienced (in keeping with their "amateur" status) and they never utter a word, not even a moan.
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Release date: 3/7/2006
Reviewed on: 3/14/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Rod Fontana, Frank Towers, John West, Loni, Scott Lyons, Reno, Gianna Michaels, Trina Michaels, Nadia Hilton, Haley Paige, Kaylee Sanchez
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Rod Fontana
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 97 min. Production Date: 10 / 27, 29 / 2005, 11 / 1 / 2005 Director: Rod Fontana Cast: Gianna Michaels, Haley Paige, Kaylee Sanchez, Loni, Nadia Hilton, Trina Michaels, Frank Towers, John West, Reno, Rod Fontana, and Scott Lyons The Short Story Initial Expectations: I'm not much of a fan of busty movies, but with Gianna and Haley Paige I can't help but have a little hope here. Initial Reaction: It's okay. Who Should Watch It : Fans of big tits Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all natural big tits The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is pretty clear and fairly well balanced with a few areas seeming a little off. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and is a bit varied. The lighting ranges from nicely done to almost nonexistent, but there isn't much grain anywhere in the movie. There is, however, a bit of noticeable camera motion.
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Release date: 9/19/2005
Reviewed on: 2/18/2007 by dawg
Starring: Alexia, Charmane Star, Kaylynn, Teanna Kai, Gigi, Jenna Haze, Alicia Rhodes, Angel Cassidy, Bobbi Eden, Eva Angelina, Dillan Lauren, Celeste Star, Sammie Rhodes, Mackenzie Mack, Kirsten Price, Karina Kay, Julia Bond, Ria Lynn, Nyomi Zen, Codi, Alektra Blue, Charlotte Stokely
Studio: Zero Tolerance
Directed by: Wendi Knight
Review brief: I love the girl/girl genre and bought this flick with high expectations thinking the "high definition" that this DVD was filmed in would bring me up to "sniff range" of the pussies. Wrong! Instead, nearly all the shots are made from the vantage point of a non-participating observer standing at least 5 feet away from the action. This is made worse by the widescreen format the DVD was filmed in. Every girl and every body feature looks like it's 10 ft. away from you. No body details, definitely no sensual element offered by sniff range closeup. Of course, the viewer can use the zoom feature of his DVD player to enlarge the shots, but then he'll instantly get grainy pictures and not the high definition rendition that was intended. In fairness, there are on extremely rare occasions, a few closeup shots, but they are so rare that they might as well not be in the movie. Additionally, the cameraman shifts the shots all over the place nonstop.
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Release date: 9/19/2006
Reviewed on: 2/4/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Brandi, Dawn Phoenix, Charlotte
Studio: Big Top
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 69 min. Production Date: 8 / 1 / 2006 Director: John Graham Cast: Brandi, Charlotte, Dawn Phoenix, and Michael J. Cox The Short Story Initial Expectations: The little I've seen from Big Top hasn't been too impressive. I'm not sure why I was drawn to this one, but I just had to give it a chance. Initial Reaction: There's a bit of potential here, but it rarely gets used. Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting realistic looking women having sex with chemistry Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting really fat chicks The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects don't even come close to an average level. The audio has frequent background noises, balance problems, and a some hollow spots. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks about like a second or third generation VHS copy. The lighting is inconsistent from scene to scene and there's some slow motion effects that interfere with the action. This is a poor looking and sounding movie.
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Release date: 4/7/2004
Reviewed on: 1/12/2007 by astroknight
Starring: Black Cat, Devlin Weed, Daejha Milan, Domineko, Mercedes Ashley, Ice La Fox, Angel Eyes
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Cleetis Mack, Domineko
Review brief: The Little Details Running Time: 85 min. Production Date: 2 / 19 - 24 / 2003 Director: Cleetus Mack & Domineko Cast: Angel Eyes, Carmen Hayes, Daejha Milan, Ice LaFox, Mercedes Ashley, Queen Black Cat, D. Wise, Devlin Weed, Domineko, and Money B. in a non-sex role The Short Story Initial Expectations: Metro's Urban line has been far less than impressive. Im not expecting too much here. Initial Reaction: It once again makes me wonder how Metro's Urban line lasted so long. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of the cast and insomniacs Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting porn where it feels like the people making it knew what they were doing The Technical Stuff Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is pretty well balanced between the performers and there's very few background noises. At the same time, it's very hard to hear the performers many times because the annoying music is way too loud. The video is presented in the full screen format. It's nicely lit but has a touch of grain.
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