Married But Horny Review

Running Time:
119 min.

Production Date:
Credited as 3 / 3 / 2014 but scenes originally came from the mid-2000's

Director:
None credited

Cast:
Elle Brook (listed here as Elle), Katy Caro (listed here as Katy), Kleopatra La Roux (listed here as Kleo), and Sunny Jay (listed here as Sunny)
with
Bob Terminator, Cage, Thomas Stone, and Titus Steel

Audio /Video Quality:
For the age of these scenes, the technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and well balanced, but as usual with Swank's scenes of this age there is a little minor hiss in the background which is probably from fans or other technical equipment on the set. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks good. The camerawork is good with nice lighting. There is a touch of minor pixelation that works for the scenes pretty well, but unfortunately there's a bit of digital breakdown that doesn't work as well.

False Advertising:
The boxcover claims to have a behind the scene featurette, which not only doesn't exist, but makes this appear to be a new release rather than a compilation of scenes from the mid 2000's. This is more than deceptive to me, but sadly the way Swank Digital seems to work. I'm penalizing the overall rating two full points because of this.

The Movie:
Married But Horny collects four unrelated scenes originally released by Swank Digital in the mid to late 2000's.

What You Need to Know:
Married But Horny is a compilation filled with solid anal action. Katy Caro starts things out very nice with plenty of solid anal action and ass to mouth while looking nothing short of beautiful. I think this is only the second scene I've watched with Kleopatra, but damn does this lady to a great job with plenty of enthusiastic anal and ass to mouth action. If that isn't enough, she takes the facial extremely well and then lets Titus go back to fucking her ass so she can take another taste of her ass before rubbing the cum into her face and over her tits. Elle keeps a nicely romantic feel to her scene as well, and unlike the other girls, lets Cage fuck her pussy a bit before moving on to some solid anal. Finally you get a very nice anal scene from Sunny with the same mix of classiness, largely due to the locations and openings, and nastiness, with ass to mouth action and a nice pop on her gaping asshole that gets fucked in, which worked so well in the other scenes. Sexually, this is one heck of a great compilation.

The problem here is that although the sex is more than solid, the DVD never delivers on the concepts the title and boxcover puts forward. By now one should expect that if it's a Swank release you're going to get scenes that from the mid to late 2000's that you've probably scene once or twice already, but that doesn't stop them from trying to make this look like a new release by listing things like a behind the scenes featurette on the cover. It also never comes close to delivering on the cuckold theme of the movie. Although there's normally a little romantic opening or nice foreplay to start things off, there's never anything close to a husband around or something to make it seem like the scenes are about a couple trying to spice things up. I have a hard time getting down on this one too much as it does have plenty of hot action with beautiful women, but those looking for something new or something with a cuckold theme are bound to be a bit disappointed here. Married But Horny has some very solid action, but at the same time falls short by never delivering on the what its boxcover and title put forward.

The Extras:
The photo gallery lasts a little over a minute and a half. There's also a few trailers.

Condom Usage:
None

Final Thoughts:
There's some hot and strong sex here that would make this an easy recommendation if Swank was honest about what they were putting out here, but as is I have a very hard time recommending it.

Note to Swank Digital:
There's nothing wrong with an honest compilation, so please try a little honesty in the future. Also, full names for the girls will draw fans in to check out your product much better than first names only.

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