Squirtamania 29 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/20/2013

Running Time: 128 min.

Production Date: 12 / 18 / 2011, 2 / 29 / 2012, 5 / 1 / 2012, 9 / 4 / 2012

Director: Porno Dan

Cast: Ash Hollywood, Candi Cadi, Lexi Belle, Tory Lane, Travis Varjak, an uncredited guy, and of course, Porno Dan

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects hover around the average mark. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, but nothing overly special. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and works on the lower end of average. It's pretty clear and well lit, but there's some noticeable camera motion along with the crew coming into view once or twice.

The Movie: Porno Dan works with “reality porn”. The set appears to be a run down warehouse somewhere with about the only furnishing being a couch. Here the action focuses on girls who can squirt.

Porno Dan starts out talking about the new studio while wearing a Hello Kitty mask and talking about how Travis gets to get busy with bottle blonde sexpot Lexi for his birthday. She enjoys a sucker as he eats her box and then sings him a bit of Happy Birthday as she sucks and strokes his cock. They fuck missionary style before Lexi plays with her pussy on all fours. She lays back and holds a vibe on her pussy as Travis fingers her until she squirts, and they exchange oral favors again before fucking doggie style. Lexi sucks Travis while the camera pans up for him to grunt, moan, and close his eyes while acting like he pops. She pulls away and lets a large amount of a cum-like substance flow from her mouth and over her tits before Porno Dan returns for a few last comments.

Porno Dan introduces brunette Tory (as if she needs any introduction) and lets her show off for the camera before having her come in and sit on his face. She slides down to ride him cowgirl style and then lays back for him to eat and finger her pussy as she works on it with a vibe. They fuck missionary style before Tory squats down and fingers herself to a squirt. Dan eats and plays with her pussy, as well as fucking it a little more, before letting Tory get up to ride his face and cock again. They break out a few more toys to put to work on Tory's pussy, as well as working in a little ass play and more missionary fucking. Tory squirts a little more and finally takes Porno Dan's load on her pussy.

Redhead Candi lays back on a couch with a sucker and quickly rubs her pussy to a squirt, as well as another squirt with Travis's help. He quickly moves on to fuck Candi missionary style and helps her to squirt again before sitting back and letting Candi suck his cock as another guy moves in to play with her pussy and fuck it from behind. Travis fucks Candi in missionary and doggie before letting her get on top for a cowgirl ride, and mixes in a little ass play as they fuck as well. She turns around for the reverse cowgirl and sucks his cock a bit more before fucking her doggie style. Finally Travis gives Candi a cream filling that she lets flow right back out.

Porno Dan starts the final scene talking about how it's a great day because he gets to work with the fantastic Ash Hollywood, and lets her show off and have a few fun words before she moves up to sit on his face. Ash gets down to suck and stroke Dan's cock and lays back on the couch to let him work on her with a fuck machine while also holding a vibe on her pussy. She goes back to Dan to ride him in each of the cowgirls as well as letting him fuck her missionary style until she squirts. He moves down to eat Ash's sloppy wet pussy and fucks her missionary style a bit more as they chat, and finally pops on her bush.

While watching Squirtamania 29I couldn't help but wonder just how few squirting releases came out in 2013 if this one got a nomination for “Best Squirting Release” nomination for the AVN Awards. That isn't to say that it's bad, but I will say that it might be an acquired taste for some. Everything about this release is bare bones, from the shoddy location to the D-list male talent to the fairly unimpressive camera work. Yes, there's some solid female talent and they do look like they're having fun most of the time, but virtually everything about this release gave me the feeling that the overall attitude was “We don't have to put any effort into this, it's just porn and there's lots of people out there who'll throw money at us just for having some solid female talent.”. I'll admit that there is some logic in that thought looking at the state of much of the porn industry today, but it's not one I ever want to support and it makes me want to avoid much of Porno Dan's work in the future because of it. The girls do look like they're having a pretty good time, but the male talent really brings it down. Porno Dan brings a decent attitude, but there's just something about his style that didn't work for me. As for Travis, if you have to fake a facial that dude should be out on his ass so fast that people a block away feel the wind rush by them. There's also very little squirting, and with a title like Squirtamania I expected a lot wetter movie than what you get here. The very basic feeling is something I can see some jaded people enjoying, much as people claimed to enjoy Ed Powers years ago, but personally I'd rather see a little care and a touch of fantasy. Squirtamania 29 is a very minimal release that never drew me in and had me thinking about what I could watch after this one rather than focusing on the action I was actually watching at any time.

The Extras: All you get for extras is a few trailers.

Condom Usage: Between Travis and Lexi Belle

Final Thoughts: Skip it.

Note to Porno Dan Presents: Whether one likes your style or not, a little effort towards the extras would be very nice to see.

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