Anal Assault (Renegade) Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  6/29/2014

Heading In: I don’t know if I’ve ever heard of Renegade before to know anything about them so from that angle I’m heading in with absolutely no expectations which is always pleasant. I don’t have to worry about giving them a higher grade than they deserve because I’m a fan or knocking them points because I’m a hater. I only recognize two of the girls at a pass, Claudia Downs whom I don’t really have an opinion of, I’ve just heard the name and Laurie Vargas and it’s a shame Laurie Vargas isn’t a bigger star. She’s got a rare mixture of gorgeous and nasty and places her alongside girls like Mika Tan, Jynx Maze and Bree Olson.

Scene 1: Michaela
Michaela is sexy piece of work and starts her scene swimming around in a pool. Once she swims to the edge she finds a cock that’s happy to be sucked and then crammed into her tight little rectum. The scene spends the rest of it’s time jumping back and forth between her ass and pussy. Micheala ‘s energy isn’t great but the real boner killer in this scene isn’t the couple, it’s the damn ambient noise of the pool It’s there the entire scene and just gets obnoxious very quickly.

Overall I understand that a lot of people who are into porn have very little proper training on how to use their equipment. Gone are the days where these people were who were Hollywood rejects and today you occasionally get stuff like this. I think Michaela could easily be an incredible star if she got into a scene that wasn’t ruined by something beyond her control. And if she learned not to look quite so disgusted by prospect of being used for cumshot practice.

Scene 2: Lulu Martinez

The dark haired, small breasted babe shows up on a motor cycle in a sexy pair of fishnets and a nearly transparent top. She’s anxious to get things moving so it takes her just a few seconds to get a cock between her lips. The scene starts out with some mildly annoying music but after that quits there’s an obnoxious squeaking sound like they are shooting someplace with a window that’s partially open or something. Once again another wise quality scene with plenty of ass to mouth and anal is ruined by something completely outside the hands of the actors.

Overall this scene would be a good scene if not for the technical aspects. Unfortunately being technically competent is a huge part of putting out quality porn and is a reason why amateur porn isn’t nearly as big as it potentially could be. As much as every Tom, Dick and Harry would like to pretend otherwise it takes more than a cock, a slut and a camera to produce porn. These first two scenes are very nearly text book material for how screwing up the basics is more important than having a good set and good performers. Also the set was fantastic, red couch with oil drums in the background. I’m not much for porn with a plot but I do actually want to know why someone rode into that joint.

Scene 3: Sophia Gently
Be still my cock. This big tit brunette takes her time telling us exactly what she’s going to do in detail. She doesn’t live up to her word, but who cares. I’d rather watch her let a man worship her tiny butthole than her make him worship her tits. (Though I wouldn’t have cried if he’d done both.) He does get around to tit fucking her before he goes in to assault that ass. Sophia is an anal angel, it was difficult to stay focused as she kept telling us how great that fucking cock felt in her ass and like the good girl she is she sucked it clean several times.

Overall this is a damn good scene no matter how you cut it. Sophia is sexy, nasty and naughty and was built for porn. It stands out more than it should though since this scene doesn’t have any huge technical issues. (My copy kept skipping towards the end of this scene and through the next scene but I’m sure that’s not normal)

Scene 4: Claudia Downs
I’ve never been a fan of women with really short hair, even a girl as pretty as Claudia is in the middle of an uphill battle for me if her hair isn’t long enough to pull at the very least. So it’s just not very fair to her right from the word go. She however climbs that mountain bit by bit every time she asks to taste herself and suck him clean one more time. Nasty little thing earned every single drop of Jizz she received.

Scene 5: Laurie Vargas
I’ve had a soft spot for Laurie or rather a hard on for Laurie ever since the first time I saw her. She’s just so nasty. The camera walks in on Laurie in the shower and a bit of an interview the nasty Latina sinks to her knees and even though they edit it out she lets herself get pissed on, then she gives her man a rim job. Not some timid kiss and lick either, she’s trying to tickle his colon. The entire scene takes place in that bathroom moving between the shower and the toilet like her stunt cock walked in on her behind the scenes and couldn’t stop himself. It might explain why they had to edit something out from earlier too. They just got started and the camera was already there. Laurie is great in the scene.

Overall there are some minor problems with the lighting but after the first two scenes that’s a minor nitpick. Laurie Vargas is a damn fine pornstar and deserves a much better career than she seems to have.

Heading Out: There are a lot of technical issues with this movie. The first two scenes have really bad sound quality, the kind that ruins the entire scene. It’s hard to recommend you spend your money on a DVD where the first two scenes are unforgivable train wrecks due to technical issues. The kind of stuff that if it was a YouTube video you’d leave a comment telling them what they did wrong and how to fix it but when it’s a professional asking for your money it’s hard not to get upset. The last three scenes are all. It actually seems like this movie was a compilation of scenes that for various reasons (mostly quality) were rejected from other DVDs.

Extras: Just a photo gallery and a cum shot recap here. No trailers for other products (which I do usually glance at to see if there is anything else I might find interesting) and no behind the scenes. I honestly rarely understand why porn companies put behind the scenes stuff on their DVDs. Occasionally their fun romps following the girls around back stage but usually it’s just boring garbage that would be better spent on an extra scene. I don’t think a lot of companies realize just how great that extra scene is, especially if it’s from another DVD. More than once I’ve gone out and bought a DVD because I saw one scene from it somewhere and thought to myself ‘holy shit, this is a must have DVD’. The bigger problem with the ‘extras’ and I don’t think today this should be counted as an extra on a DVD post 2002 is the lack of chapter breaks. There are exactly five in this movie one for each scene. No jumping around to your favorite position or even the titled ‘anal assaults’ unless your on a computer and want to just randomly poke around or lean on your fast forward button otherwise. That is simply unacceptable today.

Summary: Anal Assault should really be on anybody’s must have list unless you’re just a huge fan of one of the girls and are determined to have every scene they’ve ever filmed. Otherwise its just got to many mistakes. The first two scenes have terrible back ground noise, there are only chapter breaks for the girls, not for anything else. Personally only two of the girls really stand out as truly impressive. Those two girls on their own however are almost worth a purchase. Obviously to each their own though.