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Minute Man 16
Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 4/23/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Carl Hardwick, JD Amos, Rowdy Nash
Studio: Buckshot Productions
Directed by: Rip Colt
Review brief: Its time for another round of big beefy solo guys courtesy of Colt Studios. If solos arent your thing, you might as well stop reading now. There isnt anything here that will change your mind. Minute Men Series Sixteen stars only 3 guys, and lasts about 45 minutes. Water Hole Man o Man, they dont waste any time showing you the goods here. JD Amos is built like a freakin brick house! And his uncut cock is amazing! What a beauty! Hes completely smooth, so we can appreciate every little muscle. JDs an older guy, but we can sure tell he spent many, many years in the gym. After an outdoor shower, he towels off, lotions up, and lies down next to a hottub where he slowly explores his body. Later, he heads back to his bedroom, where he really starts to work his meat. After some furious pumping he blows a nice creamy load all over his stomach. This is easily my favorite scene. The Heat Inside Im not quite sure what to make of Rowdy Nash. Sure, he has a great body, and a very hairy chest, but from some angles, he just looks a bit odd.
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Up and Cummers 80
Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 4/15/2001 by Peeping Tom
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Randy West, Cassie, Michelle, D.J.X., Tera Patrick, Justin Time, Skylar Knight, Angelina Joy
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Cast: Angelina Joy, Skylar Knight, Cassie, Michelle, Tera Patrick, Allysin Chaynes, Justin, D.J. X., Randy West My first experience with Randy West's venerable all-sex series, and likely my last. I had wanted to see this to catch both Tera Patrick and Allysin Chaynes, but I was left disappointed with both their scenes, and the disc overall. I don't think that I'll be checking out any other titles in the series, if this DVD is representative of what Up and Cummers has to offer. The disc begins with Angelina Joy and her boyfriend Justin. She's kind of cute, but the scene is your typical amateur-style porno; it begins with a short interview, then her boyfriend joins her, and all the typical positions follow, capped by an internal cum shot (alright, the cream pie was an unexpected touch). The two go at it again, and the scene concludes with her grimacing through what looks like very painful anal intercourse, but she claims to enjoy it. Okay.
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Nasty Nympho Nurses 3
Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 4/12/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Kelsey Heart, Inari Vachs, Earl Slate, Chennin Blanc, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Cheyne, Nicola, Brad Feelgood
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Jack Layton
Review brief: Running Time: 104 min. Production Date: 3 / 16 / 2000 (movie), Jan 2000 (cover) Director: Jack Layton (movie), Stefan Rossini (cover) Cast: Inari Vachs, Nicola, Tyler, Chenin Blanc, Kelsey Hart, Cheyne Collins, Brad Feelgood (also listed as the tech), Billy Glide, and Earl Slate Initial Expectations: I really enjoyed Nasty Nympho Nurses 2 so Ive got some pretty good expectations for this as well. Initial Reaction: I should have watched Nasty Nympho Nurses 2 again. Who Should Watch It : Fans of slow motion with a nurse fetish and people who like to see guys asses during sex. Who Should Avoid It: People who like to watch their porn in real time or who watch it to see the women. Audio /Video Quality: The video looks pretty good throughout the feature. Theres a little bit of pixelation but its not much different than in any other release. The audio, however, varies quite a bit. The opening scene is very clear and the second scene is good, but the last two have a lot of problems.
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Sexy Nurses On and Off Duty
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
Starring: T.T. Boy, Sean Michaels, Don Fernando, Ray Victory, Wayne Summers, Carol Cummings, Kimberly Kane, Jamila, Fetish, Dee Jay, Harry Kindness, Hans Muller
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations What guy, in the unlikely event of being pent up in a hospital, hasn't fantasized about a sexy nurse coming into their room and doing a bit of (to borrow from the song) Sexual Healing? Does "Sexy Nurses On and Off Duty" fullfil this fantasy? About the only thing the case says on this one is that the nurses will make sure you are sexually healthy whether or not they are on duty. It does point out that this is from their "Classic Collection" meaning it has been digitally remastered and re-released on DVD format. The Main Event The first scene opens with a nurse saying it is 10 midnight and she's waiting for four doctors to join her in the room. She's wearing a white outfit, and the typical white hat with the red cross sybol on it. Do nurses even wear such hats anymore? Soon enough, the four guys enter, already nude. Glad I don't see nude doctors walking around the halls when I'm unfortunate enough to be at the hospital.
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Taboo 3 (Standard Digital)
Release date: 8/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/25/2001 by Darkmage
Starring: Kristara Barrington, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallice, Blake Palmer, Kay Parker, Pamela Mann, Lisa Lake, Jerry Butler, Misty Dawn, Mike Ranger, Honey Wilder, Jay Serling, David Sanders, Craig Roberts, Colleen Brennan, Angel West, Rick Knutson
Studio: Standard Digital
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Review brief: The Plot: For those of you who aren't older than dirt like myself, the Taboo series wasn't always a mildly interesting piece of porn which had little plot and the most "taboo" thing they do is have a double penetration with hot wax while staring at pictures of chickens. No, back in the old days, the Taboo series dealt with real taboo subjects. Promiscuity. Betrayal. Bell bottoms. For those of you just joining us, Taboo I dealt with Paul, a young teenager who suspiciously looked to be about 30 or so, who ended up sleeping with his mother. Taboo II featured "Junior", a friend of Paul's who ended up sleeping with his sister and his mother (but not together). Taboo III starts with Paul leaving the house because he just can't take the situation any more, leaving Mom (Barbara) and his younger brother Jimmy to work things out. Jimmy and his friend Bryan are attempting to manage a band into stardom.
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Senator's Daughter, The (NuTech)
Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/22/2001 by astroknight
Starring: John Holmes, Monique Little, Lori Moteumuth, Gloria Throate, Linda West, Berk Hopley, Buff Lesbos, Dennis Machant, Burham Tey, Peter Whigham, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Don Flowers
Review brief: Running Time: 71 min. Director: Don Flowers Cast: John Holmes, Leslie Bovee, Monique Little, Lori Moteumuth, Gloria Throate, Linda West, Berk Hopley, Buff Lesbos, Dennis Machant, Burham Tey, Peter Whigham, Rick Toole, Manuel Stucazzu, Nancy Crew, Allan Ball, Bruce L. Bruce, Sara Tulip, Alan Fink, and the Belly High Dance Troupe Initial Expectations: This one sound like a lot of fun. Initial Reaction: Its a lot of fun but not much of a porno. Audio /Video Quality: Its a classic, so one shouldnt expect it to look like a recently made movie. Even without considering the age, the audio is pretty clear. When considering the age, its great. The video suffers a little more. Its grainy and often very fuzzy with some relics. Music: The 70s music you know and love. Make that the 70s music you know. Review: The Senators Daughter is a lot of fun but its a little disappointing as a porno. Yes, normally the sex scenes in classic porn arent as long or defined as in modern porn but theyre even less so here.
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Position Impossible
Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 3/18/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Hall Ross, Anthony Mengetti, Ted Lowe, Frank Sterling, Billy Boulders, Dave Davison
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: From the looks of the cover Position Impossible looked like it had potential. A guy in a leather swing, doubled over, and licking his own dick! Who hasnt tried that before! Its like the old saying, "Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!" Anyway, this was a disappointment. I was hoping for maybe a slight parody of Mission Impossible but instead its just a series of vignettes with no relation to one another. It opens with Ted Lowe struggling to get out of a harness contraption when a cop(?) walks into the darkened room and undoes him and leaves. Ted bends over and begins to lick the head of his cock. He then moves to another area and sits in a swing and continues playing with his cock, stretching and pulling it, and ocassionally licking it. This continues for a bit and gets boring. He eventually gets the head of his cock in his mouth. As hes doubled over he continues this and then jerks off to the point where he shoots his own load in his mouth and on his face but by that point I was bored already.
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Whoriental Snatch
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Kobe Tai, Dave Hardman, Kia, Brooke Ashley, Sean Rider, China Lee, Dominique, Satomi, Jack Rider
Studio: Snatch Productions
Review brief: Whoriental Snatch Studio: Snatch/Samurai Starring Female: Brooke Ashley China Lee Dave Hardman Dominique Jack Rider Kia Kobe Tai Satomi Sean Rider First Impression: Some cute Asian American Girls? Looks: well overall the women are great. Mr. Pixelation .. well if you dare to buy this.. youll see. Likes: Cute Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Bad filiming. If I didnt know any better I would swear Ed Powers is involved with this somehow. False Advertising. Review: DVD says it has Kobe Tai in it, if it does then I didn't recognize her. False Advertising! This DVD is filled with Asian-American girls. Some are very attractive. Some are average looking. This DVD is plagued with bad video and audio quality. This is very bad gonzo! It was like a bunch of newbies were trying to film a porno. Hell there's a scene were the guy's face is pixellated! Like he didn't Want anyone to know who he is. If he didn't want to be in porn, then he shouldn't have done one.
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Aphrodisiac, The (Heatwave)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Deborah Wells, Katie, Zenza Raggi, Claudia, Nikki Anderson, Mercedes, Chris Charming, Rewhard, Monica Baal, Reinhardt, Ketthy Divan
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: The Aphrodisiac Studio: Heatwave Starring Female: Nikki Anderson Looks: a lot of hot girls. But! BUT!! A whole slew of ugly men! There is a guy who looks like Frankenstein. He's not even using makeup. He's very gross. First Impression: Hey look a hospital. An ambulance on the cover. Yippie lets see what sex is like in the hospital. ;) Oh man this sucked! Likes: Nikki Anderson was okay. But Cute Nurse #1 now she was hot. But she fucked ugly doctor #2. = ( Dislikes: Every guy except the mechanic. Ewwwwwwwwwww so ugly I was scared. Review: I didn't realize until afterwards that this DVD stars Niki Anderson. She's one of Private's hot Euro-Blondes. She just happens to be in this Heatwave DVD. She's in the first scene. She's a patient in a hospital. And you guessed it she has sex with her doctor. She doesn't look as good as she normally is in Private releases. So let me tell you about the plot. these 2 doctors develop a drug that makes people horny. You guessed it, it's an Aphrodisiac. Well they need to smuggle it out of the country.
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Perfectly Flawless
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 2/23/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Mark Davis, McKayla, Damien Michaels, Charlene Aspen, Felicia Ryder, Ava Vincent, Frank Fortuna, Joey Ray, Maya Divine, Jeff Armstrong
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Running Time: 108 min. (Cover states 114 min) Production Date: 3 / 22 / 2000 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Ava Vincent, Damien Michaels, McKayla, Maya Devine (also known as Wendy Divine), Felicia Ryder, Charlene Aspen, Mark Davis, Joey Ray, Frank Fortuna, and Jeff Armstrong Initial Expectations: I watched the trailer for Perfectly Flawless a few weeks ago. It was a great trailer and gave me quite a bit of hope for the movie. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty good couples movie, but its lacking in several areas. Audio /Video Quality: Both are lacking. The video is pretty average for the most part. Theres a slight grain and a flicker to the picture most of the time. Some of this may be due to the mastering technique used as a lot of the video has a feel kind of like in DMJ 6 . Theres also a small purple dot that appears every now and then, but its extremely noticeable in the third and final sex scenes. The audio is worse. A lot of the dialogue is very hard to hear.
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School Daze (Pacific Sun)
Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/19/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Tom Leduc, Bob Schott, Dave Henderson, Scott Pryor
Studio: Pacific Sun
Review brief: Im always on the lookout for good precondom porn, so I was very excited when I popped this one into my DVD player. Originally shot on 16mm, School Daze stars 6 relatively unknown guys doing all that nasty bareback sex and sperm guzzling that we have come to expect from movies from the early 80s. There are only 3 scenes here, but the first one lasts about 45 minutes. Things start out promising enough. Muscle stud Tom Leduc lures an equally muscly trick back to his dorm room for a little one-on-one study session. They strip down, jack each other off, do a little 69, then Tom mounts himself on his partners big dick and goes for a nice slow ride. They switch positions a couple of times, then jerk off to 2 average cumshots. So far, so good! Toms trick heads off to the room next door, where a nasty guy with a big dick has been jerking off. The guy may be ugly, but the trick knows Happiness is a big cock and he does his best to tongue wrestle that monster.
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Naval Escort
Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2001 by joeblow69
Studio: Centaur
Review brief: Navy boy Buck Meadows gets the news that his boyfriend, Anton, has run away from home and is trying to make ends meet working at a sex resort. Hey, if I was Bucks boyfriend, Id be running away too! Buck goes AWOL to try to rescue his love from the grips of the slimy sex resort pimp. Twinkie Anton is the star of the show, and I hope you think hes cute, because hes in half of the scenes. Hes blond, pretty short, kinda scrawny, foreign, and very smooth. Antons first trick is a hunky older Russian, Yuri Breshnev. Yuri looks like he has a good 20 years on Anton, so there is a serious daddy/son thing going on here. They both seem to get into the sex, and Yuri really works up a sweat as he slams his cock into the twinkies ass. Once they both cum, Anton heads out back, and runs into another trick, Rory Mason. Jeez, Anton sure seems to attract older men! Rorys aching to get a piece of Antons ass, and wastes no time with foreplay. He fucks Anton for a little while, then they both cum. Theres something weird about Rory, though.
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Fuck You, Ass Whores 4
Release date: 12/4/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Sana Fey, Julian, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Taylor Moore, Angelica Sin, Chandler, Davia Ardell, Rich Handsome, Victoria Del Rio, Charlese LaMour
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Starring: Chandler, Angelica Sin, Sana Fey, Taylor Moore, Davia Ardell, Charlese LaMour, Victoria Del Rio, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Julian, Tyce Bune, Rich Handsome Pros: Watching Chandler's eyes role back in her head when she cums, it is quite obvious that Chandler, Charlese, and Angelica are enjoying themselves(not to say the others do not) Cons: personally, I don't care much for the title, the women are often not captured at their best appearence(whether this is the fault of cameramen, director, make-up, lighting, or the women themselves can be left for you to decide), the non-erotic music is too loud and often takes away from the sexual heat, occasional video glitches. In a word: Mediocre Basic synopsis: Chicks all the stuff you expect from a regular porno and top it off by taking it in the ass then recieve their facial(except for the lesbian scene of course) Side note: At the beginning of the DVD the following words flash across the screen: 'She took the hole thing'.
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Flashpoint (Wicked)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001 by Xipper
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Brittany Andrews, Missy, Eric Price, Johnni Black, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Jenna Jameson, Veronica Hart, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: This is an example of a movie being more than the sum of its parts. Or in this case, less than the sum of its parts. The individual elements wouldn't make a bad flick, but mix them together and you've got salmon flavored ice-cream. I like salmon, and I like ice-cream. But I don't like salmon flavored ice-cream. Once a week my girlfriend and I cuddle up and watch some porn together. The problem we had with this flick was that the plot was somewhat interesting and the sex was good, BUT the plot was not sexual or erotic. The plot was downright depressing. Long dialogs describing crippled firemen and crippled relationships interspursed with great sex. We'd get going with the flow of the sex only to be brought to a screeching halt by some depressing monologue. And there seemed to be a lot of them. And I didn't understand the use of the monologues. The point of most of them could have been expressed much better visually with a "flash back" approach.
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Zazel (1 DVD Release)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/11/2001 by JB
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Frankly, I don't know what film the rest of these reviewers watched. I don't watch porns for the sound, or the plot, or the special effects. I watch them to get aroused... and that's where this film is lacking. Sure, the women are quite attactive, but I can see naked attractive women on late night Cinemax. In short, we we're most looking for in this film is what it lacks... torrid, unabashed, uninterrupted sex. Most of the sex is very cold, artsy, and staged (rather than "hot" and spontaneous) with far too many special effects, cuts, and other BS mixed in. And, there's too much masturbation and lesbian sex... not enough of the good stuff (male-female). Moreover, to top it off, the main gal (Sasha) doesn't do anything other than get herself off (I don't buy that it's her in the very, very brief tiger sex scene). While other reviewers might use terms like Stylish, Incredible, Different, Artist, "a visual feast", etc., I'd be most likely to use the terms Boring, Unending, Repetitive, and so forth.
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Bubble Gum Fantasies (Sinthetic)
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by sonic
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Dayton Rains, Bunny Luv
Studio: Sinthetic
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Review brief: I am so shocked on how awful this title from Sinthetic turned out to be. Of all my reviews that I have submitted to adultdvdtalk.com's database....and here I thought Above The Knee was the worst title I have ever seen. Rarely I give such low blow ratings to a porn title cause let's be honest, I'm easy to please. But then there are those titles that just absolutely makes no logical sense. Thats where I come in and chime and help make sure your foot won't step on a hot pile of dungeon shit. I give thanks to God for giving me a gift, the gift of good taste. I'm talking about whats the real deal, and it has nothing to do with Evander Holyfield. Enough blabbering sonic, start reviewing, and here goes. Let me point out a list of shit stains that were put on this disc: Shit Stain #1) First scene, Bunny Luv and Ian Daniels A.K.A. Shane McMahon. Ian penetrates her, while she just blows bubbles and she just, continues blowing bubbles. Where's Jake Steed when you need him? Shit Stain #2) A juicy layer change (disc skipping pause.
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Bad Penny (Adam & Eve)
Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Mike Horner, James Bonn, Nina Hartley, Shaena Steel
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Directed by legendary Bob Chinn, a director who has been in the business when Traci Lords' videos were "legal" (and who actually made a movie or two with her in them), BAD PENNY is a surprisingly pedestrian affair, despite the presence of the equally legendary Nina Hartley, who plays the title role. Even though this DVD has been released under the Adam & Eve "Premium Collection" label, the contents in terms of story and extras are nothing special, and in fact, barely rise above average. Even more disappointing, the mature but still beautiful Ms. Hartley only appears in two straight guy-girl scenes, both of which take place in the same room with the same guy! So in reality, the viewer gets only four different scenes in this flick, none of which are wholly memorable. The plot is about seems rather complicated at first, but once you realize that the story really doesn't go anywhere, you can break it down to its basic elements.
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Cherry Pie (Sin City)
Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Kylie Ireland, Gerry Pike, Kim Chambers, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 6 / 21 / 1994 Director: Fred Lincoln Cast: Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany, Kim Chambers, Nick East, Jonathan Morgan, and Gerry Pike Initial Expectations: The only other Sin City DVD Ive seen is Babewatch, which left much to be desired. Although I have hopes for the movie, I dont expect much of a DVD. Initial Reaction: Its kind of fun but nothing special. Audio /Video Quality: I dont think anything has been done since the original VHS release as the video quality is VHS quality at best. The audio synchs pretty well but a lot of the dialogue is kind of hard to understand. Music: The music is your typical porno music. Its way too loud for many of the scenes. Disc Problems: Once again, Sin City has no time code on the movie. Sin City also seems to think that its a good idea to have mandatory phone sex ads and a mandatory commercial for their web site before the main menu. Review: Wow. My 100th review. I have to admit that I never really thought Id get this far.
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Schoolgirls' Confessions
Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 1/25/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Inari Vachs, Chris Cannon, Mickey G., C.J. Bennett, Regan Starr, Baki, Candi Kiss, Cheyanne
Studio: Plum Productions
Review brief: Running Time: 77 min. Production Date: 10 / 1999 Director: Stephan Rossini (movie) Anton da Silva (cover) Cast: Inari Vachs, Candi Kiss, Regan Starr, C. J. Bennett, Chris Cannon, Mickey G., Baki, Billy Glide, and Cheyenne Initial Expectations: This has the potential to be a fun DVD. I havent watched anything from Plum (but I have watched one Pleasure DVD), so Im going to keep an open mind. Initial Reaction: The movie doesnt have anything to do with either schoolgirls or confessions. Other than that it doesnt have all the cover claims. Its not a good first impression. Audio /Video Quality: Both are surprisingly good. The dialogue is normally very clear, but it is slightly muffled in a few spots. Theres no music to cover anything up and the microphones seem to have captured everything. The mattress squeaks come through clear and the outdoor scene has the airplanes flying overhead. Surprisingly, it doesnt detract that much from the movie as it is very well balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Cum Junkies 1 (Metro)
Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 1/25/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Misty Rain, Krista Maze, Christi Lake, Julie Rage, Cortknee, Amber, Violet Love, Angel Cummings, Veronica Caine
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Starring:Misty Rain, Barrett Moore, Julie Rage, Christi Lake, Violet Love, Amber, Krista Maze, Angel Cummings, Courtknee Pros: Misty Rain's ass, Misty Rain's playfullness, that brunette chick in the first scene, the birthday party scene was different than most porn(but more trivially interesting than stimulating) Cons: absolutely no identification of the girls, absolutely no extras(not even the lame extras that I don't even consider extras), a little too much limp dicks, some of the girls were rather unattractive, scenes seemed to be pulled out of a hat with only one requirement--facials(not that the facials had to be good) Memorable quote: "so like what's your stage name, Lotta Gizz?" Cum Junkies is quite obviously a compilation DVD although I would have liked to see a compilation more fitting to the title.
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Up and Cummers 67
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/18/2001 by Diville
Starring: Randy West, Jamie, Miajah, Charlene Aspen, Delilah Paige, Amy Atakani, Ronnie Cox, Amythiest
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Starring: Charlene Aspen, Delilah Paige, Miajah, Amyteist, Amy Atakani, Jamie, Ronnie Cox, Randy West Directed By: Randy West Number 67 is either the volume number on this edition of Up & Cummers, or it's series creator Randy West's age. OK, that's not really fair; the man is not that ancient, but you almost feel compelled to make an age crack anytime his name is invoked. In fact, West has been around the business so long that he's picked up some valuable lessons about how good pornography is made. This edition of his signature series, however, would do nothing to support the claim. After watching several volumes of Up & Cummers I'm starting to believe West feels compelled to put out a new release whether he's got the footage to merit it or not.
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Flesh Peddlers 3
Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 1/18/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Julian, Mark Davis, Dee [II] (classic female), Charlie, Vince Vouyer, Mark Anthony, Caroline Pierce, Salena Del Rey, Melanie Stone, Honey, Amber, Emilia
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Starring: Charlie, Dee, Melanie Stone, Amber, Salena Del Rey, Caroline Pierce, Emilia, Honey, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Julian, Mark Anthony Pros: Melanie Stone's ass, Dee's incredible blowjob, Charlie, a good scene with Melanie, Dee and Charlie Cons: Most of the women were not very appealing, most of the sex was rather boring With the exception of one scene I did not particularly enjoy this DVD. I was not drawn to the women either by looks or technique. In defense of the girls I think that other people involved could have contributed to not making them look good wether it be makeup lighting or directing. The sex did not seem to have any chemistry. It was not that the women looked like they disliked what they were doing. They just didn't give the impression that they enjoyed it. Sure they moved around and made sounds but they were highly repetive. One girl kepy saying "Oh Shi". I'm not sure what that meant. Maybe she thought she wasn't supposed to say 'shit' on camera.
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Prison World
Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 12/29/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Misty Rain, Diva, Porsche Lynn, Sarah Jane Hamilton
Studio: Vivid Raw
Directed by: Ernest Greene
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Ernest Greene Cast: Sarah Jane Hamilton, Misty Rain, Diva, and Porsche Lynn Initial Expectations: Sarah Jane Hamilton is one of my favorite adult film stars, so I have some fairly high expectations here. My expectations are somewhat help in check because this is a Vivid release. Initial Reaction: Prison World seems pretty tasteful for a bondage movie, but the technical aspects werent the best. Audio /Video Quality: Both leave some to be desired. The audio is okay, but the music drowns out the dialogue. The picture may have been better when this was originally released on video. Its kind of fuzzy throughout a lot of the movie. Music: The music had more variety than I thought it would. Unfortunately, it seemed to be more balanced with the slap of the whips than with the dialogue. Review: I got as far as seeing that there was a new Sarah Jane Hamilton DVD out before ordering this one.
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Dykes Of Perversion
Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 12/15/2000 by Dr. Mocha
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Skye Blue [II] (90s-10s), Summer Cummings, Anna Malle, Coral Sands
Studio: Bizarre
Directed by: Wolfgang Smyth
Review brief: With the word "Perversion" in the title, and the name of the studio being "Bizarre", I don't think it unreasonable to expect a wee bit more than extended massage and lite spanking. But well, more than that there ain't. The chemistry is decent between the various combination of performers. It's obvious that all are into spanking and the roles of dominant and submissive. The best chemistry is between Summer and Anna it's readily apparent that they dig each other, that this scene could be just part of a ongoing larger relationship. And the use of crushed oranges and bananas is either hot, interesting or yucky depending on your mental wiring. However, despite being only an hour long, this DVD dragged, each of the three pairings dragged. There was no nasty psychological dynamic between the players, it was closer to "Tee Hee I like Spanking" and "Tee Hee I like to be Spanked".
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Spy Hard (Sunshine)
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/12/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Eric Evans, Scott Mann, Patrick Ives, Sweet Williams, Brent Banes, Cole Reece, Gabe Rivers, Lazar Zorba
Studio: Sunshine
Directed by: Wil Parker
Review brief: Once again, Ive been compelled into buying another Sunshine production this time it was cover man Eric Evans hairy chest that made me reach into my wallet and cough up my hard earned money. With a title like Spy Hard, you might expect a complex espionage epic ala CatalinaVille. Unfortunately, the story here is about as paper thin as you can get. Gabe Rivers and Cole Reece start things out, talking very briefly about the sinister Goldfister, who is ruining all the bottoms in gay porn. Apparently, Cole is Spy Hards version of Q, and describes all sorts of kinky sex weapons he created for our hero (Eric Evans). (I would have loved to see the tazer tit-clamps or dildo death-ray in action!) Cole has a relatively toned body, and a nice coat of fur on him.
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Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 4/23/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Carl Hardwick, JD Amos, Rowdy Nash
Studio: Buckshot Productions
Directed by: Rip Colt
Review brief: Its time for another round of big beefy solo guys courtesy of Colt Studios. If solos arent your thing, you might as well stop reading now. There isnt anything here that will change your mind. Minute Men Series Sixteen stars only 3 guys, and lasts about 45 minutes. Water Hole Man o Man, they dont waste any time showing you the goods here. JD Amos is built like a freakin brick house! And his uncut cock is amazing! What a beauty! Hes completely smooth, so we can appreciate every little muscle. JDs an older guy, but we can sure tell he spent many, many years in the gym. After an outdoor shower, he towels off, lotions up, and lies down next to a hottub where he slowly explores his body. Later, he heads back to his bedroom, where he really starts to work his meat. After some furious pumping he blows a nice creamy load all over his stomach. This is easily my favorite scene. The Heat Inside Im not quite sure what to make of Rowdy Nash. Sure, he has a great body, and a very hairy chest, but from some angles, he just looks a bit odd.
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Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 4/15/2001 by Peeping Tom
Starring: Allysin Chaynes, Randy West, Cassie, Michelle, D.J.X., Tera Patrick, Justin Time, Skylar Knight, Angelina Joy
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Cast: Angelina Joy, Skylar Knight, Cassie, Michelle, Tera Patrick, Allysin Chaynes, Justin, D.J. X., Randy West My first experience with Randy West's venerable all-sex series, and likely my last. I had wanted to see this to catch both Tera Patrick and Allysin Chaynes, but I was left disappointed with both their scenes, and the disc overall. I don't think that I'll be checking out any other titles in the series, if this DVD is representative of what Up and Cummers has to offer. The disc begins with Angelina Joy and her boyfriend Justin. She's kind of cute, but the scene is your typical amateur-style porno; it begins with a short interview, then her boyfriend joins her, and all the typical positions follow, capped by an internal cum shot (alright, the cream pie was an unexpected touch). The two go at it again, and the scene concludes with her grimacing through what looks like very painful anal intercourse, but she claims to enjoy it. Okay.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 4/12/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Kelsey Heart, Inari Vachs, Earl Slate, Chennin Blanc, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Cheyne, Nicola, Brad Feelgood
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Jack Layton
Review brief: Running Time: 104 min. Production Date: 3 / 16 / 2000 (movie), Jan 2000 (cover) Director: Jack Layton (movie), Stefan Rossini (cover) Cast: Inari Vachs, Nicola, Tyler, Chenin Blanc, Kelsey Hart, Cheyne Collins, Brad Feelgood (also listed as the tech), Billy Glide, and Earl Slate Initial Expectations: I really enjoyed Nasty Nympho Nurses 2 so Ive got some pretty good expectations for this as well. Initial Reaction: I should have watched Nasty Nympho Nurses 2 again. Who Should Watch It : Fans of slow motion with a nurse fetish and people who like to see guys asses during sex. Who Should Avoid It: People who like to watch their porn in real time or who watch it to see the women. Audio /Video Quality: The video looks pretty good throughout the feature. Theres a little bit of pixelation but its not much different than in any other release. The audio, however, varies quite a bit. The opening scene is very clear and the second scene is good, but the last two have a lot of problems.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/29/2001 by Draken
Starring: T.T. Boy, Sean Michaels, Don Fernando, Ray Victory, Wayne Summers, Carol Cummings, Kimberly Kane, Jamila, Fetish, Dee Jay, Harry Kindness, Hans Muller
Studio: Cal Vista Classics
Review brief: Pre-Viewing Expectations What guy, in the unlikely event of being pent up in a hospital, hasn't fantasized about a sexy nurse coming into their room and doing a bit of (to borrow from the song) Sexual Healing? Does "Sexy Nurses On and Off Duty" fullfil this fantasy? About the only thing the case says on this one is that the nurses will make sure you are sexually healthy whether or not they are on duty. It does point out that this is from their "Classic Collection" meaning it has been digitally remastered and re-released on DVD format. The Main Event The first scene opens with a nurse saying it is 10 midnight and she's waiting for four doctors to join her in the room. She's wearing a white outfit, and the typical white hat with the red cross sybol on it. Do nurses even wear such hats anymore? Soon enough, the four guys enter, already nude. Glad I don't see nude doctors walking around the halls when I'm unfortunate enough to be at the hospital.
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Release date: 8/24/2000
Reviewed on: 3/25/2001 by Darkmage
Starring: Kristara Barrington, Ron Jeremy, Marc Wallice, Blake Palmer, Kay Parker, Pamela Mann, Lisa Lake, Jerry Butler, Misty Dawn, Mike Ranger, Honey Wilder, Jay Serling, David Sanders, Craig Roberts, Colleen Brennan, Angel West, Rick Knutson
Studio: Standard Digital
Directed by: Kirdy Stevens
Review brief: The Plot: For those of you who aren't older than dirt like myself, the Taboo series wasn't always a mildly interesting piece of porn which had little plot and the most "taboo" thing they do is have a double penetration with hot wax while staring at pictures of chickens. No, back in the old days, the Taboo series dealt with real taboo subjects. Promiscuity. Betrayal. Bell bottoms. For those of you just joining us, Taboo I dealt with Paul, a young teenager who suspiciously looked to be about 30 or so, who ended up sleeping with his mother. Taboo II featured "Junior", a friend of Paul's who ended up sleeping with his sister and his mother (but not together). Taboo III starts with Paul leaving the house because he just can't take the situation any more, leaving Mom (Barbara) and his younger brother Jimmy to work things out. Jimmy and his friend Bryan are attempting to manage a band into stardom.
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Release date: 2/17/2001
Reviewed on: 3/22/2001 by astroknight
Starring: John Holmes, Monique Little, Lori Moteumuth, Gloria Throate, Linda West, Berk Hopley, Buff Lesbos, Dennis Machant, Burham Tey, Peter Whigham, Lesllie Bovee
Studio: NuTech
Directed by: Don Flowers
Review brief: Running Time: 71 min. Director: Don Flowers Cast: John Holmes, Leslie Bovee, Monique Little, Lori Moteumuth, Gloria Throate, Linda West, Berk Hopley, Buff Lesbos, Dennis Machant, Burham Tey, Peter Whigham, Rick Toole, Manuel Stucazzu, Nancy Crew, Allan Ball, Bruce L. Bruce, Sara Tulip, Alan Fink, and the Belly High Dance Troupe Initial Expectations: This one sound like a lot of fun. Initial Reaction: Its a lot of fun but not much of a porno. Audio /Video Quality: Its a classic, so one shouldnt expect it to look like a recently made movie. Even without considering the age, the audio is pretty clear. When considering the age, its great. The video suffers a little more. Its grainy and often very fuzzy with some relics. Music: The 70s music you know and love. Make that the 70s music you know. Review: The Senators Daughter is a lot of fun but its a little disappointing as a porno. Yes, normally the sex scenes in classic porn arent as long or defined as in modern porn but theyre even less so here.
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Release date: 9/6/2000
Reviewed on: 3/18/2001 by Netguy
Starring: Hall Ross, Anthony Mengetti, Ted Lowe, Frank Sterling, Billy Boulders, Dave Davison
Studio: Men of Odyssey
Review brief: From the looks of the cover Position Impossible looked like it had potential. A guy in a leather swing, doubled over, and licking his own dick! Who hasnt tried that before! Its like the old saying, "Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can!" Anyway, this was a disappointment. I was hoping for maybe a slight parody of Mission Impossible but instead its just a series of vignettes with no relation to one another. It opens with Ted Lowe struggling to get out of a harness contraption when a cop(?) walks into the darkened room and undoes him and leaves. Ted bends over and begins to lick the head of his cock. He then moves to another area and sits in a swing and continues playing with his cock, stretching and pulling it, and ocassionally licking it. This continues for a bit and gets boring. He eventually gets the head of his cock in his mouth. As hes doubled over he continues this and then jerks off to the point where he shoots his own load in his mouth and on his face but by that point I was bored already.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Kobe Tai, Dave Hardman, Kia, Brooke Ashley, Sean Rider, China Lee, Dominique, Satomi, Jack Rider
Studio: Snatch Productions
Review brief: Whoriental Snatch Studio: Snatch/Samurai Starring Female: Brooke Ashley China Lee Dave Hardman Dominique Jack Rider Kia Kobe Tai Satomi Sean Rider First Impression: Some cute Asian American Girls? Looks: well overall the women are great. Mr. Pixelation .. well if you dare to buy this.. youll see. Likes: Cute Girls. Dislikes: This DVD. Bad filiming. If I didnt know any better I would swear Ed Powers is involved with this somehow. False Advertising. Review: DVD says it has Kobe Tai in it, if it does then I didn't recognize her. False Advertising! This DVD is filled with Asian-American girls. Some are very attractive. Some are average looking. This DVD is plagued with bad video and audio quality. This is very bad gonzo! It was like a bunch of newbies were trying to film a porno. Hell there's a scene were the guy's face is pixellated! Like he didn't Want anyone to know who he is. If he didn't want to be in porn, then he shouldn't have done one.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/27/2001 by Evil_Rip
Starring: Deborah Wells, Katie, Zenza Raggi, Claudia, Nikki Anderson, Mercedes, Chris Charming, Rewhard, Monica Baal, Reinhardt, Ketthy Divan
Studio: Heatwave
Review brief: The Aphrodisiac Studio: Heatwave Starring Female: Nikki Anderson Looks: a lot of hot girls. But! BUT!! A whole slew of ugly men! There is a guy who looks like Frankenstein. He's not even using makeup. He's very gross. First Impression: Hey look a hospital. An ambulance on the cover. Yippie lets see what sex is like in the hospital. ;) Oh man this sucked! Likes: Nikki Anderson was okay. But Cute Nurse #1 now she was hot. But she fucked ugly doctor #2. = ( Dislikes: Every guy except the mechanic. Ewwwwwwwwwww so ugly I was scared. Review: I didn't realize until afterwards that this DVD stars Niki Anderson. She's one of Private's hot Euro-Blondes. She just happens to be in this Heatwave DVD. She's in the first scene. She's a patient in a hospital. And you guessed it she has sex with her doctor. She doesn't look as good as she normally is in Private releases. So let me tell you about the plot. these 2 doctors develop a drug that makes people horny. You guessed it, it's an Aphrodisiac. Well they need to smuggle it out of the country.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 2/23/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Mark Davis, McKayla, Damien Michaels, Charlene Aspen, Felicia Ryder, Ava Vincent, Frank Fortuna, Joey Ray, Maya Divine, Jeff Armstrong
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nicholas Steele
Review brief: Running Time: 108 min. (Cover states 114 min) Production Date: 3 / 22 / 2000 Director: Nicholas Steele Cast: Ava Vincent, Damien Michaels, McKayla, Maya Devine (also known as Wendy Divine), Felicia Ryder, Charlene Aspen, Mark Davis, Joey Ray, Frank Fortuna, and Jeff Armstrong Initial Expectations: I watched the trailer for Perfectly Flawless a few weeks ago. It was a great trailer and gave me quite a bit of hope for the movie. Initial Reaction: Its a pretty good couples movie, but its lacking in several areas. Audio /Video Quality: Both are lacking. The video is pretty average for the most part. Theres a slight grain and a flicker to the picture most of the time. Some of this may be due to the mastering technique used as a lot of the video has a feel kind of like in DMJ 6 . Theres also a small purple dot that appears every now and then, but its extremely noticeable in the third and final sex scenes. The audio is worse. A lot of the dialogue is very hard to hear.
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Release date: 11/28/2000
Reviewed on: 2/19/2001 by joeblow69
Starring: Tom Leduc, Bob Schott, Dave Henderson, Scott Pryor
Studio: Pacific Sun
Review brief: Im always on the lookout for good precondom porn, so I was very excited when I popped this one into my DVD player. Originally shot on 16mm, School Daze stars 6 relatively unknown guys doing all that nasty bareback sex and sperm guzzling that we have come to expect from movies from the early 80s. There are only 3 scenes here, but the first one lasts about 45 minutes. Things start out promising enough. Muscle stud Tom Leduc lures an equally muscly trick back to his dorm room for a little one-on-one study session. They strip down, jack each other off, do a little 69, then Tom mounts himself on his partners big dick and goes for a nice slow ride. They switch positions a couple of times, then jerk off to 2 average cumshots. So far, so good! Toms trick heads off to the room next door, where a nasty guy with a big dick has been jerking off. The guy may be ugly, but the trick knows Happiness is a big cock and he does his best to tongue wrestle that monster.
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Release date: 8/23/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2001 by joeblow69
Studio: Centaur
Review brief: Navy boy Buck Meadows gets the news that his boyfriend, Anton, has run away from home and is trying to make ends meet working at a sex resort. Hey, if I was Bucks boyfriend, Id be running away too! Buck goes AWOL to try to rescue his love from the grips of the slimy sex resort pimp. Twinkie Anton is the star of the show, and I hope you think hes cute, because hes in half of the scenes. Hes blond, pretty short, kinda scrawny, foreign, and very smooth. Antons first trick is a hunky older Russian, Yuri Breshnev. Yuri looks like he has a good 20 years on Anton, so there is a serious daddy/son thing going on here. They both seem to get into the sex, and Yuri really works up a sweat as he slams his cock into the twinkies ass. Once they both cum, Anton heads out back, and runs into another trick, Rory Mason. Jeez, Anton sure seems to attract older men! Rorys aching to get a piece of Antons ass, and wastes no time with foreplay. He fucks Anton for a little while, then they both cum. Theres something weird about Rory, though.
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Release date: 12/4/2000
Reviewed on: 2/13/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Sana Fey, Julian, Mark Davis, Vince Vouyer, Tyce Bune, Taylor Moore, Angelica Sin, Chandler, Davia Ardell, Rich Handsome, Victoria Del Rio, Charlese LaMour
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Alex Ladd
Review brief: Starring: Chandler, Angelica Sin, Sana Fey, Taylor Moore, Davia Ardell, Charlese LaMour, Victoria Del Rio, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Julian, Tyce Bune, Rich Handsome Pros: Watching Chandler's eyes role back in her head when she cums, it is quite obvious that Chandler, Charlese, and Angelica are enjoying themselves(not to say the others do not) Cons: personally, I don't care much for the title, the women are often not captured at their best appearence(whether this is the fault of cameramen, director, make-up, lighting, or the women themselves can be left for you to decide), the non-erotic music is too loud and often takes away from the sexual heat, occasional video glitches. In a word: Mediocre Basic synopsis: Chicks all the stuff you expect from a regular porno and top it off by taking it in the ass then recieve their facial(except for the lesbian scene of course) Side note: At the beginning of the DVD the following words flash across the screen: 'She took the hole thing'.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/12/2001 by Xipper
Starring: Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, T.T. Boy, Sindee Coxx, Brittany Andrews, Missy, Eric Price, Johnni Black, Mike Horner, Brad Armstrong, Steve Drake, Jonathan Morgan, Mickey G., Jenna Jameson, Veronica Hart, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: This is an example of a movie being more than the sum of its parts. Or in this case, less than the sum of its parts. The individual elements wouldn't make a bad flick, but mix them together and you've got salmon flavored ice-cream. I like salmon, and I like ice-cream. But I don't like salmon flavored ice-cream. Once a week my girlfriend and I cuddle up and watch some porn together. The problem we had with this flick was that the plot was somewhat interesting and the sex was good, BUT the plot was not sexual or erotic. The plot was downright depressing. Long dialogs describing crippled firemen and crippled relationships interspursed with great sex. We'd get going with the flow of the sex only to be brought to a screeching halt by some depressing monologue. And there seemed to be a lot of them. And I didn't understand the use of the monologues. The point of most of them could have been expressed much better visually with a "flash back" approach.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 2/11/2001 by JB
Starring: Lene Hefner, Brooke Lane, Devin Wolf, Helena, Anna Romero, Grace Harlow, Sasha Vinni, Gina LaMarca, Nikie St. Gilles, Kevin James, Antonio Valentino, Drew Reese, Jon Severini
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Philip Mond
Review brief: Frankly, I don't know what film the rest of these reviewers watched. I don't watch porns for the sound, or the plot, or the special effects. I watch them to get aroused... and that's where this film is lacking. Sure, the women are quite attactive, but I can see naked attractive women on late night Cinemax. In short, we we're most looking for in this film is what it lacks... torrid, unabashed, uninterrupted sex. Most of the sex is very cold, artsy, and staged (rather than "hot" and spontaneous) with far too many special effects, cuts, and other BS mixed in. And, there's too much masturbation and lesbian sex... not enough of the good stuff (male-female). Moreover, to top it off, the main gal (Sasha) doesn't do anything other than get herself off (I don't buy that it's her in the very, very brief tiger sex scene). While other reviewers might use terms like Stylish, Incredible, Different, Artist, "a visual feast", etc., I'd be most likely to use the terms Boring, Unending, Repetitive, and so forth.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 2/5/2001 by sonic
Starring: Ian Daniels, Brittany Andrews, Dayton Rains, Bunny Luv
Studio: Sinthetic
Directed by: Andrew Drake
Review brief: I am so shocked on how awful this title from Sinthetic turned out to be. Of all my reviews that I have submitted to adultdvdtalk.com's database....and here I thought Above The Knee was the worst title I have ever seen. Rarely I give such low blow ratings to a porn title cause let's be honest, I'm easy to please. But then there are those titles that just absolutely makes no logical sense. Thats where I come in and chime and help make sure your foot won't step on a hot pile of dungeon shit. I give thanks to God for giving me a gift, the gift of good taste. I'm talking about whats the real deal, and it has nothing to do with Evander Holyfield. Enough blabbering sonic, start reviewing, and here goes. Let me point out a list of shit stains that were put on this disc: Shit Stain #1) First scene, Bunny Luv and Ian Daniels A.K.A. Shane McMahon. Ian penetrates her, while she just blows bubbles and she just, continues blowing bubbles. Where's Jake Steed when you need him? Shit Stain #2) A juicy layer change (disc skipping pause.
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Release date: 9/14/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by Principal Skinner
Starring: Billy Glide, Tony Tedeschi, Tina Tyler, Mike Horner, James Bonn, Nina Hartley, Shaena Steel
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bob Chinn
Review brief: Directed by legendary Bob Chinn, a director who has been in the business when Traci Lords' videos were "legal" (and who actually made a movie or two with her in them), BAD PENNY is a surprisingly pedestrian affair, despite the presence of the equally legendary Nina Hartley, who plays the title role. Even though this DVD has been released under the Adam & Eve "Premium Collection" label, the contents in terms of story and extras are nothing special, and in fact, barely rise above average. Even more disappointing, the mature but still beautiful Ms. Hartley only appears in two straight guy-girl scenes, both of which take place in the same room with the same guy! So in reality, the viewer gets only four different scenes in this flick, none of which are wholly memorable. The plot is about seems rather complicated at first, but once you realize that the story really doesn't go anywhere, you can break it down to its basic elements.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 1/30/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Kylie Ireland, Gerry Pike, Kim Chambers, Jonathan Morgan, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany
Studio: Sin City
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: Running Time: 75 min. Production Date: 6 / 21 / 1994 Director: Fred Lincoln Cast: Kylie Ireland, Jenna Jameson, Eva Tiffany, Kim Chambers, Nick East, Jonathan Morgan, and Gerry Pike Initial Expectations: The only other Sin City DVD Ive seen is Babewatch, which left much to be desired. Although I have hopes for the movie, I dont expect much of a DVD. Initial Reaction: Its kind of fun but nothing special. Audio /Video Quality: I dont think anything has been done since the original VHS release as the video quality is VHS quality at best. The audio synchs pretty well but a lot of the dialogue is kind of hard to understand. Music: The music is your typical porno music. Its way too loud for many of the scenes. Disc Problems: Once again, Sin City has no time code on the movie. Sin City also seems to think that its a good idea to have mandatory phone sex ads and a mandatory commercial for their web site before the main menu. Review: Wow. My 100th review. I have to admit that I never really thought Id get this far.
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Release date: 1/24/2001
Reviewed on: 1/25/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Billy Glide, Inari Vachs, Chris Cannon, Mickey G., C.J. Bennett, Regan Starr, Baki, Candi Kiss, Cheyanne
Studio: Plum Productions
Review brief: Running Time: 77 min. Production Date: 10 / 1999 Director: Stephan Rossini (movie) Anton da Silva (cover) Cast: Inari Vachs, Candi Kiss, Regan Starr, C. J. Bennett, Chris Cannon, Mickey G., Baki, Billy Glide, and Cheyenne Initial Expectations: This has the potential to be a fun DVD. I havent watched anything from Plum (but I have watched one Pleasure DVD), so Im going to keep an open mind. Initial Reaction: The movie doesnt have anything to do with either schoolgirls or confessions. Other than that it doesnt have all the cover claims. Its not a good first impression. Audio /Video Quality: Both are surprisingly good. The dialogue is normally very clear, but it is slightly muffled in a few spots. Theres no music to cover anything up and the microphones seem to have captured everything. The mattress squeaks come through clear and the outdoor scene has the airplanes flying overhead. Surprisingly, it doesnt detract that much from the movie as it is very well balanced with the rest of the audio.
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Release date: 11/10/2000
Reviewed on: 1/25/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Misty Rain, Krista Maze, Christi Lake, Julie Rage, Cortknee, Amber, Violet Love, Angel Cummings, Veronica Caine
Studio: Metro
Review brief: Starring:Misty Rain, Barrett Moore, Julie Rage, Christi Lake, Violet Love, Amber, Krista Maze, Angel Cummings, Courtknee Pros: Misty Rain's ass, Misty Rain's playfullness, that brunette chick in the first scene, the birthday party scene was different than most porn(but more trivially interesting than stimulating) Cons: absolutely no identification of the girls, absolutely no extras(not even the lame extras that I don't even consider extras), a little too much limp dicks, some of the girls were rather unattractive, scenes seemed to be pulled out of a hat with only one requirement--facials(not that the facials had to be good) Memorable quote: "so like what's your stage name, Lotta Gizz?" Cum Junkies is quite obviously a compilation DVD although I would have liked to see a compilation more fitting to the title.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 1/18/2001 by Diville
Starring: Randy West, Jamie, Miajah, Charlene Aspen, Delilah Paige, Amy Atakani, Ronnie Cox, Amythiest
Studio: New Machine
Directed by: Randy West
Review brief: Starring: Charlene Aspen, Delilah Paige, Miajah, Amyteist, Amy Atakani, Jamie, Ronnie Cox, Randy West Directed By: Randy West Number 67 is either the volume number on this edition of Up & Cummers, or it's series creator Randy West's age. OK, that's not really fair; the man is not that ancient, but you almost feel compelled to make an age crack anytime his name is invoked. In fact, West has been around the business so long that he's picked up some valuable lessons about how good pornography is made. This edition of his signature series, however, would do nothing to support the claim. After watching several volumes of Up & Cummers I'm starting to believe West feels compelled to put out a new release whether he's got the footage to merit it or not.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 1/18/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Julian, Mark Davis, Dee [II] (classic female), Charlie, Vince Vouyer, Mark Anthony, Caroline Pierce, Salena Del Rey, Melanie Stone, Honey, Amber, Emilia
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Greg Alves
Review brief: Starring: Charlie, Dee, Melanie Stone, Amber, Salena Del Rey, Caroline Pierce, Emilia, Honey, Mark Davis, Vince Voyeur, Julian, Mark Anthony Pros: Melanie Stone's ass, Dee's incredible blowjob, Charlie, a good scene with Melanie, Dee and Charlie Cons: Most of the women were not very appealing, most of the sex was rather boring With the exception of one scene I did not particularly enjoy this DVD. I was not drawn to the women either by looks or technique. In defense of the girls I think that other people involved could have contributed to not making them look good wether it be makeup lighting or directing. The sex did not seem to have any chemistry. It was not that the women looked like they disliked what they were doing. They just didn't give the impression that they enjoyed it. Sure they moved around and made sounds but they were highly repetive. One girl kepy saying "Oh Shi". I'm not sure what that meant. Maybe she thought she wasn't supposed to say 'shit' on camera.
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Release date: 10/4/2000
Reviewed on: 12/29/2000 by astroknight
Starring: Misty Rain, Diva, Porsche Lynn, Sarah Jane Hamilton
Studio: Vivid Raw
Directed by: Ernest Greene
Review brief: Running Time: 89 min. Production Date: 1994 Director: Ernest Greene Cast: Sarah Jane Hamilton, Misty Rain, Diva, and Porsche Lynn Initial Expectations: Sarah Jane Hamilton is one of my favorite adult film stars, so I have some fairly high expectations here. My expectations are somewhat help in check because this is a Vivid release. Initial Reaction: Prison World seems pretty tasteful for a bondage movie, but the technical aspects werent the best. Audio /Video Quality: Both leave some to be desired. The audio is okay, but the music drowns out the dialogue. The picture may have been better when this was originally released on video. Its kind of fuzzy throughout a lot of the movie. Music: The music had more variety than I thought it would. Unfortunately, it seemed to be more balanced with the slap of the whips than with the dialogue. Review: I got as far as seeing that there was a new Sarah Jane Hamilton DVD out before ordering this one.
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Release date: 11/26/2000
Reviewed on: 12/15/2000 by Dr. Mocha
Starring: Alexandra Silk, Skye Blue [II] (90s-10s), Summer Cummings, Anna Malle, Coral Sands
Studio: Bizarre
Directed by: Wolfgang Smyth
Review brief: With the word "Perversion" in the title, and the name of the studio being "Bizarre", I don't think it unreasonable to expect a wee bit more than extended massage and lite spanking. But well, more than that there ain't. The chemistry is decent between the various combination of performers. It's obvious that all are into spanking and the roles of dominant and submissive. The best chemistry is between Summer and Anna it's readily apparent that they dig each other, that this scene could be just part of a ongoing larger relationship. And the use of crushed oranges and bananas is either hot, interesting or yucky depending on your mental wiring. However, despite being only an hour long, this DVD dragged, each of the three pairings dragged. There was no nasty psychological dynamic between the players, it was closer to "Tee Hee I like Spanking" and "Tee Hee I like to be Spanked".
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 12/12/2000 by joeblow69
Starring: Eric Evans, Scott Mann, Patrick Ives, Sweet Williams, Brent Banes, Cole Reece, Gabe Rivers, Lazar Zorba
Studio: Sunshine
Directed by: Wil Parker
Review brief: Once again, Ive been compelled into buying another Sunshine production this time it was cover man Eric Evans hairy chest that made me reach into my wallet and cough up my hard earned money. With a title like Spy Hard, you might expect a complex espionage epic ala CatalinaVille. Unfortunately, the story here is about as paper thin as you can get. Gabe Rivers and Cole Reece start things out, talking very briefly about the sinister Goldfister, who is ruining all the bottoms in gay porn. Apparently, Cole is Spy Hards version of Q, and describes all sorts of kinky sex weapons he created for our hero (Eric Evans). (I would have loved to see the tazer tit-clamps or dildo death-ray in action!) Cole has a relatively toned body, and a nice coat of fur on him.
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