Internal Explosions 1 Review

Running Time: 107 min.

Production Date: 07 / 29 / 2002

Director: Corey and Dale Jordan

Cast: Alaura Eden, Bonnie Heart, Daisy, Juliana Kinkaid, Malorie Marx, Alex Sanders, Cheyne Collins, John West, Pat Myne, and Tyce Bune

Initial Expectations: I haven’t seen anything from Anarchy, so I’m going in with an open mind.

Initial Reaction: This explosion is more of a dud than a blast.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of internal pop shots

Who Should Avoid It: Fans of high technical qualities

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced. There’s a few background noises, but none of them overtake the scene with the exception of sometimes hearing the performers being given directions. The video is extremely grainy, looking a little worse than film when it isn’t treated right. I know that some directors occasionally use filters to give scenes a little more artistic feel. I don’t know if it was done here or not, but regardless it hurt the feature. The lighting is mixed, with much of it being natural lighting. The natural lighting leaves more than a few shadows in some areas and completely bleaches out the colors in others.

Music: None.

Menus: The main menu is a decent blend of motion and stills, but something about it seems basic to me. The chapter menu is very well done and lets you choose a scene by a small clip of each scene and the name of the leading lady in each scene.

The Feature: Internal Explosions is based on a simple idea, internal cumshots. Each scene starts off with the star posing for the camera a little and talking to it before getting down to business. The stars are nicely identified at the start of each scene, and the camera cuts out quickly after they finish.

Alaura Eden starts things out with Alex Sanders. They each talk a little, with Alex telling a story about a scene gone wrong, before he removes her bikini top and goes after her great natural tits. Alaura and Alex take their time exchanging oral favors, with Alaura’s ass getting a little attention from Alex’s tongue and thumb before he fucks her completely shaven snatch. At Alaura’s suggestion Alex moves his cock into her ass, and lets her push back to slide it around his cock. Alex puts some nice energy into fucking Alaura’s ass missionary style, and pulls out so Alaura can get a little taste of her ass. They switch around so Alaura’s ass can get taken care of reverse cowgirl style, and after another ass to mouth, they go back to missionary so Alex sprays his seed in her ass. Alaura squeezes out a little bit to end things just to remove any doubt. It’s a very good scene thanks to some great chemistry, but the camera work seemed a little sloppy. During the missionary portion there were very few shots to let you see Alaura’s reactions, and during the reverse cowgirl parts it wasn’t unusual to have part of her cut off. Many of the shots also seemed like they weren’t framed quite right. I couldn’t help but think that things would look a lot better if the cameraman would have taken two steps back. None of these problems have to do with Alana or Alex, and they should be darn happy with the job they did.

Juliana Kinkaid takes on John West in the second scene after showing off for the camera. John starts out sliding his tongue and finger into Juliana’s bald beaver before she tells him it’s her turn and sucks his cock. John moves on to fuck Juliana’s pussy from behind before letting her suck it a bit more and moving it into her ass missionary style. Once again, they do an anal cream pie that Juliana squeezes out afterwards. John gets so turned on watching her squeeze it out that he gives Juliana another pop, this time on her face. Although Juliana and John have great chemistry together, I couldn’t help but be bored with this scene. I’ve seen more camera angles with Ed Powers and his tripod than here! I saw John’s balls so much that I even had the thought pass through my head that I should start counting the wrinkles in his balls to stay awake. I hope that John and Juliana hunt down whoever tried editing this scene together and puts them in a world of hurt.

Tyce Bune joins Daisy, a cute girl who looks like she might have a tattoo artist on retainer, for the next scene. Tyce parks the bike he glides up on and accepts Daisy’s invitation to lie by the pool (and no, I don’t think they meant that Daisy would tell Tyce that she’s a virgin and Tyce would tell her he’s really twenty five). They do lie by the pool, where Tyce immediately slides his hand into Daisy’s bikini bottom before removing it and her shoes, sucking her toes, and then getting back to work on her pussy with his tongue and fingers. Daisy gets into Tyce’s touch very well before getting up to suck his cock in return. They keep the chemistry going as Daisy rides Tyce in both cowgirls, with Tyce putting some great energy into it and popping in Daisy’s pussy. Tyce, who I think might be related to the Energizer Bunny tattooed on his shoulder, goes right back at it, and fucks Daisy from behind until he drops another love load in. Yes, once again there’s some very good chemistry and energy ruined by a monkey in the editing bay. It’s not as bad as the previous scene was, but it still held back the scene from what it should have been.

Gorgeous brunette Malorie Marx joins Cheyne Collins for the penultimate scene. Cheyne undoes Malorie’s buckskin colored bikini bottom and dives his tongue into her twat to make sure she’s ready for what’s to cum. She returns the favor with some great cocksucking that leaves no question about whether or not Malorie likes dick or not. Malorie’s enthusiasm keeps coming as Cheyne fucks her standing up from behind, missionary style, and in reverse cowgirl before Cheyne finally pops in her puss. As usual, Malorie stands up to try and pull a little out, and even goes so far as to rub a little off his cock and onto her face. It’s hard not to like this scene even with a probable mongoloid doing the editing. Malorie has an amazing attitude, and it makes this scene one heck of a winner.

Finally, Brit beauty Bonnie Heart gets it on with Pat Myne. When she interrupts his catching a few rays he makes her undress and play with himself. After Pat plays with her a bit Bonnie goes down to suck his cock and then lays back so the cameraman can make sure we get a good look at Pat’s asshole as he fucks her rather than something like, say, Bonnie’s pretty face. Finally, Pat pops in and around Bonnie’s ass before letting her squeeze it out. Nothing’s surprising here. The chemistry and energy are very good, but the editing makes Lunch Lady Doris look like a true artist. Once the ass fucking started, I don’t think I saw a single decent shot of Bonnie’s face, and I don’t think I ever saw Pat’s! You can tell they’re both getting into it extremely well, but I could barely care by the end of it.

Internal Explosions is a hot porno ruined by somebody who’s parents I think were closer than just cousins. That person would be editor Creme Rinze who took scenes overflowing with chemistry and energy and turned them into something used to treat insomniacs. The scenes are edited so lethargic that I think that if the fast forward button were just invented today, its creator would be winning the Nobel Peace Prize as a result of stopping all the violence aimed at Creme Rinze. It’s really a shame because you can tell that everybody in the entire movie is having a great time! Internal Explosions had all the potential to get a perfect rating sexually despite being very limited for positions, yet I can’t even bring myself to give it an average rating here. Internal Explosions is a rental at best.

Extras: A trailers is included for the feature, as is a web link. There’s also a seventeen photo gallery with some good looking snapshots and full screen photos. Finally, there’s a behind the scenes featurette that lasts almost twelve minutes. It’s a decent mix of behind the scenes snips, short interviews with the stars, and the scenes and photo galleries being shot. It’s an okay behind the scenes, but feels a bit slopped together.

Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female), anal, ass to mouth, internal pop shots, toe-ing, spanking, and masturbation

Raincoat Factor: Very High

Overall: Currently, Internal Explosions can be found online for between $15 and $21, with most stores offering it for $20. Rent this one before you buy it. There’s some great heat between the performers here, but to say the editing is slightly lacking is like saying that Osama Bin Laden doesn’t care much for Americans. The behind the scenes featurette is okay, but the transfer lacks quite a bit.

Note to Anarchy Films: It’s great to see you putting a little effort towards your extras, but a little more towards your technical aspects would go a lot further.

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