Sweatin' It Review

Studio
Kick Ass

Genre
All-sex

Director
Andre Madness

Starring
Lola, Faith Adams, Heather Oaks, Candy Estefana, Rhiannon Bray,  Brandon Irons, Alex Sanders, Jay Ashley, Mickey G., and Pat Myne

Running Time
1:48

DVD Format
Single Sided, Single Layer (DVD-5)

Aspect Ratio
1.33:1 (full frame)

Special Features
Animated and full motion video main menu; FMV chapter selection menu; 20-picture hardcore photo gallery; 6-min blooper reel; and trailers for Chica Boom 12, Smokin' 4, Grrl Power 10, Specs Appeal 5, Barefoot Confidential 17, and Kung-Fu Girls 3

Typical Watchers
Pervs who like women exercising naked ;-) and small breast lovers

Typical Haters
Raincoaters and those who don't think sweaty armpits are sexy

Replay Value
Low

Themes
Naked workouts, sloppy blowjobs, armpit licking, toe sucking, facials, tattoos

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Other volumes of the Sweatin' It series

Unfortunately, it doesn't work that well here.  The formula goes like this:  each scene starts out with a naked girl and a fully clothed guy in someone's makeshift home gym.  The guy pretends he's a game show host, offering cards with questions like, "Have you ever drank piss?" or "Have you ever been paid to have sex outside the business?"  The idea is that the guy has to write down what he thinks the girl's answer will be.  In the meantime, there's a few minutes of eye candy as the girl's oiled (not sweaty) body goes through the motions on the exercise equipment.  I'd have to say that this is the best part of the video.

After the gratuitous nudity, the answers are compared.  If the answers match (and even if they don't), the guy rolls a die (1-6) and gets to lick a body part according to a chart taped to the wall (neck, tits, asshole, armpit, etc.)  Yes, I said armpit -- in three of the scenes, the guy licks "sweaty" pits (oh, that's sexy...).  The "game" continues for a couple of iterations before the couple goes to a bedroom and there's a standard fuck scene.

The "game show"/workout segments are pretty lame, and the answers are fake.  The only interesting moment is Rhiannon's honest answer to "Have you ever been fisted?"  To add to the cheese, there's actually a laugh and audience applause track.

The sex is pretty vanilla...no anal, few "interesting" close-ups or penetrations, and really weak facials.  The girls are okay, but you really have to like petite small-breasted women (Lola, Faith Adams, and Rhiannon Bray).  Despite the Kick Ass "guarantee" on the box that all girls have natural tits, Heather Oaks (who many may recognize from the Internet as "Ember") doesn't.  With the exception of Rhiannon, all of the women weren't very animated -- a big disappointment.  If I were to edit the DVD down to the parts that I liked (workouts and the behind-the-scenes bloopers), there'd be barely 30 minutes left.

After seeing Andre Madness' other videos, this one is a definite disappointment.  For a fetish video, it doesn't really hit the mark:  the whole workout theme is overshadowed by the stupid "game show," and the sex isn't sweaty.  Hopefully the series improves, because the debut volume doesn't make me look forward to future installments.

- Saki (saki@sakivision.com)