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Runaway Butts
Release date: 11/5/2001
Reviewed on: 12/22/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Mercedes, Stella, Sabrine Maui, Tiffany Sight
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: (aka: Teenage Runaway Butts) Starring Katie Rochelle, August Night, Mercedies, Stella, Christy Haze, Tiffany Sights, and Sabrina Maui. Also starring Joey Silvera, TT Boy, Nacho Vidal, Lexington Steele, and Wesley Pipes. SCENE ONE : Katie Rochelle with Joey Silvera and Nacho Vidal. Joey gets good tease footage of this girl bending over a table, and bending over to pickup markers off the floor. Joey and Katie kiss, both are wearing glasses. He pulls her panties aside and rims her. They kiss more, their glasses are off. She rubs his crotch and then unbuttons his pants, she gives a bj. He walks away, in comes Nacho, he gets a bj. She is on the desk as all this is happening. Nacho walks around to get behind her and he fucks her pussy (doggy). They are now standing with her against the wall and him fucking her pussy more. They get back on the desk, Nacho fucks her pussy (missionary). They get up and she backs onto his dick (more vaginal) as she is bent over the desk. She now puts one leg on the desk.
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On the Loose
Release date: 12/24/2001
Reviewed on: 12/21/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Rod Fontana, Monique DeMoan, Gwen Summers, Joel Lawrence, Shelbee Myne, Rubee Tuesday, Brooklyn Rhodes
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 2 / 20 / 2001 Director: Roy Karch Cast: Monique DeMoan, Gwen Summers, Shelby Myne, Brooklyn Rhodes, Rubee Tuesday, Joel Lawrence, Steve Hatcher, Ian Daniels, Nick East, and Rod Fontana Initial Expectations: Adam & Eve has done a pretty good job with their Premium Collection, which makes me expect a well done couples feature. Initial Reaction: Yawn. Who Should Watch It : Couples looking for very light porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for anything more than vaginal sex between two people Audio /Video Quality: When there isnt any music theres a kind of haze over the audio, kind of like wind noise even though the scenes may happen inside. The video is very clear and looks like it was give quite a bit of attention. Music: The music has a very soft and couples feel. Its balanced nicely although sometimes is just a hair loud.
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2 on 1 7 (Diabolic)
Release date: 4/12/2001
Reviewed on: 12/17/2001 by VictoriO
Starring: Vince Vouyer, Sandi, Mickey G., Christina, Erik Everhard, Monica, Mary, MoJo, Mario, Inga, Gauge, Sheila Scott, Blue Eyes, Red Julia
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: 2 on 1 #7 (2000) Director: Vince Voyeur Starring: Gauge, Monica, Shiela Scott, Julia, Blue Eyes, Mary, Inga, Sandi, Christina, Erik Everhard, Vince Voyeur, Mario, Mickey G. & Mojo Special Features: Chapters (7), Photo Galleria, Trailers & Websites Company: Diabolic -I wanted to see this movie because it has a good female cast (Monica, Shiela Scott, etc...). I bet this should be good. Let us see... -Scene 1: Shiela Scott, Julia & Vince Voyeur Shiela Scott is so gorgeous! Soon, we see Vince with his Chinky Aaron Kwok hairdo (nice hair!). Both females go down on this guy before they both strip (showing their asses to the camera). How delightful! Shiela is hot over-fucking-all! So, Shiela rides Vince (reverse cowgirl) as Julia plays with herself. Very soon, Julia eats Shiela out as Vince takes her in missionary. Shiela also blows Vince in the middle of everything.
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Joey Silvera's Service Animals 3
Release date: 11/12/2001
Reviewed on: 12/17/2001 by VictoriO
Starring: Gia Regency, Cherie, Sixxx, Julie Ryan
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Joey Silvera's Service Animals III (2001) Director: Joey Silvera Starring: Julie Ryan, Sixx, Melissa West, Starla, Kaylee, Cherie, Gia Regency, Brandon Iron, TT Boy, Lee Stone, Jay Ashley & Wesley Pipes Special Features: Chapters (72), Photo Galleria (43), Fetish Menu, Cast Info & Websites Company: Evil Angel/ All Blew Shirts -In the September 2001 issue of Buttman magazine, there were still photos for this 'upcoming film' & it made me really want to see this film. I just hope that this will be as okay as the first installation of this series by Joey Silvera. What made me want to see this is the sexiness of Kaylee & Cherie! I hope that this will be good. Man, the DVD's menu looks excellent! -Scene 1: Julie Ryan & Brandon Iron Julie Ryan is a little hottie! The film opens up as we see her in a kitchen drinking some Ocean Spray juice & playing in her clit thru her crotchless panties. She teases us with her butt & puss. Brandon Iron arrives to the scene. Julie goes down on him. The blowjob is sloppy, at some points.
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Forbidden Tales
Release date: 11/30/2001
Reviewed on: 12/15/2001 by Steve K.
Starring: Tera Patrick, Aria Debreaux, Pilar Versac, Bentan Arnegas, Vlad Benoulli, Aramas Feldina, Evan Jantz, Gunter Kellik, Villem Ojas, Selrahc Renard, David Sanreth
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: Title : Hustler XXX Video #9 Director : Pierre Woodman Stars : Tera Patrick, Aria Debreaux, Pilar Versac Bentan Arnegas, Vlad Benoulli, Aramas Feldina Evan Jantz, Gunter Kellik, Villem Ojas, Selrahc Renard David Sanreth Running Time : 1hr15min Extras : Commentary by Tera Patrick, Behind-The- Scenes, and photo book. Review: Finally the second release from DP starring Tera Patrick. I was very dissapointed with Island Fever, and was optimistic about this release. Anything that has Tera Patrick in it, I get excited about. The premise of this movie is that Tera is telling "Forbidden Tales" to this CG man in a ventelator. I was really blown away how good Digital Playground was on graphics in this movie. But thats all I was blown away by. The sex in this movie was at most luke-warm, and that's being nice. Tera Patrick has about 3 scenes, and all 3 are not even up to Tera's standards. The audio is another problem for this dvd. While the sex is going on you can tell the sound & the sex are not n-sync.
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We Go Deep 7
Release date: 5/10/2001
Reviewed on: 11/25/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Sean Michaels, Chaz Vincent, Mary Jane, Bobbi Bliss, Anastasia, Julian St. Jox, Envy, Santino Lee, Byron Long, Cherry, Roxxane, Pebbles, Norman Bates, Bronze, Anastasia Blue, Cherry Mirage, Chanel, Trinity, Tyler Wood, John E. Depth, Deja Blue, Jon Strong
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: 2 / 17 / 2000 (cover) 3 / 23 / 2000 (feature) Director: Sean Michaels Cast: Anastasia Blue, Bobbi Bliss, Bronze, Chanel, Chaz Vincent, Deja Blue, Envy, Mary Jane, Pebbles, Roxxane, Cherry Mirage, Trinity, Jon Strong, Johny Depth, Norman Bates, Byron Long, Tyler Wood, Santino Lee, Julien St. Jox, and Sean Michaels Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results from this series, but some of the talent here makes me hope this is one of the better ones. Initial Reaction: Theres quite a few scenes here Ive seen before, which were very good, but most of the others are pretty average. Who Should Watch It : Fans of oral and interracial sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like interracial action Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a little off balance and the dialogue is often very hard to hear. As usual, the video quality leaves much to be desired. Its a little grainy and very jerky, which makes it very hard to watch.
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Strap-On Sally 15
Release date: 6/29/2001
Reviewed on: 11/18/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Jade, Erica Everest, Giselle Yum, Holly Payne, Leigh Anderson, Natalie Bach, Ali O'Neil, Kristy Karrington
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Jim Gunn
Review brief: Running Time: 108 min. Production Date: 09 / 1997 (cover) 11 / 1999 (feature) Director: Jim Gunn Cast: Ann McCormick, Ali ONeil, Erika Everest, Giselle Yum, Holly Payne, Kristy Karrington, Lee Anderson, and Natalie Bach Initial Expectations: Jim Gunn can make a very good lesbian feature, and Strap-On Sally 12 wasnt too bad, so Im expecting at worst a pretty average feature although it does have potential for something even better. Initial Reaction: Although there are a few good scenes, the bad scenes seem to control the movie. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of all girl action with toys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants heterosexual sex or all natural all girl sex Audio /Video Quality: The movie seems to be broken into two styles, with a big change taking place about forty five minutes in. In the first part, the audio is often hard to hear, although its very clear in the second half.
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Fuck Holes: 3 Men and a Maybe
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 11/18/2001 by dumblonde
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Running length: 3 hrs 53 min. Female cast: Karen Dior, and a lot of maybes, couldbes and wannabes.. Male cast Karen Dior, and a few possiblies, some questionables, and one I don't even wanna know. Audio/Video: This was a compilation, so the video varied from crappy to atrocious. The sound varied from tolerable to horrible, with any spoken words garbled. Not that it matters really. The vast majority of the scenes just had loud, lousy porn music with no sex sounds. This could be a plus or minus, depending. Extras: Zero. The boxcover states it has interactive menus, it does not. General comments: I suppose I had it coming. I'm always shooting my mouth off about how nonjudgemental and open- minded I am, and actually requested some of the more..*less popular* titles be sent my way to review. Well, it's time to put my review where my mouth is, and prove that I'm absolutely up to the task. Maybe. I mean, I think I could be, possibly.
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Creatures Of The Night (Wicked)
Release date: 9/15/2001
Reviewed on: 11/13/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: John Decker, Alexandra Silk, Mila, Felecia, Yvonne, Anna Malle, Heaven Leigh, Jay Ashley, Tommy Gunn, Colt Steel
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: -Cant skip all the intros leading into the feature- (NOTE : the scenes are simple and very short. With condoms used in most of the scenes.) SCENE ONE : Colt gets a bj by Alexandra Silk, he fucks her pussy, and cums on back. SCENE TWO : Anna takes a guys shirt off. She gives him a bj, he goes down on her, fucks her pussy (missionary), and she gets anal (doggy). Guy cums on her ass cheek. SCENE THREE : Yvonne, Felecia, and Anna in a lesbian scene. Oral and toys involved. SCENE FOUR : Heaven Lee and Colt in a bar setting. She gives bj and he fucks pussy on bar stool. He cums on her back. after taking a condom off. SCENE FIVE : Mila and two guys. She gives them both a bj back and forth. The one guy fingers her pussy, then she gets fucked in her pussy, she is soon dpd. Guy one cums on her back. Guy two cums on her tit. SCENE SIX (?) : Anna and Colt finally meet up. No sex, just colt feeling her up through her latex suit.
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Flesh Peddlers 9
Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 11/1/2001 by CAPSULE
Starring: Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Jessica, Jewel, Ron Jeremy, Houston, April, Kitten, Bailey, Candy Cotton, Juliet Sheridon, Dominica Leoni, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Flesh Peddlers 9 by Michael Adam (90 min.) Featuring: Bailey, Sydnee Steele, Houston, Dominica Leoni, Juliet Sheridan, Jessica Jewel, Kitten, Candy Cotton, and April Synopsis: Fun in the sun sex! Overall: One word: Mediocre. DVD Quality: Metro's encoding technology is very poor. The image quality looks almost like VHS! Extras: This mediocre DVD comes with lo- tech extras such as a cheap gallery, phone sex adverts, and trailers. Metro must have fired their DVD production company since the trailers don't include a nice interface as earlier Metro DVD releases. Likes: April is great! Dislikes: Everything else, but specifically Ron Jeremy. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Juliet Sheridan is unluckily paired with Ron Jeremy. I would have to say that he and Randy West must retire or be banned from starring in porn sex scenes. Juliet Sheridan is a below-average busty brunette that does not mind kissing the Ron before she gives him head. I wonder how many pills of Viagra he consumed before this scene.
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Cumback Pussy 27: Girls Of The Asian Persuasion
Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 11/1/2001 by VictoriO
Starring: Leanni Lei, Jules Jordan, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Mia Smiles, Mark Anthony, Kianna Bradley, Giselle Yum, Jade Marcela, Sasha Cummings, Miko Lee, China Doll, Cindy Young, Herschel Savage
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Dion Giarrusso
Review brief: Cumback Pussy 27: Girls of the Asian Persuasion Year: 2000 Starring: Mia Smiles, Sasha Cummings, Mark Davis, Miko Lee, Mark Anthony, Giselle Yum, Kianna Bradley, China Doll, Herschel Savage, Leanni Lei, Jules, Jade Marcela, Dave Hardman, Cindy Young Special Features: Trailers (I didn't take the time to look at them), Photo Galleria, Chapters Company: Elegant Angel -I rented this DVD expecting so much. I was highly disappointed. This shit is mediocre at best! Elegant Angel makes some good films, but this film blows major hard! The 'Cumback Pussy' theme song is terrible & annoying. The sex is weak & the females are a bit tired looking in here. I like Leanni Lei, Jade Marcella & Giselle Yum but this film is a waste! Yet, it is one of the biggest bestsellers on DVD. Fuck all this! I don't even feel like doing a full review on this shit; it's not worth it nor my time. I recommend that you all see Leanni Lei in "Color Blind II", "Cumback Pussy 21" & "Bottom Feeders" (I wanna see her in "New Breed II").
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Seymore Butts' Gluteus to the Maximus
Release date: 8/14/2001
Reviewed on: 10/21/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Shay Sweet, Shanna McCullough, Katie Gold, Melanie, Jordan McKnight, Holli Woods, Taylor Hayes, Alyssa Love, Alex Dane
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Starring: Taylor Hayes, Melanie Stone, Shanna McCullough, Alyssa Love, Jordan McKnight, Holli Woods, Shay Sweet, Katie Gold, Alex Dane, Peter North, Tom Byron, Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels Pros: Melanie Stones ass!!!, Taylor Hayes, Alyssa Loves look, nice skip to scene feature Cons: ass to mouth, Alyssa is always given head after it was in somebodys ass, licking guys assholes, one scene did not finish, Ron Jeremy, poor audio/video, no good chick ID Notable feature: Seymore Butts commentary. Though, I really didn't care enough for the DVD to rewatch it with commentary. Overall: There is plenty of enthusiasm and plenty of sex. Unfortunately that included sex and enthusiasm that I did not want to see. First, I cant stand seeing ass to mouth blowjobs. Alyssa makes sure she sucks every cock after it has been in every ass. Second, I dont like to see some guys asshole get licked. I dont have much of a desire to experience a tongue between my own ass cheeks and I CERTAINLY dont want to watch it done to some other guy.
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3200 Pounds of Cock Suckers
Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/17/2001 by -lunacy-
Starring: Tyce Bune, Kathy, Claudio, Tony Eveready, Tia Davis, Sindee Williams, Patty Parker, Lasha Lane, Tree Sweet, Valentine, Tolana, Hunk Hollywood, Anaconda
Studio: Explosive
Review brief: DVD: 3200 Pounds of Cock Suckers Studio: Explosive Cost: $5-$20 Worth: $5.00 Overall Stars: 2 Audio: -2 Video: 3 Acting: 2 Heat: 1 Special Features: What special features? There are 2 options on the main menu; Play or Scene Selection -------------------------------------------------- ----- Overall impressions: There was a real lack of creativity to the scenes, a complete lack of concern for production value, and little to no passion or heat to the acting.
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Sluts with Nuts 3 (Elegant Angel)
Release date: 8/22/2001
Reviewed on: 10/13/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Renata, Karen, Isis, Marcio, Camila, Carla Queen
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: [I have to start off with this.] NOTE to Elegant Angel/Patrick Collins. You have no idea of how to make a halfway decent transsexual film. You used the guys from Rogue Adventures, so why dont you take lessons and learn from Joey. You use very attractive transsexuals in this film, but the viewer misses the climax to four of the five scenes. With that said I will give the scene breakdowns: Transsexual performers rating: 4.5 SCENE ONE : Camila (TS) and guy. Camila is an attractive TS. She gives guy a bj and takes it up her ass in several positions. The guy cums on her tits. SCENE TWO : Caula (TS). She is another attractive TS, Barbara (female) and Fabio. They all do the oral thing. Barbara is dped somewhere in the scene. Fabio fucks the TS and she moans rather annoyingly. Fabio cums on TS face, she didnt cum. SCENE THREE : Carla (TS), Karen (female), and guy. Yet another TS that is attractive, but this scene is boring. Everyone gets penetrated except for the guy.
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Incognito
Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 10/11/2001 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Brick Majors, Steve Hatcher, Johnni Black, Shanna McCullough, Anita Cannibal, Sabrina Johnson, Jonathan Morgan, Mandi Frost
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 3 / 18 / 1998 /P> Director: Bud Lee Cast: Johnni Black, Shanna McCullough, Mandi Frost, Anita Cannibal, Sabrina Johnson, Jonathan Morgan, Steve Hatcher, John Decker, Brick Majors, and Taylor Moore in a non- sex role Initial Expectations: Bud Lee normally makes a pretty decent couples feature, so thats about all Im expecting. Initial Reaction: Its pretty skippable. Who Should Watch It : Couples Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for very little plot or a lot of hardcore sex Audio /Video Quality: Both are very poor. The audio is normally very poor and uneven. The video has very noticeable pixelation through almost the entire movie. Both interfered with the movie quite a bit. Music: The music is normally pretty typical porn music, although it does slip in a little classical music, such as Beethovens Fur Elise. Unfortunately, its also overbearing through most of the feature.
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Heiress (Vivid Wave)
Release date: 12/20/2000
Reviewed on: 10/9/2001 by dumblonde
Starring: Ona Zee, Siobhan Hunter, Samantha Strong, Jeff Stryker, Stephanie Rage, Damien Cashmere, Nick Ferrar, Rocky DeLorenzo
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Title: The Heiress Studio: Vivid Wave Running length: 90 minutes too long D.O.P. 11/20/00 is only date given Writer/Director: Paul Thomas Female cast:Samantha Strong, Stephanie Rage, Sioban Hunter, Ona Zee Male cast: Jeff Stryker, Nick Ferrar, Lou Paul, Damien Cashmere (Randy West)? Audio/Video: Bad. Only because of what you CAN see and hear. Perhaps duct tape over the camera lens would have been an improvement. You can always use your MUTE button to help things along as well. OK, speaking strictly about the A/V only, it still wasn't good, especially during the sex scenes. At times too shadowy, and only a couple of different angles used detracted from any enjoyment. Or, maybe not. Extras: some good previews, with Raquel Darrien and Alexandra Silk. Some trailers were also on the flip side. General comments: Let's just say that Randy West was the least offensive thing in this whole production. That should be enough to lose a few readers right there, and I understand.
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BlowJob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio 6, The
Release date: 8/22/2001
Reviewed on: 10/8/2001 by Kobiata
Starring: Teri Starr, Emily, Deva Station, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Brittany O'Neil, Heather Lynn, Raylin, Jaguire, Kelly Bernard
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: Blowjob Adventures of Dr.
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Cumback Pussy 2: Crawling Back For More
Release date: 8/8/2001
Reviewed on: 9/23/2001 by CAPSULE
Starring: Tom Byron, Lexi Eriksson, Nyrobi Knight, Sean Michaels, Felecia, Jake Steed, Vicca, Johnni Black, Alexis Dane, Jacklyn Lick, Monique, Midori, Papillion, Lil' Bit, Colt Steel
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Elegant Angel's Cumback Pussy 2 Featuring: Li'l Bit, Johnni Black, Felecia, Jacqueline Lick, Monique, Midori, Nyrobi Knight, Lexi Ericsson, Alex Dane, Vicca, and Papillion Call me modern in my ways, but this older generation of pornstars don't do it for me. Johnni, Li'l Bit, Felecia, Jacqueline Lick, Monique, Midori, Nyrobi Knight, and Papillion. One scene that was explosive was the one that starred Alex Dane and Lexi Ericcson paired up with Jake Steed and Tom Byron. Alex Dane is a mix of several heritages, which would explain her exotic appearance. Leix Ericcson is a petite blonde that has a natural body. When the lesbian sex concluded, each lady sucked his cock until it was hard. Thereafter, they rode his dick. Tom Byron cannot resist so he enters the scene and has Lexi blow him. While Alex takes Tom up her ass, Jake fucks Lexi's box. Being the experienced lady that she is, Alex lets Jake fuck her ass while she lets Tom fuck her mouth.
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Where The Boys Aren't 9
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/7/2001 by Rumplestilt Skin
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Christy Canyon, Nikki Tyler, Jenteal, Janine Lindemulder, Chasey Lain, Alexis Christian
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: You could dress Jenteal up in workmens clothes and boots and shed still be sexy. Unfortunately, although Ms Teal looks absolutely stunning in this skin flick, she cannot save it from the mess it is. Directed by Brad Armstrong, WTBA9 starts off well with Christy Canyon licking Jenteals pussy and ass, but the scene is way too short, and is marred with Armstrongs fancy for putting inanimate objects in the way of the action. This trend of interrupting the lesbian sex for the sake of art has no place in porn - to my mind anyway. Were then shown another sex-bomb, Chasey Lain, in the role of a tarot card reader, which leads us into the next scene starring Chasey, Janine and Dyanna Lauren. The direction is appalling although the girls look stunning. Just as the action appears to be hotting up, Armstrong puts the brakes on it again and were stuck in a sort of Andrew Blake style mode; attractive girls, nice scenery but youre not likely to get a boner. Or wet if youre a chick. Nikki Tyler cant even save the day in a scene set during the 1950s.
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Nymph Fever
Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 9/5/2001 by Diville
Starring: Nick East, Ian Daniels, Randy West, Cheyenne Silver, J.J. Michaels, Dolly Golden, Lexington Steele, Charmane Star, Ava Vincent, Veronica Caine
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Review brief: Starring: Charmane Star, Cheyenne Silver, Jewel Valmont, Barrett Moore, Dolly Golden, Ian Daniels, J.J. Michaels, Nick East, Randy West, Lexington Steele Directed By: Jerome Tanner As a reviewer of porn it is my responsibility to be opinionated. And pathetic. But I don't think I'm supposed to dole out advice while being either. You're smart people; I know because you're computer users and dumb people can't type. Yet, I feel the need to offer some words of wisdom: If you're female and you look like Charmane Star or Cheyenne Silver, don't waste your time in porn movies most of us wouldn't want to waste our time watching. You can do better for yourself dancing on the road or appearing in movies that don't star Randy West. Don't work on a lesser person's terms, don't eat suspect seafood, never bet on another man's trick.
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Cock Hounds
Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/18/2001 by Rieekan
Starring: Kyle Stone, Alyssa Allure, Obsession, Randee Lee, Sunny, Sledge Hammer, Idalis Hunter, Stoney Curtis
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Brian Cheeks Williams (1997) * DURATION: »85mins * FEMMES: Alyssa Allure, Idalis Hunter, Obsession, Randee Lee & Sunny. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #5 Cock Hounds. Cock Hounds was a free DVD from a recent fivestardvd order. I originally chose Climax Shots 4: Jacked In The Box but Evil_Rips review persuaded me to change. Cock Hounds didnt look or sound very promising but I felt the need for a raincoater and it was the next trashiest DVD. My own folly ... There is some attempt at a set-up in each of the scenes but they shouldnt have bothered at all. I was particularly unimpressed when the first scene tried to convince me that Alyssa Allure was a babe. Basically, Cock Hounds has five unrelated gonzo scenes. SCENE 1: Alyssa Allure & Sledgehammer. Alyssa is exceptionally unattractive and it boggles the mind as to why Sledgehammer and Stoney get excited when they see her. She sucks the Sledges mighty meat in his car but this isnt pretty to watch.
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Gaia: Les Obstacles Del Amour
Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/18/2001 by Speelie
Starring: Allison, Michaela, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Lucie, Domilika Baumanova
Studio: Private
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Directed by Christoph Clark Released on DVD 6/2001 (on VHS circa 1997) Cast: Alison, Miluse, Eva, DominikaBaumanova, Lucie, Michaela, Sylvie (aka Sylvia Saint), Mishi, Kris Newz, Jean-Yves LeCastel, John Walton, Christoph Clark The Gaia series was Private's attempt to shed some of their hardcore, Euro-anal-fucking image, and collect a piece of the couples' market. This was the first movie in the Gaia line, and the concept was quickly considered a failure, so much so that by the final Gaia movie (#6 Profession: Porn Actress) Clark had already reverted to his usual boyz get their rocks off formula. What this and its successors have in common with Clark's The Perversion of Barbara and the Laure Sinclair movies he shot for Marc Dorcel is that all show his early style. In the mid-90's Clark, perhaps at the request of his producers, shot fast paced movies, with up to 8 separate scenes in 90 minutes. The focus was on showing pretty women, and the action was usually anal.
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Arabica
Release date: 6/5/2001
Reviewed on: 8/12/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Deborah Wells, Ron Jeremy, Robert Malone, Yves Baillat, Sunny McKay, Philippe Soine, Rita Olivsky, Luigi De Giostri, Mario De sica, Patrick Le Nain, Richard Voicin, Christoph Clark
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Mario Salieri
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 1992 Director: Mario Salieri Cast: Sunny McKay, Deborah Wells, Lynn Le May, Rita Olivsky, Jasmine, Christophe Clark, Philippe Soine, Yves Ballard, Richard Voicin, Ron Jeremy, Robert Malone, Luigi Giostri, Patrick le Nain, and Mario de Sica Initial Expectations: Considering the only other film Ive seen from Mario Salieri, namely Dracula , sucked, I dont have much hope for I> Arabica either. Initial Reaction: Its highly inconsistent movie, but does have some hot sex. The DVD as a whole, however, is pretty poor. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Deborah Wells and people who like forced sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see mostly consensual sex Audio /Video Quality: The French audio doesnt appear to be too bad. The English audio is dubbed and sounds ridiculous, which is par for the course for dubbed audio. I could barely keep from laughing through most of the audio. Ron Jeremy and Sunny McKay are dubbed in both languages.
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Super Collection: Erotic Indian Bodies
Release date: 10/6/2000
Reviewed on: 8/6/2001 by Evil_Rip
Studio: Avica
Review brief: Super Collection: Erotic Indian Bodies Studio: Avica Type: Indian, Asian, Import Starring: Nonny, Monak, Shelly, Wane, Rolla, Tom., Fawea, Duckku Director: Tomy Producer: Macc Gill First Impression: Wow very fancy credits at the beginning. And very beautiful Indian Women on the cover. And this DVD wasn't cheap either. This must be a high quality product. Opens with great picture quality Final Thoughts: Avoid this at all costs. If you have an Indian fetish, or are an Indian looking to see what Indian porn has to offer. This ain't it. This was a waste of my money, and it will be a waste of yours. This thing had no passion. No decent structure. The first 40 minutes are kinda softcore. You don't get to see anything! The chapter menu shows four scenes. [ /image ] --> But there are actually more than four, they just aren't stopped properly. There are a total of TWELVE. Well. I didn't like this DVD. But it's a lot more enjoyable than either Butt Sluts 2 or Penetration #1. Those are the DVDs to hate. This one was subpar.
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Buttman's Butt Freak 3
Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/3/2001 by Kobiata
Starring: Lexington Steele, Laura Black, Nacho Vidal, Zara Lee, Christy Parks, Kate Frost, Jessica Foster, Sara Bernat, Christoph Clark
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Buttman's Butt Freak 3 by John Stagliano Evil Angel DVD/ June 2001/ 137 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-sided Dual Layer Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Additional Features: - Fetish Menu - Extra Footage - Photo Gallery - Filmography - Cast List - Biography Starring: Sarah Bernat, Christy Parks, Laura Black, Zarah Lee, Kate Frost, and Jessica Foster Synopsis: It's a gonzo film shot by John Stagliano. Overall: I cannot really recommend this to viewers. That's all I have to say. DVD Quality: The first scene is the only one that is grainy. Although the video is encoded Extras: The DVD has a disappointing photo gallery. The only worthwhile part of the extra footage is when Laura Black cries after she deep throats and apologizes! LIKES: Although Laura Black was not the Laura Black I expected, she turns out a good performance albeit TOO extreme for my tastes especially the anal probing. Kate Frost gives u
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Release date: 11/5/2001
Reviewed on: 12/22/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Mercedes, Stella, Sabrine Maui, Tiffany Sight
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: (aka: Teenage Runaway Butts) Starring Katie Rochelle, August Night, Mercedies, Stella, Christy Haze, Tiffany Sights, and Sabrina Maui. Also starring Joey Silvera, TT Boy, Nacho Vidal, Lexington Steele, and Wesley Pipes. SCENE ONE : Katie Rochelle with Joey Silvera and Nacho Vidal. Joey gets good tease footage of this girl bending over a table, and bending over to pickup markers off the floor. Joey and Katie kiss, both are wearing glasses. He pulls her panties aside and rims her. They kiss more, their glasses are off. She rubs his crotch and then unbuttons his pants, she gives a bj. He walks away, in comes Nacho, he gets a bj. She is on the desk as all this is happening. Nacho walks around to get behind her and he fucks her pussy (doggy). They are now standing with her against the wall and him fucking her pussy more. They get back on the desk, Nacho fucks her pussy (missionary). They get up and she backs onto his dick (more vaginal) as she is bent over the desk. She now puts one leg on the desk.
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Release date: 12/24/2001
Reviewed on: 12/21/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Nick East, Ian Daniels, Steve Hatcher, Rod Fontana, Monique DeMoan, Gwen Summers, Joel Lawrence, Shelbee Myne, Rubee Tuesday, Brooklyn Rhodes
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Roy Karch
Review brief: Running Time: 79 min. Production Date: 2 / 20 / 2001 Director: Roy Karch Cast: Monique DeMoan, Gwen Summers, Shelby Myne, Brooklyn Rhodes, Rubee Tuesday, Joel Lawrence, Steve Hatcher, Ian Daniels, Nick East, and Rod Fontana Initial Expectations: Adam & Eve has done a pretty good job with their Premium Collection, which makes me expect a well done couples feature. Initial Reaction: Yawn. Who Should Watch It : Couples looking for very light porn Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for anything more than vaginal sex between two people Audio /Video Quality: When there isnt any music theres a kind of haze over the audio, kind of like wind noise even though the scenes may happen inside. The video is very clear and looks like it was give quite a bit of attention. Music: The music has a very soft and couples feel. Its balanced nicely although sometimes is just a hair loud.
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Release date: 4/12/2001
Reviewed on: 12/17/2001 by VictoriO
Starring: Vince Vouyer, Sandi, Mickey G., Christina, Erik Everhard, Monica, Mary, MoJo, Mario, Inga, Gauge, Sheila Scott, Blue Eyes, Red Julia
Studio: Diabolic
Directed by: Vince Vouyer
Review brief: 2 on 1 #7 (2000) Director: Vince Voyeur Starring: Gauge, Monica, Shiela Scott, Julia, Blue Eyes, Mary, Inga, Sandi, Christina, Erik Everhard, Vince Voyeur, Mario, Mickey G. & Mojo Special Features: Chapters (7), Photo Galleria, Trailers & Websites Company: Diabolic -I wanted to see this movie because it has a good female cast (Monica, Shiela Scott, etc...). I bet this should be good. Let us see... -Scene 1: Shiela Scott, Julia & Vince Voyeur Shiela Scott is so gorgeous! Soon, we see Vince with his Chinky Aaron Kwok hairdo (nice hair!). Both females go down on this guy before they both strip (showing their asses to the camera). How delightful! Shiela is hot over-fucking-all! So, Shiela rides Vince (reverse cowgirl) as Julia plays with herself. Very soon, Julia eats Shiela out as Vince takes her in missionary. Shiela also blows Vince in the middle of everything.
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Release date: 11/12/2001
Reviewed on: 12/17/2001 by VictoriO
Starring: Gia Regency, Cherie, Sixxx, Julie Ryan
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Joey Silvera's Service Animals III (2001) Director: Joey Silvera Starring: Julie Ryan, Sixx, Melissa West, Starla, Kaylee, Cherie, Gia Regency, Brandon Iron, TT Boy, Lee Stone, Jay Ashley & Wesley Pipes Special Features: Chapters (72), Photo Galleria (43), Fetish Menu, Cast Info & Websites Company: Evil Angel/ All Blew Shirts -In the September 2001 issue of Buttman magazine, there were still photos for this 'upcoming film' & it made me really want to see this film. I just hope that this will be as okay as the first installation of this series by Joey Silvera. What made me want to see this is the sexiness of Kaylee & Cherie! I hope that this will be good. Man, the DVD's menu looks excellent! -Scene 1: Julie Ryan & Brandon Iron Julie Ryan is a little hottie! The film opens up as we see her in a kitchen drinking some Ocean Spray juice & playing in her clit thru her crotchless panties. She teases us with her butt & puss. Brandon Iron arrives to the scene. Julie goes down on him. The blowjob is sloppy, at some points.
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Release date: 11/30/2001
Reviewed on: 12/15/2001 by Steve K.
Starring: Tera Patrick, Aria Debreaux, Pilar Versac, Bentan Arnegas, Vlad Benoulli, Aramas Feldina, Evan Jantz, Gunter Kellik, Villem Ojas, Selrahc Renard, David Sanreth
Studio: Digital Playground
Directed by: Joone
Review brief: Title : Hustler XXX Video #9 Director : Pierre Woodman Stars : Tera Patrick, Aria Debreaux, Pilar Versac Bentan Arnegas, Vlad Benoulli, Aramas Feldina Evan Jantz, Gunter Kellik, Villem Ojas, Selrahc Renard David Sanreth Running Time : 1hr15min Extras : Commentary by Tera Patrick, Behind-The- Scenes, and photo book. Review: Finally the second release from DP starring Tera Patrick. I was very dissapointed with Island Fever, and was optimistic about this release. Anything that has Tera Patrick in it, I get excited about. The premise of this movie is that Tera is telling "Forbidden Tales" to this CG man in a ventelator. I was really blown away how good Digital Playground was on graphics in this movie. But thats all I was blown away by. The sex in this movie was at most luke-warm, and that's being nice. Tera Patrick has about 3 scenes, and all 3 are not even up to Tera's standards. The audio is another problem for this dvd. While the sex is going on you can tell the sound & the sex are not n-sync.
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Release date: 5/10/2001
Reviewed on: 11/25/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Sean Michaels, Chaz Vincent, Mary Jane, Bobbi Bliss, Anastasia, Julian St. Jox, Envy, Santino Lee, Byron Long, Cherry, Roxxane, Pebbles, Norman Bates, Bronze, Anastasia Blue, Cherry Mirage, Chanel, Trinity, Tyler Wood, John E. Depth, Deja Blue, Jon Strong
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Sean Michaels
Review brief: Running Time: 118 min. Production Date: 2 / 17 / 2000 (cover) 3 / 23 / 2000 (feature) Director: Sean Michaels Cast: Anastasia Blue, Bobbi Bliss, Bronze, Chanel, Chaz Vincent, Deja Blue, Envy, Mary Jane, Pebbles, Roxxane, Cherry Mirage, Trinity, Jon Strong, Johny Depth, Norman Bates, Byron Long, Tyler Wood, Santino Lee, Julien St. Jox, and Sean Michaels Initial Expectations: Ive had very mixed results from this series, but some of the talent here makes me hope this is one of the better ones. Initial Reaction: Theres quite a few scenes here Ive seen before, which were very good, but most of the others are pretty average. Who Should Watch It : Fans of oral and interracial sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who doesnt like interracial action Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a little off balance and the dialogue is often very hard to hear. As usual, the video quality leaves much to be desired. Its a little grainy and very jerky, which makes it very hard to watch.
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Release date: 6/29/2001
Reviewed on: 11/18/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Jade, Erica Everest, Giselle Yum, Holly Payne, Leigh Anderson, Natalie Bach, Ali O'Neil, Kristy Karrington
Studio: Pleasure
Directed by: Jim Gunn
Review brief: Running Time: 108 min. Production Date: 09 / 1997 (cover) 11 / 1999 (feature) Director: Jim Gunn Cast: Ann McCormick, Ali ONeil, Erika Everest, Giselle Yum, Holly Payne, Kristy Karrington, Lee Anderson, and Natalie Bach Initial Expectations: Jim Gunn can make a very good lesbian feature, and Strap-On Sally 12 wasnt too bad, so Im expecting at worst a pretty average feature although it does have potential for something even better. Initial Reaction: Although there are a few good scenes, the bad scenes seem to control the movie. Who Should Watch It : Extreme fans of all girl action with toys Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants heterosexual sex or all natural all girl sex Audio /Video Quality: The movie seems to be broken into two styles, with a big change taking place about forty five minutes in. In the first part, the audio is often hard to hear, although its very clear in the second half.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 11/18/2001 by dumblonde
Studio: Legend
Review brief: Running length: 3 hrs 53 min. Female cast: Karen Dior, and a lot of maybes, couldbes and wannabes.. Male cast Karen Dior, and a few possiblies, some questionables, and one I don't even wanna know. Audio/Video: This was a compilation, so the video varied from crappy to atrocious. The sound varied from tolerable to horrible, with any spoken words garbled. Not that it matters really. The vast majority of the scenes just had loud, lousy porn music with no sex sounds. This could be a plus or minus, depending. Extras: Zero. The boxcover states it has interactive menus, it does not. General comments: I suppose I had it coming. I'm always shooting my mouth off about how nonjudgemental and open- minded I am, and actually requested some of the more..*less popular* titles be sent my way to review. Well, it's time to put my review where my mouth is, and prove that I'm absolutely up to the task. Maybe. I mean, I think I could be, possibly.
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Release date: 9/15/2001
Reviewed on: 11/13/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: John Decker, Alexandra Silk, Mila, Felecia, Yvonne, Anna Malle, Heaven Leigh, Jay Ashley, Tommy Gunn, Colt Steel
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Fred J. Lincoln
Review brief: -Cant skip all the intros leading into the feature- (NOTE : the scenes are simple and very short. With condoms used in most of the scenes.) SCENE ONE : Colt gets a bj by Alexandra Silk, he fucks her pussy, and cums on back. SCENE TWO : Anna takes a guys shirt off. She gives him a bj, he goes down on her, fucks her pussy (missionary), and she gets anal (doggy). Guy cums on her ass cheek. SCENE THREE : Yvonne, Felecia, and Anna in a lesbian scene. Oral and toys involved. SCENE FOUR : Heaven Lee and Colt in a bar setting. She gives bj and he fucks pussy on bar stool. He cums on her back. after taking a condom off. SCENE FIVE : Mila and two guys. She gives them both a bj back and forth. The one guy fingers her pussy, then she gets fucked in her pussy, she is soon dpd. Guy one cums on her back. Guy two cums on her tit. SCENE SIX (?) : Anna and Colt finally meet up. No sex, just colt feeling her up through her latex suit.
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Release date: 10/15/2001
Reviewed on: 11/1/2001 by CAPSULE
Starring: Brick Majors, Brian Surewood, Mark Davis, Jessica, Jewel, Ron Jeremy, Houston, April, Kitten, Bailey, Candy Cotton, Juliet Sheridon, Dominica Leoni, Sydnee Steele
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Anton Slayer
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Flesh Peddlers 9 by Michael Adam (90 min.) Featuring: Bailey, Sydnee Steele, Houston, Dominica Leoni, Juliet Sheridan, Jessica Jewel, Kitten, Candy Cotton, and April Synopsis: Fun in the sun sex! Overall: One word: Mediocre. DVD Quality: Metro's encoding technology is very poor. The image quality looks almost like VHS! Extras: This mediocre DVD comes with lo- tech extras such as a cheap gallery, phone sex adverts, and trailers. Metro must have fired their DVD production company since the trailers don't include a nice interface as earlier Metro DVD releases. Likes: April is great! Dislikes: Everything else, but specifically Ron Jeremy. SEX HIGHLIGHTS: Juliet Sheridan is unluckily paired with Ron Jeremy. I would have to say that he and Randy West must retire or be banned from starring in porn sex scenes. Juliet Sheridan is a below-average busty brunette that does not mind kissing the Ron before she gives him head. I wonder how many pills of Viagra he consumed before this scene.
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Release date: 12/15/2000
Reviewed on: 11/1/2001 by VictoriO
Starring: Leanni Lei, Jules Jordan, Dave Hardman, Mark Davis, Mia Smiles, Mark Anthony, Kianna Bradley, Giselle Yum, Jade Marcela, Sasha Cummings, Miko Lee, China Doll, Cindy Young, Herschel Savage
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Dion Giarrusso
Review brief: Cumback Pussy 27: Girls of the Asian Persuasion Year: 2000 Starring: Mia Smiles, Sasha Cummings, Mark Davis, Miko Lee, Mark Anthony, Giselle Yum, Kianna Bradley, China Doll, Herschel Savage, Leanni Lei, Jules, Jade Marcela, Dave Hardman, Cindy Young Special Features: Trailers (I didn't take the time to look at them), Photo Galleria, Chapters Company: Elegant Angel -I rented this DVD expecting so much. I was highly disappointed. This shit is mediocre at best! Elegant Angel makes some good films, but this film blows major hard! The 'Cumback Pussy' theme song is terrible & annoying. The sex is weak & the females are a bit tired looking in here. I like Leanni Lei, Jade Marcella & Giselle Yum but this film is a waste! Yet, it is one of the biggest bestsellers on DVD. Fuck all this! I don't even feel like doing a full review on this shit; it's not worth it nor my time. I recommend that you all see Leanni Lei in "Color Blind II", "Cumback Pussy 21" & "Bottom Feeders" (I wanna see her in "New Breed II").
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Release date: 8/14/2001
Reviewed on: 10/21/2001 by Endorphin
Starring: Shay Sweet, Shanna McCullough, Katie Gold, Melanie, Jordan McKnight, Holli Woods, Taylor Hayes, Alyssa Love, Alex Dane
Studio: Seymore Butts
Directed by: Seymore Butts
Review brief: Starring: Taylor Hayes, Melanie Stone, Shanna McCullough, Alyssa Love, Jordan McKnight, Holli Woods, Shay Sweet, Katie Gold, Alex Dane, Peter North, Tom Byron, Ron Jeremy, Sean Michaels Pros: Melanie Stones ass!!!, Taylor Hayes, Alyssa Loves look, nice skip to scene feature Cons: ass to mouth, Alyssa is always given head after it was in somebodys ass, licking guys assholes, one scene did not finish, Ron Jeremy, poor audio/video, no good chick ID Notable feature: Seymore Butts commentary. Though, I really didn't care enough for the DVD to rewatch it with commentary. Overall: There is plenty of enthusiasm and plenty of sex. Unfortunately that included sex and enthusiasm that I did not want to see. First, I cant stand seeing ass to mouth blowjobs. Alyssa makes sure she sucks every cock after it has been in every ass. Second, I dont like to see some guys asshole get licked. I dont have much of a desire to experience a tongue between my own ass cheeks and I CERTAINLY dont want to watch it done to some other guy.
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Release date: 10/16/2000
Reviewed on: 10/17/2001 by -lunacy-
Starring: Tyce Bune, Kathy, Claudio, Tony Eveready, Tia Davis, Sindee Williams, Patty Parker, Lasha Lane, Tree Sweet, Valentine, Tolana, Hunk Hollywood, Anaconda
Studio: Explosive
Review brief: DVD: 3200 Pounds of Cock Suckers Studio: Explosive Cost: $5-$20 Worth: $5.00 Overall Stars: 2 Audio: -2 Video: 3 Acting: 2 Heat: 1 Special Features: What special features? There are 2 options on the main menu; Play or Scene Selection -------------------------------------------------- ----- Overall impressions: There was a real lack of creativity to the scenes, a complete lack of concern for production value, and little to no passion or heat to the acting.
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Release date: 8/22/2001
Reviewed on: 10/13/2001 by BIGmike
Starring: Renata, Karen, Isis, Marcio, Camila, Carla Queen
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: [I have to start off with this.] NOTE to Elegant Angel/Patrick Collins. You have no idea of how to make a halfway decent transsexual film. You used the guys from Rogue Adventures, so why dont you take lessons and learn from Joey. You use very attractive transsexuals in this film, but the viewer misses the climax to four of the five scenes. With that said I will give the scene breakdowns: Transsexual performers rating: 4.5 SCENE ONE : Camila (TS) and guy. Camila is an attractive TS. She gives guy a bj and takes it up her ass in several positions. The guy cums on her tits. SCENE TWO : Caula (TS). She is another attractive TS, Barbara (female) and Fabio. They all do the oral thing. Barbara is dped somewhere in the scene. Fabio fucks the TS and she moans rather annoyingly. Fabio cums on TS face, she didnt cum. SCENE THREE : Carla (TS), Karen (female), and guy. Yet another TS that is attractive, but this scene is boring. Everyone gets penetrated except for the guy.
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Release date: 2/10/2001
Reviewed on: 10/11/2001 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Brick Majors, Steve Hatcher, Johnni Black, Shanna McCullough, Anita Cannibal, Sabrina Johnson, Jonathan Morgan, Mandi Frost
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Bud Lee
Review brief: Running Time: 90 min. Production Date: 3 / 18 / 1998 /P> Director: Bud Lee Cast: Johnni Black, Shanna McCullough, Mandi Frost, Anita Cannibal, Sabrina Johnson, Jonathan Morgan, Steve Hatcher, John Decker, Brick Majors, and Taylor Moore in a non- sex role Initial Expectations: Bud Lee normally makes a pretty decent couples feature, so thats about all Im expecting. Initial Reaction: Its pretty skippable. Who Should Watch It : Couples Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for very little plot or a lot of hardcore sex Audio /Video Quality: Both are very poor. The audio is normally very poor and uneven. The video has very noticeable pixelation through almost the entire movie. Both interfered with the movie quite a bit. Music: The music is normally pretty typical porn music, although it does slip in a little classical music, such as Beethovens Fur Elise. Unfortunately, its also overbearing through most of the feature.
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Release date: 12/20/2000
Reviewed on: 10/9/2001 by dumblonde
Starring: Ona Zee, Siobhan Hunter, Samantha Strong, Jeff Stryker, Stephanie Rage, Damien Cashmere, Nick Ferrar, Rocky DeLorenzo
Studio: Vivid Wave
Directed by: Paul Thomas
Review brief: Title: The Heiress Studio: Vivid Wave Running length: 90 minutes too long D.O.P. 11/20/00 is only date given Writer/Director: Paul Thomas Female cast:Samantha Strong, Stephanie Rage, Sioban Hunter, Ona Zee Male cast: Jeff Stryker, Nick Ferrar, Lou Paul, Damien Cashmere (Randy West)? Audio/Video: Bad. Only because of what you CAN see and hear. Perhaps duct tape over the camera lens would have been an improvement. You can always use your MUTE button to help things along as well. OK, speaking strictly about the A/V only, it still wasn't good, especially during the sex scenes. At times too shadowy, and only a couple of different angles used detracted from any enjoyment. Or, maybe not. Extras: some good previews, with Raquel Darrien and Alexandra Silk. Some trailers were also on the flip side. General comments: Let's just say that Randy West was the least offensive thing in this whole production. That should be enough to lose a few readers right there, and I understand.
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Release date: 8/22/2001
Reviewed on: 10/8/2001 by Kobiata
Starring: Teri Starr, Emily, Deva Station, Tyler [I] (ambiguous), Brittany O'Neil, Heather Lynn, Raylin, Jaguire, Kelly Bernard
Studio: Elegant Angel
Review brief: Blowjob Adventures of Dr.
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Release date: 8/8/2001
Reviewed on: 9/23/2001 by CAPSULE
Starring: Tom Byron, Lexi Eriksson, Nyrobi Knight, Sean Michaels, Felecia, Jake Steed, Vicca, Johnni Black, Alexis Dane, Jacklyn Lick, Monique, Midori, Papillion, Lil' Bit, Colt Steel
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Elegant Angel's Cumback Pussy 2 Featuring: Li'l Bit, Johnni Black, Felecia, Jacqueline Lick, Monique, Midori, Nyrobi Knight, Lexi Ericsson, Alex Dane, Vicca, and Papillion Call me modern in my ways, but this older generation of pornstars don't do it for me. Johnni, Li'l Bit, Felecia, Jacqueline Lick, Monique, Midori, Nyrobi Knight, and Papillion. One scene that was explosive was the one that starred Alex Dane and Lexi Ericcson paired up with Jake Steed and Tom Byron. Alex Dane is a mix of several heritages, which would explain her exotic appearance. Leix Ericcson is a petite blonde that has a natural body. When the lesbian sex concluded, each lady sucked his cock until it was hard. Thereafter, they rode his dick. Tom Byron cannot resist so he enters the scene and has Lexi blow him. While Alex takes Tom up her ass, Jake fucks Lexi's box. Being the experienced lady that she is, Alex lets Jake fuck her ass while she lets Tom fuck her mouth.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 9/7/2001 by Rumplestilt Skin
Starring: Dyanna Lauren, Christy Canyon, Nikki Tyler, Jenteal, Janine Lindemulder, Chasey Lain, Alexis Christian
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Brad Armstrong
Review brief: You could dress Jenteal up in workmens clothes and boots and shed still be sexy. Unfortunately, although Ms Teal looks absolutely stunning in this skin flick, she cannot save it from the mess it is. Directed by Brad Armstrong, WTBA9 starts off well with Christy Canyon licking Jenteals pussy and ass, but the scene is way too short, and is marred with Armstrongs fancy for putting inanimate objects in the way of the action. This trend of interrupting the lesbian sex for the sake of art has no place in porn - to my mind anyway. Were then shown another sex-bomb, Chasey Lain, in the role of a tarot card reader, which leads us into the next scene starring Chasey, Janine and Dyanna Lauren. The direction is appalling although the girls look stunning. Just as the action appears to be hotting up, Armstrong puts the brakes on it again and were stuck in a sort of Andrew Blake style mode; attractive girls, nice scenery but youre not likely to get a boner. Or wet if youre a chick. Nikki Tyler cant even save the day in a scene set during the 1950s.
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Release date: 1/5/2001
Reviewed on: 9/5/2001 by Diville
Starring: Nick East, Ian Daniels, Randy West, Cheyenne Silver, J.J. Michaels, Dolly Golden, Lexington Steele, Charmane Star, Ava Vincent, Veronica Caine
Studio: Legend
Directed by: Jerome Tanner
Review brief: Starring: Charmane Star, Cheyenne Silver, Jewel Valmont, Barrett Moore, Dolly Golden, Ian Daniels, J.J. Michaels, Nick East, Randy West, Lexington Steele Directed By: Jerome Tanner As a reviewer of porn it is my responsibility to be opinionated. And pathetic. But I don't think I'm supposed to dole out advice while being either. You're smart people; I know because you're computer users and dumb people can't type. Yet, I feel the need to offer some words of wisdom: If you're female and you look like Charmane Star or Cheyenne Silver, don't waste your time in porn movies most of us wouldn't want to waste our time watching. You can do better for yourself dancing on the road or appearing in movies that don't star Randy West. Don't work on a lesser person's terms, don't eat suspect seafood, never bet on another man's trick.
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Release date: 3/27/2001
Reviewed on: 8/18/2001 by Rieekan
Starring: Kyle Stone, Alyssa Allure, Obsession, Randee Lee, Sunny, Sledge Hammer, Idalis Hunter, Stoney Curtis
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Stoney Curtis
Review brief: * DIRECTOR: Brian Cheeks Williams (1997) * DURATION: »85mins * FEMMES: Alyssa Allure, Idalis Hunter, Obsession, Randee Lee & Sunny. WELCOME to Rieekan Review #5 Cock Hounds. Cock Hounds was a free DVD from a recent fivestardvd order. I originally chose Climax Shots 4: Jacked In The Box but Evil_Rips review persuaded me to change. Cock Hounds didnt look or sound very promising but I felt the need for a raincoater and it was the next trashiest DVD. My own folly ... There is some attempt at a set-up in each of the scenes but they shouldnt have bothered at all. I was particularly unimpressed when the first scene tried to convince me that Alyssa Allure was a babe. Basically, Cock Hounds has five unrelated gonzo scenes. SCENE 1: Alyssa Allure & Sledgehammer. Alyssa is exceptionally unattractive and it boggles the mind as to why Sledgehammer and Stoney get excited when they see her. She sucks the Sledges mighty meat in his car but this isnt pretty to watch.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/18/2001 by Speelie
Starring: Allison, Michaela, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Lucie, Domilika Baumanova
Studio: Private
Directed by: Christoph Clark
Review brief: Directed by Christoph Clark Released on DVD 6/2001 (on VHS circa 1997) Cast: Alison, Miluse, Eva, DominikaBaumanova, Lucie, Michaela, Sylvie (aka Sylvia Saint), Mishi, Kris Newz, Jean-Yves LeCastel, John Walton, Christoph Clark The Gaia series was Private's attempt to shed some of their hardcore, Euro-anal-fucking image, and collect a piece of the couples' market. This was the first movie in the Gaia line, and the concept was quickly considered a failure, so much so that by the final Gaia movie (#6 Profession: Porn Actress) Clark had already reverted to his usual boyz get their rocks off formula. What this and its successors have in common with Clark's The Perversion of Barbara and the Laure Sinclair movies he shot for Marc Dorcel is that all show his early style. In the mid-90's Clark, perhaps at the request of his producers, shot fast paced movies, with up to 8 separate scenes in 90 minutes. The focus was on showing pretty women, and the action was usually anal.
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Release date: 6/5/2001
Reviewed on: 8/12/2001 by astroknight
Starring: Deborah Wells, Ron Jeremy, Robert Malone, Yves Baillat, Sunny McKay, Philippe Soine, Rita Olivsky, Luigi De Giostri, Mario De sica, Patrick Le Nain, Richard Voicin, Christoph Clark
Studio: Plum Productions
Directed by: Mario Salieri
Review brief: Running Time: 78 min. Production Date: 1992 Director: Mario Salieri Cast: Sunny McKay, Deborah Wells, Lynn Le May, Rita Olivsky, Jasmine, Christophe Clark, Philippe Soine, Yves Ballard, Richard Voicin, Ron Jeremy, Robert Malone, Luigi Giostri, Patrick le Nain, and Mario de Sica Initial Expectations: Considering the only other film Ive seen from Mario Salieri, namely Dracula , sucked, I dont have much hope for I> Arabica either. Initial Reaction: Its highly inconsistent movie, but does have some hot sex. The DVD as a whole, however, is pretty poor. Who Should Watch It : Fans of Deborah Wells and people who like forced sex Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants to see mostly consensual sex Audio /Video Quality: The French audio doesnt appear to be too bad. The English audio is dubbed and sounds ridiculous, which is par for the course for dubbed audio. I could barely keep from laughing through most of the audio. Ron Jeremy and Sunny McKay are dubbed in both languages.
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Release date: 10/6/2000
Reviewed on: 8/6/2001 by Evil_Rip
Studio: Avica
Review brief: Super Collection: Erotic Indian Bodies Studio: Avica Type: Indian, Asian, Import Starring: Nonny, Monak, Shelly, Wane, Rolla, Tom., Fawea, Duckku Director: Tomy Producer: Macc Gill First Impression: Wow very fancy credits at the beginning. And very beautiful Indian Women on the cover. And this DVD wasn't cheap either. This must be a high quality product. Opens with great picture quality Final Thoughts: Avoid this at all costs. If you have an Indian fetish, or are an Indian looking to see what Indian porn has to offer. This ain't it. This was a waste of my money, and it will be a waste of yours. This thing had no passion. No decent structure. The first 40 minutes are kinda softcore. You don't get to see anything! The chapter menu shows four scenes. [ /image ] --> But there are actually more than four, they just aren't stopped properly. There are a total of TWELVE. Well. I didn't like this DVD. But it's a lot more enjoyable than either Butt Sluts 2 or Penetration #1. Those are the DVDs to hate. This one was subpar.
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Release date: 7/8/2001
Reviewed on: 8/3/2001 by Kobiata
Starring: Lexington Steele, Laura Black, Nacho Vidal, Zara Lee, Christy Parks, Kate Frost, Jessica Foster, Sara Bernat, Christoph Clark
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: John Stagliano
Review brief: Buttman's Butt Freak 3 by John Stagliano Evil Angel DVD/ June 2001/ 137 Minutes DISC FEATURES Specifications: - DVD-Video - Single-sided Dual Layer Aspect Ratio(s): - 4:3 Audio: - English Standard Features: - Interactive Menus - Scene Access Additional Features: - Fetish Menu - Extra Footage - Photo Gallery - Filmography - Cast List - Biography Starring: Sarah Bernat, Christy Parks, Laura Black, Zarah Lee, Kate Frost, and Jessica Foster Synopsis: It's a gonzo film shot by John Stagliano. Overall: I cannot really recommend this to viewers. That's all I have to say. DVD Quality: The first scene is the only one that is grainy. Although the video is encoded Extras: The DVD has a disappointing photo gallery. The only worthwhile part of the extra footage is when Laura Black cries after she deep throats and apologizes! LIKES: Although Laura Black was not the Laura Black I expected, she turns out a good performance albeit TOO extreme for my tastes especially the anal probing. Kate Frost gives u
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