Die Spermakonigin Review

Reviewed by Grammarian  on  4/21/2003

OK fellas, it's about time I added my two cents here. I have a lot of GGG DVDs and will be adding reviews regularly from now on. In fact, that's about the only thing I'll watch these days. Of course, noone could top FacIan's contribution but I'll give it my best shot (sic).

My first task is to warn you about GGGs that I've considered to be a complete waste of time and money. There aren't many like that. Usually there's at least one or two good scenes. But Die Spermakoenigen doesn't really have much going for it except the buxom blonde covergirl. Physically, she's quite a bombshell but unfortunately it's clear from the look on her face whilst getting spooged on that she considers sperm to be about as tasty as lye or sulpheric acid. There are only three cumshot scenes and one of them focuses on the ass of the secondary target, where a number of men deposit their loads. It could be anyone's ass, though, so I wasn't impressed. The other two scenes are mainly shot as a closeup of the covergirl on her back taking multiple pops on lips and chin. She's not a happy camper. In the latter of the two facial scenes, there's another girl there keeping the poor covergirl company, and I'd preferred to have seen her take the pop shots; she seemed strangely fascinated by the goings-on. Anyway, maybe there are some moments when she doesn't look tortured and disgusted but they are few and far between. Also, being a big fan of glazed boobs and pearl necklaces, I was quite disappointed that JT rarely if ever takes the camera off the covergirls contorted face to show us any other part of her. I know if I was in the group, I'd have aimed for her tits just to give her scrunched-up face a rest. I'm sure she would have thanked me.

Anyway, the bottom line is: Die Spermakoenigen looks appetizing on the cover, but you're better spending your money on a hamburger (oder Wuerstchen, wenn du deutsch kannst) and a couple beers. Or better yet, you can't go wrong with any of FacIan's picks. My personal favorites are Marina's Spermatraeume (Marina's Sperm Dreams), Bitte Bitte 30X vollspritzen (Please, Please Plaster Me 30X), Spermasucht der Titten (Sperm Addicted Tits) and...well, to be continued.

Summary: I watched Die Spermakoenigen once and haven't bothered to watch it again. Feel free to disagree with me, though. It's all relative ;-)

Grammarian