Grammarian has reviewed 4 adult movies .
Grammarian's Movie Reviews (4)
Release date: 5/13/2003
Reviewed on: 5/13/2003
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Highlights: Huge tits, cocksucking, post-cumshot blowjobs, facial plasterings, glazed knockers, some light BDSM in the form of a black strap wrapped around the spooge target's eyes and head, and one peeing scene with the covergirl from 'Die Spermasuenderin'. Cumshots: Many Overall evaluation: 4.2 out of 5 General comments 666 films are basically the same as GGG (you'll notice that GGG is the alphabetic representation of 666) except that 666 usually have at least one urination scene and some light BDSM. I personally don't have any interest in peeing action of any kind. (For all you Seinfeld fans: Not that there's anything wrong with that! :-) But I had seen the covergirl of this 666 film already once in GGG's 'Titten auf Spermasuche' and figured she'd be worth the risk. My hope was that the covergirl would take all the cumshots and leave the being-pee'd-on to someone else, and that's exactly what I got. So all you golden shower fans: better not purchase the DVD in the hopes that the gorgeous blonde, huge-titted covergirl will get pissed on.
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Release date: 5/5/2003
Reviewed on: 4/30/2003
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: Now that I've reviewed a couple of GGGs that I don't like, it's time to get to the good stuff. Highlights: Facial plastering, swallowing, lesbian sex, fucking, cocksucking, snowballing. Cumshots: At least 25 (most of us raincoaters can't count much higher without getting distracted ;-) Unfortunately, too many squirrels on the set this time around. "Sperma ist fuer alle da (Sperm Enough To Go Around)" features a covergirl exactly to my taste: not too young, not too glamorous, dark-eyed, dark-haired and with a soft-voiced, humble demeanor that totally belies the fact that she just spent 10 minutes kneeling on the floor while multiple guys plaster her face with their sticky goo. Generally I don't pay much attention to the GGG interviews even though I do speak German because they're mostly JT asking stupid questions about sperm and the girls nodding and saying 'Ja...' But this girl, Sandra, has a great perspective.
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Release date: 9/5/2002
Reviewed on: 4/21/2003
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: This is my second GGG review. As I mentioned in my first review of Die Spermakoenigin I want to first focus on the poorer GGG releases before I get to the good stuff in the hopes that my contribution will save someone some money and disappointment. Betty - Die Schluckweltmeisterin is...well, I can't watch it. I suggest you just read Mercury's review. He's pretty much summed it up. My theory is that Betty recognizes that JT doesn't appear to have any trouble finding an endless horde of girls that are generally more attractive and better-adjusted than she is and she's starting to get an inferiority complex. So she overacts and makes funny faces while getting plastered. Well, dear Betty, everyone knows the avg. porn actress' career is 3 years. Maybe it's time for you to get a job in the front office. IMO JT finally is seeing that Betty has become a liability for GGG and that's why she isn't seen much anymore. Basically, she's become over-the-top raunchy without any trace of eroticism.
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Release date: 4/21/2003
Reviewed on: 4/21/2003
Studio: GGG
Directed by: John Thompson
Review brief: OK fellas, it's about time I added my two cents here. I have a lot of GGG DVDs and will be adding reviews regularly from now on. In fact, that's about the only thing I'll watch these days. Of course, noone could top FacIan's contribution but I'll give it my best shot (sic). My first task is to warn you about GGGs that I've considered to be a complete waste of time and money. There aren't many like that. Usually there's at least one or two good scenes. But Die Spermakoenigen doesn't really have much going for it except the buxom blonde covergirl. Physically, she's quite a bombshell but unfortunately it's clear from the look on her face whilst getting spooged on that she considers sperm to be about as tasty as lye or sulpheric acid. There are only three cumshot scenes and one of them focuses on the ass of the secondary target, where a number of men deposit their loads. It could be anyone's ass, though, so I wasn't impressed. The other two scenes are mainly shot as a closeup of the covergirl on her back taking multiple pops on lips and chin. She's not a happy camper.
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