Sperma ist fuer alle da Review

Reviewed by Grammarian  on  4/30/2003

Now that I've reviewed a couple of GGGs that I don't like, it's time to get to the good stuff.

Highlights: Facial plastering, swallowing, lesbian sex, fucking, cocksucking, snowballing.
Cumshots: At least 25 (most of us raincoaters can't count much higher without getting distracted ;-) Unfortunately, too many squirrels on the set this time around.

"Sperma ist fuer alle da (Sperm Enough To Go Around)" features a covergirl exactly to my taste: not too young, not too glamorous, dark-eyed, dark-haired and with a soft-voiced, humble demeanor that totally belies the fact that she just spent 10 minutes kneeling on the floor while multiple guys plaster her face with their sticky goo. Generally I don't pay much attention to the GGG interviews even though I do speak German because they're mostly JT asking stupid questions about sperm and the girls nodding and saying 'Ja...' But this girl, Sandra, has a great perspective. Standing there with a totally glazed mug, JT asks her whether she wants to wash off before the next day's shoot, she says: "Ah, I guess I'll just leave it on till tomorrow...it's so sticky." Then she giggles. What a sense of humor, how can you not love the girl? Other excerpts from the interview:

JT: So how was it? Swallowing all that cum...was it a problem?
Sandra: No, not really, actually it was easy for me. I'd never had that much sperm in my mouth before. It was quite an interesting experience.
JT: Did it make you sick afterwards?
Sandra: No, I didn't feel sick at all.

And such a pretty, humble smile! I'm glad she didn't get sick. But enough of the peripherals, let's get to the action.

Scene 1 features Sandra first masturbating on her hands and knees with a big dildo. She has flaxen hair, olive skin, and perfect boobs, probably about a 36C. There follows what another GGG reviewer has aptly called the 'patented GGG boring fuck scene' where Sandra gets heartily boffed, first without a cock in her mouth, then with. She appears to prefer the latter. I couldn't agree more.

After getting pummelled in various positions, the scene cuts to her kneeling on the floor with her hands between her legs which has the pleasant effect of pushing her gorgeous brown breasts together. Looks like JT invested in an overhead camera just so he could get all the facial blasts unobstructed by unsightly male hips and legs. Good thinking, John!

At this point the plastering begins:

CS #1 Lands mostly on her upper lip and oozes onto her tongue. Little watery but still oozing while...
CS #2 splatters her left cheek, lays across her nose like a big white band-aid, drenches her eyelash, and covers most of the left side of her face. Ding, ding, we have a winner! Next thing you know she's got another cock in her mouth, then she switches to yet another cock while the other one (CS#3) proceeds to further drench the already glazed left side of her face. And she keeps right on sucking. Too often GGG scenes turn into passive bukkake-style plasterings. I like a girl who is an active partipant. Bravo, Sandra!

By now her face is like a glazed doughnut and her black hair all muffed up, draped across and partially stuck to her comely face. The suckee pulls back and another cock appears from behind her for CS#4. But we are disappointed: he's a squirrel and does nothing but push her hair around with his lame cock. She smiles though, so she must have gotten at least a morsel. She tries to brush the hair out of her face but it sticks like cheap hairspray. Next, two cocks appear on each side of her face for CS#5 and CS#6. Both are pretty drippy and watery, no glue there. Sandra takes a few seconds to lick her lips clean before CS#7 appears and shoots seven or eight multiple jets onto her forehead and in her eye and hair. A little watery but I have to give him a Winner for projectile velocity. CS#8 follows without delay but this loser must be related to the squirrel from CS#4. Still, Sandra is totally plastered and spends a couple minutes using her fingers to move cum from her face into her mouth. Then, there's a cut and switch to Sandra on her back, still plastered, getting fucked. She takes a couple wads on her pussy (CS#9/ and CS#10) as the scene comes to a close with a close-up on her glazed face. Somehow, her lipstick isn't even smudged. I guess neatness counts, especially for Germans ;-)

After the interview scene described above the timer is at 24:11. All in all, I'll give this scene a 4.8 because I think Sandra is a goddess there's a fairly good plastering involved with no stupid garment covering her chest. The only thing lacking is that not very much of the spooge lands on her beautiful brown breasts, which is definitely a disappointment to pearl necklace fans like me. Also, the fellas need to either watch their diet or wank less frequently because there seem to be way to many squirrels on GGG sets these days. Oh well, you can't have everything, at least not in a single scene.

Scene 2 is a perfect example of the excessive GGG clusterfuck with a disappointing ending. After an interesting beginning in which a row of female butts appear in a wall of black paper with butt-sided holes ripped in it, you will yawn from 25:00 till about 41:00 when a cute blonde with puts on big sunglasses and rubs her cute boobs whilst taking a few mediocre wads in her mouth. At some point she spits the whitish glob into a goblet and smiles. Then a nameless off-camera girl pours the glob into her mouth. She chokes a bit, swallows, and smiles. I'll give this a 3.0 because I think the girl is cute. But the sperm is in short supply. I'm not impressed.

The final scene features Sandra and Manuela from Runterschlucken in a long lesbian scene, then cocksucking and fucking from about 44:00 to 1:03:00. Fast-forward material, mostly. At that point, they are on their backs kissing while 3 guys dump mediocre loads onto their lips and faces. Manu collects as much as she can in her mouth, as usual. Then comes a another series of at least 9 or 10 mediocre popshots with the girls on their knees starting at about 1:06:00 and continuing until Lucie joins in at about 1:11:00. I'm not going to describe or grade them all. Let it suffice to say that there's very little glue and too much time between shots. Still, the girls are very attractive and there are some notable facials and swallowings. But if you're looking for gluey plasterings and simulpops, this scene won't do it for you. I'd give it a 4.0 though, just because the women are so damned good-looking. The scene ends with Lucie from Spermasalon taking a few wads on her face, squinting (she needs to stop doing that) and shaking her huge tits around while Manu squeezes them. That's a very nice image but unfortunately most of the spooge is already dried and soaked in by then.

I'd have to give this scene a 4.0 just because the women are so damned attractive and Lucie has such big natural tits. All in all, I'll give the movie a 4.0 for the same reason. But Scene 1 is the only one with a bona-fide cum bath and it's a little to short on sperm to be a real winner.

FacIan, this review writing is quite time-consuming. How do you find time? Anyway, hope you find this info useful and I'll add reviews in the coming weeks as time allows. -Grammarian