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Black & Wild 4
Release date: 7/31/2002
Reviewed on: 9/21/2002 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Ice, Dick McGee, Fantasy, Tease, Nika, Domineko, John E. Depth, Nautica, D. Sparky
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: D. Sparky
Review brief: Black & Wild 4 Hustler Directed by D. Sparky Starring: Ice, Tease, Nautica, Nika Chanel, Fantasy, John E Depth, Mr Marcus, Domineko. Appearances by D. Sparky & Dick McGee Running time: 1hr 32mins A guy called Dick McGee ad-libs an intro to this all-sex, all-black movie - apparently they're seeking a contract girl for Inner City Squad Productions and this is the audition. His babbling is a laugh, but director D. Sparky echoes my thoughts when he pops out from behind the camera, saying, "Let's get to fucking". Nautica On hand are hopeful Nautica and stud John E. Depth. She has big eyes and a relatively tight body with a few tattoos. Having John strip for her warms her up - daftly shot from behind his back. She daintily sucks his cock, and then suddenly she's nude, climbing aboard his big dick. She works her ass; he lifts her up, still fucking her and lays her down in missionary to fuck some more. Her pussy looks tight and wet.
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Jeff Stryker Does Hard Time
Release date: 4/10/2002
Reviewed on: 9/19/2002 by TouchDown Tony
Studio: Stryker Productions
Review brief: Starring Jeff Stryker, Randy Savino, Jackson Price, Bad McGuire, Daniel Reed, Kurt Wagner, Dante Foxx, Sarabia Special Features include: Behind the Scenes Footage, Music Video, Gallery, Trailers. Can we say "Jeff Stryker's Casting Couch Sessions" boyz and... well, boyz? For that is what this little endeavor seems to be. Unlike others, I have few problems whatsoever with the immortally youthful Jeff Stryker. After all these years, he has maintained his fit, sculpted body, while maintaining his somewhat aloof and diffident air. He still growls his dirty talk as if he was an adolescent discovery the value of vocabulary for the very first time. Added to all that, he still sports the thick, hard as a rock, lengthy erection that made him a star in the first place. If I were to complain about Jeff Stryker, I would have to say that his charisma level tends to falter the longer that he continues to maintain the charismatic qualities of a Mattel product come to life, em, make that larger than life. For, to me, Jeff Stryker is the living incarnation of Barbie's playmate, Ken.
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Joey Silvera's Service Animals 10
Release date: 9/13/2002
Reviewed on: 9/16/2002 by BIGmike
Starring: Ashley Blue, Chloe Dior, Julie Night, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Developed & Shot by Joey Silvera SCENE ONE : Ann Marie, a pretty incredible looking and natural brunette, gets this party started by kissing and getting felt up by Joey Silvera. She gives some oral and slaps him around, finishing him off with a double fist-pumping jerk off to end a good opening scene, with a girl who knows how to take charge. SCENE TWO : Brandon Iron and Joey Silvera spot Ashley Blue on the side of a road hitchhiking and wearing a very skimpy outfit. They pull up to her in a van and see that she is a hot 18-year-old brunette who wants a ride to the beach. Joey opens the door to the van and she climbs in back, he then asks her if she wants to go to a party and asks her to stick that beautiful ass out. Balloons are floating around in the back and some of the string gets wrapped around her neck, perhaps by Joey, but not visibly. Brandon drives on as Joey gets a little rough with her, slapping her face and squeezing her small, natural tits.
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Ultimate Pictures Tells... The Naked Truth
Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 9/15/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Azlea, Ashton Moore
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. (cover states 83 min.) Production Date: 6 / 11 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Ashton Moore, Shay Sweet, Danielle Rogers, Azlea Antisia, Kelsey (Heart), Ian Daniels, Tony Martino, and Brick Majors Initial Expectations: I havent heard too much about this one, so Im not expecting too much even though it is a Nick Orleans feature. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to realize why a lot of couples movies are made fun of Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of chemistry, heat, and energy Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally pretty clear and well balanced. The video is also pretty clear, but there is a little bit of grain. As often happens in Nick Orleans features, theres a fair amount of slow motion, but its normally nicely done. This means theres also a fair amount of dubbing, but its normally done pretty well also. Music: As with most of Nick Orleans features, Saint provides the music, which is almost always a very good thing.
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Cruisers
Release date: 4/4/2002
Reviewed on: 9/14/2002 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Pleasure
Review brief: Its been five years since Cal Jenson has seen his high school buddies so he has planned a reunion. Cal was a slender good-looking blond in 1989 the year this film was made, and its hard to imagine any friend of his staying away for such a length of time. We first see him here out on the patio clad only in a towel with Hans Mueller (who must have transferred from a German high school). Hans was a chunky guy who no doubt had his fans, but I was never one of them. Rod Lance comes looking for them. He tells Cal that he cant come to the reunion because he has just admitted himself to a drug rehab center. Rod was a tall bleached blond with a good-sized dick. They bid him farewell by feeling him up and taking off his clothes. (Cal drops his towel, too.) Hans gives his lance a lick and Cal goes down on his rod. Both fuck him. Michael Bowland, a cute kid, arrives just as Cal is on his way to pick up two of the guys for the party. Soon after Cal leaves Andrew Michaels and Terry King arrive. Andrew was one of those straight guys who supplemented their income in gay porn.
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Jeff Stryker Does Hard Time
Release date: 4/10/2002
Reviewed on: 9/8/2002 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Stryker Productions
Review brief: For several years Jeff Stryker toured in a show called Hard Time. This played on his big success in Powertool, a prison flick he made in 1987 which won lots of awards and introduced the big prick to gay viewers. So when this film boldly announces that it was three years in the making and cost hundreds of thousands of dollars its including the run and cost of the stage show in this outlandish statement. This hardcore version begins with a subway troubadour strumming a guitar and singing a laudatory song about Jeff doing it his way, or doing it the hard way, or something. Its hard to hear all the words because of the subways echo and the poor recording, which is something we probably should be thankful for. We first meet Jeff as he is ostensibly holding auditions for his stage show. As Randy Savino struggles through the script in a way that would have most directors saying, Dont call us, well call you, Jeff obviously sees more performance possibilities in this guy than we do. That was great! he intones Now come down here and suck my dick.
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Scoring Big
Release date: 4/17/2002
Reviewed on: 9/6/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Matt Douglas, Court Logan, Kurt Wagner
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: SCORING BIG is another of those films with a sport theme. These are designed to give us the fantasy of athletic jocks being gay. In most instances we can very easily believe the guys are gay; it is much more difficult to imagine them as jocks. Scoring Big, for example begins with our performers ineptly kicking a soccer ball around. They are not even on a par with the rejects from a high school girls team. The credits having now rolled by we find ourselves with four players. Neo, Baressis latest twink discovery, says, Lets play some real ball, and he and Deacon Frost go off together. Good idea, Kyle Richards affirms. Lets go, says Kurt Wagner and these other two head off together. When we see Neo and Deacon again both are already naked on the bed and Deacon is sucking Neos cock. Neo is a skinny kid with a nice stiff cock. The tips of his hair are bleached. He looks to be no more than 18 and three days. Deacon appears to be thirty-something, looks a bit like Al Gore, and probably thinks gym is something spelled J-i-m.
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Naughty College School Girls 21
Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 9/4/2002 by flash
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Joel Lawrence, Margo, Dillion Day, Gabriella Banks, Desert Rose, Hanna Hunter, Carmen Luvana, Fiona Bones, Mario Rossi
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Andre Madness, Scott Taylor
Review brief: Viewers who like tame sex, couples and those who enjoy a collegiate theme, may extract some pleasure from this film. Those who are fans of Desert Rose will definitely want to, at the least, give this film a rental since she gives a wonderful sexual performance here. Viewers who like nasty films or like a plot to hold together their sex scenes will find this film an easy one to pass on. If you are interested in purchasing this film I heartily recommend giving the film a rental first so you don't end up wasting your money.
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Threesomes & Then Some
Release date: 7/23/2002
Reviewed on: 9/2/2002 by joeblow69
Studio: Video 10
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Starring: Vladislav Juracka, Marcel Manigati, Josef Cernan, Pavel Ondek, Michal Gola, Vit Pokorny, Pavel Porges, Ivan Plop, Pavel Vichera, Robin Lycka, Radek Holubar, Zdenek Valenta, Lukas Roubicek, Michal Dvorak Story: Threesones and Then-somes is a compilation containing scenes from five different Euro flicks. The don't match any of the names to the faces, so I really have no clue who any of these guys are. Scene One, from "The Layover" Starring: Vladislav Juracka, Marcel Manigati, Josef Cernan Boy, right off the bat things are looking pretty boring. A really cute buff guy sucks off two scrawny twinky boys. He's very good at the standard Euro blowjob: he never seems to take more than an inch or two in his mouth. Eventually they switch over to fucking, but the camera angles really stink. Either it's a wide shot where you can't see anything, or an extreme closeup. Everything I've ever said bad about euro-porn is repeated over and over in this scene.
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Virgin Pink 11
Release date: 1/10/2002
Reviewed on: 8/24/2002 by bono-ONE
Starring: Misty Winter, Ally, Angel Cummings, Danny Love, Zack Miles, Payton, C.C. Love
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Angel Cummings
Review brief: This is an amateur series which is released through Metro. I am not sure what to expect so let's see what we shall see. We start out with an interview segment and it sounds like the girls name is Rumeeka,?, and that she is from the Czech Republic. After some more Q & A we get to some action as she sucks on her mans cock. She has a modest pair of breasts and a decent ass. There is some oral performed on her as well. He also uses his fingers on her and we get to see her legs flail about before she turns over and he eats her in the doggy position. The first intercourse is also done in doggy. We also see him stand over her face and skull fuck her. We move on then to some mish sex, then some finger to pussy play, and back again to doggy. There is a decent facial pop to end this rather ordinary scene. Next up is an attractive redhead whose name is Misty Winters. We get the same pre-sex interview with Misty adn ther is a guy sitting with her fondling her pert breasts.
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Tit's For You
Release date: 6/6/2002
Reviewed on: 8/24/2002 by bono-ONE
Starring: Tina, Monika, Bridgette, Aniko, Sandor, Agnes, Richard, Santana
Studio: Metro
Review brief: This is a movie dealing with big breasts and as this is a new studio to me I am not sure what to expect. The first girl up is called Monika and folks this is a large woman. Her nipples are the size of catalopes and her actual breasts are as big as honeydew melons. If you are into large breasted girls with a matching large frame then this girl is for you. We see her on a bed wearing white panties and she is rubbing all around those mammoth breasts. Eventually a cock is presented and we get some blowjob action. There is some sideways vaginal penetration and she also rides him reverse cowgirl. We also get some doggy sex and those hooters just hang and sway as he thrusts into her pussy. There is some mish and then some titty fucking and with how big those puppies are he could have used his leg to put between them,lol. This goes on for a bit before he shoots his load onto her tits. Next up is Tina who is blond and has a nice face and a nice pair of breasts.
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Private Gold 53: Center Of Sex
Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 8/20/2002 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Felecia, Mark Davis, Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Syren, Bridgette Kerkove, Sophie Evans, Nikita Denise, Joey Ray, Samantha Sterlyng, Toni Ribas
Studio: Private
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Review brief: Center of Sex Private Directed by Antonio Adamo Starring: Bridgette Kerkove, Felecia, Nikita Denise, Samantha Sterling, Sophie Evans, Syren, Toni Ribas, Mark Davis, Erik Everhard, Pat Myne, Joey Ray Running time: 1hr 38mins Antonio Adamo directs this slick but flimsy tale of Bruce and Diana, a couple (played by the real-life pairing of Toni Ribas and Sophie Evans) who come to Los Angeles to further the husband's fledgling career as a porn scriptwriter. After their arrival at a familiar beautiful house, they meet Nick (Mark Davis) a porn director who invites Toni (to ease my confusion, I'll stick to actors' rather than characters' names - Mark even calls "Bruce" Toni at one point during the movie!) to the set of his latest "big budget" movie. Turning down sex with his good lady wife, who clearly had her eye on Mark, Toni arrives on the set next day. No wonder he's surprised at that "big budget" tag; Mark's production looks like a cheap off-cut from Virtualia. On with the shoot, which provides the first sex scene.
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Lord of Asses 6 (Extreme)
Release date: 8/13/2002
Reviewed on: 8/13/2002 by P-Knuckle
Starring: Sierra, Catalina, Ryan Conner, Belladonna, Aurora Snow, Alexia Riley, Bree Brooks [II] (early 2000s)
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: Tom Byrons Lord of Asses 6 ----------------------------- Produced, Edited, and Directed by- Tom Byron The Victims- Alexa Ray, Ryan O'Conner, Aurora Snow, Belladonna, Sierra, Catalina, Bree Brooks Special Features- It plays when you put it in your dvd rom and makes for a great coaster for a 40 of Old English. *Photo Gallery *Jump to Scenes (wow, this is an impressive feature) *Moving Chapter Search (another gem of a special feature) *Movie Trailers (extremeteen13 highlights) A term you should be aware of before viewing this dvd- 'Going through the motions.'- definition- the repetition of certain actions to similiar results without any emotion or effort. *************Review************* I have watched some crappy porn lately; extreme associates usually brings the shovel when it comes to digging up talent from the compose pile of pornstars. So this title looked a little different from the slap happy, ass clown, extreme wrestling variety. The cast looks promising, Belladonna and Aurora vs.
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NYDP Blue
Release date: 5/23/2002
Reviewed on: 8/13/2002 by Flash
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Kaitlyn Ashley, Tabitha, Domonique Simone, Jonathan Morgan, Chelsea Blue, Yasmine Pendavis, Scottie, Jim Enright, Reo D'Genero
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Fans of one of the stars or fans of the film will probably want to pick up this title. Others, especially fans of nasty sex or viewers who don't like a plot, will probably want to skip this title. If nothing else this film could make a decent rental.
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Triple X Files 9: Hyapatia
Release date: 6/16/2002
Reviewed on: 8/11/2002 by edsa
Starring: Nick Lang, Alex Mantegna, John Lenin, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Nobili, Boris Bianco, Marietta, Spider, Kalman, Hyapatia
Studio: Private
Directed by: Kovi, Christoph Clark
Review brief: Triple X Files 9 (1998) 92 min Studio Private Director Various The Women Leila, Marietta, Krisztina, Fuego, Judith Grant, Hyapatia DVD Format Single Layer Special Features Interactive menus, chapter selection, trailers, photobook, production notes, cast profiles Pros Hyapatia Cons Fuego, Marietta Raincoat Factor Medium [ /image ] --> "After a night of partying a man returns home with his buddy.
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Mr. Beaver Checks In 10
Release date: 5/30/2002
Reviewed on: 8/11/2002 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Frank Gun, Jasmine, Frank Thring, Brandy, Sabina, Katherine, George Uhl, Nicky Reed, Silvia Lancome, Zbynek
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Mr Beaver Checks In #10 Hustler Directed by Frank Thring Starring: Brandy, Jasmine, Katherine, Nicky Reed, Sabina, Silvia Lancôme, Frank Gun, George Uhl, Jeff the Hatman, Zbynek and Frank Thring as "Dick Beaver" Running time: 1hr 37mins Frank Thring directs and takes the title role as Mr Dick Beaver, a travelling businessman whose bumbling attempts to strike it lucky with young women form the basis for some light-hearted hardcore fun which attempts to blend porn with, as Frank admits himself, as many Benny Hill gags as he can fit in to one movie. Sabina Mr Beaver is in Prague, where he chats up pale, interesting dark-haired Sabina (oft-times accomplice of Rocco and Nacho) at a pavement café. In her bedroom, the lecherous old fellow sets about her, lifting her skirt to lick and finger her pussy, giving her a taste of herself before he whips it out and she wraps red-painted lips round his gristly todger, with far too much ease.
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Fluff
Release date: 5/29/2002
Reviewed on: 8/9/2002 by Flash
Starring: Pat Myne, T.J. Cummings, Sky Taylor, Sharon Wild
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Cleo Edwards
Review brief: Fluff ends up being slightly below average fare from Vivid. Viewers who like a porno with a plot and tamer sex have the greatest chance of enjoying this film whereas viewers who hate a plot or require nastier sex will find nothing of value here. For viewers interested in this film, I recommend a rental first.
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Cum Dumpsters (Red Light District)
Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 8/7/2002 by CAPSULE
Starring: Natasha, Angel, Jessica, Eva, Gabriella [I] (ambiguous), Veronica, Kitten, Carmen, Sandra, Simone, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Kenya, Jade Marcela, Daniella Rush, Peaches, Hazel, Claudia Jamsson, Gia, Paris, Asia, Nicole, Margo, Loni, Lara, Jenna, Kyra, Ice, Celine, Belladonna, Lea de Mae, Autumn Haze, Trinity, Green Eyes, Flick Shagwell, Felicia Fox, Angel Love, Mia Starr, Cheryl Dynasty, August, Vantasia, Monica Sweetheart, Jenna Haze, Baby, Tommi Rose, Cherry Rose, Brandy Starz, Gabriella Banks, Jessie J., Desert Rose, Kiwi, Angel Long, Misty Parks, Ryan Meadows, Fujiko Kano, Amber Ways, Alexia Riley, Marie Mandalay, Maxxx, Hope Rising, Scarlet, Trixi, Donna Marie, Myli, Joelean, Ashley Long, Madison Day, Clouey, Taylor Rain, Ashley Blue, Daisey, Vanessa Rubec, Lolly, Gina Dimond, Ronita, Chi Sun, Karianna, Vanessa Virgin, Daisy Dukes, Judy Star
Studio: Red Light District
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Cum Dumpsters (139 min.) Featuring: Various Synopsis: 144 cum-splattering scenes! Overall: If you haven't been exposed to Red Light District's work, this DVD will give you a sample of what they have to offer. Other than that, the DVD pretty much fails as a compilation. There are way too many "B" and "C" scenes mixed in with "A" scenes. I would have liked less scenes and more action. DVD Quality: Varies. Extras: RLD misadvertises the bonus scenes because these could have been included in the main feature. Likes: I cannot get enough of the new sensation, Taylor Rain. She makes Jenna Haze look like a slut! Lola! Mmmm, you got to love August too! Dislikes: Too many to mention, but here goes. .
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Peepshow Special 2
Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 8/5/2002 by Flash
Starring: Karen, Laura, Holly
Studio: Private
Review brief: Although Peepshow Special volume 2 shows significant improvement over the first volume, I still have trouble recommending that anyone purchase this title. Viewers who like tamer sex or a plot will definitely want to avoid this title and for others who are interested, I definitely recommend a rental first so you don't feel burned after watching this title.
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Raven (Vivid)
Release date: 2/11/2002
Reviewed on: 8/4/2002 by GattMan
Starring: Ian Daniels, Bobby Vitale, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, Pat Myne, Cheyenne Silver, Dillion Day, Rafe, Lee Stone, Felicia Fox, Logan LaBrent, Dru Berrymore
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Ok briefly the story is about Cheyenne being neglected at home by Pat Myne [the ugliest man in porn, well one of them] so she goes to a bar and gets her rocks off Scene blow by blow Dru Berrymore and Rafe Hmm Dru looks nothing like her namesake in my opinion, Cheyenne watches and leaves before the money shot Cheyenne leaves her purse behind and returns the next day to watch... Logan La Brent, Dillon Day and Lee Stone Not a bad scene probably the best of the film, Logan's breasts are huge if you are into that thing Cheyenne and Chris Cannon Average scene with a little heat between the couple makes this worth watching Cheyenne returns to the bar again the next day Cheyenne, Kylie Stone Steve Hatcher and Ian Daniels Cheyenne gives oral to these guys and they pop on her breasts, man do these dude's look ugly I hope Cheyenne was paid BIG BUCKS for blowing these guys Finally Pat Myne comes to the bar after following Cheyenne all day to see her and Felica Fox blowing Bobby Vitale Cheynne and Pat Myne/ Felicia Fox and Bobby Vitale Poor scene and again, I hope Cheyenne was paid
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Baise-moi
Release date: 8/3/2002
Reviewed on: 8/2/2002 by Flash
Starring: Karen Lancaume, Marc Barrow, Lisa Marshall, Raffaela Anderson, Herve Pierre-Gustave
Studio: Remstar
Directed by: Virginie Despentes, Coralie Trinh Thi
Review brief: Except for the curiosity of seeing what all the talk is about, Baise-moi isn't worth your time or money. As a porno the film fails miserably and as a mainstream film the film falls short of its goal. Viewers who have a problem with graphic violence and rape should definitely avoid this title. Do yourself a favor and rent this title before purchasing.
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Janine & Vince Neil: Hardcore & Uncensored
Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/28/2002 by dumblonde
Starring: Janine Lindemulder
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: Writer/Director: Janine & Vince Neil Videographer: Janine & Vince Neil Running length: 1 hour DOP: sometime before 1995 Female cast: Janine, Janine's mosaic-faced friend Male cast: Vince Neil Audio/Video: About the same as the tape you made that Christmas you got your first camcorder. Extras: Photo gallery (many which are unrelated pub shots of Janine) 15 minutes of interviews, clips of Blondage among others. Janine's bio Animated scene selection Condoms: none ************************************************************* ************************************************************* The Movie: When I first heard that a tape was released of Vince Neil and Janine in her never-before-seen jam session on a johnson, I had a few different reactions. My first one was "Big fucking deal". My second one was "She must have gotten rid of her suitcase pimp husband". My third one was "This is an even dumber idea than the full arm tattoo, if that's possible". So, why did I get it? I don't know, it was cheap, and I guess I'm even dumber than she is.
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Cockless 2
Release date: 8/18/2001
Reviewed on: 7/28/2002 by Rumplestilt Skin
Starring: Sasha, Serena [I] (ambiguous), Michele Raven, Emanuel, Tina Toy, Kelton
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: As much as I loved Cockless #7, I can't say I thought too much of Cockless #2. The second in the series has many flaws, notably the last scene which features three girls who do not gel. Frankly, they can't be bothered, and the "sex" sucks. Probably the worst performer is a blonde chick who hails from Russia or somewhere. I couldn't quite catch what she said due to the nervousness in her speech. She's a nice looking girl, but she has never done it with a girl before and it looks like she doesn't want to do it with a girl. This scene drags like a snail pulling a 20 ton truck! It lasts for about 40 minutes and is a waste of time. So you're left with two remaining scenes. The first one is between Emanuelle and Tina Toy. This pairing is nothing to write home about. The girls aren't very attractive (one looks like a transsexual, but isn't) and the sex is lame. I give this scene 3 out of 10. Scene two features the sexy Michele Raven (she from Teacher's Pet #2. Yummy!) and Kelton, a pretty girl in a sexy green dress. This scene rocks.
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Roadside Behavior
Release date: 1/29/2002
Reviewed on: 7/27/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jiri Novacek, Petr Oderelek, Kristof Okurek, Tomas Orech, Jan Palecek, Pavel Skorepka
Studio: Overthere
Review brief: This is just another of those cheap jobs (but at a big price) cranked out to glut the American market. The guys are slim, attractive, and uncut, but the sex lacks any passion and the direction and cinematography are the work of hacks. In the opening scene a brunet and a curly blond are looking under the hood of a car. Eventually, the curly blond is looking under the hood of his friend's uncut dick. He sucks for what seems like hours. Then the brunet fucks the blond for hours in an unchanging position. Never once does he reciprocate by sucking the blond who is by far the cutest of the duo. Both jack off. In the second scene the sex is more reciprocal. Both administer blowjobs. One of the guys has a nice build. is balding somewhat, and has shaven pubes. He's quite sexy. He fucks the other one. They close the hood on the same auto that was in scene one. (I guess the car just can't be fixed.) In the third and final scene,(Yes, folks, there are only three scenes in this ripoff.) a young guy approaches a mechanic who is under a car.
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Nina Hartley's Guide to Anal Sex
Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 7/26/2002 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Anna Malle, Nina Hartley, Hank Armstrong
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Running Time: 77 min. (cover states 60 min.) Production Date: 11 / 20 / 1995 Director: Nina Hartley Cast: Nina Hartley, Anna Malle, Hank Armstrong, and John Decker Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from this series, so Im keeping an open mind. Initial Reaction: Its okay for a start, but doesnt go into too much detail. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a few basic tips for getting started with anal play Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants an in depth look at anal play Audio /Video Quality: As usual with this series, the technical aspects are lacking a bit. The audio is often clear, but the balance isnt always even. The video looks like it hasnt been touched since the original video transfer. Theres quite a bit of grain and the video is often a bit fuzzy. Music: The music is the standard porn style. It starts off very soft and unobtrusive, but moves on to become loud and annoying while adding a little mood to the sex. Menus: The menus are pretty basic.
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Release date: 7/31/2002
Reviewed on: 9/21/2002 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Mr. Marcus, Ice, Dick McGee, Fantasy, Tease, Nika, Domineko, John E. Depth, Nautica, D. Sparky
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: D. Sparky
Review brief: Black & Wild 4 Hustler Directed by D. Sparky Starring: Ice, Tease, Nautica, Nika Chanel, Fantasy, John E Depth, Mr Marcus, Domineko. Appearances by D. Sparky & Dick McGee Running time: 1hr 32mins A guy called Dick McGee ad-libs an intro to this all-sex, all-black movie - apparently they're seeking a contract girl for Inner City Squad Productions and this is the audition. His babbling is a laugh, but director D. Sparky echoes my thoughts when he pops out from behind the camera, saying, "Let's get to fucking". Nautica On hand are hopeful Nautica and stud John E. Depth. She has big eyes and a relatively tight body with a few tattoos. Having John strip for her warms her up - daftly shot from behind his back. She daintily sucks his cock, and then suddenly she's nude, climbing aboard his big dick. She works her ass; he lifts her up, still fucking her and lays her down in missionary to fuck some more. Her pussy looks tight and wet.
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Release date: 4/10/2002
Reviewed on: 9/19/2002 by TouchDown Tony
Studio: Stryker Productions
Review brief: Starring Jeff Stryker, Randy Savino, Jackson Price, Bad McGuire, Daniel Reed, Kurt Wagner, Dante Foxx, Sarabia Special Features include: Behind the Scenes Footage, Music Video, Gallery, Trailers. Can we say "Jeff Stryker's Casting Couch Sessions" boyz and... well, boyz? For that is what this little endeavor seems to be. Unlike others, I have few problems whatsoever with the immortally youthful Jeff Stryker. After all these years, he has maintained his fit, sculpted body, while maintaining his somewhat aloof and diffident air. He still growls his dirty talk as if he was an adolescent discovery the value of vocabulary for the very first time. Added to all that, he still sports the thick, hard as a rock, lengthy erection that made him a star in the first place. If I were to complain about Jeff Stryker, I would have to say that his charisma level tends to falter the longer that he continues to maintain the charismatic qualities of a Mattel product come to life, em, make that larger than life. For, to me, Jeff Stryker is the living incarnation of Barbie's playmate, Ken.
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Release date: 9/13/2002
Reviewed on: 9/16/2002 by BIGmike
Starring: Ashley Blue, Chloe Dior, Julie Night, AnnMarie Rios
Studio: Evil Angel
Directed by: Joey Silvera
Review brief: Developed & Shot by Joey Silvera SCENE ONE : Ann Marie, a pretty incredible looking and natural brunette, gets this party started by kissing and getting felt up by Joey Silvera. She gives some oral and slaps him around, finishing him off with a double fist-pumping jerk off to end a good opening scene, with a girl who knows how to take charge. SCENE TWO : Brandon Iron and Joey Silvera spot Ashley Blue on the side of a road hitchhiking and wearing a very skimpy outfit. They pull up to her in a van and see that she is a hot 18-year-old brunette who wants a ride to the beach. Joey opens the door to the van and she climbs in back, he then asks her if she wants to go to a party and asks her to stick that beautiful ass out. Balloons are floating around in the back and some of the string gets wrapped around her neck, perhaps by Joey, but not visibly. Brandon drives on as Joey gets a little rough with her, slapping her face and squeezing her small, natural tits.
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Release date: 6/25/2000
Reviewed on: 9/15/2002 by astroknight
Starring: Brick Majors, Kelsey Heart, Ian Daniels, Mark Davis, Azlea, Ashton Moore
Studio: Ultimate
Directed by: Nick Orleans
Review brief: Running Time: 88 min. (cover states 83 min.) Production Date: 6 / 11 / 1998 Director: Nick Orleans Cast: Ashton Moore, Shay Sweet, Danielle Rogers, Azlea Antisia, Kelsey (Heart), Ian Daniels, Tony Martino, and Brick Majors Initial Expectations: I havent heard too much about this one, so Im not expecting too much even though it is a Nick Orleans feature. Initial Reaction: *YAWN* Who Should Watch It : Anybody who wants to realize why a lot of couples movies are made fun of Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants a lot of chemistry, heat, and energy Audio /Video Quality: The audio is normally pretty clear and well balanced. The video is also pretty clear, but there is a little bit of grain. As often happens in Nick Orleans features, theres a fair amount of slow motion, but its normally nicely done. This means theres also a fair amount of dubbing, but its normally done pretty well also. Music: As with most of Nick Orleans features, Saint provides the music, which is almost always a very good thing.
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Release date: 4/4/2002
Reviewed on: 9/14/2002 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Pleasure
Review brief: Its been five years since Cal Jenson has seen his high school buddies so he has planned a reunion. Cal was a slender good-looking blond in 1989 the year this film was made, and its hard to imagine any friend of his staying away for such a length of time. We first see him here out on the patio clad only in a towel with Hans Mueller (who must have transferred from a German high school). Hans was a chunky guy who no doubt had his fans, but I was never one of them. Rod Lance comes looking for them. He tells Cal that he cant come to the reunion because he has just admitted himself to a drug rehab center. Rod was a tall bleached blond with a good-sized dick. They bid him farewell by feeling him up and taking off his clothes. (Cal drops his towel, too.) Hans gives his lance a lick and Cal goes down on his rod. Both fuck him. Michael Bowland, a cute kid, arrives just as Cal is on his way to pick up two of the guys for the party. Soon after Cal leaves Andrew Michaels and Terry King arrive. Andrew was one of those straight guys who supplemented their income in gay porn.
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Release date: 4/10/2002
Reviewed on: 9/8/2002 by Joe Shaver
Studio: Stryker Productions
Review brief: For several years Jeff Stryker toured in a show called Hard Time. This played on his big success in Powertool, a prison flick he made in 1987 which won lots of awards and introduced the big prick to gay viewers. So when this film boldly announces that it was three years in the making and cost hundreds of thousands of dollars its including the run and cost of the stage show in this outlandish statement. This hardcore version begins with a subway troubadour strumming a guitar and singing a laudatory song about Jeff doing it his way, or doing it the hard way, or something. Its hard to hear all the words because of the subways echo and the poor recording, which is something we probably should be thankful for. We first meet Jeff as he is ostensibly holding auditions for his stage show. As Randy Savino struggles through the script in a way that would have most directors saying, Dont call us, well call you, Jeff obviously sees more performance possibilities in this guy than we do. That was great! he intones Now come down here and suck my dick.
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Release date: 4/17/2002
Reviewed on: 9/6/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Matt Douglas, Court Logan, Kurt Wagner
Studio: U.S. Male
Review brief: SCORING BIG is another of those films with a sport theme. These are designed to give us the fantasy of athletic jocks being gay. In most instances we can very easily believe the guys are gay; it is much more difficult to imagine them as jocks. Scoring Big, for example begins with our performers ineptly kicking a soccer ball around. They are not even on a par with the rejects from a high school girls team. The credits having now rolled by we find ourselves with four players. Neo, Baressis latest twink discovery, says, Lets play some real ball, and he and Deacon Frost go off together. Good idea, Kyle Richards affirms. Lets go, says Kurt Wagner and these other two head off together. When we see Neo and Deacon again both are already naked on the bed and Deacon is sucking Neos cock. Neo is a skinny kid with a nice stiff cock. The tips of his hair are bleached. He looks to be no more than 18 and three days. Deacon appears to be thirty-something, looks a bit like Al Gore, and probably thinks gym is something spelled J-i-m.
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Release date: 8/6/2002
Reviewed on: 9/4/2002 by flash
Starring: Bobby Vitale, Joel Lawrence, Margo, Dillion Day, Gabriella Banks, Desert Rose, Hanna Hunter, Carmen Luvana, Fiona Bones, Mario Rossi
Studio: Digital Sin
Directed by: Andre Madness, Scott Taylor
Review brief: Viewers who like tame sex, couples and those who enjoy a collegiate theme, may extract some pleasure from this film. Those who are fans of Desert Rose will definitely want to, at the least, give this film a rental since she gives a wonderful sexual performance here. Viewers who like nasty films or like a plot to hold together their sex scenes will find this film an easy one to pass on. If you are interested in purchasing this film I heartily recommend giving the film a rental first so you don't end up wasting your money.
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Release date: 7/23/2002
Reviewed on: 9/2/2002 by joeblow69
Studio: Video 10
Review brief: [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> [ /image ] --> Starring: Vladislav Juracka, Marcel Manigati, Josef Cernan, Pavel Ondek, Michal Gola, Vit Pokorny, Pavel Porges, Ivan Plop, Pavel Vichera, Robin Lycka, Radek Holubar, Zdenek Valenta, Lukas Roubicek, Michal Dvorak Story: Threesones and Then-somes is a compilation containing scenes from five different Euro flicks. The don't match any of the names to the faces, so I really have no clue who any of these guys are. Scene One, from "The Layover" Starring: Vladislav Juracka, Marcel Manigati, Josef Cernan Boy, right off the bat things are looking pretty boring. A really cute buff guy sucks off two scrawny twinky boys. He's very good at the standard Euro blowjob: he never seems to take more than an inch or two in his mouth. Eventually they switch over to fucking, but the camera angles really stink. Either it's a wide shot where you can't see anything, or an extreme closeup. Everything I've ever said bad about euro-porn is repeated over and over in this scene.
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Release date: 1/10/2002
Reviewed on: 8/24/2002 by bono-ONE
Starring: Misty Winter, Ally, Angel Cummings, Danny Love, Zack Miles, Payton, C.C. Love
Studio: Metro
Directed by: Angel Cummings
Review brief: This is an amateur series which is released through Metro. I am not sure what to expect so let's see what we shall see. We start out with an interview segment and it sounds like the girls name is Rumeeka,?, and that she is from the Czech Republic. After some more Q & A we get to some action as she sucks on her mans cock. She has a modest pair of breasts and a decent ass. There is some oral performed on her as well. He also uses his fingers on her and we get to see her legs flail about before she turns over and he eats her in the doggy position. The first intercourse is also done in doggy. We also see him stand over her face and skull fuck her. We move on then to some mish sex, then some finger to pussy play, and back again to doggy. There is a decent facial pop to end this rather ordinary scene. Next up is an attractive redhead whose name is Misty Winters. We get the same pre-sex interview with Misty adn ther is a guy sitting with her fondling her pert breasts.
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Release date: 6/6/2002
Reviewed on: 8/24/2002 by bono-ONE
Starring: Tina, Monika, Bridgette, Aniko, Sandor, Agnes, Richard, Santana
Studio: Metro
Review brief: This is a movie dealing with big breasts and as this is a new studio to me I am not sure what to expect. The first girl up is called Monika and folks this is a large woman. Her nipples are the size of catalopes and her actual breasts are as big as honeydew melons. If you are into large breasted girls with a matching large frame then this girl is for you. We see her on a bed wearing white panties and she is rubbing all around those mammoth breasts. Eventually a cock is presented and we get some blowjob action. There is some sideways vaginal penetration and she also rides him reverse cowgirl. We also get some doggy sex and those hooters just hang and sway as he thrusts into her pussy. There is some mish and then some titty fucking and with how big those puppies are he could have used his leg to put between them,lol. This goes on for a bit before he shoots his load onto her tits. Next up is Tina who is blond and has a nice face and a nice pair of breasts.
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Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 8/20/2002 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Felecia, Mark Davis, Pat Myne, Erik Everhard, Syren, Bridgette Kerkove, Sophie Evans, Nikita Denise, Joey Ray, Samantha Sterlyng, Toni Ribas
Studio: Private
Directed by: Antonio Adamo
Review brief: Center of Sex Private Directed by Antonio Adamo Starring: Bridgette Kerkove, Felecia, Nikita Denise, Samantha Sterling, Sophie Evans, Syren, Toni Ribas, Mark Davis, Erik Everhard, Pat Myne, Joey Ray Running time: 1hr 38mins Antonio Adamo directs this slick but flimsy tale of Bruce and Diana, a couple (played by the real-life pairing of Toni Ribas and Sophie Evans) who come to Los Angeles to further the husband's fledgling career as a porn scriptwriter. After their arrival at a familiar beautiful house, they meet Nick (Mark Davis) a porn director who invites Toni (to ease my confusion, I'll stick to actors' rather than characters' names - Mark even calls "Bruce" Toni at one point during the movie!) to the set of his latest "big budget" movie. Turning down sex with his good lady wife, who clearly had her eye on Mark, Toni arrives on the set next day. No wonder he's surprised at that "big budget" tag; Mark's production looks like a cheap off-cut from Virtualia. On with the shoot, which provides the first sex scene.
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Release date: 8/13/2002
Reviewed on: 8/13/2002 by P-Knuckle
Starring: Sierra, Catalina, Ryan Conner, Belladonna, Aurora Snow, Alexia Riley, Bree Brooks [II] (early 2000s)
Studio: Extreme Associates
Directed by: Tom Byron
Review brief: Tom Byrons Lord of Asses 6 ----------------------------- Produced, Edited, and Directed by- Tom Byron The Victims- Alexa Ray, Ryan O'Conner, Aurora Snow, Belladonna, Sierra, Catalina, Bree Brooks Special Features- It plays when you put it in your dvd rom and makes for a great coaster for a 40 of Old English. *Photo Gallery *Jump to Scenes (wow, this is an impressive feature) *Moving Chapter Search (another gem of a special feature) *Movie Trailers (extremeteen13 highlights) A term you should be aware of before viewing this dvd- 'Going through the motions.'- definition- the repetition of certain actions to similiar results without any emotion or effort. *************Review************* I have watched some crappy porn lately; extreme associates usually brings the shovel when it comes to digging up talent from the compose pile of pornstars. So this title looked a little different from the slap happy, ass clown, extreme wrestling variety. The cast looks promising, Belladonna and Aurora vs.
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Release date: 5/23/2002
Reviewed on: 8/13/2002 by Flash
Starring: Tom Byron, T.T. Boy, Kaitlyn Ashley, Tabitha, Domonique Simone, Jonathan Morgan, Chelsea Blue, Yasmine Pendavis, Scottie, Jim Enright, Reo D'Genero
Studio: Wicked
Directed by: Jim Enright
Review brief: Fans of one of the stars or fans of the film will probably want to pick up this title. Others, especially fans of nasty sex or viewers who don't like a plot, will probably want to skip this title. If nothing else this film could make a decent rental.
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Release date: 6/16/2002
Reviewed on: 8/11/2002 by edsa
Starring: Nick Lang, Alex Mantegna, John Lenin, Jean-Yves Le Castel, Nobili, Boris Bianco, Marietta, Spider, Kalman, Hyapatia
Studio: Private
Directed by: Kovi, Christoph Clark
Review brief: Triple X Files 9 (1998) 92 min Studio Private Director Various The Women Leila, Marietta, Krisztina, Fuego, Judith Grant, Hyapatia DVD Format Single Layer Special Features Interactive menus, chapter selection, trailers, photobook, production notes, cast profiles Pros Hyapatia Cons Fuego, Marietta Raincoat Factor Medium [ /image ] --> "After a night of partying a man returns home with his buddy.
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Release date: 5/30/2002
Reviewed on: 8/11/2002 by Gabriel Nine
Starring: Frank Gun, Jasmine, Frank Thring, Brandy, Sabina, Katherine, George Uhl, Nicky Reed, Silvia Lancome, Zbynek
Studio: Hustler
Directed by: Frank Thring
Review brief: Mr Beaver Checks In #10 Hustler Directed by Frank Thring Starring: Brandy, Jasmine, Katherine, Nicky Reed, Sabina, Silvia Lancôme, Frank Gun, George Uhl, Jeff the Hatman, Zbynek and Frank Thring as "Dick Beaver" Running time: 1hr 37mins Frank Thring directs and takes the title role as Mr Dick Beaver, a travelling businessman whose bumbling attempts to strike it lucky with young women form the basis for some light-hearted hardcore fun which attempts to blend porn with, as Frank admits himself, as many Benny Hill gags as he can fit in to one movie. Sabina Mr Beaver is in Prague, where he chats up pale, interesting dark-haired Sabina (oft-times accomplice of Rocco and Nacho) at a pavement café. In her bedroom, the lecherous old fellow sets about her, lifting her skirt to lick and finger her pussy, giving her a taste of herself before he whips it out and she wraps red-painted lips round his gristly todger, with far too much ease.
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Release date: 5/29/2002
Reviewed on: 8/9/2002 by Flash
Starring: Pat Myne, T.J. Cummings, Sky Taylor, Sharon Wild
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Cleo Edwards
Review brief: Fluff ends up being slightly below average fare from Vivid. Viewers who like a porno with a plot and tamer sex have the greatest chance of enjoying this film whereas viewers who hate a plot or require nastier sex will find nothing of value here. For viewers interested in this film, I recommend a rental first.
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Release date: 6/26/2002
Reviewed on: 8/7/2002 by CAPSULE
Starring: Natasha, Angel, Jessica, Eva, Gabriella [I] (ambiguous), Veronica, Kitten, Carmen, Sandra, Simone, Lola [I] (ambiguous), Kenya, Jade Marcela, Daniella Rush, Peaches, Hazel, Claudia Jamsson, Gia, Paris, Asia, Nicole, Margo, Loni, Lara, Jenna, Kyra, Ice, Celine, Belladonna, Lea de Mae, Autumn Haze, Trinity, Green Eyes, Flick Shagwell, Felicia Fox, Angel Love, Mia Starr, Cheryl Dynasty, August, Vantasia, Monica Sweetheart, Jenna Haze, Baby, Tommi Rose, Cherry Rose, Brandy Starz, Gabriella Banks, Jessie J., Desert Rose, Kiwi, Angel Long, Misty Parks, Ryan Meadows, Fujiko Kano, Amber Ways, Alexia Riley, Marie Mandalay, Maxxx, Hope Rising, Scarlet, Trixi, Donna Marie, Myli, Joelean, Ashley Long, Madison Day, Clouey, Taylor Rain, Ashley Blue, Daisey, Vanessa Rubec, Lolly, Gina Dimond, Ronita, Chi Sun, Karianna, Vanessa Virgin, Daisy Dukes, Judy Star
Studio: Red Light District
Review brief: CAPSULE'S REVIEW Cum Dumpsters (139 min.) Featuring: Various Synopsis: 144 cum-splattering scenes! Overall: If you haven't been exposed to Red Light District's work, this DVD will give you a sample of what they have to offer. Other than that, the DVD pretty much fails as a compilation. There are way too many "B" and "C" scenes mixed in with "A" scenes. I would have liked less scenes and more action. DVD Quality: Varies. Extras: RLD misadvertises the bonus scenes because these could have been included in the main feature. Likes: I cannot get enough of the new sensation, Taylor Rain. She makes Jenna Haze look like a slut! Lola! Mmmm, you got to love August too! Dislikes: Too many to mention, but here goes. .
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Release date: 5/28/2002
Reviewed on: 8/5/2002 by Flash
Starring: Karen, Laura, Holly
Studio: Private
Review brief: Although Peepshow Special volume 2 shows significant improvement over the first volume, I still have trouble recommending that anyone purchase this title. Viewers who like tamer sex or a plot will definitely want to avoid this title and for others who are interested, I definitely recommend a rental first so you don't feel burned after watching this title.
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Release date: 2/11/2002
Reviewed on: 8/4/2002 by GattMan
Starring: Ian Daniels, Bobby Vitale, Steve Hatcher, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, Pat Myne, Cheyenne Silver, Dillion Day, Rafe, Lee Stone, Felicia Fox, Logan LaBrent, Dru Berrymore
Studio: Vivid
Directed by: Robby D
Review brief: Ok briefly the story is about Cheyenne being neglected at home by Pat Myne [the ugliest man in porn, well one of them] so she goes to a bar and gets her rocks off Scene blow by blow Dru Berrymore and Rafe Hmm Dru looks nothing like her namesake in my opinion, Cheyenne watches and leaves before the money shot Cheyenne leaves her purse behind and returns the next day to watch... Logan La Brent, Dillon Day and Lee Stone Not a bad scene probably the best of the film, Logan's breasts are huge if you are into that thing Cheyenne and Chris Cannon Average scene with a little heat between the couple makes this worth watching Cheyenne returns to the bar again the next day Cheyenne, Kylie Stone Steve Hatcher and Ian Daniels Cheyenne gives oral to these guys and they pop on her breasts, man do these dude's look ugly I hope Cheyenne was paid BIG BUCKS for blowing these guys Finally Pat Myne comes to the bar after following Cheyenne all day to see her and Felica Fox blowing Bobby Vitale Cheynne and Pat Myne/ Felicia Fox and Bobby Vitale Poor scene and again, I hope Cheyenne was paid
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Release date: 8/3/2002
Reviewed on: 8/2/2002 by Flash
Starring: Karen Lancaume, Marc Barrow, Lisa Marshall, Raffaela Anderson, Herve Pierre-Gustave
Studio: Remstar
Directed by: Virginie Despentes, Coralie Trinh Thi
Review brief: Except for the curiosity of seeing what all the talk is about, Baise-moi isn't worth your time or money. As a porno the film fails miserably and as a mainstream film the film falls short of its goal. Viewers who have a problem with graphic violence and rape should definitely avoid this title. Do yourself a favor and rent this title before purchasing.
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Release date: 4/24/2000
Reviewed on: 7/28/2002 by dumblonde
Starring: Janine Lindemulder
Studio: Vivid
Review brief: Writer/Director: Janine & Vince Neil Videographer: Janine & Vince Neil Running length: 1 hour DOP: sometime before 1995 Female cast: Janine, Janine's mosaic-faced friend Male cast: Vince Neil Audio/Video: About the same as the tape you made that Christmas you got your first camcorder. Extras: Photo gallery (many which are unrelated pub shots of Janine) 15 minutes of interviews, clips of Blondage among others. Janine's bio Animated scene selection Condoms: none ************************************************************* ************************************************************* The Movie: When I first heard that a tape was released of Vince Neil and Janine in her never-before-seen jam session on a johnson, I had a few different reactions. My first one was "Big fucking deal". My second one was "She must have gotten rid of her suitcase pimp husband". My third one was "This is an even dumber idea than the full arm tattoo, if that's possible". So, why did I get it? I don't know, it was cheap, and I guess I'm even dumber than she is.
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Release date: 8/18/2001
Reviewed on: 7/28/2002 by Rumplestilt Skin
Starring: Sasha, Serena [I] (ambiguous), Michele Raven, Emanuel, Tina Toy, Kelton
Studio: New Machine
Review brief: As much as I loved Cockless #7, I can't say I thought too much of Cockless #2. The second in the series has many flaws, notably the last scene which features three girls who do not gel. Frankly, they can't be bothered, and the "sex" sucks. Probably the worst performer is a blonde chick who hails from Russia or somewhere. I couldn't quite catch what she said due to the nervousness in her speech. She's a nice looking girl, but she has never done it with a girl before and it looks like she doesn't want to do it with a girl. This scene drags like a snail pulling a 20 ton truck! It lasts for about 40 minutes and is a waste of time. So you're left with two remaining scenes. The first one is between Emanuelle and Tina Toy. This pairing is nothing to write home about. The girls aren't very attractive (one looks like a transsexual, but isn't) and the sex is lame. I give this scene 3 out of 10. Scene two features the sexy Michele Raven (she from Teacher's Pet #2. Yummy!) and Kelton, a pretty girl in a sexy green dress. This scene rocks.
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Release date: 1/29/2002
Reviewed on: 7/27/2002 by Joe Shaver
Starring: Jiri Novacek, Petr Oderelek, Kristof Okurek, Tomas Orech, Jan Palecek, Pavel Skorepka
Studio: Overthere
Review brief: This is just another of those cheap jobs (but at a big price) cranked out to glut the American market. The guys are slim, attractive, and uncut, but the sex lacks any passion and the direction and cinematography are the work of hacks. In the opening scene a brunet and a curly blond are looking under the hood of a car. Eventually, the curly blond is looking under the hood of his friend's uncut dick. He sucks for what seems like hours. Then the brunet fucks the blond for hours in an unchanging position. Never once does he reciprocate by sucking the blond who is by far the cutest of the duo. Both jack off. In the second scene the sex is more reciprocal. Both administer blowjobs. One of the guys has a nice build. is balding somewhat, and has shaven pubes. He's quite sexy. He fucks the other one. They close the hood on the same auto that was in scene one. (I guess the car just can't be fixed.) In the third and final scene,(Yes, folks, there are only three scenes in this ripoff.) a young guy approaches a mechanic who is under a car.
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Release date: 8/7/2000
Reviewed on: 7/26/2002 by astroknight
Starring: John Decker, Anna Malle, Nina Hartley, Hank Armstrong
Studio: Adam & Eve
Directed by: Nina Hartley
Review brief: Running Time: 77 min. (cover states 60 min.) Production Date: 11 / 20 / 1995 Director: Nina Hartley Cast: Nina Hartley, Anna Malle, Hank Armstrong, and John Decker Initial Expectations: Ive had mixed results from this series, so Im keeping an open mind. Initial Reaction: Its okay for a start, but doesnt go into too much detail. Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a few basic tips for getting started with anal play Who Should Avoid It: Anybody who wants an in depth look at anal play Audio /Video Quality: As usual with this series, the technical aspects are lacking a bit. The audio is often clear, but the balance isnt always even. The video looks like it hasnt been touched since the original video transfer. Theres quite a bit of grain and the video is often a bit fuzzy. Music: The music is the standard porn style. It starts off very soft and unobtrusive, but moves on to become loud and annoying while adding a little mood to the sex. Menus: The menus are pretty basic.
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