No Man's Land 27 Review

Reviewed by Coyote22  on  3/28/2004

INITIAL THOUGHTS:
This is my first No Man’s Land title, so I don’t know what exactly to expect. I do know that Tiffany Mynx is in this volume which is why I picked it up, so I do expect some good female on female action. Being a fan of nastier all girl sex (bella’s perversions, Sky’s Perversions, les perversions), I am hoping that this film accents that type of momentum and flare, or at least surpasses run of the mill all girl flicks.

VIDEO/AUDIO:
The video is rather sharp and only had a bit of grain, which is normal due it being shot on film. Colors were bright and vibrant. The audio is decent, just like a lot adult films. I didn’t notice anything that would make me say it needs improvement.

HOW I RATE:
I rate in an un-bias way; meaning I will not let something come in my way of reviewing a film before I see it, I make sure to give every film I review a fare chance! I will try to give a detailed description of the film that way you (the reader) will get a real sense for the film and what it contains. I will give a film a 5 if I like all of the scenes, all of the stars, enjoy the performances (you get the picture); I rate descending upon that. I like to see: anal, atm’s, atm’s, atogm, ptogm, rimming (f/f,m/f), spitting, kissing, choking, gapes, titty fucking, low amount of toy usage, dp’s, girl on girl, eye contact, ass worship, female ejaculation, 2 on 1 (f/f/g), and intensity. What I don’t like: excessive toy use, strap-ons, dap’s, feet worship, rough bondage, orgies, more than 3 guys per 1 girl, excessive slapping, golden showers, and anything that causes pain. Of course that is just the broad stroke of things, and I adjust accordingly

THEMES:
Oral, Anal, Rimming (f/f), Toys, Strap-On’s, Titty fucking, PTM, ATM, Slapping, Spitting, Lesbian

BASIC PLOT:
Tiffany is a writer for an underground paper and she writes about lesbian erotica. Tiffany is trying to find out what happened with the “passion” between lesbians and why they are so into using toys and penetration.

FILM:
There is a nice little title sequence with scenes from the film while the casts list appears. Tiffany and Monique are sitting down at a table talking about getting back together the coming Friday while drinking wine (apparently they are on a first date). They go over to the couch and Tiffany tells Monique that she’s a writer for a underground magazine called Legs Wide Open (lol). She writes a weekly column about lesbian erotica under the pen name Suzzie Sapho. Monique asks Tiffany if she’s a top or bottom, which Tiffany tells her a bottom. Monique gets all excited because apparently “last week” the girl she went out with said she was a top, and Mon can’t deal with that. Tiffany then tells her that she’s very versatile, but prefers the bottom. They get a bit closer and move in for some fun……..

SCENE 1:
(Tiffany Mynx, Monique De Moan)
Tiffany and Monique are sitting on a couch while drinking some wine. Tiffany is wearing a blue velvet dress and Monique is wearing a black dress. They begin to kiss then Monique starts to rub and lick Tiffany’s breasts. Monique then starts to suck on them, pulling her nipples and rubbing her large breasts together. Monique slaps her breasts a little bit watching them jiggle! The camera zooms in while Monique keeps sucking and pulling on Tiffany’s nipples. Monique pulls Tiffany’s dress all the way off then kisses her. Tiffany is lying on her back while Monique is digging her face into her pussy. Tiffany is pulling on her nipples and squeezing her breasts while Monique spreads her pussy lips and licks the inside of her pussy. She sucks on her clit and sticks her tongue deep in her pink hole. The camera focuses on Tiffany’s breasts for a bit as well as Tiffany’s facial expressions. Monique begins to finger Tiffany’s pussy, starting with one finger and moving up to two. She gets her fingers good and wet with saliva as she keeps finger fucking Tiffany’s pussy. We get a nice shot of Monique’s ass as she eats out Tiffany’s pussy. Looking up at Tiffany, Monique asks if she has any toys. Tiffany replies with a soft little voice, “Yeah, their, their over there by the table”. Monique gets up to go get a red double ended dildo. She licks it then starts to fuck Tiffany with it. Sucking on Tiffany’s clit while pushing the long rubber toy in her pussy, Tiffany keeps telling her to spit on it and other little naughty things. We get some more shots of Tiffany’s breasts moving back and forth, then her facial expressions while Monique fucks her pussy with the dildo. There are some close ups of Monique fucking Tiffany’s pussy, then some more of her tits. Tiffany gets up and they start to kiss. Tiffany tells Mon that she’s fucking her now. Tiffany bends over and starts to work on Mon’s backside. Tiffany moves Monique’s thong over to one cheek and starts to tongue her ass. She then spits quite a few times on her ass and pussy. Tiffany digs her tongue deep in Monique’s ass while finger fucking her pussy. She keeps on spitting on her asshole and licking it while she fucks Monique’s pussy with her finger. Tiffany re-defines ass licking here! She keeps tonguing her ass getting it ready for her finger. Tiffany slides her finger in Monique’s ass moving it around. She starts to fuck her ass then stretches her hole for another finger. Tiffany keeps fucking Monique’s asshole with her fingers. Tiffany keeps on spitting on Monique’s ass while she fucks it. We get a few close-ups while Tiffany fucks her ass! Monique then lays on her back with her legs spread wide apart, while Tiffany begins to feed her asshole some beads. Tiffany slides one bead, then another in her ass. The second one starts to come back out, but Tiffany pushes it back in with her thumb. Trying to get the third ball in by slowly pushing it in and out, it finally goes in. We get some nice close ups! Tiffany starts to put the forth one in, but is teasing her with it. Tiffany begins to tug on the string a bit while sucking on Monique’s pussy. There is a close up of Tiffany sucking Monique’s clit, which is really hot! While licking her pussy she pushes the fifth and final bead in her ass. Tiffany gets her ready to pull out the string by rubbing her pussy. Tiffany begins to pull out the anal beads, tugging and pulling. They come out one at a time, each time a deeper one comes out, a little bit of juice dribbles out. Once the last one slides out, Tiffany rubs her thumb over Monique’s asshole and pussy. The scene ends with them kissing.

Apparently it’s the next morning. Tiffany is in her office moping instead of working. Jewel walks in and they start to bull shit about some other employee that narks. Tiffany starts to tell Jewel about her date last evening and that her date couldn’t eat pussy. She feels that “woman” have lost the art of licking pussy and using their fingers all because she’s had five dates in five months with no success! So she puts a tape in the vcr called Lesbian Anal Rippers! Tiffany sits back and tells Jewel to watch.

SCENE 2:
(Gayle Monique, Alicia, Norma Jeane)
Gayle and Alicia are on a bed kissing. Gayle starts to kiss and suck Alicia’s nipples, when we see that they have some company on the couch. Norma is lying on the couch with a large strap-on in her hand. She starts to rub it between her large breasts then other parts of her body. Alicia is on the bed fingering Gayle’s pussy, while Norma begins to fuck her pussy with the strap-on. Alicia continues to finger and lick Gayle’s pussy. Norma is watching the two and squeezing her breasts. She starts to fuck herself again with the strap-on. Alicia spits a large amount of saliva on Gayle’s pussy as she finger fucks it. Gayle is pinching her nipples, and tugging on her breasts. Norma sits up from the couch, and walks over to the bed. The girls now have a blue dildo/vibrator! Norma is fucking Gayle’s pussy with it, while Alicia is fucking Norma’s pussy with the strap-on. Alicia pounds Norma’s large ass, and the thing really bounces. Norma starts to finger her own asshole while Alicia fucks her pussy from behind. Norma’s large tits hang and bounce while the camera fixates on them for a bit. We come to a nice close up of Norma fucking Gayle’s pussy with the blue toy. Norma fingers her asshole a bit more while Alicia fucks her pussy. There are some more shots of Norma’s large breasts bouncing back and forth. Alicia is now on her back with her ass raised up getting her wet pussy worked on. Norma is getting her pussy fucked by Gayle’s fingers as she works on Alicia as well. Norma fucks her ass with her fingers while getting her pussy fucked by Gayle’s fingers. Norma gets up to lick Alicia’s pussy. Alicia really has a wet slimy pussy and the girls get it even wetter! There are a few close ups of Alicia getting her pussy fucked, along with some facial shots of the girls. Norma decides to rub her tits over Alicia’s pussy a bit, then the scene ends.

Back to Tiffany and Jewel in the office as they complain about the crappy film they just watched. Tiffany goes on about there is no pussy licking and kissing anymore, just toys, toys, and more toys. Tiffany gets up and is going to “pursue” something for the column. On the way out Jewel asks if Tiffany will be back later…because Jewel wants to have her friend come and watch some porn. Tiffany walks out the door…We now are in a bedroom with Bunny Luv and Temptress with another woman talking to them about lesbian stuff. Apparently there is a shoot going on because this woman gets up and yells action. Bunny hasn’t done the “les” thing before so Temptress tells her that it’ll be okay.

SCENE 3:
(Bunny Luv, Temptress)
Temptress and Bunny start to do some passionate kissing. Temptress pulls Bunny’s shirt up to suck on her breasts. Bunny lays back while Temptress keeps on licking her breasts. Temptress then grabs a red vibrator and kisses Bunny some more. Moving down to Bunny’s pussy Temptress starts to work her fingers over it. Temptress turns on the vibrator (it has a light) and rubs it around her pussy, up her thighs, and in-between her pussy lips, but not inserting it min you! We get a close up then Temptress starts to fuck Bunny’s pussy with the vibrator. Bunny starts to rub her clit while Temptress continues to fuck her pussy. Bunny spreads her pussy lips wide apart while Temptress slides the vibrator inside. Temptress spits on Bunny’s pussy to get it nice and wet. There are some close-up shots of Bunny’s breasts while Temptress fucks her pussy. Another close up of Bunny’s pink pussy, while Temptress spits on it, sliding the vibrator back and forth. Temptress is on her back up against the headboard while Bunny sucks on her clit. We get a wide angle so we can see Bunny’s ass for a bit before we get taken in for a close up of Bunny licking Temptress’s pussy. There is a great shot of Bunny’s ass, and the camera just stays there for a minute. Temptress pulls out some anal beads and sucks on them for a little bit. The “woman” tells them to get nastier, so Bunny puts the beads in Temptress’s pussy. The camera zooms in so we can see Bunny pull out the beads and suck on them. She then sticks them all the way down her throat and then back into Temptress’s pussy. Another close up of Bunny sliding the beads in Temptress’s pussy is given to us. Bunny pulls the beads out of Temptress’s pussy with her teeth, then licks the beads clean. Bunny pulls out a strap-on and begins to spit on it, rubbing it on her tits. Bunny then starts to fuck Temptress from behind. Bunny really starts to fuck Temptress, so hard in fact her tits are bouncing all over the place! They start to kiss and then the scene ends.

Tiffany walks in the bedroom while Bunny and Temptress are finishing up. She walks over to the woman, who we find out is the director of the tape she watched earlier. Tiffany tells her that she wanted to interview her about the scene she was doing. They then start to argue about what should be shown in lesbian porn. Tiffany wants to see more passion and less toy use. The woman tells her that it is boring. Tiffany doesn’t seem happy about that response and then we are back to the office with two more girls!

SCENE 4:
(Kristen, Jewel Valmont)
Jewel is lying back on the sofa while Kristen is sucking on her tits. Jewel spreads her legs and Kristen spreads Jewel’s pussy lips apart so she can start to lick her. There are some close ups of Jewel’s facial gestures as well as Kristen sucking on her pussy. Kristen licks her fingers then starts to fuck Jewel’s pussy with them. While rubbing Jewel’s clit, Kristen fucks her pussy with two fingers trying to get her “g” spot worked up! Kristen spits in her hand, and then rubs it all over Jewel’s pussy. She continues to finger fuck Jewel’s pussy occasionally spitting on it. Kristen is now sitting on the desk waiting for Jewel to start licking her pussy. She doesn’t have to wait long before Jewel sticks her tongue in her wet pussy. The camera zooms in for a close up! Kristen is pinching and pulling her nipples as Jewel eats her pussy. Kristen starts to use a little vibrator on her clit while Jewel finger fucks her pussy. We get a nice shot of Jewel’s ass for a second before we come back to her finger fucking Kristen’s pussy. There are some close-ups of Kristen’s face, Jewel’s breasts and Jewels pussy! The girls then get on top of one another in a 69 position. Kristen is sucking on Jewel’s pussy while Jewel is fucking her pussy with a small purple dildo. The scene ends with them kissing.

Tiffany and the director woman make a sort of peace, and she takes off. Temptress just happens to get out of the elevator and runs into Tiffany. Temptress recognizes Tiffany from her column and they get to talking. Tiffany tells Temptress that she was really hot in her scene. Temptress tells her that she really knows how to please a woman. Tiffany is intrigued by this. Temptress tells Tiffany that she does an escort service on the side and then they kiss very, very softly. Now they are in a bedroom where Tiffany is shedding out three hundred bucks to fuck Temptress. They start to kiss……

SCENE 5:
(Tiffany Mynx, Temptress)
Tiffany and Temptress continue to kiss. Tiffany rubs Temptress’s breasts a bit then Temptress takes Tiffany’s shirt off and feels her breasts. Temptress sits on the bed while Tiffany plays with her clit. They kiss a little then Temptress licks her wet pussy juices off of Tiffany’s fingers. Tiffany sucks on Temptress’s finger then they start to kiss again. Temptress lays back on the bed while Tiffany licks her pussy. Moving her tongue to her clit, Tiffany circles her tongue all around making sure to get every last inch of her pussy juiced up. There are some close ups of Temptress’s pussy as Tiffany licks and tongue fucks it. Temptress gets up and then Tiffany gets on her back for some twat licking from Temptress. She fingers and licks Tiffany’s pussy. There is a close up of Temptress spitting and licking her pussy. There’s a nice camera angle of Temptress’s ass moving side to side while she licks Tiffany’s pussy (very nice)! Temptress continues to lick and suck Tiffany’s pussy while Tiffany pinches her nipples. Tiffany grabs her legs and pulls them apart so Temptress can really fuck her pussy with her fingers. Temptress gets up to kiss Tiffany, and Tiffany asks, “Where she learned how to eat pussy like this?” Temptress replies, “It’s easy, I’m an actress.” The scene and movie ends with the two women sharing a real passionate kiss.

EXTRAS:
Picture Gallery, Bios, Internet stuff, Phone sex ads, and Trailers (No Man’s Land 10, No Man’s Land 19, No Man’s Land 20, and No Man’s Land 26)

FINAL THOUGHTS:
I was really getting into the first scene. I thought it was rather good, especially when Tiffany was tonguing the hell out of Monique’s ass, and using the anal beads. Unfortunately the rest of the scenes in the movie fall short, very short of even living up to the first. I mean how can a film start out with a nasty scene, then go completely the opposite direction? There are some great moments in the third scene with Bunny and Temptress, but still the overall scene ends up being boring and too “regular”. It’s a shame because I really love watching Bunny work! The forth scene is the worst one on the disk. It was so “text” book lesbian sex! The last scene was the biggest disappointment! Tiffany’s skills seemed to have lacked since her first scene. Temptress didn’t do much either, and it was too short as well. The whole storyline was pretty funny, though there really didn’t need to be one, but it was funny watching the bad acting. They all hesitated/fumbled on their lines so many times I thought they were reading off queue cards and had to squint because they couldn’t see them! The music was typical stereotypical porn music. I swear I heard one of the tunes on an 80’s Nintendo game! The sound person needs to lower the volume of the soundtrack a bit because it was too loud! The extras weren’t that great either. There wasn’t even a cast list! With all of its faults, at least the video was done reasonably well! Tiffany’s first scene was really good and was a bit nasty, but the rest were really light, and probably good for people who like just soft-core porn. If you are a fan of Tiffany Mynx then I suggest you take a look at this dvd, just to see scene with Monique. Other than that, if you don’t like nasty or even highly involved lesbian sex you should consider picking this one up, I mean 3 of the 5 scenes are pretty good and this dvd is really cheap!

Any comments or questions (positive or bad) please feel free to email me at Coyote22@my.adultdvdtalk.com