Sexy Nurses 3 (Metro) Review

Reviewed by Boouky  on  1/29/2004

This was my first Adult DVD, and starring Stacy Valentine, I was certain that it would be worth the money. Unfortunately, it wasn't the right DVD to choose.

The plot is extremely weak and weird, the cast of actresses, while hot, never seem to be able to pick up any momentum in the sex, because of the screwy camera which keeps switching angles so fast that by the time the picture reached from my brain to my dick, it was a completely different shot.

Not to mention the fact that while the sex shows some promise, there never is really anything to get your motor running. Most shots don't show enough or move simply too fast. And without a doubt, the biggest crime of all, is not enough Stacy!!! She does one oral at the beginning that you can barely make out because of the lovely aforementioned angle switching, and the final scene with her, Mark Davis and Stephanie Swift is too darkly lit and really not at all explicit.

The only scenes I enjoyed somewhat were the lesbo scenes and the one with Sana Fey, but of course, they were also plagued by this lackluster effort in "Kafka gone hardcore". It's a porno movie, not A Clockwork Orange, for god's sake. The extras, being the preview trailers on the other side of the disc, are nice to look at, but for some reason, there's a glitch that hides some of them unless you scroll through other trailers to the end. Like hidden easter eggs without the fun.

The only reason this review was written was to spare some unfortunate soul from actually buying this crap. Stacy needs to come out of retirement and make up for this, and White Angel.